I have never held a prostitute or even a random girl I’ve abducted in captivity in either a basement cell I’ve crafted, or a cabin in a remote location, or a shed out back, but if I did, I feel like the content we produced together, you know that’d I’d be jerking off to when we were not enjoying our time together because I have to spend my days working at the factory, or Walmart where I met her, trying to afford the luxuries of supporting or at least feeding a bitch locked in captivity under your watch, it’s probably very annoying and expensive….would have a similar feel to this, just pictures from the same corner of the room, on our CCTV camera trying on the various sexy outfits I buy her at Goodwill.

I don’t know if Britney Spears is alive, dead, in captivity, now AI, or a body double….I just know that her content gives off that energy, which for some of you will probably be pretty hot and bothered….a rich, famous, free superstar always in the same room in her house, is it even an actual room or just lazy greenscreen, is this current or from years ago, we’ll never know….but check out those tits..

Out of the last 15 pics, 2 were not in the same creepy room….because they were bikini pics…it’s all so weird…but who fucking cares…that’s a her problem….check out the tits.

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Britney Spears or the AI that is playing Britney Spears or the Body Double that is playing Britney Spears has released a very important, busty mom tit video of her posing in a bikini in what I assume is a vacation they are pretending is a recent vacation, but that is shot like it was a vacation back when Britney was alive….because despite being rich fucks, their cameras are so shit….

In this sporadic and confusing bikini video, the mental case hyped up on who fucking knows what shows us all her fun buys from her hotel lobby on said vacation, leaving me feeling a little uncomfortable because I don’t like unstable bitches, even though I know the crazier they are the better they fuck all while terrifying me…..

This is very much reminscent of the LiveLeak beheading videos of yesteryear, but with a fucked up, still in captivity prisoner who they tell is not a prisoner in hopes she doesn’t catch on, and the whole thing is fucking schizo…..

BUT check out the Britney Tits being sold to us as Britney Tits…even though I find it all very suspicious.

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The Britney Spears conspiracy continues, this time with her tits out in some weird dress, shot in the same room all her content is shot, on the same ghetto camera all her content is shot on, making me assume this shit is at least 5 years old, but I’ll still watch her push what could be her implants together.

I don’t care if the real Britney is dead or institutionalized, or if the the real Britney is replaced with this body double Britney, or if the free Britney’s face morphed into a new shape with a gap in her teeth, because of the whole aging process….If tits are being pushed together, ignore the rest of it, like her fans ignored she was in literal captivity for a better part of a decade, and they’d all still go to her concerts and watch the slave slaving for the selfies….terrible people…

I think the weirdest thing in this Britney conspiracy is that she doesn’t leave her house, you’d think that would be the first thing you do when you are released by your captor, but instead her dumb dances continue from the same soulless room….clearly she’s fucking mental, or we’re being duped…BUT TITS are being grabbed people.

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We obviously have the technology to create a completely fake, artificial intelligent, augmented reality, bullshit silicon suit, movie magic, green screen LIE of an experience on the internet since that shit is ALL fake and people are so dumb and buy into it….

There’s a reason why a TOP POP STAR with a huge budget has the shittiest quality content that looks 10 years old, shot on the RAZR when Britney was still alive….

I am sure she’s no longer with us, if she is she’s institutionalized, or MAYBE this is what a FREE Britney does and it’s not a body double keeping the brand alive in a weird way that reminds me of Liveleak BEHEADING videos….

RIGHT…

Anyway, she, or it, did a creepy sexy horror movie dance video of the world’s TOP pop star, with a full titty grab involved…..and it’s wonderful and weird…and extremely LOW fucking quality from her basement cell….

She also posted a MAKE OUT video, TONGUE included pic of the person they want you to pretend is Britney with her handler who pretends to be her husband…tits out…

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I am of the school of thought in this world of Britney Spears conspiracies, that Britney is no longer with us, that her contract and life has been terminated after her earning potential dried up with her protesting of her handlers….

I figure that or she’s still being handled, possibly medicated and institutionalized….but the Britney on social media is not a free Britney living her rich as fuck life in freedom. All her content is shot in her house or around her house which seems like a pretty luxurious prison to me.

I also know how dumb people are, how brainless they are, how self absorbed they are, that they wouldn’t even notice if they swapped Britney out for a loook-a-like actor or body double, they’d just feed us new Britney for as long as they could until we just accept her as old Britney….it’s pretty easy to trick the masses by just letting them know “this is Britney” and their retard brains will rewrite what Britney is and from that day on that is what they will expect to see of Britney.

Plus, with the whole CGI, face filters, AI, you don’t really even need an actual human who looks like Britney, it can all be done in post production and keep Britney alive in the minds of everyone since that’s our only “touch point” with her….

More importantly, she’s older now, so doing side by side to her old pics have a valid “she’s in her 40s now, people change”….excuse for any sloppiness..

Well, in a recent weirdo soical media post, the popstar we all jerked off to at least once because she’s hot, even with her sloppy tits….is doing a weird medicated creepy dance in the garden, like they’ve let her outside and the flowers in the background just “disappear”….you know because it’s fucking fake backdrop bros….a green screen, an AR/AI filter, I don’t know..

I want to say “That ain’t Britney though”….but I can’t say with confidence that it’s not actually her since I don’t actually know her, her smells or vaginal tastes but I’d be willing to dive in and learn them…

I can say with confidence “that ain’t the background she’s actually in front of”…which may not be a huge scandal, but more fuel to the fun Britney conspiracies we love so much…here’s the video:

The screengrabs with my CUSTOM RED CIRCLES….look at me JOURNALISTING

I have a retardation, well likely a few retardations, but a main annoying retardation, especially for a career in celeb blogging, not that this was ever a career, but you get what I am saying is my Facial Recognition Blindness.

I never really knew it was a thing, but I was never sure people I thought I knew were the people I knew, I didn’t know it was an actual thing until recently, and I just can’t recognize faces. I need other triggers.

It could be from brain damage from alcohol, or fro some terrible bar fights I’ve had, could be something I was born with, but it’s a real thing and EVEN I can tell this is not OG Britney…

She also posted TITTY sweat in a tight dress:

She also posted another weird titty dress:

And some pics…

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Here’s some crazy Britney with Emma Roberts’ gay boyfriend who they say is her manager, or handler, I don’t fucking know, his hairy chest freaks me the fuck out….and kind of takes away from the pornography that is Britney Spears in what they can now say is a newer video of her in a skimpy bikini in the sand..

So all you conspiracy theorists who think she’s dead (ME), in an institution (ME), is being played by a body double (ME) can just fuck yourself…while looking at Britney being unstable, like most people in today’s society of everyone on anti-depressants that CLEARLY do not work….but more high profile than the loser in your day to day life crying about their mental health…

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