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2023

23

Feb

Living that Britney Spears Life of the Day

I am still convinced this isn’t really Britney Spears but an orchestrated and sophisticated effort to trick people into thinking she’s alive an unwell after years of being run through thanks to her parents selling her off to an industry, if those are even her parents, I mean it could be way darker than we actually thing…

I feel like it wouldn’t be so hard to post old content, hire an Australian actress to play Britney only for people to think Britney’s lost her shit….shoot everything on a first generation iphone and run it through some video app that no one’s ever heard of….TWICE….there are two watermarks…

But maybe Britney’s just crazy, you’d almost feel bad for her, if you didn’t remember the PSYCH WARD is wear all the GOOD pussy lives….I saw that on a meme yesterday, but it’s true. Crazy girls fuck better. End of story.

Dead or not, Britney is amazing…

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2023

09

Feb

Britney Spears Crop Top of the Day

Burt Bacharach may be dead, you can say a little prayer for him, a little RIP MOTHERFUCKER , thanks for the commercial love songs all those years….

But Britney Spears isn’t….however her friends and family are apparently scared she’s going to die, which I call predictive programming, since she’s already dead.

You know, you need to massage the news into the general public who don’t follow this shit gently, you have to let them think she’s totally off the rails, that she’s lost her mind, so that when they do release her death, you’ve had all kinds of preparation and accept it as obvious fact, instead of thinking she was killed by her handlers or the industry.

The whole Free Britney thing felt like a contrived scam to me, in part because no one cared for decades, but all of a sudden went out with protest songs and protest signs….

The whole FREE Britney, you know now that she’s “Free” because of the hard work the FREE BRITNEY movement did for her, consistently feels like she’s in fucking prison….starring in a be-heading video from a cave somewhere.

She’s rarely in content outside her house, the content she is in seems like it was shot on a different generation phone, you know you can make actual movies on the new iphones apparently, I mean I wouldn’t know mines old as shit….but I am not Britney Spears who gets gifted these kinds of things.

I don’t even know if the person in the video is the OG Britney, there’s a lot of markers that scream body double, but even that may be too far fetched, so if we do just forget the conspiracies and accept the narrative they are telling us, she still seems like she’s shackled in the Britney prison.

If she was truly free, she’d be having a far better time than this reclusive weirdness, but I’ll still watch the soap opera unfold, I got nothing better to do, and it’s “BRITNEY SPEARS” bitch.

Here she is in a GOLD DRESS….

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2023

31

Jan

Britney Spears is “Back” of the Day

Britney Spears, who has renamed herself River Red because she’s totally fine…

I like to think is a body double or an AI version of the original Britney Spears, who they have either hired to make look like a total nutter, or they’ve built with untested technology so that she glitches the fuck out, but who for the sake of conversation, we will pretend is the original Britney who has just been run through by an industry that basically rapes the soul daily….is not dead or replaced but a free woman.. who just likes to look like kept woman in a prison camp where she produces hostage videos….and in being a free woman she can be as crazy as she wants in her content that is not designed to make her look crazy it’s just her artistic vision.

Anyway, she deleted her Instagram last week, her fans who are not buying that she’s free called the police for a wellness check, the police who weren’t paid off and who genuinely care about calls they get from Instagram fans dug into it, and apparently it’s all ok and now she’s back.

So to prove how okay she is, she posted these videos of her dancing that look more like a system malfunction, glitching out.

Don’t worry guys, she’s just fine!



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2023

24

Jan

Britney Spears Crazy Dance Party of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on in the whole Britney Spears world these days, I think it’s some giant

I did end up getting served some Star Search clips of Britney when she was 10 years old and I am not convinced that the current Britney is the same person, but it’s very possible that she is, it’s just what happens 30 year of being run through, and not just in a sexual way, but used and abused to fund the family and create on industry on her enslaved ass….

I like to think that current Britney is old footage, from years ago and that the public Britney is just a hired actress they found on Hollywood boulevard to impersonate her hen needed.

I also like to think the videos she posted, that are old footage, are the equivalent of beheading terrorist videos from Liveleak era of internet….

There’s a level of creepy, weird, and erotic all at the same fucking time….and I’m not even into the whole slave, victim of abuse, MK ULTRA, destroyed by family and industry….it’s just so weird to not think that this crazy girl is damaged enough to fuck harder and better than a cracked out streetwhore who you don’t know whether she’ll make you cum or eat your dick off in a satanic schizo meltdown….

