This photoshoot makes me laugh because I spoke to someone in Miami who was involved in it, and she kept going on and on about how nice Kate Upton was, but how fat and amazed she was that she was there doing a campaign….you know the kind of model who requires serious photoshop and staging so that her belly doesn’t split the sample sizes they’ve already taken out to fit her massive body…

Now I don’t hate Kate Upton, I don’t care that she’s a rich kid who had the right support, I don’t care that her dumpy body and sloppy tits went viral to the Nascar / Carl’s Jr / White trash male crowd….I actually like the stories I hear about her being an exhibitionist, who loves being naked on set, and loves fucking everyone…

But I do find this a funny way to use her, knowing she made 100k or more for this…it’s like a girl posed as unsexy, unrevealing as possible…because she’s no Victoria’s Secret model….

Either way here are the pics:

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Some obscure magazine, that I don’t actually think is an actual magazine, called Manic Magazine, put out some pics of Kate Upton, and anyone who knows anything about Kate Upton will tell you that she’s an exhibitionist slut who loves to fuck everyone, but more importantly, they’ll tell you she’s fucking fat, disgusting, a monster and has no business being a model, but the companies use her and try to rebuild her in post production, because she’s hugely popular, her tits gets hits and action for them, and it’s worth paying photoshoppers to work on her…

So either these pics are very fucking old, or very fucking doctored…but they are in no way representative of Kate Upton…but I’ll post them anyway, because people love this bitch.

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Nothing like a little or in this case big…very big…Kate Upton gunt busting out of her one size to small, but already huge pants….to celebrate the Holiday season and the Holiday weight you are going to put on with all the eating and drinking….only with Kate Upton, who got her start early, like 3 years ago, when her metabolism slowed down, her fame led her to eating, yet she is still the most searched model on the internet according to google, and google knows all, since dudes clearly like tits…even when they come with dumpy stomachs and asses…because they are able to mentally crop all that out…thanks to being blinded by tits…that aren’t even good tits…but that are big tits…

All this to say is that this Anna Nicole Smith bootleg…is fat as fuck…for a model…and that I am pretty amazed…she’s still relevant…but I assume she won’t be for long…but maybe I’m just old school and girls spilling over their pants aren’t bikini models to me…

Either way, she’d make a good Mall Santa you get to titty fuck…but she’s better, still fat, but better, when she’s in her self shot nudes…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kate Upton got naked for Sports Illustrated, which is a good thing if you’re into big sloppy tits and have the ability to crop out big sloppy bodies to fixate on those big slippy tits, like so many dudes clearly are capable of doing, why else would she exist….

She’s pretty much the worst, but has a connected family, that helped make her magic happen, and Sports Illustrated, where her biggest supporters….

I’ve heard all kinds of gossip about her, from her walking around on set fully naked because she loves being naked and looked at, as most sluts do, to her her being so gross that she shouldn’t be walking around naked because she’s disgusting….

I’ve seen her nudes, they were fine, as expected, she’s a tank of a woman, who shits of modeling as a whole…but she’s got tits…and clearly that’s enough…

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Game of War – Decisions from Jeguk Group on Vimeo.

Apparently this videogame is one of the biggest mobile videogames to ever exist. It is called This is War – Fire Age or something equally nerdy, virginal, and expected to be a huge hit game because what the fuck else are socially awkward kids doing with their free time, not a whole fucking lot…so they cast Kate Upton to distract them, lure them, excited them and make them think she is on their game too, and that one day they may meet her along the RPG way….and the whole thing is fucking weird, but not as weird as Kate Upton’s acting, or the fact they don’t shoot much of her tits down, because everyone knows that below the tits, she’s a fucking train wreck….to look at…and apprently this whole campaign cost 40 million dollars…waste of money….

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Sometimes the wind is a fucking pervert…it blows up dresses of girls…at the perfect time…like when the paparazzi are standing by to capture the moment…sometimes it misses the mark and blows up the skirt of some overrated fat chick, piggish model with too much hype, who doesn’t deserve the fame she’s got – but her family is rich and made it happen for her and sometimes it gets actually hot asses I want to see being flashed unsuspecting…sometimes on girls no wearing panties…

Today, it got Kate Upton…an ass if you really want to see in all it’s glory, is available on google in hundreds of sexts she sent, making her cooler than I first thought she was, but still overrated…and dumpy…not that you care…you like anything with massive tits…and to you and your small town…she’s skinny as fuck because she can actually stand and doesn’t need the motorized scooter to get around….

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I am going to assume Kate Upton’s boyfriend’s phone was hacked and that not all these girls are Kate Upton, but some of them clearly are, and she’s not half as bad as she is in bikinis, because I guess her fat when not strapped and harnessed in, is less offensive and less pig like…

I still feel like I’m watching the nature channel…or babe pig in the bedroom…but I am an asshole.

CONTINUE THE CONVERSATION IN THE stepFORUM

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When you’re given a fat model…you gotta make magic…by covering her the fuck up…

And that’s exactly what ELLE did…they are like “Shit, we have to book Kate Upton to keep a good relationship with the agency, and she’s relevant, but she’s so fucking fat, we shoot models, we’re not used to this”…

Then some fag, comes up with the genius “let’s cover that monster up”…”throw cake at her to distract her, she’ll have no fucking clue”….

To see her massive fat girl tits at the Detroit Tigers/Yankees game CLICK HERE

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I’ve been calling Kate Upton a pic since day one. I have been getting hate mail for calling Kate Upton a pig since day one. I was just fascinated how someone with average looks and a really shitty body could get as far as she did. Then I found out that her grandfather invented the Washing Machine, that she was rich as fuck, and I guess rich girls know people, and those people, hooked a sister up…

So all my seemingly hateful things I said about Kate Upton, were really me just trying to make sense of her. Knowing tits that big would have a belly and ass that would catch up…but maybe, just maybe she’d take all the criticism to heart, stop eating, start working out and really show kids how to be hot and healthy all at the same time…

But apparently, she was more into the cash grab, take all the jobs she can get and then land a pro Athlete, because they run in the same circles, seeing as she’s a Sports Illustrated model…then settle down and have kids because despite saying she’s 22, she has the body of a 38 year old about to use up her last egg…

But here she is, walking the streets for the paparazzi…in what looks like Maternity wear….up on some Roseanne Barr during the fat years kick…

Is it possible that she’s pregnant, or is she just fat?

Who Knows. Who Cares…well I guess Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers does….

Who Knows. Who Cares…well I guess Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers who are 2-1 favorites TONIGHT and not whether Kate Upton is Fat or Pregnant, because even if she’s pregnant – she’s still too fat to be a top model and with every picture taken of her – she mocks the entire industry. Now stare at her big everything and love it, or hate….just know it exists.

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