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2022

14

Dec

Britney Spears Hostage in The Shower of the Day

I don’t go on social media because it rapes the minds of everyone on social media, so I prefer to associate with people who are not on social media, which unfortunately, is pretty much no one but homeless people, criminals trying to hide from the world, and half retards who can’t figure it out….IT WORKS FOR ME.

In not sitting on social media eagerly waiting for these cunts to post something racy, since there is so much raciness in content, that the whole barometer or whatever measuring stick you use to determine what racy content is, has shifted to near porn….and some are posting actual porn….because a girl has to get noticed, while being sex positive and empowered, you know how it is.

So we’ve got normies turning 18 and eagerly launching their onlyfans to sell butthole pics they’ve always wanted to take, but they weren’t able to take, because it was illegal for them to take them, but now that it’s legal, FULL THROTTLE and it’s hardly as bad as the other girls on the internet that dudes are jerking off to…..

I guess the argument would be the GOALPOSTS of nudity has moved and we’re alright with that and apparently so is Britney Spears, not that this is actually Britney Spears, since I think Britney Spears is dead or locked in a basement somewhere being tortured by her handlers, but it sure is someone pretending to be Britney, or just old content of Britney they had lying around that they figure will make the right amount of noise in this humilation process…so the girl worth 100s of millions of dollars, shoots weird shower in her underwear videos for social media, on a phone that makes the content look worse than early shower videos I used to make of sluts on my camcorder in the analog days.

It makes no sense, but she’s topless, so distract me with that…..how about going full throttle, none of these cocktease, grey area, waking that line of smut and weird even though we all know the real Britney fodder being passed around the industry is more on the snuff side of things…

If you’re into kept women, brainwashed and confused into doing weird shit topless…and I know you are….Here’s Britney Bitch.

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2022

13

Dec

Britney Spears Posts a Mile High Club Video of the Day

There’s a conspiracy that Britney Spears is actually the original Britney Spears, but the people identify her replacement as the original Britney Spears .

There was apparently a Drew Barrymore movie with the same premise, that she had her body double pretend to be her, so everyone thought the body double was her, so when she returned from her hiatus, no one believed the original Drew Barrymore was Drew Barrymore and the people wanted the body double….

I don’t know who this is, is it original Britney, is it stand in Britney, is it some sort of clone they made in the Disney lab years ago who finally figured out consciousness, hence the whining for freedom….

I just know that it’s probably not Britney Spears or if it is, it was shot 10 years ago and they are passing it off as recent, because if Britney was at the airport, in NYC, in recent content….the paparazzi would have the pics….

WHERE IS BRITNEY…why the gap tooth…..I guess we can ask her husband, a hired actor, who you can imagine how being cast as Britney Spears’ husband worked out or will workout for his career after she is officially announced dead.

Point of the story, whoever this is, old Britney, new Britney, real Britney or fake Britney, she’s being a slut in a private jet, or a set that looks like a private jet, and that’s what matters.

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2022

15

Nov

Britney Spears is Dead Bikini Bottom Crazy Dance of the Day

Set to some demonic sounding Gregorian chant this shit is set to, but it is probably fitting, since I am convinced that Britney is either dead, institutionalized, or programmed to be on this dancing like possessed monster loop until her handlers can move back in and get her on stage doing this for paying customers and fans.

I do not believe the Free Britney movie was a real thing, I mean sure it was a real thing, but after 15 years of no one caring that she was entrapped, it was weird timing that all of a sudden they cared….after all the concerts they went to and Britney content they interacted with, it took 15 years to say “something is off”….

Now, I don’t know when Britney was killed off, or when they found this body double, because it really doesn’t feel like the same Britney to me…..but I guess it’d be hard to figure that out, since it may have never been the original Britney….

What I do know is that this shit is shot in her old house, that she pretends she goes to, without the paparazzi seeing her there…..and that it feels like old creepy content being repurposed making it more creepy.

Kept alive, or kept to look like a nutjob, through social media….but I’ll still watch the dancing monkey dance….DANCE MONKEY DANCE…..since she doesn’t have her PANTS on!!

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2022

14

Nov

Britney is Dead Watch Continues of the Day

There used to be a time, many many years ago, that I would do death watches for specific celebs who looked like they were on the brink of death, because the celebrity life is filled with behind the scenes trauma that we will never understand and we should be sympathetic when we see them in their collapse that caused by selling their soul for money and fame….

So there was a Mischa Barton death watch, she looked rough, a Tara Reid death watch, also looked rough, a Lohan death watch, none ever died…but it didn’t mean it wasn’t fun as we all assumed they would…..

Well, now I’m doing a Britney is already dead watch, where her content is years old, that she’s no longer with us RIP MOTHERFUCKER….because the character they have in her content doesn’t really feel like her, maybe it is her, but it also seems like it was shot a LONG time ago….

