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2023

03

May

Where is Britney Spears of the Day

I’ve been saying the Britney isn’t free, that Britney is either dead or institutionalized, that there’s something really bootleg about whatever is going on with Britney Spears, who no one cared was abducted in plain site, but then cared so much they created protests on her behalf, only for her to be freed and despite being free, only takes pics on a shitty fucking phone in the same location.

My theories are she’s dead, she’s in captivity….and the content being produced is DEEP FAKE AI filters, Body Doubles or shit shot 10 years ago.

Remember, she released a hit song this summer with Elton John that was recorded a decade ago and never showed up to any of the events….but instead just cryptically stays alive on instagram with weird fucking posts..

Anyway, I saw this video of her AI FACE FILTER being removed in her video, meaning that’s probably ain’t Britney Dancing…

Here is an analysis from the internet:

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2023

17

Apr

Fake Britney Spears Neon Panties Dance of the Day

I like to call Britney Spears the Fake Britney, because I don’t really get Britney Spears from any of the content that she puts out there, even though it’s heavily weird, odd, even disturbing.

Sure, there is a small chance that this is actually Britney Spears, maybe shot before she was sent off to the prison they house her in, but there’s nothing really fun in that storyline.

You know, a hostage girl designed to make money for her family and team, abducted in plain site, or whatever you want to call it….only to break free and to behave like this, never leaving the house, dancing to the camera like an agoraphobic who doens’t know how to live.

I far prefer the this being AI, not a real human, or a body double hired to lay the groundwork of the storyline that Britney’s lost her mind, so that it normalizes and gets the fans acclimatized her demise.

Anyway, she’s wearing some panties in her dance….looking good enough for pop star, rich as fuck mom….so even if it is REALLY Britney no longer in captivity acting like she is in captivity being weirdly racy, awkard and uncomfortable….half naked, which is what counts!

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2023

09

Feb

Britney Spears Crop Top of the Day

Burt Bacharach may be dead, you can say a little prayer for him, a little RIP MOTHERFUCKER , thanks for the commercial love songs all those years….

But Britney Spears isn’t….however her friends and family are apparently scared she’s going to die, which I call predictive programming, since she’s already dead.

You know, you need to massage the news into the general public who don’t follow this shit gently, you have to let them think she’s totally off the rails, that she’s lost her mind, so that when they do release her death, you’ve had all kinds of preparation and accept it as obvious fact, instead of thinking she was killed by her handlers or the industry.

The whole Free Britney thing felt like a contrived scam to me, in part because no one cared for decades, but all of a sudden went out with protest songs and protest signs….

The whole FREE Britney, you know now that she’s “Free” because of the hard work the FREE BRITNEY movement did for her, consistently feels like she’s in fucking prison….starring in a be-heading video from a cave somewhere.

She’s rarely in content outside her house, the content she is in seems like it was shot on a different generation phone, you know you can make actual movies on the new iphones apparently, I mean I wouldn’t know mines old as shit….but I am not Britney Spears who gets gifted these kinds of things.

I don’t even know if the person in the video is the OG Britney, there’s a lot of markers that scream body double, but even that may be too far fetched, so if we do just forget the conspiracies and accept the narrative they are telling us, she still seems like she’s shackled in the Britney prison.

If she was truly free, she’d be having a far better time than this reclusive weirdness, but I’ll still watch the soap opera unfold, I got nothing better to do, and it’s “BRITNEY SPEARS” bitch.

Here she is in a GOLD DRESS….

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2023

31

Jan

Britney Spears is “Back” of the Day

Britney Spears, who has renamed herself River Red because she’s totally fine…

I like to think is a body double or an AI version of the original Britney Spears, who they have either hired to make look like a total nutter, or they’ve built with untested technology so that she glitches the fuck out, but who for the sake of conversation, we will pretend is the original Britney who has just been run through by an industry that basically rapes the soul daily….is not dead or replaced but a free woman.. who just likes to look like kept woman in a prison camp where she produces hostage videos….and in being a free woman she can be as crazy as she wants in her content that is not designed to make her look crazy it’s just her artistic vision.

Anyway, she deleted her Instagram last week, her fans who are not buying that she’s free called the police for a wellness check, the police who weren’t paid off and who genuinely care about calls they get from Instagram fans dug into it, and apparently it’s all ok and now she’s back.

So to prove how okay she is, she posted these videos of her dancing that look more like a system malfunction, glitching out.

Don’t worry guys, she’s just fine!



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2022

16

Dec

Britney Spears is Probably Still Dead on Institutionalized Watch of the Day

I saw that Britney Spears posted these topless pictures on her instagram last night and it was pretty racy titty massage covering her nipple content that you’d expect to find on backpages, by some low level escort trying to get into the online hooking scene…

It is not even something you’d find on a low level influencer or OnlyFans models feed….because it’s so badly shot, edited, done….and those girls are professional internet sluts producing professional influencer slut content because they have a business to run.

