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2023

31

Oct

Britney Spears Half Naked and Humping the Air in Dance of the Day

I checked out Britney’s instagram, assuming she’d have some weird costume post up, I figure if you’re locked in your mansion with nothing else to do, coming up with some wild costumes, especially when marketed as a crazy person, would be the thing to do.

The truth is that I am convinced the person on her feed is not actually Britney Spears, but rather someone who is dressed like Britney, or an AR filter that turns anyone on her team into Britney, since everything about her existence, her liberating from her conservatorship, her song we never saw her perform but that they made money off of, her wedding, her divorce, her new memoir she didn’t write, promote or even take part in, the fact her content looks like beheading videos, or from the mid 2000s in quality….when she’s a pro…and even her dance moves are idiotic, while she’s a top level pop star…

So yeah, no Britney Spears costume yet, they’ve haven’t put one out yet, but the dance video is good “hold music” for when they drop it….

In other news, Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba, two industry puppets decided to dress like Britney, which you’d think people would take offense to, sine Britney’s marketed as a half retard with mental illness, and dressing like her is bringing attention to her and mocking her, without really being sensitive to her….

You can’t wear blackface because it offends an entire race, but you can dress like someone who is living and breathing and struggling and get away with it….

I mean aren’t there rules about dressing like people who are still alive….OH right…because Britney’s dead. Paris and her old lady hands covered by gloves and Alba are in the satanic club and know the truth.

Old Hands Hilton Hotel:

Honest Company Alba:

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