She’s like a doughy drunk rich botox mom who you meet at the airport bar,

I guess this is just getting old as shit, rotting out with too much money that she can afford these kinds of procedures that may make her look better in photos under a filter, because she’s a billionaire from her shit fashion brand.

It’s like a horror movie character you can’t help but want to fuck when it’s coming to eat your soul via your dick, which is actually not that bad of a thing depending on how medicated she is, like if it’s the sleeping pill, sedatives…the soul sucking via your dick is shit…but if it’s the daytime uppers…the soul via your dick can be enthusiastic like they’ve got something to prove, nothing to lose, because they know they’re not getting any hotter and it’s a fucking race against the clock…because it is..

The good news is she’s not 350 pounds anymore, because when they are old, rich, desperate and fat it’s worse than whatever this is…

FACE

Her and her sister are in some kind of magazine…

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Recently divorced Jessica Simpson is on some comeback tour now that she’s left her husband, not that she ever left.

She was one of the early modern day celebrities to launch a signature brand with a big box store to make billions of dollars instead of the QVC thing.

Instead of doing her clothing brand as a sideline, she dropped out of her actual singing and pop career that made her a compelling name to wear on your chest while buying your fast fashions at Walmart.

So the comeback tour is more about recently divorced, no longer 250 pounds of hard Texas BBQ living, maybe on Ozempc, maybe jacked up with the mupet face that makes her look like a 90s porn star, who fucking knows.

She’s also releasing an album, back to the studio for life changing songs, even though I can’t even tell you one of her hits from when she was famous as shit….

She’s also still doing her brand and she put together a video where she’s striaght whoring, unfortunately with her child, but we edited that out, since her kid is like 5.

Putting your kid on the internet as part of a campaign is just psychotic to me, do they not realize that the internet is a bunch of weirdos like you….

She can afford to have done this without using her kid…and she should have…she doesn’t need the clickbait and it’s just fucking weird to put your kid out there like that.

When you’re whored by your daddy as a child, you’re trained to whore your kids as part of your DNA…..

Let the kid decide at 18 whether they want an internet footprint, instead o using them as a pop in your sick commercial bullshit….it is a disgrace but at 45 and looking like a porn chick, Jessica Simpson is not bad….

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I decided to check in on near 50 year old billionaire retard Jessica Simpson’s tits because why the fuck not….

I figure she’s a fat chick who was once celebrated when her tits were the only fat thing on her, before the rest of her caught up to her, back when her father was still in the closet and that with 1,000,000 dollar deals from Weight Watchers and more importantly the OZEMPIC and photoshop hustle…

As it turns out she may have also turned trans, because she’s got the face of a tranny in this picture from the studio from December 16th.

I may have already posted it, since the grandmother is in a full body lingerie suit, feeling frisky in the studio where she’s regarding more shit music now that people want country music and more importantly because she can afford to.

She wasn’t the first celebrity to launch a mid-level brand to the masses to get rich, but she was doing it before all these instagram whores….and she’s one of the best…

Anyway, seeing her whoring out like a common instagram whore, even with that freakish face, possibly AI is important news, even if it happened a month ago….

I’m on it! FINGER ON THE PULSE MOTHERFUCKERS.

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This Jessica Simpson weirdness came out a few weeks ago, or maybe last week…

I missed it because I have this thing where I don’t really give a fuck about fat 45 year old moms, even after they’ve found Ozempic, no matter how big their tits are…unless it’s at the fucking park, public pool, child birthday party, the McDonalds, the bar where they are drinking their sadness away due to a cheating husband taking the kids to the all inclusive resort with his new wife….you in a place where I can have skin in the skin flaps left from the Ozempic treatments…not on the internet where there are hot chicks doing hot things to distract me….

Not weird rich old lady doing weird whore things….in weird outfits….

Let’s hope these are her “leaked nudes”….because putting this out there for the world shows how fucking far gone she is, early demential I’d reckon…creepy as shit…right.

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Jessica Simpson is apparently heading back to the studio because her gay manager father has been seeing all that Taylor Swift has accomplished and it’s making him mad, because she clearly ripped off her hustle from Jessica Simpson and succeeded.

However, Jessica Simpson, despite not being a billionaire from her music career, she has leveraged that music career in order to secure a billion dollar direct to consumer fast fashion brand that kills the environment but that lets girls on a budget dress cute.

With the money from the clothing company coming in, why bother touring or doing that whole thing, she’s got a family and it’s work…but seeing Taylor break that billion dollar mark made ALL the old timers, except Britney who is probably dead, climb out of their crypts to take a stab at it.

So girl took all the Ozempic she could, leaned up, figured she can do some brand work for her brand while she’s feeling fuckable…why not double dip…

Anyway, short shorts on a chair on the beach because she’s old, lazy and has the mindset of a Texas obese woman on a scooter in Walmart buying Jessica Simpson XXXL shirts….knees all blown out…gotta take a breather.

