Britney Spears is a doughy mother who has managed to post what I assume is the worst bikini selfie in the history of bikini selfies on Social Media….I mean this one with the inflatables is a little better because I see what looks like a mom pussy eating a pair of bikini bottomes, something I am a huge fan of…but still…this girl, I guess being Britney Spears…controlled and managed by a team, doesn’t really want the fame, she just does the bare minimum because she knows if she doesn’t she’ll be killed off or her kids will be taken from her…

Either way, she’s still in a bikini and that’s enough for a post, because Britney in a bikini is timeless, even if it’s aged badly and time to hang it up, I’ll still look…

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Britney Spears had a graceful crack whore stripper moment…where her hair fell out on stage like a medicated, drunken mess trying to make money for diapers because she spent all the diaper money on crack, only instead of making money for her diapers, she is making money for her family that has sold her out to the world, and still own and control her, because what more do you expect from Louisiana trash…right?

Either way, I prefer when her public fuck ups are vagina slips….

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Here is Britney Spears not being Britney Spears…but being a rendition of her that we could call a #tbt / throwback thursday…since she hasn’t looked this fucking good in a decade, pre kids…but thanks to technology, they can crop her head on her old body, and trick the hicks who still worship her, those who made her more than just the one hit wonder she was destined to be, the star with millions of records sold she became…all without a soul….thanks to meds and eager parents selling her off…into buying her bikinis….

What it comes down to is that this is a lie that I am willing to buy into…because she’s Britney Fucking Spears…and she reminds me of a better time…when popstars weren’t fat girls like Iggy Azalea, Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj…but they did become fat after the kids and throwing in the towel…only to come back like this…it just works for me…I guess I’m old school.

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