Britney Spears, who has renamed herself River Red because she’s totally fine…

I like to think is a body double or an AI version of the original Britney Spears, who they have either hired to make look like a total nutter, or they’ve built with untested technology so that she glitches the fuck out, but who for the sake of conversation, we will pretend is the original Britney who has just been run through by an industry that basically rapes the soul daily….is not dead or replaced but a free woman.. who just likes to look like kept woman in a prison camp where she produces hostage videos….and in being a free woman she can be as crazy as she wants in her content that is not designed to make her look crazy it’s just her artistic vision.

Anyway, she deleted her Instagram last week, her fans who are not buying that she’s free called the police for a wellness check, the police who weren’t paid off and who genuinely care about calls they get from Instagram fans dug into it, and apparently it’s all ok and now she’s back.

So to prove how okay she is, she posted these videos of her dancing that look more like a system malfunction, glitching out.

Don’t worry guys, she’s just fine!

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