Jessica Simpson still has fat tits..

Thank god because where would the chubby fat mom of a couple of kids pushing 40 be without her tits…

Oh, right she’d be an ex popstar, turned billion dollar fashion brand owner, who makes tons of fucking money regardless of her tits….

She could just sit at home and get fatter and fatter – prepping to play the Gilber Grape mom who just died when hollywood ends up trying to do the remake of the original starring Leo as Johnny Depp and Zach Efron and Leo and I don’t remember that fucking movie, but you’re getting what I’m saying, we’re in a world where fat chicks matter, can have lives as fat chcks, and if her damn million dollar weight watchers contract wasn’t up she could be all she wants to be….in terms of size…

I mean she’s rich, she’s got nothing to prove…but at least she’s got that fat chick mindset of use the tits to distract…to prove how basic men who like tits are….we’ll fall for all that shit….

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Jessica Simpson, our billionaire fashion mogul, has got Hard Nipples on her monster large tits, that have carrried her through pregnancy, over eating at the Texas BBQ, life in general….They are bigger than my fucking head….

Now I like to think of these hard nipples as a memory of a simpler time…notwhen Jessica Simpson was young at hot….before that…when I was in High School…

Because in High School, at 14 years old, pre porno addiction, or access…because the internet didn’t exist…this bust girl who hit puberty young and her DD size tits always had hard nipples…and I’d just fucking stare at them…so mature her tits were…so unable to control my erection my dick was…Gym class was fucking hell…her bouncing everywhere…me unsure of what was going on…but luckily I never came myself in public…

I miss the days I was that easily exicted..just some hard nipples in a shirt…now I need gaping ass and throat fucking with 8 chicks and one dude ….and it has to be selfies sent directly to me, not produced porn just to even entertain the idea of “maybe I’ll jerk off”…

The world…is such a sad place…RIP boners to hard nipples while looking at these hard nipples without a boner…

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I think the best way to start your day – is with a 31 week old picture of Jessica Simpson and her mom on the toilet together – well on separate toilets in the same bathroom…but maybe I’m just a pervert who likes mom and daughter bathroom time…or maybe I just have a stall-less bathroom fetish…like a normal person would…

Either way, old Jessica Simpson pics, always fun….here’s a new one of her promoting fitness because she’s a fitness icon…the fattest fitness icon who only got fit for a million dollar contract with Weight Watchers…sure…but a fitness icon none the less seeing as she sells billions of dollars of shitty money…

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Big Jessica Simpson, pushing 40, but still busty, because tits keep getting bigger and bigger, while the rest of her is at a manageable size, because I guess she gave up on the Texan BBQ and cakes post pregnancy, and realized that Weight Watchers was paying her a million dollars to get fit, but she had to get fit, to make the people who follow her and buy billions of dollars of her shitty trailer park, low end fat chick clothing really think that Weight Watchers did it…when we all know this girl couldn’t figure out a point system if it was being demonstrated to her by a retard kindergarten teacher using fucking animal shaped to help her work through the logic of the system….

Not that that matters, it’s all silly rich person celebrity business we don’t need to worry about…what does matter is that in the process of personal chefs and personal trainers…she’s managed to make that weight watchers money to add to her pile of money…but more importantly keep her tits…

And here she is sticking her tongue out in her casual “fuck you, I win”…kind of way…

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I don’t know why but this Jessica Simpson picture she posted on social media – creeps me out.

She’s got more make-up on than a haggard porn star trying to cover up her herpes and/or meth scabs, a black eye from an abusive husband, and they years of sadness that being a haggard pornstar has done to her….all while trying to be hot enough for dudes to jerk off to her while taking loads to her face…which isn’t that much of an accomplishment – since dudes will jerk off to anything…including an old Mom Jessica Simpson and her big tits channelling a porn chick…all fake lips pursed and smokey dead eyes the way we like em…a botox fail to some is a botox win to others…while staring at her good old wholesome country tits.

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Here’s some Jessica Simpson, getting older, looking older, but rocking some seriously strong legs for the strong leg fetishists…thanks in part to Weight Watchers for making her tolerable, while allowing her to maintain those tits…tits that she’s had to carry around all these years…and that are probably the reason her legs are so muscular…because when you have tits like this…it’s like carrying a couple of sandbags around everywhere you go….

Now I’m not a fan of Jessica Simpson, I don’t find her amazing, and a I don’t think her mid 30s crossfit looking body is appealing…but the talent pool is shallow in the entertainment industry…there aren’t many new comers…it’s all the same old people being circulated while the world forgets to make new stars because they are too busy watching youtubers….

So instead of this being the “new” Jessica Simpson, 18 or 19 and hot…we’re still talking about the old one’s legs…and she hasn’t even made new shitty music…so maybe it’s just because I’m out of touch…or maybe it’s because I am stuck in the past…but I like to think it’s because of her squeezed into this short skirt….yep….

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How many dudes do you think have jerked off to this picture of Jessica Simpson…that one could argue is the worst picture of Jessica Simpson….because she’s out of focus, she’s blocking out her tits…her face is a fucking fuzzy mess…and the fact that she uploaded this shit confuses me….but that true Jessica Simpson fans fucking love because she’s in bed and they know that’s where she fucks…masturbates and probably eats all her BBQ or cakes when she’s laying there for weeks at a time, before being forced to get back to the gym to manage her weight…lots of money depends on that…and if she falls off…she will get sued…

I’m thinking at least one…

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