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2018

18

Apr

Kate Upton Cameltoe of the Day

Kate Upton Cameltoe in Pink Leggings

I like to think that Kate Upton is one of the first plus sized models who had the balls to pretend that she wasn’t plus sized, possibly because she was getting paid hefty, or maybe because she didn’t realize she was hefty, despite anyone having seen her in a bikini knew that those fat tits at 19, were soon going to be a fat everything, and that her life would be her fighting with being fat, pretending she’s not fat, but if she’s lucky the tits were so big and impressive, despite being sloppy and gross, that they would carry her for a few years in the eyes and heart of the American Man…and I guess it did..

I never found her hot, I always called her fat, people would actually get mad at that and call me a faggot, despite me thinking fucking fat chicks is more of a faggot thing to do, because they don’t know the difference between hot chick or gay chick, they just know they don’t like what they got their dick inside….not to mention this is the internet and I’m not here to look at fucking pigs, big tits or not, I want to top tier pussy in photos, getting paid…it’s part of the fantasy…the same way you perverts have your fetish videos on porn tube sites…my fetish is girls who aren’t fucking pigs…

Either way, fat Kate Upton, trying to not be fat, is so hungry that even her pussy’s getting a mouth full…eat up…yum.

Even her dog’s like “Wtf is this bitch onto”..

HEre’s the monster in lingerie – because that’s what she’s good for…

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2018

13

Mar

Fat Kate Upton Titty Whoring of the Day

Kate Upton's fat tits in a bra

THAT’s the shit Paul Marciano likes…about 15 years later than when he liked it…but it’s nice to know that she’s still out there using her tits to get paid, despite already being rich, and having a rich pro athlete boyfriend, thanks to all her Sports Illustrated work putting her in the Sports world, making weird bro athletes think she’s the hottest shit ever, when really she’s not the hot chick, she’s the steatorrhea, which is also known as FATTY stool, because girl’s been plus sized back when plus sized pretended it was normal sized….because the media lies, but the poor people who showed up on set with sample sizes for her shoots scrambled…

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2018

06

Mar

Kate Upton’s Fat Tits of the Day

Kate Upton big fat tits in a black lace bra

Kate Upton may be a monster…but when she has her tits in what must be an overly supportive bra…I’m talking engineered by the people at SPACEX…to support these sloppy shits…

She matters, she’s relevant, she’s got all the talent her rich, entitled, brat needs…

Even though the rest of her is broad backed, dumpy and terrifying….

I will never think she deserved the fame she got, because she’s nothing special….but I do understand why these monster tits are celebrated in a world of perverts who love big tits…

Keep em coming fatty…it’s the only thing she’s consistent on.

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2018

02

Mar

Kate Upton in Leggings of the Day

Kate Upton fat ass in pink leggings

Let’s hope that Kate Upton is pregnant, because no celebrated bikini model, no matter how big her tits, should look this fucking sloppy….

I’ve been ripping into Kate Upton for awhile…because she’s overhyped, not hot, and just a huge set of tits that aren’t even good tits, but that dudes got excited about when she was 18…but no longer 18…and totally grown into the tits…

But YOGA pants make vile asses looking good…but for some reason…that ain’t happening here…because UPTON is gross.

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2018

01

Mar

Kate Upton Fat in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton Fat in a Bikini

Kate Upton, the activist who has a personal vendetta against GUESS? because the founder/creater/pervert behind the brand grabbed at her big tits, the only THING anyone cares about when it comes to Kate Upton, back when she was just starting out her scam to high pay days…because she feels violated, that it’s wrong, as most women who are the life support system for huge tits feel when they are reduced to just their tits…

The reason she’s mad is because Guess? did a fake PR move saying they are doing an internal investigation of the pervert owner who has always been a pervert who uses his money and brand to get pussy who want to be a Guess? Girl…which I guess takes away her coming forward….

I think it’s great to call out the perverts because EVERYONE is a fucking pervert and all these rich execs in tech, fashion, art, entertainment, ADVERTISING are the fucking worst…

The funniest thing is that the people in PORNO that I’ve met are more decent with the girls who are actual sexualized whores, where as the mainstream, that acts so elitist and above porn are the fucking dirt bags…

I’ve been doing the site forever, and I’ve been rejected ads from people like Grand Theft Auto for being too hardcore, a game where you actually beat hookers…told me I was too hardcore…not to mention, any money people from big agencies, are all fucking power tripping perverts, that’s why they do what they do…

POINT being….Here she is in a BIKINI….with her big fucking tits…doing TITTY things…

Kate Upton white and black bikini showing tits

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2018

23

Feb

Pregnant Looking Kate Upton of the Day

 Kate Upton gunt on the red carpet in a gold dress

Kate Upton has been pregnant as far as I’ve been concerned since her second week of modeling, as she blew the fuck up, caught up to what I thought was milk filled fat mom in her 40s tits, but that were really just a sloppy 19 year old that everyone who used her ignored her obesity, cuz she got hits and was famous so they pretended she was skinny and busty, which was so weird, but people bought into it – because of her tits, famous for tits, obesity ignored cuz of tits, it was like the whole world was like my friend who used to fuck even the most disgusting fat chick because he loved the big tits….

