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2019

08

Oct

Britney Spears Deep Stretch of the Day

Britney Spears Deep Stretch

Britney Spears our favorite kidnapped in plain site – is out in the gym, bringing back that fit 40 year old body that’s got a bit dumpy since the public finally decided to join internet forces with a hashtag as they do. I think it was #FreeBritney or something…that only took a fucking decade to put together..despite being Britney Spears with her millions of global fans…that shit should have happened long ago..but I guess peole were distracted by taking selfies, buying shit the Kardashians were selling, doing the #BlackLivesMatter, #MeToo, #HollywoodTooWhite, #ANtifa, anti-trump silliness to bother with Britney….where’s Chris Crocker when you neeed someone to cry about leaving Britney Alone….oh right doing gay porn on twitter…

But the fact of the matter is that with the help of her family and captors she’s still relevant, her tits look great, and despite being a mom of two pushing 40…she’s stood the test of time and is still Britney Spears and that brings hope to all of us with kids we want to exploit and monetize until thy are 40…it is possible to do…just look or ask Britney…

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2019

26

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

Our favorite prisoner and her team of captors are trying to give the illusion of Britney being free in the tropics, getting that repose she’s been needing after a mental breakdown that happened thanks to her being pushed too hard as the money making slave to her white trash family.

They found the meal ticket, and like any white trash dad, you sell that off to the highest bidder….Britney is just lucky they went mainstream with it, otherwise she’d be out there turning tricks at all the county fairs…as whit trash do…

So Daddy Spears and the best lawyer’s Britney’s money can buy, figured out a loop hole to keep her working and that’s claim insanity….because you see her whole team – lawyers included wanted her to continue working as it means they keep getting paid…

It’s not a conspiracy – abducted in plain sight…But when rocking a bikini, or doing a Vegas show…no one cares…it’s no “Leave Britney Alone”….it’s a KEEP IT COMING earner…we like you medicated and delivering the goods….cuz we are all sick fucks…

Britney Spears Bikini

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2019

10

Jun

Britney Spears Beach Body of the Day

Britney Spears Beach Body

How about some Britney Spears beach body, on the beach, living the best life she can in her prison that was created by her family…they wanted to maintain control on her so that she’d keep on earning for them….you can’t take a lottery ticket out back and let it drown in self-hatred and cheetos dust…you gotta medicate them and make them the zombie robot that shows up and gets paid….it just makes financial sense.

Anyway….I guess they let her have off days, after locking her in rehab days, where she can do that whole beach thing for the paparazzi and pretend she’s fucking normal…when she’s not normal…she’s Britney motherfuckers…an entity of her own, kidnapped in plain sight, still out there fighting the good fight as a passive abused scared person who just wants to keep earning for the family…you see Jamie Lynn’s got babies to pay for and money doesn’t grow on their Bayou trees…it takes song and dance motherfuckers…song and motherfucking dance.

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Britney Spears Beach Body

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2018

21

Dec

Britney Spears is a Latex Goddess of the Day

Britney Spears is amazing, and even when pushing 40, she’s got a rocking around the christmas tree body, in a tight latex dress that you’d like to cum on, because it is a fetish, with her tits squeezing out all over the place, as she runs off some medicated brain washed script to keep you thinking she’s ok…but is really screaming for help from the prison they’ve got her in…we just haven’t quite broke the code to work through what it is she’s trying to tell us. Maybe she is blinking in Morse Code, maybe every third word is her saying “My parents have me in a trap and are using me to maintain their lifestyles since I still earn and they all rely on me to eat, those fucking monsters”….but whatever is is that is going on here…it’s hot.

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2018

30

Nov

Britney Spears Bikini Dance of the Day

I figure I should leave the week on a high note and that high note is brought to you by someone who may not be able to hit a high note, she is Britney Spears and doesn’t need to hit any note, she just needs to show off that personal trainer fucking body in a bikini to make us all forget about her all the meds and hard living in the prison her mooch parents have her locked in, you know screaming for help but having no one hear or help her out….they are too star struck and into posting shit like her in her bikini without realizing it’s a cry for help….we just assume she’s Britney and thus she’s going to be ok…because we are just as bad as her immediate circle that don’t want to disrupt the gravy train….not caring about a puppet used by her parents as an earner….but instead only caring about her tits in a bikini…because they are amazing.

