I saw some story that Britney Spears beat up one of her staff members, which is convenient…a friend of mine said “she’s not that innocent”….to which I say…her loneliness is probably killing her….or maybe it’s all a fucking bullshit story because they need to prove she’s crazy to do whatever they can to get power over her so it doesn’t disrupt their earnings. Pretty disgusting example of how the system doesn’t work for everyone….even rich people…because humans are pieces of shit..

The good news is part of their campaign to make her look crazy, they’ve got her out here doing amazing hand bras…

I do not really give a shit about 40 year old tits, but it’s BRITNEY BITCH….and I love this fucking meltdown…assuming it is even Britney…and not some Britney Filter on a stripper while she’s in the fucking cell..RELATABLE….

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Britney Spears is a fucking legend and since her plea to the judge about her bullshit conservatorship that makes zero fucking sense, but that is clearly some very twisted fucking greedy money making scheme that uses mind control and unfortunately the law to make her a fucking slave….

I have been saying that she’s in prison for the last 13 years because I have a soul and thought it was fucking crazy to see what happened to her…and hearing her testimony that could have been by design, since nothing is real, but that I felt was exposing all these evil people, which in her case is her dad and whoever that hick fuck is working for to exploit his daughter, in typical “I traded my teen daughter for this truck”…but on a higher level since their dealing in hundreds of millions of dollars and not beat up trucks….

Luckily, all the idiots who were too distracted by her dances and just assumed she was awesome cuz she’s Britney and awesome by default caught on, or bit the bait and are trying to get her a life back…even though the judge denied her last week…there is probably still hope….

When her bikini pics came out a few days ago, everyone assumed they were just posting old bikini pics of her, from an earlier trip to Hawaii, the only place they let her go, but I saw she’s legitimately in Hawaii with her boyfriend….where she’s posting thes 40 year old big titty bikini mom content in her sunglasses to hide her black eyes maybe?

She’s still hot, Free Britney, unless she’s just being used as a diversion from something bigger, you can’t trust anything, I mean is this even Britney, it could just be a clone…or a Britney Filter that she could easily develop…

Who knows,

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I’ll just leave this up here without comment…because…well…that would be with comment and go against my withouht comment statement…duh..

Here’s the caption though:

This was me yesterday before I went to Malibu randomly in my boyfriend’s brown blazer to stay in disguise ??? … but shit … the paps still found me ??? !!!! I did find a cool new store that I suggest called @brandymelvilleusa ?? ?? ?? … it’s not a dressy store, more like a clothing store for women who love workout gear that has a touch of sweetness and a touch of hotness … not just your typical leggings routine for working out ????? ????? ????? … they had some adorable dresses too ??? !!! I’m so excited for summer ??????… what have you guys been up to ???

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The nice thing about Britney Spears is that she’s been living in quarantine and self isolation since her dad managed to get control over her. All it took was an episode that involved her shaving her head like a lunatic, something I am sure is happening to anyone who is self quarantining the way Britney Has been all these years, legitimately alone…but based on looking outside all you motherfuckers are still hanging out, having dinner parties, socializing, fucking, etc….because disease doesn’t spread to those who are too stubborn to believe they can get the disease….

I am not going into conspiracy shit, or what this is about, I am just saying that I don’t think anyone is actually losing their mind because they live so detached from real life anyway…this is just the closing of the loop of living through your avatar on your phone…all your friends are accessible, and you don’t have to leave the house, it’s awesome….while someone like Britney, who has been alone, like legitimately alone, with a family who uses her…knows a thing or two about Quarantine…

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Last week, we saw Britney Spears BREAK HER ANKLE ….complete with the horrible breaking bone sound that I bet at least one of you has a fetish for…because you are all weird violent and angry incel perverts, the kind of weirdo who can’t get off unless you hear that bone snapping sound, a sound I can’t stand….

This week, she’s posting some throwback bikini pics to off-set the weight gain you know she’s had being a 40 year old woman who isn’t working out 9 hours a day to appease her controllers, her broken foot, the only salvation or “out” that she has…otherwise like the salve that she is…she’s on a schedule and routine…they pretend it is for her mental health, but really it is for her to keep earning.

I guess we’re at that stage where Britney’s been part of our life for so fucking long, I’m thinking 22-23 years, that’s a long fucking time to have watched her age in her bikinis looking better than most, even if she’s a shell of what she was….it’s that whole “damn I’m old” self realization that comes every time I look at her tits….because I remember when this old broad launched “I’m Not that Innocent”….and I was in my late 20s…look at us now.

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Britney Spears our favorite kidnapped in plain site – is out in the gym, bringing back that fit 40 year old body that’s got a bit dumpy since the public finally decided to join internet forces with a hashtag as they do. I think it was #FreeBritney or something…that only took a fucking decade to put together..despite being Britney Spears with her millions of global fans…that shit should have happened long ago..but I guess peole were distracted by taking selfies, buying shit the Kardashians were selling, doing the #BlackLivesMatter, #MeToo, #HollywoodTooWhite, #ANtifa, anti-trump silliness to bother with Britney….where’s Chris Crocker when you neeed someone to cry about leaving Britney Alone….oh right doing gay porn on twitter…

But the fact of the matter is that with the help of her family and captors she’s still relevant, her tits look great, and despite being a mom of two pushing 40…she’s stood the test of time and is still Britney Spears and that brings hope to all of us with kids we want to exploit and monetize until thy are 40…it is possible to do…just look or ask Britney…

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