I am still convinced this isn’t really Britney Spears but an orchestrated and sophisticated effort to trick people into thinking she’s alive an unwell after years of being run through thanks to her parents selling her off to an industry, if those are even her parents, I mean it could be way darker than we actually thing…

I feel like it wouldn’t be so hard to post old content, hire an Australian actress to play Britney only for people to think Britney’s lost her shit….shoot everything on a first generation iphone and run it through some video app that no one’s ever heard of….TWICE….there are two watermarks…

But maybe Britney’s just crazy, you’d almost feel bad for her, if you didn’t remember the PSYCH WARD is wear all the GOOD pussy lives….I saw that on a meme yesterday, but it’s true. Crazy girls fuck better. End of story.

Dead or not, Britney is amazing…

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