We have all known that old lady Jessica Simpson has had fat tits since she got her start as the original Taylor Swift.

The Country Popstar turned Billionaire who has gone through her own fair share of pro athletes with those tits….which is why I called her the original Taylor Swift.

She’s also been a victim to being a girl prone to having big tits, because like so many big titty girls before her, her gunt caught up with the big tits.

Then Weight Watchers (Wednesday) had a 1,000,000 dollar contract with her and she dropped the weight because that’s what 1,000,000 dollar deals will do to someone, even a billionaire.

Anyways, Granny Simpson has been using her social media a little more than she used to, I guess they’ve realized that selling at K-Mart is fine and all, the brand’s done well, but the people want Instagram content.

In her approach to instagram, she’s been using her big tits as part of the marketing hustle, which is the foundation of Instagram marketing.

So someone who has always had big tits but never had to pay up the big tits realizes that she’s got the big tits and is now playing up the big tits, maybe because she’s old and has to rely on all she has available in her menopausal years…..or maybe because everyone’s a whore…

I’m going with even billionaire popstars in their 40s can be whores…

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