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We have all known that old lady Jessica Simpson has had fat tits since she got her start as the original Taylor Swift.

The Country Popstar turned Billionaire who has gone through her own fair share of pro athletes with those tits….which is why I called her the original Taylor Swift.

She’s also been a victim to being a girl prone to having big tits, because like so many big titty girls before her, her gunt caught up with the big tits.

Then Weight Watchers (Wednesday) had a 1,000,000 dollar contract with her and she dropped the weight because that’s what 1,000,000 dollar deals will do to someone, even a billionaire.

Anyways, Granny Simpson has been using her social media a little more than she used to, I guess they’ve realized that selling at K-Mart is fine and all, the brand’s done well, but the people want Instagram content.

In her approach to instagram, she’s been using her big tits as part of the marketing hustle, which is the foundation of Instagram marketing.

So someone who has always had big tits but never had to pay up the big tits realizes that she’s got the big tits and is now playing up the big tits, maybe because she’s old and has to rely on all she has available in her menopausal years…..or maybe because everyone’s a whore…

I’m going with even billionaire popstars in their 40s can be whores…

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Jessica Simpson has either starved herself out for her million dollar Weight Watcher’s deal, or she’s on the Ozempic hustle that 95 percent of fat people are on because they see it as the miracle pill that makes you lose weight, which to many a lazy overeaters is the dream pill, even if it comes with insane side effects, even if it makes you shit out your eyeballs, at least you’ll be less fat….

Either way, she’s not fat, her tits still fat, the face fucking weird, but she’s 45 and you’d expect that with her line of celebrity work thanks to all the filters and fillers made available.

Anyway the billionaire half retard who was early to the direct to consumer, shitty products for shitty people that the celebrities don’t actually respect, but prefer to exploit for their own personal gain by selling them shit they don’t need….is wearing a WIFE BEATER.

You are not allowed to call it a WIFE BEATER because it is triggering to either wives who have been beaten, or losers of the internet who empathize with wives who have been beaten, and decide what is fair or appropriate to expose wives who have been beaten, while not knowing any wives who have been beaten or any wives who have been beaten and are offended by the word wife beater to describe a shit of choice of trailer part wife beaters….because they are fucking bored scumbags.

She is wearing a wife beater, which was a fetish in the 90s, because they are semi-sheer, only SIMPSON has a bra on proving too much coverage of her old saggy tit, no nipples makes wife beaters and the people who like wife beaters sad…

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A few hours ago the good people at FOOTWEAR NEWS, put out a feature on Jessica Simpson, who we can assume is an icon in the FOOTWEAR world because of her billion dollar clothing empire that existed in a pre-instagram era, making her the original influencer or direct to consumer scammer….

I don’t know if Footwear News is like being on the cover of Vogue, but I am sure it is in some circles of footfetishists…

The good news is that along with looking a bit like a spooky scary vampire, the popstar turned K-Mart brand billionaire is no longer fat and that is a good thing especially at this stage in her woman rot…

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Jessica Simpson may be expired popstar stock, but she was smart enough to make a K-Mart brand that made her billions, not that she was all that smart based on her reality show everyone would use to make fun of how stupid she was, but her team of people, from her gay dad manager to whoever else were smart enough to know in an era before social media, that the lowest common retard needs cheap clothing, and that celeb endorsement was enough to make them buy her clothing, and she’s fucking rich because of it…

Well, she may be expired, her big pop tits saggy, but she is still out there existing, with her tits out, posing in front of Christian barn doors to drive the point home that you can be Country and Christian while being jerked off to by the straggler last call, hanging around til the end fans out there who still think she’s the greatest chick around.

She’s not as fat as she’s been, I guess she kept off that weight weight watchers paid her millions to keep off, and her hard, masculine, menopausal face may be appealing to some of you fags into Jessica Simpson, while her boot porn is appealing to all you feet fucks that have inspired normal girls to monetize their feet on social media, you heroes.

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Here’s a picture that Jessica Simpson posted called “43 and Make-Up Free” according her bullshit caption.

It’s going viral because people looking at it see that she’s got lipstick or gloss on, or maybe it’s a face filter, or maybe it’s botox, fillers and photoshop., I don’t fucking know and I don’t fucking care, I just find it scary as shit…

It looks like some medicated psychopath all bug eyed coming to eat my fucking soul and not in a way that would make me cum.

It’s like I could imagine waking up after a car accident only to be held captive by something that looks like this, you know who pulled me out of the wreckage because she’s a big fan of my writing….MISERY shit…

It’s like some horse faced lunatic on meth trying to convince me to buy a blowjob from her….because Jessica Simpson without her big tits, especially at 43 and MAKE-UP free is not a good thing…

Here she is posing slutty, still scary faced, but more tolerable…

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