According to the people who pretend to be Britney Spears because Britney Spears is probably dead or institutionalized all medicated and drooling on herself while the show must go on for her legless dad and the rest of her team….she’s just wrapped up a vacation to Maui where no paparazzi seemed to capture pictures of her…because the paparazzi will be on the private beach in the Bahamas to capture Taylor Swift, but they won’t be in Maui where tons of celebs live….

They’ve posted a bunch of pics that feel all too familiar, like they are just showing us the same content over and over to push the fucking lie, because they haven’t figured out the AI yet and rely on her old pics….

There’s no real reason why her shit is so pixelated, outdated, shot on some shitty camera even if she probably isn’t very tech savvy from being held in captivity for as long as she had…

Well, I guess none of that really matters, because I’ll buy into the lie and in one of her crazy pics to make you think she’s real and nutty, she’s fully nude and her emoji doesn’t cover what looks like her labia and a Britney Labia, even if she’s dead, is worth chewing on…maybe that’s the future business for the family that has exploited her once she does actually die….sell Britney’s labia for perverts like us to chew on….I’m so enterprising!

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