Jessica Simpson lives, unlike her counterpart Britney Spears, who I like to think they want you to think lives, but is actually institutionalized or dead, either way, I’m not buying it’s her running her social media, and with this Jessica Simpson post, I’m not sure it’s her running her social media either.

Maybe old bitches who had everything set up for them during the internet era, so they never really used technology and are just learning.

So they just don’t really know or understand how social media works, they get oversharing and weird dancing and slutty bikini pics, but they aren’t the kind of celebs who really know how to pretend they are normal, since they never had to be norma….

Or maybe this is exactly the kind of content the internet needs from Jessica Simpson, in this era of dudes with PEE fetishes, it makes sense for her to over-share the peeing for the fetishists…

I mean, knowing her pussy is exposed, piss dripping out of her, all on grass like a farm animal, is probably fucking hot to some people, I mean they’d just crawl under her pee stream and let it warm them up…and by some people, I mean me.

Keep up the pee fetish content girl, next time let us see where it comes out from via a close-up.

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Jessica Simpson is a live, rich and now skinny and she posted the above pic to her story!

I realize that women rot and that Jessica Simpson’s in her 40s, with a few kids, and has struggled with morbid obesity for a while before being paid a lot of money to lose th fucking weight, which I guess she’s kept off, but for whatever reason, whatever is going on with her face and I guess her body is fucking weird!

I am sure she’s still got her signature fat tits, but I can’t imagine how shitty they hang off her like two sacks of shit thanks to her weightloss, you know, lose skin everywhere, just imagine what that does to a mom pussy, but you know as a fat hater, I should endorse the skeleton version of her, you know we prefer the anorexics being too weak to run from our romantic advances to the fat fucks too lazy or out of shape to run from our romantic advances, so this should be a fucking celebration, but there’s something in her fucking eyes or maybe that weird fucking lumpy ass titty that’s confusing me!

She is still Jessica Simpson, billionaire fast fashion scamming the normies after a career as a popstar thanks to her gay dad’s hustle for the money so he could buy ALL the cock!

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Jessica Simpson’s still in her “skinny” phase of being a 40 year old mom, which is a better version of the billionaire popstar…because fat is disgusting and all it took this one was a million or multi-million dollar weight watchers deal to get her to put in the work…not that she needed the money..

She made it with her first career as a popstar, but then made it with a shitty clothing brand sold at K-Mart or some other middle of the road dog shit store for fat and lazy American trash women trying to look their best on a budget…

This was before idiots of the instagram were launching billion dollar brands…so despite being off the radar for years as a popstar, she’s still an influencer and earner…..which is amazing because I remember how dumb she was on her reality show, but then again she could play it up, these people have “TEAMS” that do all the work for them…even Youtubers have “TEAMS” as they pretend to be authentic celebs because google pays them shit tons of money…

All this to say, fat or not, dumb or not, Jessica Simpson, the Hailey Bieber of her generation, because she was the third tier on the popstar ladder, behind Britney and Christina, which is like how Hailey Beiber is to Jenners and Hadids….still seems to have tits…..Holiday Themed tits…with her pants around her knees they way you’d want them to be, only with less holiday themed pyjamas to ruin our dreams of seeing how her mom pussy hangs….which is probably her doing us all a favor…..but I like to see how long mom pussies hang….so not a favor to me…

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Jessica Simpson may be old as shit, she may be the third tier of the pop stars of her generation, she may have 3 too many kids, as she rolls into her 40s….but she’s a billionaire from selling made in China clothing to poor people via Walmart and that has made her billions of dollars…..more importantly, despite being 100 pounds overweight for the majority of her 30s, except when Weight Watchers step in and offer her 1,000,000 dollars to lose the weight, but she has maintained her big tits throughout the highs and lows of her rich as shit life…

She not fat right now….for now…but she’s also not uncrossing her legs in slow motion, so what’s the fucking point…

There is no point…

That’s the point.

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Jessica Simpson is getting a lot of hype for her bikini pics….because I guess she’s turning 40 in a week or two, but more importantly, the breeder who has had a few litters of Simpson babies is not in her fat days….but I am sure she’ll go back to being fat…she yoyo’s like a kid with no friends…or money to buy real actual toys…

Let me tell you my personal experience with these images, you know make a produced image of Jessica Simpson modelling her own bikinis that she’s trying to sell on both her social media as well as at Walmart or wherever she makes her billions a year with her dumb fast fashion for the masses brand….

I saw them on my “news feed” not my “social media feed” because I don’t fuck with Social media….on Friday and thought about posting them over the weekend because I wasn’t doing anything to prevent me from throwing it up…but said “fuck that” to myself because you are unappreciative fucks who don’t pay me to do this shit, so you can see it your damn self on social media and you don’t need my rants about how fat Jessica Simpson has been over the years because bitch clearly likes her Texas BBQ….until Weight Watchers offers her a million dollars to get fit….

The media is hyping her photoshopped body up, but it looks like a 40 year old mom of three or four to me….maybe a 40 year old who goes to Pilates and eats meal salads at Cheesecake Factory….maybe one who wears leggings and other youthful things in public…but who is still a fucking 40 year old chick manipulating with her half nakedness…cow print to remind you of the Texan Longhorn she was just a few months ago…and probably still is because photoshop…but it’s still Jessica Simpson, the least compelling of the popstars of her era…and her big mom titties….that we need to see how they’ve stood up to time, how they hang, what’s with the bikini top bitch, let’s get a little more progressive here.

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18 hours ago – Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her 36 year old mom ass – because I guess its her birthday and she’s feeling hot about it…which is easy when you’re a half retard, rich as hell running a billion dollar a year business, like it’s some kind of joke, a serious fucking troll…but more importantly, she was destined to being a 400 pound monster in a trailer park on disability eating fucking donuts and chips, watchign the Price is Right, discussing how she liked fat Drew Carey better than skinny Drew Carey…but instead she drop the weight and now posts pics like this…and for that it is amazing…

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