Gross.

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2018

06

Feb

Kate Upton Fat Girl in SHORTS of the Day

Kate Upton Fat in Jean Shorts

Kate Upton, in fascinating Kate Upton news, was actually raised in Florida, which makes her story all the more trashy, despite having a grandfather who invented WHIRLPOOL appliances…her father was a high school gym teacher, and she spent her days riding horses, before she was too heavy for the sport…because that’s what rich WASPs do….

She was originally found at a Casting call in Miami, and moved to NEW YORK, where at 18 she was the face of GUESS?, her first international campaign before Marciano sold her off to SI, because they do have a partnership GUESS? and SI and work together on building out the celebrity of these models to make them a bigger deal…and now…she’s not only showing off her weird chubby awkward shaped body in short…but she’s also calling out Marciano…THE MAN WHO MADE HER CAREER…a sexual predator…because I guess a young, dumb, eager Kate Upton…motorboated his ass and has been able to LIVE the fucking dream because of it.

I am not all for sexual predators, but to call out the man who bascially gave you the life she lives, there would be no SI, No Champion Pitcher Husband, she’d be working at hooters…I mean except for her starting out rich…but you know what I mean…if you sell your soul to the devil you can’t get mad at the devil…but you can put on shorts and creep us all out.

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Here she is in pink leggings – because why not…

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2018

01

Feb

Kate Upton in Leggings is Not Kate Upton Topless of the Day

Kate Upton Cameltoe Leggings

I have a theory that if you do one thing well, stick to it, maybe develop on it, but don’t go into something completely off brand….

I don’t actually do anything well, so I just sort of flounder here like a fish gasping for air, which I guess I do well, so I stick to it.

I do not think it’s good for a business person, who is good at business, to attempt to be a pro athlete, or an athlete to become a woman after a series of sex change operations…but I guess it happens…doesn’t mean it shoot happen…

And I do not think it is good for a titty model. With huge tits. To do anything but titty model, cuz seeing her in her leggings is lackluster..

I know she probably thinks “Oh I’m a model, all of me is part of me, and I am a whole package” but she’s wrong…her tits are what made her, what she’s good at, stick to that..the rest of her is average at best…even creepily shaped and awkward…

Here’s her ass anyway…in pink pants that are pretty tight…holding her all together…in place…if you look close enough you may be able to see her cameltoe…

Kate Upton Cameltoe

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2018

15

Jan

Kate Upton’s Body is So Fucking Weird of the Day

Kate Upton in a White Bra

Kate Upton is in Miami shooting a lingerie campaign for a lingerie company, because apparently, companies still think Kate Upton matters, and will sell product, even though it’s not 5 years ago, but I guess in the defence of the lingerie company, they are European and have no real clue what’s going on in the US market, and figure “this bitch is expensive, she must sell product, let’s use her”…when in reality, there are so many better options for them…

What I find interesting in this shoot, is not Kate Upton’s finally getting in shape after years of being massive, fat, and weird looking, I find the tits still winner, especially when pushed the fuck up…

What I find interesting is when cross referencing her tits with her paparazzi pics, I just can’t buy into her nonsense…her body is weird looking, she terrifies me, even when naked, but I guess when naked or half naked, I can be distracted by the huge tits and forget how weird the rest of her is..

WHO KNOWS…but it’s weird…

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2017

19

Dec

Kate Upton for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton is some serious fucking clickbait, anyone who uses her for any sort of anything, is strictly doing it because tits get hits…and people like hits because hits make them money…

Kate Upton is not 18 years old with big tits anymore, she’s older, washed up, and her mid section has caught up with her tits, despite her two years of fitness, she’s still plus sized, yet she’s still seen as this magical creature…and overall…it makes little too no sense, but maybe, she’s just representative of the AMerican dream, entitled rich kid with big tits, marketed to the masses to make more money, even though she’s really nothing special…but she’s hyped man…by the man…

And I guess I’m not complaining – the world needs tits….

In other Clickbait News….Alexis Ren also Did the Love Magazine Calender….and it was pretty aggressive on her working out…because she’s pretty much a slutty half naked, hot body, young girl….with monster bolt on tits and a great ass she knows how to pose seductively….and 500,000 people watched it in 2 days….and really it’s fucking pornographic..but Youtube Doens’t seem to mind even though they delete 90 percent of my content that is not this hardcore…because there is FAVORITISM!!

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2017

20

Nov

Kate Upton Has Cleavage of the Day

Kate Upton Has Cleavage

Baseball wife Kate Upton was at some event with her big tits out – because those big tits are the only reason she’s a baseball wife..

