Here’s some Britney Spears doing some really weird hand signals, that I know if you were to google them, would be some satanic ritual bullshit, since all these idiots do these weird ceremonial satanic rituals like a bunch of fucking losers, because either they believe in Satan, are trained by people who believe in Satan, or like to push the whole conspiracy that Hollywood is run by demons, because these people are fucking demons.

Whether this is Britney or not doesn’t matter, it’s AI that pretends to be Britney and that’s something exciting to those of us ready for the SEX ROBOT to replace all women, we’re almost there…

It would make sense if Britney was part of some big elaborate scheme, that she’d do weird ritualistic dances as a tribute to when they took her virginity and made her not that innocent…but even if she’s just a crazy rich lady who has lost her mind…she’s worth watching decline….because she’s half naked in her dance..

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Britney Spears, or her body double, or her clone, or her AR filter have recently let her handler who played her husband go. They are calling it a divorce.

I assume his contract was up and he has a better life to live as Britney’s ex, probably at the gay clubs or by the pool in Palm Springs where he can probably afford to live off his Britney earnings since his acting career is pretty shitty.

That’s not to say he wasn’t a rich kid to begin with, it’s just to say that marrying Britney means getting paid….especially when it’s an actual paid job to push the lie that she’s still alive, that she’s free, that she’s not in an institution, or that she’s not a body double, an AR Filter, or even to push that she’s fucking nuts.

To make her storyline even more obscure she posted some now single toplessness, you know, it’s what huge popstars do after the trauma of being a celebrity has destroyed them at their core…something I look for in a woman….

Then she hired a group of awkward dudes, probably of craigslist, all looking like her husband, all topless, and licking her from the boot up with some weirdo director behind the camera only for the content to look more like a snuff film from the VHS era than social media content in the porn generation.

If only she hire me to be the creeper giving direction, I can assure you that I’d make it good.

Here’s her caption, make sense of it if you can, because I can’t but it seems Britney could have been run through by a bunch of gay migrants who floated into Europe on a raft only to be adopted by Britney…..

When you go to meet up with a so called “friend” and drive an hour for chicken !!! Then you have to wait in the car and need to use the bathroom … I knew paps were tipped off because the car I was in was never used before … so how I was I followed ??? Malibu Canyon Road is the most horrible road ever to drive on … so what does a bitch like me do !!??! I put my green dress on and show up at my friends !!! I invited my fav boys over and PLAYED ALL NIGHT !!!

Weird….

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I don’t think this video of Britney Spears doing a dance routine with her 40 year old mom gut hanging over her thong is anything recent, but they want us to think that it is, because they want us to think that Britney is free and not dead…but I don’t believe that storyline, I’m a conspiracy theorist and this shit is fake as fuck…

I do think this video of Britney Spears in a thong is on a level of weird, awkward and uncomfortable, even if it is recent and even if it is Britney Spears because the quality of this shit is like amateur porn, when only fat ladies were producing amateur porn, back in the early days of the internet before hot chicks stole their amateur porn glory, it was one step away from being scanned photos….

To think that a bitch was in captivity for decades, worked to the bone, and this is her messaging to the world now that she is free, just a crazy lady you’d find in a back alley dancing in her underwear for a homeless guy paying her in crack, seems a little bargain basement Walmart Britney, but maybe this is her creative vision finally unfolding in a humiliating and uncomfortable way!

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The people who run Britney Spears’ account, which I don’t think are Britney Spears, despite her being “free”….since I’m convinced she’s in captivity or dead and whatever this person is, is just a body double, or an AI generated image…

Hey AI, produce picture of Britney Spears on a horse on the beach….because the public are not buying that this feed is really her, or that she is alive, or that she’s free…because all the pics are shot in her living room, from the same angle, on the same phone and sometimes in the same outfit..

Hey AI, let’s create a VACATION moment for Britney Spears, so that people think she’s on a tropical getaway, horseback riding, doing thing FREE people do.

It’s all very weird, but hot tits in a bikini top…whoever the body double, or AI generated image, or actual Britney living her best free life MAY be…

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Here’s some Britney Spears producing some really weird, low budget content that I was assumed was created before they killed her off or institutionalized her after the whole “releasing her” from her captivity she’s under.

I just don’t believe it, mainly because of the glitches we’ve seen in her content and the shit quality in her content, and the fact that she could easily be a body double.

I don’t know why they’d do it, I guess money is still meant to be made…and it’s being made, they recently said she’ll be releasing a new album soon, obviously…KEEP MILKING THE CASH COW like you are K-Fed….

The reality is, maybe her family of handlers deserve the compensation because without their sacrifices she’d be nothing, and by sacrifices I mean child sacrifices with other record execs in exchange for the stardom they got…

Anyway, I’m into the body they pretend is Britney in her bikini doing smutty selfies on an out dated phone in what she claims is MEXICO back in April…SURE IT IS BRO…

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I like to call Britney Spears the Fake Britney, because I don’t really get Britney Spears from any of the content that she puts out there, even though it’s heavily weird, odd, even disturbing.

Sure, there is a small chance that this is actually Britney Spears, maybe shot before she was sent off to the prison they house her in, but there’s nothing really fun in that storyline.

You know, a hostage girl designed to make money for her family and team, abducted in plain site, or whatever you want to call it….only to break free and to behave like this, never leaving the house, dancing to the camera like an agoraphobic who doens’t know how to live.

I far prefer the this being AI, not a real human, or a body double hired to lay the groundwork of the storyline that Britney’s lost her mind, so that it normalizes and gets the fans acclimatized her demise.

Anyway, she’s wearing some panties in her dance….looking good enough for pop star, rich as fuck mom….so even if it is REALLY Britney no longer in captivity acting like she is in captivity being weirdly racy, awkard and uncomfortable….half naked, which is what counts!

Big Fan!

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Burt Bacharach may be dead, you can say a little prayer for him, a little RIP MOTHERFUCKER , thanks for the commercial love songs all those years….

But Britney Spears isn’t….however her friends and family are apparently scared she’s going to die, which I call predictive programming, since she’s already dead.

You know, you need to massage the news into the general public who don’t follow this shit gently, you have to let them think she’s totally off the rails, that she’s lost her mind, so that when they do release her death, you’ve had all kinds of preparation and accept it as obvious fact, instead of thinking she was killed by her handlers or the industry.

The whole Free Britney thing felt like a contrived scam to me, in part because no one cared for decades, but all of a sudden went out with protest songs and protest signs….

The whole FREE Britney, you know now that she’s “Free” because of the hard work the FREE BRITNEY movement did for her, consistently feels like she’s in fucking prison….starring in a be-heading video from a cave somewhere.

She’s rarely in content outside her house, the content she is in seems like it was shot on a different generation phone, you know you can make actual movies on the new iphones apparently, I mean I wouldn’t know mines old as shit….but I am not Britney Spears who gets gifted these kinds of things.

I don’t even know if the person in the video is the OG Britney, there’s a lot of markers that scream body double, but even that may be too far fetched, so if we do just forget the conspiracies and accept the narrative they are telling us, she still seems like she’s shackled in the Britney prison.

If she was truly free, she’d be having a far better time than this reclusive weirdness, but I’ll still watch the soap opera unfold, I got nothing better to do, and it’s “BRITNEY SPEARS” bitch.

Here she is in a GOLD DRESS….

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