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2020

02

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears Beach Bikini

Last week, we saw Britney Spears BREAK HER ANKLE ….complete with the horrible breaking bone sound that I bet at least one of you has a fetish for…because you are all weird violent and angry incel perverts, the kind of weirdo who can’t get off unless you hear that bone snapping sound, a sound I can’t stand….

This week, she’s posting some throwback bikini pics to off-set the weight gain you know she’s had being a 40 year old woman who isn’t working out 9 hours a day to appease her controllers, her broken foot, the only salvation or “out” that she has…otherwise like the salve that she is…she’s on a schedule and routine…they pretend it is for her mental health, but really it is for her to keep earning.

I guess we’re at that stage where Britney’s been part of our life for so fucking long, I’m thinking 22-23 years, that’s a long fucking time to have watched her age in her bikinis looking better than most, even if she’s a shell of what she was….it’s that whole “damn I’m old” self realization that comes every time I look at her tits….because I remember when this old broad launched “I’m Not that Innocent”….and I was in my late 20s…look at us now.

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2020

14

Jan

Britney Spears Hyperspeed Bikini Yoga of the Day

This is an amazing masterpiece that I think the filmmaker is using to describe her manic depression in her manic state…..you can tell because she doesn’t even use her own music, probably because she doesn’t want to have to pay the royalties on her own music, since that just lines everyone else’s pockets, plus it doesn’t have the comedic cadence of a Three Stooges episode, or some other early Hollywood comedy. Is cadence even a word?

What I like about this video is basically everything. It is perfect, a masterpiece. It’s got Britney Spears in a Bikini, hot despite being old and thick, working Out (a fetish to all fat haters), in hyperspeed so I don’t have to fastforward to see if a titty falls out. Informative by showing us what Britney does to stay fit, entertaining because of everything else, and slutty cuz of the bikini.

A perfect video….but I may just like hostage videos…

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2019

28

Oct

Britney Spears Bikini Work Out Cuz She’s Sane of the Day

Britney Spears is doing a very weird workout with her trainer / hired boyfriend the family pays to handle her…distract her…so that she doesn’t go too off the rails, cause a disturbance and ruin the family business built on her tits.

I think this screams crazier than whatever got her institutionalized earlier in the year…but I guess dance is what she does and since she’s not getting any younger, mobility is fucking key to her survival…or maybe she’s just an exhibitionist living in a zoo exhibit…like some kind of aquarium….circus freak she’s become and she wants to show you her tantric sex foreplay pussy stretch for pelivic floor relaxation techniques since all the brain meds keep her cunt dry….and she still wants penetration…

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2019

24

Oct

Britney Spears Fitness Erotica of the Day

Britney Spears is an inspiration to us all. A survivor. A legend. A person who despite being sold by her family to make them all rich and have that good life, and a mental health breakdown after her two kids with an asshole who knows how to work the system, she is still a puppet…who gets up everyday and does what she is told…to keep the empire alive…to keep the dances at the Vegas show less like Fat elvis…and more like some Wayne Newton…there forever….

What it comes down to is that watching girls workout…Britney or not…it is hot..

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2019

08

Oct

Britney Spears Deep Stretch of the Day

Britney Spears Deep Stretch

Britney Spears our favorite kidnapped in plain site – is out in the gym, bringing back that fit 40 year old body that’s got a bit dumpy since the public finally decided to join internet forces with a hashtag as they do. I think it was #FreeBritney or something…that only took a fucking decade to put together..despite being Britney Spears with her millions of global fans…that shit should have happened long ago..but I guess peole were distracted by taking selfies, buying shit the Kardashians were selling, doing the #BlackLivesMatter, #MeToo, #HollywoodTooWhite, #ANtifa, anti-trump silliness to bother with Britney….where’s Chris Crocker when you neeed someone to cry about leaving Britney Alone….oh right doing gay porn on twitter…

But the fact of the matter is that with the help of her family and captors she’s still relevant, her tits look great, and despite being a mom of two pushing 40…she’s stood the test of time and is still Britney Spears and that brings hope to all of us with kids we want to exploit and monetize until thy are 40…it is possible to do…just look or ask Britney…

Britney Spears Deep Stretch

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2019

26

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

Our favorite prisoner and her team of captors are trying to give the illusion of Britney being free in the tropics, getting that repose she’s been needing after a mental breakdown that happened thanks to her being pushed too hard as the money making slave to her white trash family.

