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2015

07

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Erotica Continues of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is taking advantage of her serious weight loss that I assume was funded by Weight Watchers….and has become the face and body of her billion dollar clothing line…because I guess she can, but more importantly, like all fat chicks who have lost the weight and rediscovered their sex appeal, they want to get the word out there and have people jerk off to them like they were still in their 20s, because all the money in the world can’t buy that…but hours at the gym and not eating cake all day everyday can…

People relate to her…and now that she’s skinny, she’s all about being slutty and romantic, despite all the kids out of wedlock she’s had…we get it, she’s horny as fuck….and so in love…and it is ok because it is her husband….

And like she did with her 50 Shardes of Grey bullshit…here’s another one of her being manhandled…but I just find it weird…and awkward..even tacky…like a poster in a trailer park…which I guess is about right…considering…

TO SEE HER 50 SHADES OF GREY WEIRDNESS CLICK HERE

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2015

19

Mar

Drunk Jessica Simpson of the Day

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Here’s a solid built, no longer fat, very muscular Jessica Simpson possibly drunk, possibly medicated, possibly just trying to communicate on an empty stomach, or maybe just on speed, diet pills…or whatever…

Highlight of this interview, from the perspective of a drunken pervert, is pretty much the entire creepy interview…as she struggles..

But when she says her kid’s dad is her boyfriend, it reminded me of a pre-homosexual Joe selling his kids of for his personal gain, in what was creepy before learning he liked cock…

I don’t know where her publicist was, or why they allowed this to happen, but I am glad they did…the only fail is that I’m trying to jerk off to her armpit fat, because it’s practically tit…

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2015

04

Mar

Jessica Simpson in Short Shorts of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is taking advantage of her serious weight loss that I assume was funded by Weight Watchers….and has become the face and body of her billion dollar clothing line…because I guess she can, but more importantly, like all fat chicks who have lost the weight and rediscovered their sex appeal, they want to get the word out there and have people jerk off to them like they were still in their 20s, because all the money in the world can’t buy that…but hours at the gym and not eating cake all day everyday can…

All this to say, she looks amazing…photoshopped, old, half retarded hick with a homosexual father peddling bullshit cheap products to people who can’t even afford her discount prices or not…I’m into it…but that’s just because I am into everything, I am so open minded and welcoming as a person…

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2015

16

Feb

Jessica Simpson 50 Shades Grey of the Day

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This is just weird. Jessica Simpson and her husband did a 50s Shades of Grey shoot for what I assume was themselves, because they are freaks…and figure it would be fun to be sexy and role play now that Jessica isn’t a fucking cow, and has some level of sex appeal back….but this would make me assume she read the book, which is remarkable because after seeing her old TV show, I would assume she didn’t know how to read, then realizing that it probable means 50 shades of grey is primary school caliber english, hence why it was so popular and sold so many copies, because lowest common denominator retards, like Jessica Simpson could get through it, and use it to add spice to her otherwise boring sex life…however from what I’ve been told, all these famous people are all freaks in bed to begin with, because they have everything they want in life…so I’m sure a little S&M is nothing new to her..but to share this with the public is just fucking strange…mainly because you know this gets her wet and they fuck to the fact that they let everyone in on this…weird…

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