Here’s some Britney Spears bringing in the Christmas spirit because she’s doing her awkward mom at the bar who took a few too many sedatives that she mixed with alcohol at the all inclusive resort after going through a divorce….

I guess her team is happy that her Christmas Tree in the background can finally make sense in the content stream, because they occasionally post this Christmas content in the summer because it’s recycling old content on the regular on her feed, you know because she’s FREE and old content is what FREE people do.

The main reason I don’t think this is Britney is because how bad she is at dancing while being Britney Spears, someone who committed her whole life to song and dance….the old content is questionalble…but the dancing brings it fucking home.

Where’s real BRITNEY….who is this imposter playing with her tits…

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This photoshoot, if you can call it a photoshoot, of Britney, or the actress who pretends she is Britney, has been one of the most used pieces of content on her instagram stream to date.

This picture or series is more used than the crackwhore who managed to live into her late 70s actively working to get her crack because the crack kept her alive….you know real fucking used….

I’m convinced Britney is as dead as her dad’s amputated leg…he got his leg amputated yesterday….so it’s pretty fucking dead, which is why she always uses this same old same old content.

I figure she’s got the ability to take NEW NUDES, or would have that ability with her new found freedom that I don’t believe she has…and with phone and internet access, so revisiting this same series like it’s the one time she’s nude is weird.

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Britney Spears, or Britney Smears if you are in the group of people who believe that this isn’t the original Britney but rather a replacement Britney for a few reasons, like her tooth gap she never had, the fact she posts old content, the fact she shoots shit from the same room, the fact that she is free yet never out in public, the fact that when she is out in public no civilians see her or post and tag her on social media, the fact that she had a hit song with Elton John she didn’t promote, the fact that she has a book that is a best seller that she didn’t promote. There’s lots of reasons for the conspiracy.

That doesn’t mean I won’t look at whoever this is in their old lady underwear being weird because they have been marketed as crazy, or they are actually certifiable crazy, so crazy that her dad who just had his leg amputated for her 42nd birthday would need to put her under a conservatorship and work her to the fucking bone like modern slave labor, because family care about each other and the fans watched like mindless shills they are.

Not to mention, if it is Britney, because it could be, I like the direction the content is going thanks to her rolling around in her underwear.

Her caption is promoting Victoria’s Secret, not sure they are paying her but if they are it’s a brilliant marketing campaign and weathered old popstars is far better than fat mutants they have recently booked. So check it out:

I finally found a bra from Victoria’s Secret that doesn’t hurt !!! I love a push up bra but I don’t like padded push up bra !!! This bra is genius … it pushes you up and there’s no padding !!! Also it’s silk !!! I don’t even feel like I’m wearing anything and it’s a pretty color too !!! 40 can suck my dick !!! I turned 6 this year ????????????????????????? I feel six most of the time anyways !!!

Interesting….does that mean she’s got a dick, I mean why would she say suck her dick if she doesn’t….more fuel to add to the conspiracy that Britney is a Transgendered midget man.

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People seem to think it’s mean to jerk off to or make fun of people who have lost their fucking minds….but who cares what people think….

I don’t believe in mental health issues, I do think that all bitches are crazy to begin with, and the crazier the bitch the more fun they are, so I’m all about bringing the crazy…..plus when you spend time in the underbelly of society, the women you come across are all far more nuts that Britney and luckily for you they can’t function in society…so that they suck dick for cheap so they can buy drugs…while someone like Britney is rich and off in her castle somewhere being rich.

So yeah, when people think you’re crazy shaming when pointing and laughing at the crazy, thinking that it’s not real comedy to point and laugh at people, it’s just mean spirited cynicism….they don’t realize that I’m celebrating the crazy…

They also don’t realize that this is probably not even Britney Spears, but rather AI art, or some body double reprogramming our idea of who and what Britney Spears is…

She keeps revisiting old content, like take some new nudes girl, it’s not like she’s working or has anything else to do….

Now, some of her weird professional dancer with a level of mental videos complete with Satanic ritual symbolism and titty grabbing….humping the air with a pole and some falling over herself like she’s not a professional dancer, but rather a drunk aunt with diabetes at a family function after too much cake.