I figure if you have someone in conservatorship, you don’t let them out of that, especially when they are super stars like Britney with a shit ton of money on the line.

Sure, it’s all just conspiracy, but if she is FREE someone needs to give her a tutorial on how to use her new phone, for new content, cuz this shit is getting old, or looking old….

Why aren’t the paparazzi following her?

Why doesn’t she do any media, when her social seems like she has a lot to say….no podcasts, no sex tapes, no nudity she wants out there so bad.

It’s ALL very suspicious….but I’ll still watch her content even though it feels like an episode of shitty TV keeping the dead motherfucker alive through social media….and if she is alive and running her shit badly…she’s not very good at it and should run with the narrative that she’s dead, or institutionalized to justify how shit it is.

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2022

27

Oct

Is Britney Spears Dead or Institutionalized of the Day

I am convinced that Britney is Dead or her account is run by an AI because they always repost the same old content from the same prison-like setting, the I assume ends in a horror scene, or a beheading video from LiveLeak of yesteryear.

I do not understand how someone who is as famous as Britney, who has as much money as Britney, creates this weird ass dance content, weird ass nude content, that she RECYCLES, I have seen these before….

Then they have someone rant some bullshit, they pass off as Britney, because it is impossible to prove.

Isn’t it a Law and Order episode or even a true story, where some dude kept his victim alive through her social media for months, texting the family “I don’t want to talk, but let’s text” or whatever…..I am pretty sure, it’d be easy to game all the idiots out there.

She’s rocking a gap tooth that she didn’t USED to have, so is it a body double?

Maybe I’m over thinking it, but if you have a famous bitch willing to get naked, not producing new nudes, it’s an attack on our freedom….I don’t say leave britney alone, fuck that, FIND BRITNEY and get her posting more actual nudes, with whatever weird captions, so long as it’s not shot on a 1990s phone in 2008, like it looks…

Find Britney, The REAL one, This one has to be fake, or a viral troll….and it’s disappointing. Plus, she begged to be free, yet she’s never seen by the paparazzi, who are taking pics of Phoebe Price because they have no one else to take pics of, you’d think Britney would be EVERYWHERE now that she’s free, yet she’s NO where…interesting….must be a CONSPIRACY….

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2022

22

Sep

Britney Spears’ Schizo Dance of the Day

I have been calling out the Britney fans for not protesting her conservatorship over the last 15 years, until COVID happened and they suddenly decided to care. I have documented evidence of every Britney post I’ve done questioning how people just ignore that her family made her some money making slave for them, which is why I don’t believe she’s actually free, but rather part of some conspiracy or fake storyline to distract people, using body doubles or old footage of the popstar.

Her husband is an actor, her wedding was fake as shit with a bunch of BOUGHT and PAID for actors, so the whole thing seems like an illusion or viral social media stunt that leaves me wondering where the real Britney is.

Anyway, she posted a SCHIZO dance video, again, and it looks like it was shot on old tech, and her caption is nutty:

Ok so maybe I over do it when I come to Maui ? !!! I’m sorry but it’s awesome here ? !!! I actually want to wake up earlier in the morning ??!!! I’m awakened here !!! Maybe it’s my subconcious telling my consciousness to be guided to places of awakening ? !!! Maybe I should go jump in the water naked ? !!! That’s awakening but I definitely DON’T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE ? !!! Psss Amen at the end of the song !!!

Yeah, looks just like she’s in Maui and not some strip mall basement dungeon, not to mention her video content she’s so keen on looks like it was shot on a RAZR in the early 2010s, only the body they use looks like some hybrid Britney.

I’ll still try to buy into the “free Britney” being unhinged as she discovers her true self on social media, because it’s a funny storyline. Event though it’s a lot easier to assume this is part of some conspiracy where they never freed Britney, but are posting old weird footage of her to humiliate her or push some distraction by pretending Britney is still alive, or not institutionalized.

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2022

31

Aug

Britney Spears Topless Hostage Video of the Day

I am still convinced that Britney Spears is no longer with us, that these are archive clips of her, in some weird humiliation ritual that leaves me feeling uneasy, however she could just be institutionalized somewhere, still in captivity like she’s been all these years, but based on the quality of her weird, awkward, instagram erotica that doesn’t make sense to me, since she has access to actual talent who could help make her OnlyFans the most important one to ever exist, but instead we get this weird dungeon videos that give the feeling of those terrorist beheading videos, or some other weird, dark, snuff film of the past! Creepy!

I think Britney is great, she’s still hot even if the content she puts out is creepy, assuming the Britney we’ve seen is even her, and her whole idea of stripping down topless and in skimpy bathing suit bottoms for the ram, is really all the content we need from her, it’s just leaves me feeling uncomfortable, which is probably the point, but not overly uncomfortable since I’ve come to terms with her captivity when it fucking happened 15 years ago!


