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2016

31

Mar

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits Busting Out of a Bikini of the Day

Just yesterday I was trying to jerk off to a set of huge sloppy natural tits spilling out of a bra – like it was the good old days when I could get an erection….

I was just craving a set of tits, in an era where I’ve been exposed to small tits, and I was willing to accept that they come with a chubby girl attached…

I just stared and stared and it spoke to my fucking soul, making me think that maybe my mom never breast fed me, why was I all of a sudden into the DDs when I’ve been into ass and pussy for so long, and fully accepting of tits of all small to average size…

I guess we just need variety, or maybe…as Jessica Simpson proves in these big tit bikini pics…it’s awesome.

These pics…are everything….

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2016

14

Mar

Jessica Simpson Grabbing her Tit Getting Tongued of the Day

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The one thing I like about Jessica Simpson is how subtle she is.

You can really tell that she’s from the heartland, a good wholesome American made creature from heaven…who lets her husband fondle her, because they are married and that’s ok, husbands can tongue their goddamn wives while their wives grab their own tits…it’s the American way…goddammit..

From popstar retard with big tits, to fat chick with big tits, to married mom with big tits…she’s always been constant..with her big tits…

I am into it…

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2016

29

Feb

Revisiting Jessica Simpson’s Caged in Tits of the Day

These Jessica Simpson pictures happened last week and I didn’t notice them – because I don’t give a fuck about Jessica Simpson tits. She’s over 30, a mom, fat for the last decade, married, did I mention a mom….she’s also an idiot, a puppet, uninteresting, boring and only skinny due to corporate sponsorship…

That said, look at these fucking tits…

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2016

16

Feb

Jessica Simpson Bikini Tits of the Day

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I guess Jessica Simpson is feeling sexy, because she’s posing like some instagram whore who also works as a stripper since being a cam girl is too risky for her personal brand you know seeing as people can record webcam shows and all that…all rocking some daisy dukes shirts and a bikini bra for her big old mom tits, looking far less fat than she was at her fattest and far older than she was at her hottest, but still Jessica Simpson in a bikini top….

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2016

20

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s In a Bikini of the Day

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I posted some of these pics of Jessica Simpson in a bikini yesterday – where I said:


The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China…

But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body..

She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape…

I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then…

I didn’t re-read my post, but if I said it, I stand by it, especially if there are fat jokes, mom pussy jokes, and even her dad being a homo despite being a Jesus freak..jokes…

I still think her spread leg pussy flash is the most important work she’s done to date…

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2016

19

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

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The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China…

But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body..

She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape…

I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then…

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2015

01

Dec

Jessica Simpson’s Fitness Ass of the Day

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I couldn’t end the day with a talentless little troll who was born into a porn family and thus has the right or the star power to promote nonsense products to the vapid youth that follow her….

Even if I see comedy in her wearing assless pants like a homo at the leatherbar on a Saturday night..

I figured, I should post this doctored picture of mom and fitness guru to the fat middle americans who buy her affordable clothing that has made her a billionaire…Jessica Simpson…

Because she knows that being fat does pay, but in her case it paid to make her lose the weight, bringing her to this healthy place where she feels comfortable, sexy and willing to show off that mid 30s mom ass…

She’s more of the mom who’s tits you stare at, but this booty’s something different, and at least when she does it, it’s because she earned the right to do it, through being a pop icon…rather than a Kardashian…who is just garbage…

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2015

09

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s See Through to Tit Shirt of the Day

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Apparently, you can see nipple in sweater thanks to flash bulbs and cheap Jessica Simpson fabrics used in her quick to market, K-Mart brand of clothing….that just can’t handle being stretched out over her notoriously huge tits, huge tits, that haven’t turned into pecs despite all the fitness she’s committed herself to, in order to fulfill her Weight Watchers contract and really to fulfill her obligations as a pop star, who may not do music anymore, but instead makes babies while her dad fucks boys, her sister makes half black babies, and her husband cashes in on being the dude who fucks the dumb blonde chick everyone wanted to fuck 15 years ago….

I guess what I’m saying, is that I think these pics are substantial, well deserved, a little late to the game with the nipples, but glad she tries, despite her billions of dollars..

I guess what I’m saying is that I love when married moms use their tits as the last thing they have going for them in terms of sex appeal to get attention..

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Here is a beautifully shot video of her from the night..

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2015

02

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day

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Here’s Jessica Simpson and her husband / baby daddy doing a little Christie Brinkley with Chevy Chase….

Jessica Simpson, has some strong fucking legs…that make sense since she was 400 pounds due to the wrong kind of eating disorder…and had to carry herself….around…too and from the Texan BBQ shop…and I’d say the bank where the millions of weight watchers money was…that almost became a lawsuit that her management decided to use as motivation for her to get in shape because a fat Jessica is a lot less marketable when they need her to perfrom to promote her garbage low grade fashion brand she does a billion in sales with a year…money she probably doesn’t really see, she’s like Britney, just a half retard puppet collecting checks…

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2015

24

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Nipple #TBT of the DAy

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I think the biggest thing that happened yesterday – was Jessica Simpson’s nipple…and since were all pretty basic dudes who love huge tits, no matter how much feminists want to make tits de-sexualized, even though feminists make you tweak and suck their nipples while they hate fuck you, and even though their pussies get wet while feeding their kids, and even though nipples even for the sake of one year of work still get us hard at our core….all the other days of the nipple’s lifetime….

I figure I’ll post it again…and link to MORE OF THEM JESSICA SIMPSON IN THE BROWN DRESS HUGE TIT NIPPLE FUN

It’s like a cow, in a wig and a dress, ready to be milked…good old Texas Ranchero fetish shit…

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