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2018

03

Oct

Britney Spears Slutty Salsa Dance of the Day

There is nothing better than watching a slutty Britney Spears pushing 40 doing a slutty Salsa dance like a recently divorced 40 year old who doesn’t know what to do with herself on weekends now that she doesn’t have a husband to build her life around….You know it could be good for her, maybe she’ll meet new people, put herself out there again…20 years too late…but never too late to learn Salsa…

Only Britney Spears, despite being 40, is still hot….maybe it’s what happens when you’re held captive by your parents and never allowed to grow up, or maybe it’s what happens when you’re focused, trained, and taken care of thanks to all your money, because very few 40 year olds look this good, or this happy while clearly medicated and crying for help, they instead look way more sad, depressing, and pathetic…I mean walk to any Salsa Class on a Friday night on a weekend the kids are with the dad and you’ll know what I mean….desperation, tears and Diabetic sweat everywhere…

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2018

04

Sep

Hot Old Britney Spears in Concert of the Day

Britney Spears old mom ass that is hotter than most young ass is always a nice way to start the day….because we like young asses, but more importantly, we accept the idea that we are talentless hacks and that everyone around us is getting rich off the internet porno machine, as we sit here broke ass….but that there’s always a chance that before we die, we can knock up the right stripper or hooker mom who takes it upon herself to fuck some brand deals and opportunities for our child, only to stage parent our child, and by association as the sperm donor of those children, I get rich…..like Britney’s dad…you know two weeks after their 18th birthday drop some acid in their drink and make them lose their shit publicly so that I can rope her back in….to keep earning for the family.

What I am saying is that Britney Spears brings hope….

Here she is from her social media one of her performing…and one of her showing how depressed she is, like there’s a dark cloud over her, that we can assume is her father the tyrant who makes her work and work and work, earning all kinds of money for the family, instead of letting this girl chill on her pile of money…

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2018

28

Aug

Britney Spears Hot in Concert of the Day

Britney Spears using her UK accent in a slutty little outfit has made the news….

People are blaming her bi-polar disorder….

No one is giving her praise for her acting abilities, maybe tarnished by Crossroads, you know never able to outlive that garbage…

Because everyone is a fucking bully…

I mean it could be her mental disorder, she is a dancing monkey after all, highly medicated and crazy…where she just picks up on things around her and it is her way of drawing attention to herself to have her freed from captivity…

But no one is giving her props on the accent, saying it’s better than some hollywood actors, because she’s Britney Bitch, and by default a bigger star than fucking anyone…

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2018

15

Aug

Britney Spears Booty Workout Erotica of the Day

Britney Spears Yoga In Tight White Shorts and a Bra

Britney Spears is hot…

Take this in old as fuck girls sagging away because you don’t take it upon yourself to let your father run your empire so that you can focus on being a medicated mindless dancing monkey….that is thrown into having sex with the trainer because at least he has a purpose to keep her fit….while disguising the workouts as romance…something the held captive all these years popstar probably misses living in the cage that is her mansion…you know girl needs to get her fuck on….so why not do it with a trainer who’s sole job besides keeping her fit is keeping himself fit enough to bang her the fuck out.

Point bing…she’s fit…and her working out brings hope that not all women die at 30, some can maintain with hard work, sure, say it’s cuz she’s rich as fuck, or not lazy as fuck because her family likes her earning, make all the excuses for being fat that you want…but what it comes down to…is that you’re just a fucking failure…while Britney keeps winning. I love it. ..

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2018

07

Aug

Britney Spears is Hot in Fishnets of the Day

Britney Spears Hot Fishnets and Black Thong Strip Tease

Britney Spears is a fetish on so many levels, the most important being the whole getting away with kidnapping a woman who you can publicly put to work and make millions upon millions with, like the world doesn’t realize she’s even being held captive, cuz they are distracted by the light show….while Basement Baby or the dude the movie ROOM was based on is getting all arrested and shit and all the girls he held captive delivered was some useless inbred babies…

POINT being, if you’re going to kidnap someone do it in front of adorning fans everywhere! You’ll never get caught cuz we too busy jacking off to the costumes.

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