I mean if you really wanted to dig into why she’s a baseball wife…you’d have to start with her grandfather or great grandfather who started Whirlpool appliances….you know WHIRLPOOL APPLIANCES…back in the 1920s when washing machines first started entering EVERY SINGLE HOUSEHOLD…

Then a few generations of rich kids later, they produced this big titty creature, who at 17 was just tits, so they figured throw her into modeling, Sports Illustrated swim, give the family a second shot at mainstream success..

Then she got fat, but SI kept using her, because their Analytics said she sold magazines….put her on the cover, men like big sloppy tits….and eventually..because marketined as this “hot” chick..who I don’t think is hot…but perfect for her Baseball Husband…

My favorite memory of her is when the baseball husband’s phone was hacked and nudes of him, her, and all kinds of other groupies were leaked…Brilliant…but she stuck through and now gets to look like a 40 year old being racy thanks to her pilates addiction for the company Christmas party…this looks like…

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2017

02

Nov

Fat Kate Upton Thighs Celebrating Houston Win of the Day


Kate Upton’s dick she’s addicted to and stuck with even after his phone was hacked and all kinds of nudes of other girls were leaked – you know boys will be boys – just won the world series, and thus will be making more money and bonuses, and thus will knock her up, assuming she’s not already knocked up based on her sheer size, that is fucking huge…

What people don’t realize is that sure she’s happy for the win, the money, the success, the dude in a high, perfect chance to cheat on her with all the fans…

But she’s really only at the game for all the hot dogs she can get for free…fat as fuck…look at those thighs…perfect for a Texas win…you know start eating those Texas portions like you’re Jessica Simpson while her dad’s out diddling boys so he can’t stop her from eating all the BBQ…

That said this is supposed to be her at 18…..better than her at however many years she’s been eating since then.

Fat Kate Upton Thighs Celebrating Houston Win

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2017

16

Oct

Kate Upton Pig on the Beach for SI of the Day

Kate Upton Pig on the Beach for SI

Kate Upton is still shooting for Sports Illustrated, I guess it’s been a slow year for Kate Upton and she wants the press, or maybe SI thinks of her as clickbait that helped carry them into the new media generation with her clickbait content that people viewed, only to not feature her last year and feel the burn of not having her, or at least that’s what they attributed to the failure of the latest issue they put out, where they chose plus sized model clickbait Ashley Graham and not plus sized model they pretend isn’t plus sized Kate Upton and they can’t have that happen again….but I guess they don’t realize that every shameless girl with an iPhone is taking pics as good as their catalog…even girls as high profile as their bullshit acts….and there’s no need for the middleman, the middleman is instagram..

That said, Kate Upton is massive, even after a year or two of fitness, dealing with being fat, her body is so fucking freaky looking, the tits still sloppy though and I guess that’s what we care about in her attempt to curve genetics wanting her to be 1000 pound pussy….well…she’s just a pig in a bikini…and these are the pics..

Her

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2017

12

Oct

Kate Upton’s Topless Bikini Shoot Fall of the Day

Kate Upton's Topless Bikini Shoot Fall

Kate Upton has been working out for the last 3 years to fit into a bikini again, despite having a dumpy, even gross, sloppy tit body that America fucking loves…

So SI need the clickbait and brought the broad back back to the beach, where they had her stand on something she fell the fuck off, only for the 40 person production team, because it takes a team to make shitty played out photoshoots, of shitty played out bitches, look good…and no nipples were flashed in the making of this publicity stunt the paid paparazzzi put out…because that’s not in her contract…she’s Hollywood now..

Dumb. Yes..her butt unimpressive. Yes. All this shit doesn’t matter. Totally.

She’s so fancy and rich and famous now…isn’t she…

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2017

11

Oct

Kate Upton Sloppy Tit Comeback Tour of the Day

Kate Upton is an overrated sloppy titted over exposed, played out, old, washed up, but still sloppy titted, pile of bullshit…but that doesn’t stop Sports Illustrated from making clickbait videos of her…

The footage could be old, who knows, it’s not that complex of a video, a video that works out nicely for everyone involved, it gets SI back on the map, Kate Upton talked about, and that’s really all they are here for..

She may just be some rich kid with a big titty dream of using her family money to make that big titty dream a reality, by showing off the big titty…

A dream that thanks to her big titty turned out to be an attainable dream, and all it took was some sloppy natural tits and the right angling with the right magazine at the right time to get that fan base locked in…

Locked in thanks to people being perverts blinded by the tits.

She’s now in movies, an actual celebrity, and all it took was big tits, that even when the rest of her caught up to the tits, and made her a big sloppy mess, and her tits were big enough to tuck into her boxers…she still gets people watching because we are all big titty loving perverts and that’s all I have to say about that.

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