I appreciate this version of Britney Spears. The free Britney Spears, who seems more captive than ever, but that’s all part of the fucking fun….assuming she’s even alive and that this is her and not some Australian body double hired to reprogram us into thinking this is what Britney looks like….which I am sure we can’t really assume…

Anyway, I appreciate this version of Britney Spears, because despite being a professional trained billionaire from her dancing, managed to put together a dance video where she looks like a drunken aunt at a wedding after one too many mojitos when she’s trying to fuck you despite being your aunt, you know, judgement goes out the window when you’re at a wedding…

There is an extreme skill in taking your talent to the dumpster even for jokes…meaning, if Michael Jordan tried to play a shitty basketball game, would be HARDER than a good one…..or for me to write a good blog post would be harder than writing my usual dumpster posts.

So here’s Britney in some mom gone wild at the resort performance, that I am loving….whether that’s Britney now, or Britney’s replacement, or Britney 20 years ago when both this style and camera tech was current, it’s great.

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