The recently GETTING divorced body double who is pretending to be Britney Spears so hard that we’ve all accepted that this is what an aged Britney would look like, gap tooth and all, is at it again…

She’s stripped down for a dance video to push the narrative that she’s not actually dead, but rather just a crazy person, always int eh same room, probably in front of a green screen, since it’s always the same fucking angle….where the top tier pop star, a really TRAINED professional busts out some shitty an awkward dance moves….

This is Britney Spears dancing in her thong…..looking like a crackhead 50 year old woman with no dance skills doing her best Britney Spears…so I’m of the school of thought that that AINT Britney…

I’ll still look at the old crazy tits and thong ass and buy into the lie, but it just doesn’t add up…and who really cares…

Here’s an old dance compilation for some contrast!

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Here’s a little fake Britney Spears cooking for instagram because she’s not only the world’s top pop star who is fading, but also an influencer, a person of interest and most importantly FREE to use her stove now that she’s no longer in a conservatorship with that on staff chef and other pesky rich person things….

In this video, a food video, because social media loves cooking clips, which is why a lot of annoying people are rich and famous from posting that shit, you will see the starlet use a pepper with sticker still on, a tomato with sticker still on, thrown into eggs already cooked, like she’s never been to an omelette station at a hotel breakfast, you cook the VEGETABLES first woman….

The whole meal should be going viral because it’s ghetto, meth addict and poor person, which you don’t expect from a rich as fuck babe like Britney…or the body double pretending to be Britney since the OG Britney is dead or institutionalized and this shit is just a distraction or troll…

In other news, she got a dog named SNOW….who crawls on her crotch and shows off her feet, so that the foot fetish people out there can determine if this is BRITNEY FEET or an IMPOSTER, since a NON-FOOT FETISH person like myself thinks all feet look the same….

Here she is doing a silly dance!

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Britney Spears is apparently going through a divorce, which means her actor husband who we all assume is just her handler’s contract is finally up, so he can take the money and run, or at least use his celebrity as being Britney’s husband to get him more acting gigs, so that all his acting dreams can come true, and he can live his fit pit boy at the gay pool parties in Palm Springs dreams to the fullest…he’s pretty fucking gay.

I am of the conspiracy that Britney is dead or institutionalized and that they are posting old content, replacement / body double content, or even just an AR filter because it’s the internet and you can easily manipulate the minds of the masses who want to believe.

I do not believe that she’s free and I do read into her weird ass content posts as some cryptic retard shit, which could just be a crazy Britney that they want us to believe is crazy so that when they kill her off everyone saw it coming, or it could just be Britney trolling us because she’s bored, it is possible she has access to her social media and runs it like a cat mom in her 40s who works as cashier in Louisiana…but it’s hardly as fun than it being a cog in the satanic agenda’s matrix….

I would assume if I was Britney Spears, along with masturbating in front of the mirror, possibly on video for the fans, maybe even launching an OnlyFans…I’d take my freedom to far more fun adventures than sitting in her ugly ass mansion….if you’re going to be crazy while crashing and burning, make it fun…

Here’s her weird cryptic posts:

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I have never held a prostitute or even a random girl I’ve abducted in captivity in either a basement cell I’ve crafted, or a cabin in a remote location, or a shed out back, but if I did, I feel like the content we produced together, you know that’d I’d be jerking off to when we were not enjoying our time together because I have to spend my days working at the factory, or Walmart where I met her, trying to afford the luxuries of supporting or at least feeding a bitch locked in captivity under your watch, it’s probably very annoying and expensive….would have a similar feel to this, just pictures from the same corner of the room, on our CCTV camera trying on the various sexy outfits I buy her at Goodwill.

I don’t know if Britney Spears is alive, dead, in captivity, now AI, or a body double….I just know that her content gives off that energy, which for some of you will probably be pretty hot and bothered….a rich, famous, free superstar always in the same room in her house, is it even an actual room or just lazy greenscreen, is this current or from years ago, we’ll never know….but check out those tits..

Out of the last 15 pics, 2 were not in the same creepy room….because they were bikini pics…it’s all so weird…but who fucking cares…that’s a her problem….check out the tits.

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Britney Spears or the AI that is playing Britney Spears or the Body Double that is playing Britney Spears has released a very important, busty mom tit video of her posing in a bikini in what I assume is a vacation they are pretending is a recent vacation, but that is shot like it was a vacation back when Britney was alive….because despite being rich fucks, their cameras are so shit….

In this sporadic and confusing bikini video, the mental case hyped up on who fucking knows what shows us all her fun buys from her hotel lobby on said vacation, leaving me feeling a little uncomfortable because I don’t like unstable bitches, even though I know the crazier they are the better they fuck all while terrifying me…..

This is very much reminscent of the LiveLeak beheading videos of yesteryear, but with a fucked up, still in captivity prisoner who they tell is not a prisoner in hopes she doesn’t catch on, and the whole thing is fucking schizo…..

BUT check out the Britney Tits being sold to us as Britney Tits…even though I find it all very suspicious.

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The Britney Spears conspiracy continues, this time with her tits out in some weird dress, shot in the same room all her content is shot, on the same ghetto camera all her content is shot on, making me assume this shit is at least 5 years old, but I’ll still watch her push what could be her implants together.

I don’t care if the real Britney is dead or institutionalized, or if the the real Britney is replaced with this body double Britney, or if the free Britney’s face morphed into a new shape with a gap in her teeth, because of the whole aging process….If tits are being pushed together, ignore the rest of it, like her fans ignored she was in literal captivity for a better part of a decade, and they’d all still go to her concerts and watch the slave slaving for the selfies….terrible people…

I think the weirdest thing in this Britney conspiracy is that she doesn’t leave her house, you’d think that would be the first thing you do when you are released by your captor, but instead her dumb dances continue from the same soulless room….clearly she’s fucking mental, or we’re being duped…BUT TITS are being grabbed people.

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