What I am saying is that Britney’s content is bootleg sexting, it looks like it was shot a few years ago, the HDR badge on the top of the picture means it’s a screenshot from god knows what version of iphone and the reflection in her eye of the creepy handler shooting her, is creepy.

The whole thing leads me to think they are pretending she’s alive, using old content, cast a body double to pretend to be her, and that Britney’s no longer around..

Being naked on the internet as a protest or celebration of being free, when always being in the same location, doesn’t feel free at all.

You’d think she’d be traveling, doing the Tara Reid party tour around the world in luxury, living her actual life…but instead they post hostage photos that feel like beheading videos that seem more acceptable because she’s holding her big bare tits in them…..works for me….keep up the good work, even though she looks abused in it….

Here’s that reflection in her eye of a body taking the pic:

Here are the rest of her pics:

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2022

14

Dec

Britney Spears Hostage in The Shower of the Day

I don’t go on social media because it rapes the minds of everyone on social media, so I prefer to associate with people who are not on social media, which unfortunately, is pretty much no one but homeless people, criminals trying to hide from the world, and half retards who can’t figure it out….IT WORKS FOR ME.

In not sitting on social media eagerly waiting for these cunts to post something racy, since there is so much raciness in content, that the whole barometer or whatever measuring stick you use to determine what racy content is, has shifted to near porn….and some are posting actual porn….because a girl has to get noticed, while being sex positive and empowered, you know how it is.

So we’ve got normies turning 18 and eagerly launching their onlyfans to sell butthole pics they’ve always wanted to take, but they weren’t able to take, because it was illegal for them to take them, but now that it’s legal, FULL THROTTLE and it’s hardly as bad as the other girls on the internet that dudes are jerking off to…..

I guess the argument would be the GOALPOSTS of nudity has moved and we’re alright with that and apparently so is Britney Spears, not that this is actually Britney Spears, since I think Britney Spears is dead or locked in a basement somewhere being tortured by her handlers, but it sure is someone pretending to be Britney, or just old content of Britney they had lying around that they figure will make the right amount of noise in this humilation process…so the girl worth 100s of millions of dollars, shoots weird shower in her underwear videos for social media, on a phone that makes the content look worse than early shower videos I used to make of sluts on my camcorder in the analog days.

It makes no sense, but she’s topless, so distract me with that…..how about going full throttle, none of these cocktease, grey area, waking that line of smut and weird even though we all know the real Britney fodder being passed around the industry is more on the snuff side of things…

If you’re into kept women, brainwashed and confused into doing weird shit topless…and I know you are….Here’s Britney Bitch.

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2022

22

Nov

Britney Spears Creepy Night Gown Nipple in her Old House of the Day

Here’s a little “Let’s Pretend Britney is Alive and Crazy” from the motherfuckers who handle her account after they pretended to give her her freedom….

Today’s edition of “this is either really fucking old” since the quality is shit and it is in her old house….or “this is her body double or replacement but it’s pretty fucking suspicious, uncomfortable to watch, weird….where is her husband, oh right, he’s an actor….

If I was to abduct a bitch I would probably post all her old content to social like it was new to give the illusion she’s not living in the garden shed, assuming I had a garden shed.

It looks to me like she’s still in captivity and to make the story weirder than it already is….Elton John did some huge goodbye concert in LA, I guess he’s transcending to hell where the gays get sent according to the bible….but they recorded a song back in 2015 that they released as if it was a new song this year and it was a real banger…a club anthem….but for some reason LA based Britney didn’t show up to sing along….how suspicious.

What I am saying is Britney is probably dead or sedated in a basement cell….but she’s in a silk night gown and you can see her mom titty…

her caption:

First time showing me in my nightgown !!! They are all silk and beautiful ??? !!! Here’s me this morning FEELING MYSELF with my baby ?? !!! “Honest” by Justin Bieber ??? !!! Psss I had a cup of coffee first of course ??!!!

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2022

08

Nov

Britney Spears Probably Still Dead of the Day

Here’s another video of Britney, or an actor playing Britney, or a clone of Britney, or someone in their best Britney latex mask costume, maybe it is a AR filter from SNAPCHAT, I mean, we’ve seen how that work, all acting like a cracked out crazy Britney…..

I don’t know what the objective with this weird Britney content is, maybe to make people think she’s still alive and unwell, maybe to justify why she wwas in captivity with her off her rocker, but there’s no way that Britney is creating this content, at least not in the present, this is some ghost of Christmas past shit…..

Maybe it’s to build up the storyline about when they announce her death like she was Aaron Carter, you know when these industry people go off the rails and become unmanageable and capable of blowing the lid off how corrupt and dark their industry is, they gotta go, for the benefit of the whole industry.