FUN

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2023

06

Jan

Britney Spears Weirdness Continues of the Day

Britney Spears continues to be weird, not that I think that’s actually Britney Spears, but rather a body double or more conspiracy oriented a clone, or more sinister, if it is Britney Spears, it’s probably very old footage of her…since she’s dead or lobotomized and drooling on herself somewhere.

Either way, she is in a new location, this time a gym with a multi-purpose dance room that still look like a basement she’s being held captive in….just waiting for the beheading scene to come in.

Is this part of the humiliation process, you know some satanic ritual with fire and red gloves?

If this is Britney being a “free” Britney, she looks pretty fucking abducted, medicated, and disturbing to me…..

Who cares, she’s dancing and freaky bitches who look insane make for the best lap dances and fucks, so if we’re going to have any washed up Britney, or Britney Impersonator learning the ropes, she’s better a lunatic…..

The caption read:

“Found my hands with some red gloves !!! I meditated to “Hips Don’t Lie” by @shakira !!! I just said “keep shaking your ass” and I did for 3 hours !!! Not really punctual and will probably take down in two days … but I think I just found the playground”

Interesting that she calls out Shakira and sets the video to J.Lo….weird….

She also reposted this bride of Satan picture that I am sure I’ve seen before…because why not keep on confusing…

They are fucking with us…..

WHERE IS THE SEX TAPE! If you’re going to be crazy, go all out and give us something to jack off to….the world needs a mental case Britney in action for free!

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2022

14

Dec

Britney Spears Hostage in The Shower of the Day

I don’t go on social media because it rapes the minds of everyone on social media, so I prefer to associate with people who are not on social media, which unfortunately, is pretty much no one but homeless people, criminals trying to hide from the world, and half retards who can’t figure it out….IT WORKS FOR ME.

In not sitting on social media eagerly waiting for these cunts to post something racy, since there is so much raciness in content, that the whole barometer or whatever measuring stick you use to determine what racy content is, has shifted to near porn….and some are posting actual porn….because a girl has to get noticed, while being sex positive and empowered, you know how it is.

So we’ve got normies turning 18 and eagerly launching their onlyfans to sell butthole pics they’ve always wanted to take, but they weren’t able to take, because it was illegal for them to take them, but now that it’s legal, FULL THROTTLE and it’s hardly as bad as the other girls on the internet that dudes are jerking off to…..

I guess the argument would be the GOALPOSTS of nudity has moved and we’re alright with that and apparently so is Britney Spears, not that this is actually Britney Spears, since I think Britney Spears is dead or locked in a basement somewhere being tortured by her handlers, but it sure is someone pretending to be Britney, or just old content of Britney they had lying around that they figure will make the right amount of noise in this humilation process…so the girl worth 100s of millions of dollars, shoots weird shower in her underwear videos for social media, on a phone that makes the content look worse than early shower videos I used to make of sluts on my camcorder in the analog days.

It makes no sense, but she’s topless, so distract me with that…..how about going full throttle, none of these cocktease, grey area, waking that line of smut and weird even though we all know the real Britney fodder being passed around the industry is more on the snuff side of things…

If you’re into kept women, brainwashed and confused into doing weird shit topless…and I know you are….Here’s Britney Bitch.

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2022

13

Dec

Britney Spears Posts a Mile High Club Video of the Day

There’s a conspiracy that Britney Spears is actually the original Britney Spears, but the people identify her replacement as the original Britney Spears .

There was apparently a Drew Barrymore movie with the same premise, that she had her body double pretend to be her, so everyone thought the body double was her, so when she returned from her hiatus, no one believed the original Drew Barrymore was Drew Barrymore and the people wanted the body double….

I don’t know who this is, is it original Britney, is it stand in Britney, is it some sort of clone they made in the Disney lab years ago who finally figured out consciousness, hence the whining for freedom….

I just know that it’s probably not Britney Spears or if it is, it was shot 10 years ago and they are passing it off as recent, because if Britney was at the airport, in NYC, in recent content….the paparazzi would have the pics….

WHERE IS BRITNEY…why the gap tooth…..I guess we can ask her husband, a hired actor, who you can imagine how being cast as Britney Spears’ husband worked out or will workout for his career after she is officially announced dead.

