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2015

08

Dec

Britney Spears Stomach of the Day

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Britney Spears may have been hot many fucking years ago…before becoming relatively disgusting…fat…shaved head…cold sore scabbedut she looks like she’s

Well, she’s a near 40 year old mom of two, who is looking pretty fit as fuck, and I guess she’s proud of that…becuase when you’re a puppet owned by your parents, making the family money, all medicated and confused, there are only few things that can make a girl with everything happy, and one of those things is a thin, fit, midsection…that may or may not be photoshopped, but that doesn’t matter if it is or not, I’ve jerked off to Britney’s face cropped onto porn videos at least one time in the last decade…making real or fake Britney still Britney enough for me.

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2015

23

Nov

Britney Spears Yoga Pose for Christmas of the Day

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Britney Spears struck a Yoga Pose, as most white girls do, except in OTTAWA CANADA where they banned Yoga from a college because in being extremely PC, they’ve decided Yoga is cultural appropriation, like wearing a native Head dress…while half the people who banned the yoga class for diabled people, even after a re-name was suggested, had the hindi septum ring…and/or the wore the Hindi dot between their eyes…because White people are the fucking worst in their “inclusion”…without realizing Yoga is hot…

I guess Britney was stretching to deal with her mental illness her family convinced her she had – so that they could keep possession of her and her earnings….before making a public appearance…for Christmas…that she documented pretty extensively…even though Christmas is against the law in America….since it is not inclusive, but racist Southern Christians and their confederate flags…won’t give up on it yet….

The world is so stupid…HOWEVER…Britney’s parents aren’t…they got this all figured out…and they’re hicks…making me question you and your abilities.

If you want to watch the video…here…

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2015

27

Oct

Britney Spears in Concert in Lingerie of the Day

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Britney Spears is doing the Vegas show half, which I like to call her “getting money into her parents because Christmas is around the corner”….

I find Britney an interesting social experiment for a few reasons…starting with her being exploited as a child by her parents, were capable of damaging her so aggressively, that the second they lost control of her they got conservatorship over her….

Meaning, parents who theoretically should have had their kids taken away from them, are still her legal guardian at 35, because she makes them money and that’s the way to do it when all you care about is cashing the fuck in…

But she’s still Britney Spears and dead or not..she makes money..even Michael Jackson made 150 million last year…so worth selling her out…

I assume this video was from her Vegas Show…when these pictures were taken….of her singing my favorite Britney Song of all time…and by singing..I mean moving her lips…while pretending to fly….because she’s an angel…

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2015

19

Oct

Britney Spears Breaks her Costume as She Does Vegas for her Dad’s Bank Account of the Day

Britney Spears had her dancers zip her up on stage in Vegas, which was interesting to see how they dealt with her hot little crisis as her puppet master father was backstage counting all the money his sperm has made him in the form of Britney Spears who he still contols…in all his hick glory…which is pretty amazing considering I’ve seen him in interviews and I don’t think dude knows how to read…yet he knows how to K-Fed and that’s milk that bitch, even if it humiliates her in the process because she won’t notice…she’s too fucking medicated…

A nice American family classic…one that could be leveraged and turned into holiday movies…if holiday movies had a bit more exploiting your kids into their 40s to pay for the fucking Thanksgiving Turkey…

I kind of wish her cry for help was more her pissing on stage in a squat as onlookers threw up in shock…but there is something awesome about the dancers helping her…that reminds me of trained technicians dealing with a robot malfunctioning before it blows up and kills everyone….

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2015

14

Oct

Britney Spears Flashing Her Left ASs Cheek of the Day

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There is something magical about the Britney Spears lower left ass cheek…

I don’t know what it is, but I love it and clearly, it was sent to us as a gift from heaven in the form of a gust of wind.. that sent her little white skirt up almost high enough for me to get a glimpse of her soul…and by soul I mean asshole..which as far as I’m concerned…is a girl’s soul…that’s why I only ask for spread asshole shots from girls I sext…

But Britney Spears wasn’t sent to us from heaven, just the wind that flashed us her ass was, Britney was sent to her parents from heave to be a constant cash cow…but not so much of a cow as she once was through the bad marriages and pregnancies…but still middle aged and paying them her money because she’s deemed crazy…all they had to do was create her and take her to a couple of auditions and dance recitals…

She should bring all you parents in the trailer park hope…that your kids will payout like this lottery ticket…

But since i Don’t have kids, I’ll just stare at her fat mom ass cheek like it’s pornographic, even if it’s less ass than you’d see in a bikini…because I’m a pervert and more ass would be too much ass…and too much ass can be gross on a mom of two…while a glimpse of ass, without all the damage can be subjective, kinda like when an arab spot’s a girls ankles and gets hard…it’s all context.