They say she is free, despite her only posting old content up from whatever prison she lives in, which in this case is her “old house again”.

This is not her new house, it is her old house and this is not new footage, it can’t be, it’s just so shit quality……

Her fans on Twitter are saying that tattoos are missing on the actor that they are using as Britney, why the gapped tooth Britney?

So where is the real Britney, is she really Free, was that all just a show,…to distract people?

Where are the paparazzi capturing her since she’s free and traveling from old house to knew house?

I guess, who cares, we can watch a cracked out person playing Britney shake her ass like a nutjob.

This is the mental caption that I doubt Britney Wrote

I’m dancing in time now Victoria … yes … nerve damage on the right side of my body … there’s no cure except God I guess … nerve damage is caused sometimes when you don’t get enough oxygen to your brain … your brain literally shuts down ? … blah blah blah old story … in that place I didn’t breathe when I was there … nerve damage causes parts of your body to go numb. I wake up like 3 times a week in bed and my hands are completely numb … nerves are tiny and it feels like pins and needles from the right side of my body it shoots up to my neck and the part that hurts the worst is my temple on my head … it stings and it’s scary … the last 3 years since I got out of that place I’ve been in a mild unconscious state … I couldn’t face it ?. It was like it was too scary to be here … although my instagram has been not up to par to most … hey hey hey it gave me existence and got me here … it’s funny though when I dance I don’t feel the pain ? … it’s like my mind literally goes to a place of my inner child. And although I don’t move like I use to … I truly believe my faith in it gave me strength … by the grace of God I finally found a medication where I actually feel oxygen going to my brain and through my neck ? … my eyes are more open now and I can hold my head up correctly ?? … I’ve done a good job trying to pull it off. Either way I’m getting a lot better, I can breathe … I feel smarter because well, Jesus I can breathe now … either way, I’m breathing now and I can dance in time, Victoria … I send all my love to every single one of you … this is me this morning ?? … I’m gonna vacuum now !!!

Interesting how she has nerve damage now, step one to death, step one to hospitalization, step one to medicating her…..it’s all so weird, but BREAD AND CIRCUS baby…..

This shit is fake as fuck.

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2022

04

Nov

Britney Spears Probably Dead of the Day

If you’ve been following the Britney coverage, which isn’t really coverage, more like I get reminded that people are a bunch of fucking suckers to think that Britney is freed and not held hostage or having her social media updated by her handlers…

That whole “Free Britney” movement and her conservatorship being dropped was a load of bullshit, after 15 years of no one caring she was in captivity, all of a sudden the world cared and she was freed, it only works like that when it’s fake….I mean they are entertainers….and she is an earner that has a lot of money invested in her and that pays out in dividends….there’s just no fucking way she’s free.

Her whole content stream on social media looks a decade old, the Britney they’ve given us has a gap tooth and doesn’t look like the real Britney, the paparazzi don’t capture any pics of her, it’s just a lot of bullshit….and to make it seem even faker, today she posted content from her “old house” because why would she post from her new house…if she’s DEAD or institutionalized…

Who fucking knows what is real out there, but I’ll still look at Britney or the actor playing Britney’s old momma tits…

Her caption:


I’m visiting my old house right now ? !!! I adore my other home but I have land and horses here ? !!! This is me today ??? !!! I know I’m being a complete idiot in my living room but the lighting is kinda nice ?? !!! I’m obviously playing and bored as freaking hell ??? !!! What else am I supposed to do ?????????????????? !!! Psss I know the video is too long !!! Psss my yellow banana purse ???? ? ??????? !!!

The other caption:


I messed up ??? !!! I posted the wrong video before !!! FEELING MYSELF ????????? !!! Psss my yellow banana purse ???? ? ??????? !!!

What in the fucking nut job fake and gay shit is this….I guess they left the Clone out of the fridge too long and this is what we’re forced to deal with….

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2022

31

Aug

Britney Spears Topless Hostage Video of the Day

I am still convinced that Britney Spears is no longer with us, that these are archive clips of her, in some weird humiliation ritual that leaves me feeling uneasy, however she could just be institutionalized somewhere, still in captivity like she’s been all these years, but based on the quality of her weird, awkward, instagram erotica that doesn’t make sense to me, since she has access to actual talent who could help make her OnlyFans the most important one to ever exist, but instead we get this weird dungeon videos that give the feeling of those terrorist beheading videos, or some other weird, dark, snuff film of the past! Creepy!

I think Britney is great, she’s still hot even if the content she puts out is creepy, assuming the Britney we’ve seen is even her, and her whole idea of stripping down topless and in skimpy bathing suit bottoms for the ram, is really all the content we need from her, it’s just leaves me feeling uncomfortable, which is probably the point, but not overly uncomfortable since I’ve come to terms with her captivity when it fucking happened 15 years ago!


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