I am of the school of thought in this world of Britney Spears conspiracies, that Britney is no longer with us, that her contract and life has been terminated after her earning potential dried up with her protesting of her handlers….

I figure that or she’s still being handled, possibly medicated and institutionalized….but the Britney on social media is not a free Britney living her rich as fuck life in freedom. All her content is shot in her house or around her house which seems like a pretty luxurious prison to me.

I also know how dumb people are, how brainless they are, how self absorbed they are, that they wouldn’t even notice if they swapped Britney out for a loook-a-like actor or body double, they’d just feed us new Britney for as long as they could until we just accept her as old Britney….it’s pretty easy to trick the masses by just letting them know “this is Britney” and their retard brains will rewrite what Britney is and from that day on that is what they will expect to see of Britney.

Plus, with the whole CGI, face filters, AI, you don’t really even need an actual human who looks like Britney, it can all be done in post production and keep Britney alive in the minds of everyone since that’s our only “touch point” with her….

More importantly, she’s older now, so doing side by side to her old pics have a valid “she’s in her 40s now, people change”….excuse for any sloppiness..

Well, in a recent weirdo soical media post, the popstar we all jerked off to at least once because she’s hot, even with her sloppy tits….is doing a weird medicated creepy dance in the garden, like they’ve let her outside and the flowers in the background just “disappear”….you know because it’s fucking fake backdrop bros….a green screen, an AR/AI filter, I don’t know..

I want to say “That ain’t Britney though”….but I can’t say with confidence that it’s not actually her since I don’t actually know her, her smells or vaginal tastes but I’d be willing to dive in and learn them…

I can say with confidence “that ain’t the background she’s actually in front of”…which may not be a huge scandal, but more fuel to the fun Britney conspiracies we love so much…here’s the video:

The screengrabs with my CUSTOM RED CIRCLES….look at me JOURNALISTING

I have a retardation, well likely a few retardations, but a main annoying retardation, especially for a career in celeb blogging, not that this was ever a career, but you get what I am saying is my Facial Recognition Blindness.

I never really knew it was a thing, but I was never sure people I thought I knew were the people I knew, I didn’t know it was an actual thing until recently, and I just can’t recognize faces. I need other triggers.

It could be from brain damage from alcohol, or fro some terrible bar fights I’ve had, could be something I was born with, but it’s a real thing and EVEN I can tell this is not OG Britney…

She also posted TITTY sweat in a tight dress:

She also posted another weird titty dress:

And some pics…

I know, as we go into WWIII, this is the most important story of our times!

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Here’s some crazy Britney with Emma Roberts’ gay boyfriend who they say is her manager, or handler, I don’t fucking know, his hairy chest freaks me the fuck out….and kind of takes away from the pornography that is Britney Spears in what they can now say is a newer video of her in a skimpy bikini in the sand..

So all you conspiracy theorists who think she’s dead (ME), in an institution (ME), is being played by a body double (ME) can just fuck yourself…while looking at Britney being unstable, like most people in today’s society of everyone on anti-depressants that CLEARLY do not work….but more high profile than the loser in your day to day life crying about their mental health…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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I appreciate this version of Britney Spears. The free Britney Spears, who seems more captive than ever, but that’s all part of the fucking fun….assuming she’s even alive and that this is her and not some Australian body double hired to reprogram us into thinking this is what Britney looks like….which I am sure we can’t really assume…

Anyway, I appreciate this version of Britney Spears, because despite being a professional trained billionaire from her dancing, managed to put together a dance video where she looks like a drunken aunt at a wedding after one too many mojitos when she’s trying to fuck you despite being your aunt, you know, judgement goes out the window when you’re at a wedding…

There is an extreme skill in taking your talent to the dumpster even for jokes…meaning, if Michael Jordan tried to play a shitty basketball game, would be HARDER than a good one…..or for me to write a good blog post would be harder than writing my usual dumpster posts.

So here’s Britney in some mom gone wild at the resort performance, that I am loving….whether that’s Britney now, or Britney’s replacement, or Britney 20 years ago when both this style and camera tech was current, it’s great.

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I am still convinced this isn’t really Britney Spears but an orchestrated and sophisticated effort to trick people into thinking she’s alive an unwell after years of being run through thanks to her parents selling her off to an industry, if those are even her parents, I mean it could be way darker than we actually thing…

I feel like it wouldn’t be so hard to post old content, hire an Australian actress to play Britney only for people to think Britney’s lost her shit….shoot everything on a first generation iphone and run it through some video app that no one’s ever heard of….TWICE….there are two watermarks…

But maybe Britney’s just crazy, you’d almost feel bad for her, if you didn’t remember the PSYCH WARD is wear all the GOOD pussy lives….I saw that on a meme yesterday, but it’s true. Crazy girls fuck better. End of story.

Dead or not, Britney is amazing…

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I don’t know what’s going on in the whole Britney Spears world these days, I think it’s some giant

I did end up getting served some Star Search clips of Britney when she was 10 years old and I am not convinced that the current Britney is the same person, but it’s very possible that she is, it’s just what happens 30 year of being run through, and not just in a sexual way, but used and abused to fund the family and create on industry on her enslaved ass….

I like to think that current Britney is old footage, from years ago and that the public Britney is just a hired actress they found on Hollywood boulevard to impersonate her hen needed.

I also like to think the videos she posted, that are old footage, are the equivalent of beheading terrorist videos from Liveleak era of internet….

There’s a level of creepy, weird, and erotic all at the same fucking time….and I’m not even into the whole slave, victim of abuse, MK ULTRA, destroyed by family and industry….it’s just so weird to not think that this crazy girl is damaged enough to fuck harder and better than a cracked out streetwhore who you don’t know whether she’ll make you cum or eat your dick off in a satanic schizo meltdown….

FUN

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Britney Spears continues to be weird, not that I think that’s actually Britney Spears, but rather a body double or more conspiracy oriented a clone, or more sinister, if it is Britney Spears, it’s probably very old footage of her…since she’s dead or lobotomized and drooling on herself somewhere.

Either way, she is in a new location, this time a gym with a multi-purpose dance room that still look like a basement she’s being held captive in….just waiting for the beheading scene to come in.

Is this part of the humiliation process, you know some satanic ritual with fire and red gloves?

If this is Britney being a “free” Britney, she looks pretty fucking abducted, medicated, and disturbing to me…..

Who cares, she’s dancing and freaky bitches who look insane make for the best lap dances and fucks, so if we’re going to have any washed up Britney, or Britney Impersonator learning the ropes, she’s better a lunatic…..

The caption read:

“Found my hands with some red gloves !!! I meditated to “Hips Don’t Lie” by @shakira !!! I just said “keep shaking your ass” and I did for 3 hours !!! Not really punctual and will probably take down in two days … but I think I just found the playground”

Interesting that she calls out Shakira and sets the video to J.Lo….weird….

She also reposted this bride of Satan picture that I am sure I’ve seen before…because why not keep on confusing…

They are fucking with us…..

WHERE IS THE SEX TAPE! If you’re going to be crazy, go all out and give us something to jack off to….the world needs a mental case Britney in action for free!

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