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2022

21

Jul

Britney Spears Nude Hostage Pics of the Day

I am a firm believer that mental health issues aren’t real, but manufactured by whining people, or the people around people who need to be controlled, or by doctors who are aggressive on the prescription pad…and that the real epidemic, other than us living in some prison lie, is the over prescribing of MIND ALTERING DRUGS to normies who feel sad, unmotivated or anxious in a society designed to keep them sad, unmotivated or anxious….I mean, go on social media that shit is fucked…

I saw that the USA is the highest rate of SSRI that don’t actually help these self proclaimed crazy people, they just make them retarded versions of themselves, now with diagnosed mental health issues to whine about, but never ever solving the actual mental health issue, weak, mental, retard, fucks…

So I don’t think Britney was ever mental, but saying she was and getting the judge on board was pretty effective at locking her down to produce money instead of dipping out because she was done with this shit…

There are rumors that Britney’s no even alive anymore, or she’s institutionalized, and the OLD AS SHIT pictures that they pretend she is posting are pretty clear evidence of that…

She’s Britney Spears and her sexts are obviously expected to be FAR better than this shit, you know, since all the phone and camera companies likely gift her the LATEST and greatest tech….but instead we get this shit shot on a fucking VCR…or original NINTENDO…it’s weird.

Maybe they upload them to humiliate her, to push that she’s lost her mind….for the Free Britney movement to buy into and think “maybe she needs her handlers”…..or maybe these are pics she send her fake actor husband when trying to sext him a few years ago that they’re re-purposing to distract you from her being institutionalized…she claims to be in London….where are the paparazzi pics….I thought London had the most aggressive paparazzi….SUSPICIOUS….

Her captions for this content in no specific order are;


??? When’s Halloween ???? ?

Not sure … tea or coffee ??? ???? I held my phone up with a book and a remote control to shoot this …

Waking up in London ?? with my Cabo thong

Who cares when she’s holding her tits and spreading her censored ass, plus a bitch’s mental health or level of crazy never turns me off, it just means shit’s about to get a lot more entertaining…..even though I don’t believe in Mental health as a concept that needs meds, I do know that people are fucking nuts….but this is pretty fucking weird….so something different to try to jerk off to!


Now, some naked underwater from the other day, since it’s Britney, a clone, a body double pretending to be Britney, which are all good enough for me to stare at…

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2022

05

Jul

Britney Spears Wet in Bikini Hostage Video of the Day

I don’t believe that this is really Britney Spears on her Honeymoon as they are pretending it is….

I am a firm believer that Britney, the original Britney is dead, replaced or institutionalized.

I don’t think she’s really married, or if she is, that it was a real wedding. Her husband is a hired actor…..

Her social media content is just so fucking fake. I don’t think she’s even updating it herself, because I don’t believe she’s ever been set free from the trap they had her in. I also don’t think she knows how to use social media or update captions….I don’t think she knows how to take bikini pics…

All her pics look like they were shot on an early generation iphone, and I know they would never give Britney any access to the internet, so if she’s actually taking the pics, then it’s likely one of the old person flip phones we should all be using because SMART PHONES are the devil and will destroy our fucking existence.

This is Britney Spears, big business, big budget, all her bikini selfies should be top tier SI shoot quality…..

I’ll still look at her being a whore in bikini pretending she’s free, its’ a funny and heart warming storyline of fans who didn’t care she was in captivity so long as she was on stage for them, until all of a sudden they did care in the height of COVID and it made for GOOD tv, like the fake Johnny Depp / Heard trial everyone CUCKED over while the powers that be did other criminal shit they do.

But I’ll still look at her being a whore in a bikini to keep the distraction alive….as they TURNED on CERN to recreate the big bang and reach the FIFTH dimension without any real knowledge of what demonic shit they’ll unleash….AWESOME!

The world is fucked, so maybe it’s best to be in bikini or staring at bikini since we’re useless eaters who have no ability to save anything, not even ourselves, and definitely not the world.

Either way, the Britney storyline is pretty weird, whether bikinis are involved or not.

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2022

08

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini Sway of the Day

Here’s your daily dose of Britney Spears, or the actress they’ve hired to play Britney Spears, dancing around half naked in what appears to be her rich person dungeon, back in the early 2000s, at last that’s what the quality of this weirdness feels like, and like every other Britney Spears, or as I like to call this new version of her, Briterny Spears, creeps me the fuck out.

I don’t believe that she’s free, or that she had miscarriages, or that she even handles her acccount, it’s possible, but I would expect her to creative direct something better, even being as out of touch as she would be being in captivity slaving away all these years she has a budget and team and no real excuse for this horror movie level shit.

That said, her tits look pretty good for someone who just shat out a miscarriage, allegedly…..

I figure if they want to distract people….they have to tap into old celebs that people still care about, while no one cares about new celebs, they have to dig up old stories….but if anyone buys that this is a Free Britney, you’re the fucking problem, but at least she’s half naked.


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