Britney Spears Gets Licked and Topless of the Day

2023

Aug

Britney Spears Gets Licked and Topless of the Day

Britney Spears, or her body double, or her clone, or her AR filter have recently let her handler who played her husband go. They are calling it a divorce.

I assume his contract was up and he has a better life to live as Britney’s ex, probably at the gay clubs or by the pool in Palm Springs where he can probably afford to live off his Britney earnings since his acting career is pretty shitty.

That’s not to say he wasn’t a rich kid to begin with, it’s just to say that marrying Britney means getting paid….especially when it’s an actual paid job to push the lie that she’s still alive, that she’s free, that she’s not in an institution, or that she’s not a body double, an AR Filter, or even to push that she’s fucking nuts.

To make her storyline even more obscure she posted some now single toplessness, you know, it’s what huge popstars do after the trauma of being a celebrity has destroyed them at their core…something I look for in a woman….

Then she hired a group of awkward dudes, probably of craigslist, all looking like her husband, all topless, and licking her from the boot up with some weirdo director behind the camera only for the content to look more like a snuff film from the VHS era than social media content in the porn generation.

If only she hire me to be the creeper giving direction, I can assure you that I’d make it good.

Here’s her caption, make sense of it if you can, because I can’t but it seems Britney could have been run through by a bunch of gay migrants who floated into Europe on a raft only to be adopted by Britney…..

When you go to meet up with a so called “friend” and drive an hour for chicken !!! Then you have to wait in the car and need to use the bathroom … I knew paps were tipped off because the car I was in was never used before … so how I was I followed ??? Malibu Canyon Road is the most horrible road ever to drive on … so what does a bitch like me do !!??! I put my green dress on and show up at my friends !!! I invited my fav boys over and PLAYED ALL NIGHT !!!

Weird….