Jessica Simpson claims she lost 100lbs since her pregnancy.

As it turns out, NONE FROM HER Big mom tits and all from her big mom UTERUS…

I don’t know if she was paid 1,000,000 dollars like she was from Weightwatchers all those years ago….maybe she feels like fat is no longer fun now that everyone is doing it…and because no one wants to be fat no matter how empowered they say they are….

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Jessica Simpson brought the tits….on what I hope is a pregant body…because is this is just too much BBQ now that the Weight Watchers campaign is over…it’s pretty fucking terrifying.

I mean it is terrifying even if she is pregnant, it seems abnormally large, but at least the fact that there are babies in there is a good excuse for whatever it is that is going on here….still disgusting but pregnant…natures terrible invention that makes sex, one of the greatest things have terrible consequences, and that destroys women who are otherwise hot….growing a human inside them in a terrifying and gross way…out of a scifi movie…before ripping their pussies out of them…making them obsolete…broken, shattered, done.

The only good thing is that pregnancy giving them some great big milk filled tits that in some cases can nourish the fucking nation….Jessica Simpson’s big tits are that kind of tit….so big they could feed an african village….BIG…

So just focus on those tits in this pic. It makes it better.

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Jessica Simpson may be weathered, she’s old.

She may not be as well maintained as our girl Britney Spears, but not all of us can be held captive against our will by our opportunistic family who still want to cash in on this girl, like the priced pony she is, just breeding her in the form of song and dance performances until she can’t fucking walk anymore…keeping her on a strict routine, letting her fuck her trainer, not letting her escape, at least not yet, while seemingly being “ok” with it since she doesn’t know any better….

But her tits are fucking rocking….

I mean if you’re going to be an older, rich as fuck, clothing entrepreneur thanks to your shitty song and dance career, you might as well have huge tits….do your texas BBQ heritage right and be hearty as fuck….and enjoy your freedom while your dad is too busy being a homosexual dancing around dick to dick with young men thanks to his wealth….too busy to trap her in a cage and milk her until there’s no milk….even though these tits are plentiful…like they can feed the fucking land.

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Let’s not forget her epic tit selfie..LEST WE FORGET!!!

I’ve been fucking loving it for the that titty pic all week…it fucking spoke to my soul…it made me a believer…it reminded me of how much I love stupidly huge billioaire tits being squashed out like a water balloon…it was the WHOOPIE CUSHION of tit…and I am a fat..

Sure she’s old, sure she’s a married mom, but fuck that tit is everyything…

She’s on Vacation in a bikini, not necessarily amazing in the grand scheme of things, not the Texan Jessica Simpson we watched grow up and fill out, but them tits…are fucking wonderful…

LEST WE FORGET / NEVER FORGET / ETC…BELOW..

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Jessica Simpson still has fat tits..

Thank god because where would the chubby fat mom of a couple of kids pushing 40 be without her tits…

Oh, right she’d be an ex popstar, turned billion dollar fashion brand owner, who makes tons of fucking money regardless of her tits….

She could just sit at home and get fatter and fatter – prepping to play the Gilber Grape mom who just died when hollywood ends up trying to do the remake of the original starring Leo as Johnny Depp and Zach Efron and Leo and I don’t remember that fucking movie, but you’re getting what I’m saying, we’re in a world where fat chicks matter, can have lives as fat chcks, and if her damn million dollar weight watchers contract wasn’t up she could be all she wants to be….in terms of size…

I mean she’s rich, she’s got nothing to prove…but at least she’s got that fat chick mindset of use the tits to distract…to prove how basic men who like tits are….we’ll fall for all that shit….

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Jessica Simpson, our billionaire fashion mogul, has got Hard Nipples on her monster large tits, that have carrried her through pregnancy, over eating at the Texas BBQ, life in general….They are bigger than my fucking head….

Now I like to think of these hard nipples as a memory of a simpler time…notwhen Jessica Simpson was young at hot….before that…when I was in High School…

Because in High School, at 14 years old, pre porno addiction, or access…because the internet didn’t exist…this bust girl who hit puberty young and her DD size tits always had hard nipples…and I’d just fucking stare at them…so mature her tits were…so unable to control my erection my dick was…Gym class was fucking hell…her bouncing everywhere…me unsure of what was going on…but luckily I never came myself in public…

I miss the days I was that easily exicted..just some hard nipples in a shirt…now I need gaping ass and throat fucking with 8 chicks and one dude ….and it has to be selfies sent directly to me, not produced porn just to even entertain the idea of “maybe I’ll jerk off”…

The world…is such a sad place…RIP boners to hard nipples while looking at these hard nipples without a boner…

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