Apparently, Britney Spears is saying “Men Frankly, Can Suck My Fucking Toe”….

But that’s not what I’m hearing…

Maybe it has something to do with having looped in 10,000 times, that it has become just weird distorted noise, that has sucked me into some wormhole, that is hypnotizing me into what I assume is a catatonic state, maybe this is what her family uses on her when they Josie and the Pussy cant us with her music, while keeping her medicated and confuses…seriously, whatever this vortex is, it’s therapeutic but I guess Britney talking about sucking or being sucked…brings me pleasure…all these years after being taken advantage of and still being taken advantage of, mid 30s mom in lingerie…

I’m just amazed she managed to formulate words and that her mic was on….

Now If only she was saying “I want you to cum inside me and forever be taken care of like I was your mommy”…..

That’s more my fetish these days..You see Britney needs saving but she’s rich, I actually need saving…cuz I’m not…

Either way, it’s safe to assume this is Britney Crying for help…

Here she is being a mermaid..

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I like Britney Spears….she represents all that is right witch celebrity….

From being a dancing puppet your parents exploit at 8 years old, despite not being exceptional really at anything….

TO being a dancing puppet for an evil corporation in the Disney Channel’s bullshit into your teen years in the 90s….

To being a massive pop success with canned, shitty music that everyone fucking loved, and that made millions and millions of dollars…

Only to fall the fuck off because she was manipulated by one of her dancers, because she had no real friends, how could she know it wasn’t love, especially after he came in her every chance he could get, because he knows the law and knows it’s a good strategy for a future life worth living…

Before the breakdown that led to her parents being like “we can’t let the dancing puppet stray off course, we need the revenue stream”….only to basically take back her life…and own her….and dress her up like this…for all of us to jerk off to and distract from her cries for help…because America only likes people when they die….and appreciate them suffer through life…you’re all evil…but this costume, it’s from heaven..but maybe I’m just saying that because I like sex toys…

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Nothing says relaxation like a solid, upside down, yoga pose…performed by a serverly medicated, Emily Smart style caged dancing monkey, used to make the family lots of money…

Ok maybe her tits at the teen choice awards….the other day…when they let her out of her cage…and where I assume she made signs for the public to save her…but they didn’t…because we are horrible people, who like to mind our business, while making the dancing monkey dance…

I saw a girl doing Yoga in the park yesterday, and all I could think about were the stories about how much women fart in yoga, that and imagining eating her ass, it was good…

That said I like to think her yoga, is not for farting, but is her plotting her escape, just getting fit enough to really squeeze through the barbed wire fence and run to another country for immunity…

THAT SAID TO SEE HER AT THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS SHOWING TIT CLICK HERE

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I don’t know why I think most of what I watch is some low quality, low budget, ghetto operation….maybe because it is shot on iphone and posted to social media, but this Britney Spears dance video freaks me out. It looks like a medicated stage show from the 80s shot at Disney during their nightly parade…not some Britney Spears….superstar performance….

I guess she’s lost her edge, her relevance, and is now just a slide show churning out performances for money that don’t have any real intensity or excitement, because….she doesn’t…

But maybe I’m wrong, because Skrillex was there to experience this, and he’s pretty relevant…maybe even so relevant he’s producing her next dubstep album, because despite this dance, she’s still Britney Spears and not done yet….

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Here’s an obscure and subtle way to flash the world your panties, it’s get into a yoga pose and show off your leaner than usual, crazy popstar from the 90s, while showing some panties, because people fucking love panties, especially Britney Panties, that I would love to buy off ebay, just to see what they smell like, I’m thinking heaven, if heaven was a crazy person’s unshowered bacterial infection…which I’m sure heaven is….

She looks thin, amazing, I guess on the right balance of medication, and I’m a fan…and not just because I think this is her version of a safe word, you know to try to get you in in a “save me” kind of way, but that would be assuming that Britney has access to her social media, and this hasn’t been approved by a lot of people…unless she’s sneaking this out there for help, even though I think she’s too medicated for that…

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Britney Spears posted this bikini pic in Hawaii where she is on some family vacation or some shit, and I guess she should be in her bikini, because her body is pretty fucking rocking, reminding everyone that if you’re medicated and controlled by people who need you to finance their lives, they can control your food intake, or put you on a treadmill where they walk you for days at a time, while feeding you diuretics, and holding a back of cheetos in front of your face, even though the cheetos Britney Spears jokes are as played out as her ripping lines of the cheetos dust, but when it’s part of someone’s everything, it’s hard to ignore..

ANd I guess when she looks like this…it’s hard to ignore the mom body…that’s tight enough for me…which is more than you can say about her vagina…2 kids..and I assume K-Fed, based on his laziness and ability to be set for life, coupled with all his half black babies with black girls…prove…

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If you’re like me, you’ve jerked off to something yoga related at least once…

Whether it is Yoga pants and how great they make asses look…or some spiritual hippie bitch you brought home from the bar who uses yoga moves in the bedroom trying to expel your sperm out of her…because spiritual hippie bitches don’t use condoms…or razors…or maybe it was Yoga in the park show put on by new mothers or a college Yoga class trying to get some outdoor in the park air…or maybe it was just to girl on instagram showing iff their flexibility and overall health….wearing shorts…

Well now, Britney Spears and her yoga flexibility can be another one for you to get off to, if you’re into this kind of of mom of two vagina pop..which I am…because it smells like money….and cheetos…10 year old placenta, K-fed and probably like it needs a shower or two…she’s certifiable and if I’ve learned anything from medicated crazy people…it’s that vagina health is never their priority…

She’s good, even if she’s old…she still bends…and that’s how I like my puppets…

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There’s nothing more American to a non American, than Britney Spears…

You know the white trash girl who was staged mom-ed hard…as a kid by her parents, turned into a commodity in a capitalist society…pushed to the massive corporation and sold off to produce vapid content the media loved…for many fucking years…probably a decade…before using the legal system to claim she’s not capable of handling herself so that they get to capitalize on her again..even though she’s a fucking adult…insane..

But she’s got hard nipples so who cares about any of that other bullshit…

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Britney Spears wore a bikini for social media…because girls wear bikinis…and according to my years of research as a pervert who likes girls in bikinis…most of the girls in bikinis…shouldn’t be in bikinis…but Britney Spears…even when sloppy, or shaving her head…can do know wrong…she’s the kind of girl who gives hope to every cheesy loser out there, that they too can find themselves a poptart to win over, knock up, and live off forever…and I guess she’s also hope to parents everywhere that they too can train their kid to be a cute singing and dancing monkey…that can’t even sing…who they can claim is crazy to get conservatorship over to milk well into her late 30s…which is a pretty fucking good deal…FREE MONEY!!

I still like her and think she’s still got it going on…more than just hope…but also busty…big assed and probably entertaining to spend a night alone with…as she tries to recruit you to help her escape the hell she is living while so medicated…it’s hardly considered date rape…

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I don’t know if I posted this Britney Spears sports bra picture from a week ago…

But I am posting it now…because Britney Spears is always good to look at, even if she’s a week late…or I’m a week late…or she’s 10 years too old to still be considered hot…or that she’s got her too many kids….

She just embeds are much more interesting time, of a girl losing her mind, being turned into an official legal puppet, all while some dude moved in an knocked her up for financial gain…not once but twice…making her represent everything I’m into…and not just because of the tits…

So take it in….and keep Britney alive…her family relies on it…

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