I appreciate this version of Britney Spears. The free Britney Spears, who seems more captive than ever, but that’s all part of the fucking fun….assuming she’s even alive and that this is her and not some Australian body double hired to reprogram us into thinking this is what Britney looks like….which I am sure we can’t really assume…

Anyway, I appreciate this version of Britney Spears, because despite being a professional trained billionaire from her dancing, managed to put together a dance video where she looks like a drunken aunt at a wedding after one too many mojitos when she’s trying to fuck you despite being your aunt, you know, judgement goes out the window when you’re at a wedding…

There is an extreme skill in taking your talent to the dumpster even for jokes…meaning, if Michael Jordan tried to play a shitty basketball game, would be HARDER than a good one…..or for me to write a good blog post would be harder than writing my usual dumpster posts.

So here’s Britney in some mom gone wild at the resort performance, that I am loving….whether that’s Britney now, or Britney’s replacement, or Britney 20 years ago when both this style and camera tech was current, it’s great.

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I am still convinced this isn’t really Britney Spears but an orchestrated and sophisticated effort to trick people into thinking she’s alive an unwell after years of being run through thanks to her parents selling her off to an industry, if those are even her parents, I mean it could be way darker than we actually thing…

I feel like it wouldn’t be so hard to post old content, hire an Australian actress to play Britney only for people to think Britney’s lost her shit….shoot everything on a first generation iphone and run it through some video app that no one’s ever heard of….TWICE….there are two watermarks…

But maybe Britney’s just crazy, you’d almost feel bad for her, if you didn’t remember the PSYCH WARD is wear all the GOOD pussy lives….I saw that on a meme yesterday, but it’s true. Crazy girls fuck better. End of story.

Dead or not, Britney is amazing…

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I don’t know what’s going on in the whole Britney Spears world these days, I think it’s some giant

I did end up getting served some Star Search clips of Britney when she was 10 years old and I am not convinced that the current Britney is the same person, but it’s very possible that she is, it’s just what happens 30 year of being run through, and not just in a sexual way, but used and abused to fund the family and create on industry on her enslaved ass….

I like to think that current Britney is old footage, from years ago and that the public Britney is just a hired actress they found on Hollywood boulevard to impersonate her hen needed.

I also like to think the videos she posted, that are old footage, are the equivalent of beheading terrorist videos from Liveleak era of internet….

There’s a level of creepy, weird, and erotic all at the same fucking time….and I’m not even into the whole slave, victim of abuse, MK ULTRA, destroyed by family and industry….it’s just so weird to not think that this crazy girl is damaged enough to fuck harder and better than a cracked out streetwhore who you don’t know whether she’ll make you cum or eat your dick off in a satanic schizo meltdown….

FUN

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Britney Spears continues to be weird, not that I think that’s actually Britney Spears, but rather a body double or more conspiracy oriented a clone, or more sinister, if it is Britney Spears, it’s probably very old footage of her…since she’s dead or lobotomized and drooling on herself somewhere.

Either way, she is in a new location, this time a gym with a multi-purpose dance room that still look like a basement she’s being held captive in….just waiting for the beheading scene to come in.

Is this part of the humiliation process, you know some satanic ritual with fire and red gloves?

If this is Britney being a “free” Britney, she looks pretty fucking abducted, medicated, and disturbing to me…..

Who cares, she’s dancing and freaky bitches who look insane make for the best lap dances and fucks, so if we’re going to have any washed up Britney, or Britney Impersonator learning the ropes, she’s better a lunatic…..

The caption read:

“Found my hands with some red gloves !!! I meditated to “Hips Don’t Lie” by @shakira !!! I just said “keep shaking your ass” and I did for 3 hours !!! Not really punctual and will probably take down in two days … but I think I just found the playground”

Interesting that she calls out Shakira and sets the video to J.Lo….weird….

She also reposted this bride of Satan picture that I am sure I’ve seen before…because why not keep on confusing…

They are fucking with us…..

WHERE IS THE SEX TAPE! If you’re going to be crazy, go all out and give us something to jack off to….the world needs a mental case Britney in action for free!

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There’s a conspiracy that Britney Spears is actually the original Britney Spears, but the people identify her replacement as the original Britney Spears .

There was apparently a Drew Barrymore movie with the same premise, that she had her body double pretend to be her, so everyone thought the body double was her, so when she returned from her hiatus, no one believed the original Drew Barrymore was Drew Barrymore and the people wanted the body double….

I don’t know who this is, is it original Britney, is it stand in Britney, is it some sort of clone they made in the Disney lab years ago who finally figured out consciousness, hence the whining for freedom….

I just know that it’s probably not Britney Spears or if it is, it was shot 10 years ago and they are passing it off as recent, because if Britney was at the airport, in NYC, in recent content….the paparazzi would have the pics….

WHERE IS BRITNEY…why the gap tooth…..I guess we can ask her husband, a hired actor, who you can imagine how being cast as Britney Spears’ husband worked out or will workout for his career after she is officially announced dead.

Point of the story, whoever this is, old Britney, new Britney, real Britney or fake Britney, she’s being a slut in a private jet, or a set that looks like a private jet, and that’s what matters.

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Set to some demonic sounding Gregorian chant this shit is set to, but it is probably fitting, since I am convinced that Britney is either dead, institutionalized, or programmed to be on this dancing like possessed monster loop until her handlers can move back in and get her on stage doing this for paying customers and fans.

I do not believe the Free Britney movie was a real thing, I mean sure it was a real thing, but after 15 years of no one caring that she was entrapped, it was weird timing that all of a sudden they cared….after all the concerts they went to and Britney content they interacted with, it took 15 years to say “something is off”….

Now, I don’t know when Britney was killed off, or when they found this body double, because it really doesn’t feel like the same Britney to me…..but I guess it’d be hard to figure that out, since it may have never been the original Britney….

What I do know is that this shit is shot in her old house, that she pretends she goes to, without the paparazzi seeing her there…..and that it feels like old creepy content being repurposed making it more creepy.

Kept alive, or kept to look like a nutjob, through social media….but I’ll still watch the dancing monkey dance….DANCE MONKEY DANCE…..since she doesn’t have her PANTS on!!

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There used to be a time, many many years ago, that I would do death watches for specific celebs who looked like they were on the brink of death, because the celebrity life is filled with behind the scenes trauma that we will never understand and we should be sympathetic when we see them in their collapse that caused by selling their soul for money and fame….

So there was a Mischa Barton death watch, she looked rough, a Tara Reid death watch, also looked rough, a Lohan death watch, none ever died…but it didn’t mean it wasn’t fun as we all assumed they would…..

Well, now I’m doing a Britney is already dead watch, where her content is years old, that she’s no longer with us RIP MOTHERFUCKER….because the character they have in her content doesn’t really feel like her, maybe it is her, but it also seems like it was shot a LONG time ago….

I figure if you have someone in conservatorship, you don’t let them out of that, especially when they are super stars like Britney with a shit ton of money on the line.

Sure, it’s all just conspiracy, but if she is FREE someone needs to give her a tutorial on how to use her new phone, for new content, cuz this shit is getting old, or looking old….

Why aren’t the paparazzi following her?

Why doesn’t she do any media, when her social seems like she has a lot to say….no podcasts, no sex tapes, no nudity she wants out there so bad.

It’s ALL very suspicious….but I’ll still watch her content even though it feels like an episode of shitty TV keeping the dead motherfucker alive through social media….and if she is alive and running her shit badly…she’s not very good at it and should run with the narrative that she’s dead, or institutionalized to justify how shit it is.

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