They found the meal ticket, and like any white trash dad, you sell that off to the highest bidder….Britney is just lucky they went mainstream with it, otherwise she’d be out there turning tricks at all the county fairs…as whit trash do…

So Daddy Spears and the best lawyer’s Britney’s money can buy, figured out a loop hole to keep her working and that’s claim insanity….because you see her whole team – lawyers included wanted her to continue working as it means they keep getting paid…

It’s not a conspiracy – abducted in plain sight…But when rocking a bikini, or doing a Vegas show…no one cares…it’s no “Leave Britney Alone”….it’s a KEEP IT COMING earner…we like you medicated and delivering the goods….cuz we are all sick fucks…

Britney Spears Bikini

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2019

10

Jun

Britney Spears Beach Body of the Day

Britney Spears Beach Body

How about some Britney Spears beach body, on the beach, living the best life she can in her prison that was created by her family…they wanted to maintain control on her so that she’d keep on earning for them….you can’t take a lottery ticket out back and let it drown in self-hatred and cheetos dust…you gotta medicate them and make them the zombie robot that shows up and gets paid….it just makes financial sense.

Anyway….I guess they let her have off days, after locking her in rehab days, where she can do that whole beach thing for the paparazzi and pretend she’s fucking normal…when she’s not normal…she’s Britney motherfuckers…an entity of her own, kidnapped in plain sight, still out there fighting the good fight as a passive abused scared person who just wants to keep earning for the family…you see Jamie Lynn’s got babies to pay for and money doesn’t grow on their Bayou trees…it takes song and dance motherfuckers…song and motherfucking dance.

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Britney Spears Beach Body

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2018

21

Dec

Britney Spears is a Latex Goddess of the Day

Britney Spears is amazing, and even when pushing 40, she’s got a rocking around the christmas tree body, in a tight latex dress that you’d like to cum on, because it is a fetish, with her tits squeezing out all over the place, as she runs off some medicated brain washed script to keep you thinking she’s ok…but is really screaming for help from the prison they’ve got her in…we just haven’t quite broke the code to work through what it is she’s trying to tell us. Maybe she is blinking in Morse Code, maybe every third word is her saying “My parents have me in a trap and are using me to maintain their lifestyles since I still earn and they all rely on me to eat, those fucking monsters”….but whatever is is that is going on here…it’s hot.

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2018

30

Nov

Britney Spears Bikini Dance of the Day

I figure I should leave the week on a high note and that high note is brought to you by someone who may not be able to hit a high note, she is Britney Spears and doesn’t need to hit any note, she just needs to show off that personal trainer fucking body in a bikini to make us all forget about her all the meds and hard living in the prison her mooch parents have her locked in, you know screaming for help but having no one hear or help her out….they are too star struck and into posting shit like her in her bikini without realizing it’s a cry for help….we just assume she’s Britney and thus she’s going to be ok…because we are just as bad as her immediate circle that don’t want to disrupt the gravy train….not caring about a puppet used by her parents as an earner….but instead only caring about her tits in a bikini…because they are amazing.

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2018

03

Oct

Britney Spears Slutty Salsa Dance of the Day

There is nothing better than watching a slutty Britney Spears pushing 40 doing a slutty Salsa dance like a recently divorced 40 year old who doesn’t know what to do with herself on weekends now that she doesn’t have a husband to build her life around….You know it could be good for her, maybe she’ll meet new people, put herself out there again…20 years too late…but never too late to learn Salsa…

Only Britney Spears, despite being 40, is still hot….maybe it’s what happens when you’re held captive by your parents and never allowed to grow up, or maybe it’s what happens when you’re focused, trained, and taken care of thanks to all your money, because very few 40 year olds look this good, or this happy while clearly medicated and crying for help, they instead look way more sad, depressing, and pathetic…I mean walk to any Salsa Class on a Friday night on a weekend the kids are with the dad and you’ll know what I mean….desperation, tears and Diabetic sweat everywhere…

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