Britney Spears our favorite kidnapped in plain site – is out in the gym, bringing back that fit 40 year old body that’s got a bit dumpy since the public finally decided to join internet forces with a hashtag as they do. I think it was #FreeBritney or something…that only took a fucking decade to put together..despite being Britney Spears with her millions of global fans…that shit should have happened long ago..but I guess peole were distracted by taking selfies, buying shit the Kardashians were selling, doing the #BlackLivesMatter, #MeToo, #HollywoodTooWhite, #ANtifa, anti-trump silliness to bother with Britney….where’s Chris Crocker when you neeed someone to cry about leaving Britney Alone….oh right doing gay porn on twitter…

But the fact of the matter is that with the help of her family and captors she’s still relevant, her tits look great, and despite being a mom of two pushing 40…she’s stood the test of time and is still Britney Spears and that brings hope to all of us with kids we want to exploit and monetize until thy are 40…it is possible to do…just look or ask Britney…

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