Point of the story, whoever this is, old Britney, new Britney, real Britney or fake Britney, she’s being a slut in a private jet, or a set that looks like a private jet, and that’s what matters.

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2022

15

Nov

Britney Spears is Dead Bikini Bottom Crazy Dance of the Day

Set to some demonic sounding Gregorian chant this shit is set to, but it is probably fitting, since I am convinced that Britney is either dead, institutionalized, or programmed to be on this dancing like possessed monster loop until her handlers can move back in and get her on stage doing this for paying customers and fans.

I do not believe the Free Britney movie was a real thing, I mean sure it was a real thing, but after 15 years of no one caring that she was entrapped, it was weird timing that all of a sudden they cared….after all the concerts they went to and Britney content they interacted with, it took 15 years to say “something is off”….

Now, I don’t know when Britney was killed off, or when they found this body double, because it really doesn’t feel like the same Britney to me…..but I guess it’d be hard to figure that out, since it may have never been the original Britney….

What I do know is that this shit is shot in her old house, that she pretends she goes to, without the paparazzi seeing her there…..and that it feels like old creepy content being repurposed making it more creepy.

Kept alive, or kept to look like a nutjob, through social media….but I’ll still watch the dancing monkey dance….DANCE MONKEY DANCE…..since she doesn’t have her PANTS on!!

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2022

14

Nov

Britney is Dead Watch Continues of the Day

There used to be a time, many many years ago, that I would do death watches for specific celebs who looked like they were on the brink of death, because the celebrity life is filled with behind the scenes trauma that we will never understand and we should be sympathetic when we see them in their collapse that caused by selling their soul for money and fame….

So there was a Mischa Barton death watch, she looked rough, a Tara Reid death watch, also looked rough, a Lohan death watch, none ever died…but it didn’t mean it wasn’t fun as we all assumed they would…..

Well, now I’m doing a Britney is already dead watch, where her content is years old, that she’s no longer with us RIP MOTHERFUCKER….because the character they have in her content doesn’t really feel like her, maybe it is her, but it also seems like it was shot a LONG time ago….

I figure if you have someone in conservatorship, you don’t let them out of that, especially when they are super stars like Britney with a shit ton of money on the line.

Sure, it’s all just conspiracy, but if she is FREE someone needs to give her a tutorial on how to use her new phone, for new content, cuz this shit is getting old, or looking old….

Why aren’t the paparazzi following her?

Why doesn’t she do any media, when her social seems like she has a lot to say….no podcasts, no sex tapes, no nudity she wants out there so bad.

It’s ALL very suspicious….but I’ll still watch her content even though it feels like an episode of shitty TV keeping the dead motherfucker alive through social media….and if she is alive and running her shit badly…she’s not very good at it and should run with the narrative that she’s dead, or institutionalized to justify how shit it is.

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2022

27

Oct

Is Britney Spears Dead or Institutionalized of the Day

I am convinced that Britney is Dead or her account is run by an AI because they always repost the same old content from the same prison-like setting, the I assume ends in a horror scene, or a beheading video from LiveLeak of yesteryear.

I do not understand how someone who is as famous as Britney, who has as much money as Britney, creates this weird ass dance content, weird ass nude content, that she RECYCLES, I have seen these before….

Then they have someone rant some bullshit, they pass off as Britney, because it is impossible to prove.

Isn’t it a Law and Order episode or even a true story, where some dude kept his victim alive through her social media for months, texting the family “I don’t want to talk, but let’s text” or whatever…..I am pretty sure, it’d be easy to game all the idiots out there.

She’s rocking a gap tooth that she didn’t USED to have, so is it a body double?

Maybe I’m over thinking it, but if you have a famous bitch willing to get naked, not producing new nudes, it’s an attack on our freedom….I don’t say leave britney alone, fuck that, FIND BRITNEY and get her posting more actual nudes, with whatever weird captions, so long as it’s not shot on a 1990s phone in 2008, like it looks…

Find Britney, The REAL one, This one has to be fake, or a viral troll….and it’s disappointing. Plus, she begged to be free, yet she’s never seen by the paparazzi, who are taking pics of Phoebe Price because they have no one else to take pics of, you’d think Britney would be EVERYWHERE now that she’s free, yet she’s NO where…interesting….must be a CONSPIRACY….

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