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2015

12

Oct

Britney Spears Round-Up of the Day

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What the world needs more of…is Disney queen Britney Spears…in shorts…or playing dead…or giving the finger…or at the beach all while under conservatorship because I like seeing a product her family created…well into her 30s…still being a product for her family to sell to the masses and monetize…with total disregard for her well-being or happiness…like she’s a dancing little puppet with no soul…because they’ve made her a dancing little puppet with no soul..and the fact that is legal..while locking down a girl in your basement for your own song and dance isn’t…blows my mind….and she’s still got a pretty great ass…in shorts..for a mom…

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2015

01

Sep

Britney Spears Toe Sucker of the Day

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Apparently, Britney Spears is saying “Men Frankly, Can Suck My Fucking Toe”….

But that’s not what I’m hearing…

Maybe it has something to do with having looped in 10,000 times, that it has become just weird distorted noise, that has sucked me into some wormhole, that is hypnotizing me into what I assume is a catatonic state, maybe this is what her family uses on her when they Josie and the Pussy cant us with her music, while keeping her medicated and confuses…seriously, whatever this vortex is, it’s therapeutic but I guess Britney talking about sucking or being sucked…brings me pleasure…all these years after being taken advantage of and still being taken advantage of, mid 30s mom in lingerie…

I’m just amazed she managed to formulate words and that her mic was on….

Now If only she was saying “I want you to cum inside me and forever be taken care of like I was your mommy”…..

That’s more my fetish these days..You see Britney needs saving but she’s rich, I actually need saving…cuz I’m not…

Either way, it’s safe to assume this is Britney Crying for help…

Here she is being a mermaid..

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2015

24

Aug

Britney Spears Intense Costume of the Day

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I like Britney Spears….she represents all that is right witch celebrity….

From being a dancing puppet your parents exploit at 8 years old, despite not being exceptional really at anything….

TO being a dancing puppet for an evil corporation in the Disney Channel’s bullshit into your teen years in the 90s….

To being a massive pop success with canned, shitty music that everyone fucking loved, and that made millions and millions of dollars…

Only to fall the fuck off because she was manipulated by one of her dancers, because she had no real friends, how could she know it wasn’t love, especially after he came in her every chance he could get, because he knows the law and knows it’s a good strategy for a future life worth living…

Before the breakdown that led to her parents being like “we can’t let the dancing puppet stray off course, we need the revenue stream”….only to basically take back her life…and own her….and dress her up like this…for all of us to jerk off to and distract from her cries for help…because America only likes people when they die….and appreciate them suffer through life…you’re all evil…but this costume, it’s from heaven..but maybe I’m just saying that because I like sex toys…

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2015

18

Aug

Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day

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Nothing says relaxation like a solid, upside down, yoga pose…performed by a serverly medicated, Emily Smart style caged dancing monkey, used to make the family lots of money…

Ok maybe her tits at the teen choice awards….the other day…when they let her out of her cage…and where I assume she made signs for the public to save her…but they didn’t…because we are horrible people, who like to mind our business, while making the dancing monkey dance…

I saw a girl doing Yoga in the park yesterday, and all I could think about were the stories about how much women fart in yoga, that and imagining eating her ass, it was good…

That said I like to think her yoga, is not for farting, but is her plotting her escape, just getting fit enough to really squeeze through the barbed wire fence and run to another country for immunity…

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THAT SAID TO SEE HER AT THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS SHOWING TIT CLICK HERE

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2015

13

Aug

Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day

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I don’t know why I think most of what I watch is some low quality, low budget, ghetto operation….maybe because it is shot on iphone and posted to social media, but this Britney Spears dance video freaks me out. It looks like a medicated stage show from the 80s shot at Disney during their nightly parade…not some Britney Spears….superstar performance….

I guess she’s lost her edge, her relevance, and is now just a slide show churning out performances for money that don’t have any real intensity or excitement, because….she doesn’t…

But maybe I’m wrong, because Skrillex was there to experience this, and he’s pretty relevant…maybe even so relevant he’s producing her next dubstep album, because despite this dance, she’s still Britney Spears and not done yet….

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