Jessica Simpson is always a blast from the past, you know when I started the site 11 years ago, and she was one of the key babes dudes were jerking off to…I think she was even on her TV show at the time…doesn’t matter…what does matter are these tits….

Nothing says K-Mart billionaire like a solid set of pretty exposed Texan Titties…the perfect level of middle american trash, turned country star the Christians love, turned fashion icon, just not in the fashion world, but rather in the white trash world, because buying two dollar size XXXL pants feels more glamorous when it’s peddled and branded Jessica Simpson…

I am a fan of any girl who can be paid to get fit by weightwatchers, even after a bunch of babies and an eating disorder, when they are capable of maintaining them tits…

Sure, she’s probably beat the fuck up, soft, sloppy, with an broken down pussy from babies, sex, being hollywood and overeating…

But in a lace bra…in public..in black and white…she’s good enough for me to stare…but then again…I’ll stare at any tits..

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Jessica Simpson known for her huge tits, still has her huge tits, despite having lost a ton of weight based on a weight watcher’s contract, back when all she’d do is eat…

She even did some family planning around that contract, because if she was pregnant, they couldn’t demand their millions of dollars back…

I guess she’s also known for her stupid Walmart brand clothing line for the masses, the Christians who make no money, but are okay with a shitty life thanks to God…you know the people you want to sell product to, because they’ll buy into anything…

Here she is talking…on Fallon…about her kids….to bring you down from…”OMG TITS”….we call this the video castration….because a woman talking about her kids, and not her tits, is a woman I have zero interest in listening to, but I’ll still stare at her tits.

If you look past her box, and below her gunt, you can see her cameltoe…

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Jessica Simpson still has big tits…

Without them she would have nothing…..sure she’d still have a lot of money…..and a relevant late 90s pop career…but without them tits, I would have totally forgot who Jessica Simpson is or was….

I guess after bowing out of the pop music industry to sit on her billion dollar a year Walmart brand, because why tour and sing, when can just sit around and eat you face off, until Weight Watchers steps in with a legal team to make you drop the weight..to fulfill your contract….you might as well showcase those tits when you are obligated to go out of the house…because that’s what people want..not your cheesy, Christian friendly, vanilla bullshit….the tits, it’s always been the tits…because we love blondes with big tits..it’s in our DNA…it’s what makes America…America..

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Jessica Simpson still has strong legs…

Possibly from carrying her around when she was fat as fuck bfore, during and after pregnant….

Provng that obese people can have muscles under the obesity…you just need to get a million dollars from Weight Watchers to lose that weight, rather than lose those muscular legs to diabetes…

I don’t know what a Friday at 9 pm Jessica Simpson leg is important to post…but I’m sticking to posting it…

Blame alcoholism

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Here’s some Jessica Simpson in a one piece bathing suit…showing off her jacked legs, her broad bulldog shoulders, and her narrow hips that you’d expect would be more feminine because she’s had those two kids, and she’s not old enough to hit menopause yet, but she is old enough to be irrelevant, while sitting on her mountain of money a decade after she was a massive star with her own reality show all thanks to her gay father who loved making as much money as he could…in order to have a good life filled with fucking young twinks into his retirement…

I guess what I’m trying to say is…look at Jessica Simpsons tits….because she’s got them, despite the weight loss…and I’ll venture to say…she’ll probably have them for the rest of her life, unless shes the 1 in 10 women who gets breast cancer…thanks to all the chemicals and hormones in our food … especially the junk food she spent a good 10 years addicted to when she Brian Wilsoned herself into obesity…before Weight Watchers made her 10 million dollars to get to this…

Yay.

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Jessica Simpson posted this picture of herself on her instagram because trannies are all the rage..

I kind of liked her better when she was a big sloppy overeating cow of a woman, before Weight Watchers made her drop the weight or pay back the money they paid her, up on some 50 cent filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying, or hitting the gym shit…

But at least she’s still go the Jessica Simpson tits…even if they are set against thick powerful legs, narrow hips and broad shoulders…

Good times..

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Jessica Simpson Big Tits…Thick Legs…why not celebrate girls who get multi-million dollar contracts to lose weight and pretend a weightloss program actually works, after gaining a ton of weight after singing that contract, instead of losing that weight…

Only, she eventually strapped down to hire a chef and training to get to this level of very strong looking legs….because I guess she didn’t want to pay out…

This was all while not losing her tits…tits that used to mean something…

Now they were an old, washed up and belong to a mom…..with a lot of fucking money…that don’t need to work ever again…but who at one time was like a Kardashian with a reality show.

But still tits…with hard nipples…as tits tend to do…

I am glad she’s not covering her tits like the girl at the grocery store was earlier today, I just didn’t understand how girls are still shy about hard nipples in the heat-to-air-conditioning…struggles of the summer…

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