I am convinced that Britney Spears is dead, but how could she be dead if she’s reposting weird bikini pics as part of storyline that she’s moving to Mexico for the prescription drugs that don’t need prescriptions!

Those US dollars go far in Pesos….

You can buy a lot of TACOS with some Britney money.

However…..

She could still be dead and this could be AI, old footage, a body double…MANY options….

I’m just happy to watch her, dead or alive, in a bikini because I live a sad sad life.

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Britney Spears brings her middle aged mom gunt in a tight dress to a creepy New Dance video.

There’s debate whether this is Britney Spears or a Body Double pretending to be Britney Spears, because people have a hard time accepting that their heroes have seemingly fallen, or at the very least developed vertigo and have a hard time keeping their balance, but it could just be the meds or her inner demons taking over her body.

The truth is these harmless dance videos of someone we’ll accept as being a crazy Britney Spears are fun to watch because they are unstable, erratic, involve her grabbing tits, remind us that crazy bitches make the best fucks and it’s fun.

If I had my choice, which I don’t because like Britney I am a prisoner….I would spend my life figuring out how to get into her inner circle to K-Fed her before menopause officially makes her barren….

Britney is magical, even if this isn’t Britney and I would devote my life to having first row seats on this in efforts to save her.

LET ME SAVE YOU BRITNEY….

But first, let me watch her dance weirdly and with as much passion as she can muster up on the TRANQS from a home she never leaves…..

Here she is doing her weird dances from her prison cell she calls home:

Here she is in her red satanic – not SANTANIC – outfit where she does the GOTHS UNDER THE BRIDGE raver dance for the demons in her brain….

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I don’t know if this is Britney Spears channelling Jack Black in his Dear Satan movie, which promises kids that you don’t have to sell your soul to the devil for him to bring back your brother, you just have to be willing to….

You know she’s all seductive in red and black, doing her awkward dance, probably shot in hell, not her personal prison hell, but ACTUAL hell, where these celebs hangout…

As awkward and unprofessional as the dance in this video is, you know not quite a pop star even though she is a popstar and more of a crackhead…

She’s doing a GREAT job for someone who is DEAD, most people just rot the fuck out.

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People like to hate on Britney Spears because her dance videos are creepy and feel like beheading videos from the middle-east back with the government was producing and financing those.

She seems to be medicated, at gun point as she wobbles uncomfortably in dance, all suffering from vertigo or some shit. Hardly what you’d expect from a professionally trained pop star….

BUT…considering she’s dead, I figure she’s doing a pretty good job….

Most dead people don’t have nearly as good of the moves…

If you were dead, I’d like to see you do better, HATER.

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Britney Spears brought another dance video. This is the only thing I live for, which is funny, because it’s the only thing that Britney lives for as well, they keep her in the basement and bring out for instagram dances that look like they are performed by a medicated, drunken, brain lobotomized handicapped person in front of a firing squad, like she’s in one of those beheading from the site formerly known as LIVELEAK, which is where I used to get my NEWS and share with you…..

I don’t even know if Britney is alive, so many this is actually the only thing that makes people think Britney is alive, because they shot these before they killed her off…making them videos she died for.

The fact is that she’s in a nightgown, it’s sheer, you can almost make out her tit and her tit, from my memory were different. The nipples aimed to the ground, that doesn’t seem to be happening here. Maybe she got her tits lifted, MAYBE it’s a body double….OR MAYBE it’s her sister JAMIE LYNN playing the role of BRITNEY.

SO many things could be responsible for this titty in a sheer nightgown….all of them sinster and weird….

If you dig into the conspiracy, she is never seen by the paparazzi, she didn’t promote her song with Elton, they used an old photo and it was an old recording, the fans never see her, she doesn’t fucking exist…

But that’s too complex for our minds and her titties exist and THAT is what matters!

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There’s a story about Britney Spears moving the Mexico because that’s where the Hollywood perverts are fleeing the USA to go tax evade and live freely.

I don’t know how true the Britney story is, since she’s dead, but we’ll assume they’ll just have her killed by the Cartel or some shit when they are tired of pretending that she’s alive.

In this AI video of the popstar, which could be a body double or just old content, you can see her in clothing….then in her bikini….and the whole thing is exciting because jerking off to a dead Britney when they present her alive is far less disturbing to digging up her corpse to jerk off to a dead Britney, it’s a more socially acceptable form of necrophilia….like when you jerk off to your dead grandmother’s bikini pics cuz you love her tits…

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Britney Spears is bringing some leopard print dance content from last week, into our lives because it’s creepy, disturbing and puts us into the Christmas spirit, you know since it’s Monday and we’re all fucking crazy, just not as crazy as Britney!

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I think it’s pretty important for everyone to start their day with Britney Spears half naked dance videos.

I don’t bother reading her crazy captions, but I know that the conspiracy theorists out there are over analyzing each line…..”WHY IS SHE REFERENCING HER BROKEN FOOT”….”WHY IS SHE REFERENCING THE CHURCH”…..”IS BRITNEY FROM THE FUTURE AND TIME TRAVELING”…..”IS BRITNEY CRYING FOR HELP THROUGH HER CAPTIONS”…

It’s all a waste of time and diverts attention from what matters, and that is that she’s pretending to be in Turks and Caicos, where there are paparazzi on the island, and no one has captured a set of pictures to send to the paparazzi of it.

It’s almost like she doesn’t exist, or she’s actually in a basement prison cell on the green screen.

Just a trip in Turks and Caicos where all her content is shot from inside the villa so that there are no obvious landmarks and no witnesses.

Britney’s gotta be dead bro, but at least they captured or created a simulation of her doing a little half naked mom in her 40s dance off with the tits out.

The fact is, Britney could be a live and we could all be over thinking it, but it’s all very suspicious but at least they captured that dance content to uplift our souls..

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I have been thinking about turning this site into a Britney Spears exclusive underwear dancing website, because the old hag produces enough underwear dance videos to keep this site updated for ALL 3 of you who probably already saw this video on social media days ago when it was posted.

I figure that pop stars, even when half naked, have a solid homosexual fanbase, and as the world turns more and more fucking gay and by all expectations the world will continue to get gayer, it’s good to be on the front lines of gay shit that gay dudes like to watch when not sticking their dicks in shitty assholes…

I like to think Britney Spears is dead and has become an AI or strictly digital celebrity, one of those AI influencers because her family killed her off…

Is this old content, a body double, or a fucking video game, who knows…

Everything is fake (and gay) and rigged in this fucking weird world where there’s two distinct groups of humans and non-human demons, so we’ll just blindly look at her mom tits in an awkward dance off that doesn’t look like someone who’s been doing this as long as she’s been doing it…does it.

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I am pretty consistent in my Britney Spears death watch, because I am not an actual journalist or even someone who cares about the wellbeing of Britney Spears.

Although, when she was in captivity under her conservatorship all those years, I was actively calling her fans sick people watching a slave perform as they all cheered, it was a pretty fucking wild concept that it went on for as long as it did, but eventually they decided enough was enough and that they should free her.

The damage was done, the girl was either nuts, they probably killed her off and replaced her with another clone, body double or AI, but I’ll accept that this is Britney, even if it’s old content of Britney, dancing around with her tits out in lingerie, because I like staring at tits, even old lady in lingerie tits, whether they are celebrity or not…it’s hardly a skill.

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