Hot.

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I checked out Britney’s instagram, assuming she’d have some weird costume post up, I figure if you’re locked in your mansion with nothing else to do, coming up with some wild costumes, especially when marketed as a crazy person, would be the thing to do.

The truth is that I am convinced the person on her feed is not actually Britney Spears, but rather someone who is dressed like Britney, or an AR filter that turns anyone on her team into Britney, since everything about her existence, her liberating from her conservatorship, her song we never saw her perform but that they made money off of, her wedding, her divorce, her new memoir she didn’t write, promote or even take part in, the fact her content looks like beheading videos, or from the mid 2000s in quality….when she’s a pro…and even her dance moves are idiotic, while she’s a top level pop star…

So yeah, no Britney Spears costume yet, they’ve haven’t put one out yet, but the dance video is good “hold music” for when they drop it….

In other news, Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba, two industry puppets decided to dress like Britney, which you’d think people would take offense to, sine Britney’s marketed as a half retard with mental illness, and dressing like her is bringing attention to her and mocking her, without really being sensitive to her….

You can’t wear blackface because it offends an entire race, but you can dress like someone who is living and breathing and struggling and get away with it….

I mean aren’t there rules about dressing like people who are still alive….OH right…because Britney’s dead. Paris and her old lady hands covered by gloves and Alba are in the satanic club and know the truth.

Old Hands Hilton Hotel:

Honest Company Alba:

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Britney Spears is going viral, or I guess trending since she’s pretty much always viral thanks to being Britney Spears, one of the last great celebrities of our time.

She’s not getting people excited or concerned about her knife tricks, playing her best dancing Puerto Rican gangster with his switchblade in West Side Story….theatre kid shit…

She’s not posting hot pics from her rumored vacation to Brando’s Tahitian island where he was a reclusive that they’ve turned into some luxury resort….

She is trending because she has released information about her abortion with Justin Timberlake’s baby.

So back in the Justin Timberlake / Britney Double Denim romance that we all thought was for media attention since Timberlake how to be a poofter, he apparently spilled some sperm inside her, I assume from another man’s ass farting in Britney’s direction, or maybe from him autofelating himself before going down on her….and to deal with the pregnancy they didn’t want to happen because there was more money to be made off these two, they killed the fucker, the way all these pro abortion people celebrate.

We live in an era where making dead baby jokes gets you cancelled, but actively pushing for the right to kill babies gets you celebrated as a feminist hero…

All this to say, it was clearly a satanic ritual, ripping the baby out of Britney like she was Rosemary and the real news is that in her prison they keep her in, that badly lit, sleeper cell looking prison she’s in, there is a stripper pole….

Exciting stuff….right.

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Britney Spears put on a sheer shirt, rocking some hard nipples, to do a ridiculous dance in the same room, from the same angle, with the same bouquet of flowers on the coffee table as always, because I think this is computer generated bullshit….

I don’t really know what the purpose of making Britney out to be a lunatic, but I am pretty sure that with all her money, her professional dance training, her work in content production, her hair and make-up team, all that other shit that makes her Britney Spears would still exist in her “freedom”….but instead we get this bootleg shit.

Is Britney dead, is she a body double, is she a man in an AI filter, or is she really out of captivity, while seemingly being more captive than she was when she was in captivity, who fucking knows….I’m more into looking at her old, weathered pop star ass in a skimpy bikini and her nipples in her braless shirt, because I am well aware that CRAZY girls can fuck…so we’ll just assume she’s a crazy girl and not part of some weird satanic conspiracy.

The nerds did the “sheer shirt nipple exposing technique on photoshop” because clearly they don’t care if it’s really Britney or not, they just care about nipples, which I can relate to.

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I guess I let all you losers down, because I didn’t jump on the Britney Spears dancing with knives video that’s become a meme.

I figure, Britney Spears as a concept is pretty fucking depressing, because the girl still feels very much in captivity and I’m not even sure it is the girl, just some body double playing the girl that they use as a distraction….

But the story is that she did some knife holding dance routine, that got the police called to do a wellness check all while being pantsless…which I guess is seemingly crazy, but hardly that fucking crazy when you factor in that this is Britney Spears, or the AR Filter that makes some random dude into Britney Spears for the sake of the internet, all dancing in front of a Green Screen in the same place she always dances from….because the actual Britney is dead…

This is a top level, trained super star, dancing awkwardly and producing the most bootleg content possible, just fuels the conspiracy that this ain’t no FREE BRITNEY at all…I’ll still look at her mom ass….

MORE BRITNEY FUN:

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In a not so shocking development, since Britney Spears is an industry puppet and part of the whole Hollywood and Entertainment Industry’s Satanic Agenda….you know a blown out mind controlled puppet they used to push agendas despite it destroying her as a person…you know keeping her in captivity doing things she didn’t want to do all for the money….even her own “family” sold her out and sure, they were likely just foster parents housing her for the cloning labs she came out of…not a real human, just a robot made to song and dance for millions of people…a dancing monkey to distract the world from actual important things…

The now overly medicated on anti-depressants, which also furthers your disconnection from yourself, your soul and the higher power is going after Jesus, that’s assuming she’s still alive, which I don’t…totally detached from her spirit thanks to all the meds and abuse so she has decided to turn her back on her Christian roots because the body double or AI filter that is pretending to be Britney Spears is getting messages sent to it to announce that Jesus, not me, because my name is Jesus Martinez, even though no one knows that, but the actually Jesus is not coming back….

She wrote:

I realize there’s a lot of athiests out there, but that’s just the work of the Satanic agenda propagandizing you, it is not your fault you’ve been fed lies to the point you believe them and don’t look into yourself to find the truth, they want. you to doubt the powers of the universe and think you’re a modified ape…because that the only way Satan can defeat the love of Christ, duh.

It only makes sense that a demonic puppet of the Satanic agenda all jacked up on meds like Britney would be pushing that on all the weak or misguided minds who follow her. The Satanic agenda love that she has that size audience to push their gospel of anti-christ on but if you look at her and her behavior and how fucked up it is and compare her to a good old fashioned Christian girl, you’ll see that this bitch needs nothing more than finding Jesus…

She’s the first person that everyone calls insane in all her insane actions, but when she says Jesus isn’t coming back, these idiot athiests are like “Slay, YASSSSS, GIRL….”

I mean look at her, that’s a homeless crack head throwing feces at the ATM level if that crackhead public shit flinger was rich as shit and locked away in a castle…the kind of spiritual leader the current society clearly already has with all their faggotry.

Her weird content I am sure she doesn’t creative direct feature her feet, her new SNAKE TATTOO, because obviously this is some ritualistic shit for her Satanic lords as she humiliates herself consistently on social media…is all orchestrated weirdness.

I’m confused by the teeth, all gapped and not the teeth the Britney we used to jack off to had, this demon ain’t Britney…

Don’t take spiritual guidance from a possessed individual, let the possessed individuals words help you go the other direction.

Her anti-christ commentary should make you really think Christ is a real force that you should check in, because if you pay attention, you’ll see that all these demonic people, schizos, crazies who are clearly fucked up and demonic always go back to hating on Jesus as part of their freakouts and mental breaks and rants….

They always go after Jesus in an unsolicited way, like a force gets in their head and tells them to. It is suspicious….

You see when I thought the whole God thing was questionable and ridiculous as a concept since I wasn’t raised in the church, I’d never rant on how Jesus isn’t real or how God is fake, I just wouldn’t think or talk about it, I was too busy being a self absorbed self destructing person addicted to strippers, which I still am today, just with more of an awareness to it. Yet, all these motherfuckers target Jesus in their athiesm instead of just doing their own thing, living their own self involved life, which is how you know that those ones clearly sent here from the devil himself…

God is great and anyone who gets angry when you say that, is clearly not, because even if God isn’t real, getting mad at someone who thinks he is real is pretty fucking weird, like why do you care, why does it offend you, clearly because the DEMONS live inside you. Freak.

So here’s Britney being a misguided, broken, victim of the satanic agenda whore…so of course she doesn’t believe in Jesus, she’s been so traumatized, she doesn’t believe in anything…especially how to light her creepy ass mansion properly so that her content doesn’t look like it’s from an old 90s VHS.

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