I find it interesting, but not really that interesting, that a model in her early 20s…manages to look like a 45 mom on family vacation in pretty much every single photoshoot she’s ever done. It’s creepy.

It’s like even with jean technology and lulu lemon leggings that make a booty pop, even on fat chicks, I see this shit daily, a overrated pig like Kate Upton can come along and pose for the paps on her balcony, looking like she’s celebrating her divorce and the kids being with the dad for the week she’s in Australia…

It’s weird…but not as weird as her saying she hated her tits, then retracting that statement, and saying she loves her body, when really, she shouldn’t, even if every-man america loves it…

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Here is the trailer for some Kate Upton first movie bullshit that I call casting Kate Upton for publicity because she’s got a ridiculous loyal fan base who despite her shortcomings and shitty body, they still love her and think she’s great…especially that people at SI, she got them through the economic crisis….

The hightlight of the movie is when Cameron Diaz pretends to praise Kate Upton for having a great body, when you know she hates every second and every word she says of that part of the script, but being such a top tier actress who is always the same person in every movie, she managed to power through….

Looking at these gifs of her hardly there ass, set against her very there gut, buried under her obviously there, cuz they are sloppy and hanging all over the motherfucker and should have been reduced, because it’s not normal for a 20 year old to need a breast lift…tits…isn’t as fun as it should be…

And if one movie starring Cameron Diaz as the babe, or love interest, or Key Player who is Playing herself, here’s another movie of her that really shows off her depths and makes us questions “WHY THE FUCK DON’T THEY CAST OTHER PEOPLE FOR THESE SHITTY MOVIE ROLES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS TWAT”…here’s her movie called Sex Tape, that would have been better if I wrote it, because I am an expert on the sex tape scene and I wouldn’t cast ugly and old played out assholes.

Here’s her see through to nipples to keep you excited you geriatric loving weirdo…

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Kate Upton is a socialite….that’s how she made it….her great grandfather invented the washing machine, even if by the looks of her you’d think he invented refined sugar, fast food, and the fridge…and she put herself out there, scammed her way into a campaign, and Sports Illustrated created her because she was too fat to be an actual model, and fat America loved her because she was less fat than the fat they were used to….and when she tries to do fashion…like this…you see just how garbage she is…unless you are me, because if you are me, you are just happy she’s clothed…

I mean why is this sloppy titty model doing fashion…it’s so weird…or just fashion being contemporary to get mainstream clicks…who knows…she sucks…while she’s not stuffing her face…

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It’s nice to see plus sized marine mammals getting work on the beach…it’s like usually they just make a documentary on these fuckers to try to shut down Sea World…that everyone watches and feels bad about until they book their trip to San Diego and go to Sea World…

Sure I am not into overrated fat chicks…modelling shoes, at least I assume this is for shoes, fat chicks love shoes…but I am into celebrating that however awful the new SI cover is, at least it’s not Kate Upton, but rather the 3 other models who get the most buzz on social media..

Because SI are a bunch of whores who use whores to make money.

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If you want to take pics of Kate Upton to showcase how she’s just a really fucking normal girl with nothing really to offer…the kind of girl who serves you at McDonalds and who sneaks one too many fries…you do it like this..

You get her unfit and non-atheltic body in a sweater, you showcase that she can’t do a handstand because she is unfit and non-atheletic and disproportionate..and you publish them like it’s art…

Even if it’s tragedy…totally misuse of sloppy massive tits on a sloppy massive body that like being exposed because it pays the fucking bills..

All this to say…weird..very weird..

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The Super Bowl is a big deal for Kate Upton…

Not necessarily because she’s into Football…

Not necessarily because her fan base is all about that shit…and I don’t mean to shit on every football fan, because I know that football is a huge deal to dudes of all socio-economic backgrounds…I just mean to say that trailer dwelling mass market blue collar Joe the Plumber motherfucker with the 400 pound wife is all about this Kate Upton shit, her awkward body is like some angelic shape from heaven…

But because of all the party snacks…so much food for her to eat her way through…because that’s what pigs do.

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Fatty Kate Upton has been photoshopped aggressively from a fashion magazine that decided to either shit on fashion by using a fat model who has a lot of hype, trying to be controversial like it was a Benneton ad in the 80s, or some other high concept idea that fashion will put together to make some kind of useless yet glamorous social commentary…or maybe they are just trying to garner buzz, get attention because people, mainly white trash dudes love Kate Upton…or maybe they have a quota of fat chicks they need to use in the magazine to be deemed appropriate for young girls to read in this era of hating skinny girls, and turning our backs on skinny girls while encouraging fat girls because obesity fuels fast food industry, junk food industry, health care industry while keeping people lazy as fuck and unable to bother fighting what the government imposes on them…but maybe I’m taking these a bit too seriously…and should just stare at her tits…

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Kate Upton is fat…

I used to get hate mail for writing that, but for some reason I call being irrelevant, the hate mail stopped, but that couldn’t be possible, I run the premiere site on the internet, then I realized that it only stopped because people were being won over and started believing and agreeing with me that she was overrated, had a weird body, was just a sack of sloppy tits with a flat stomach, who was going to end up forgotten and obese…they understood she was just a pawn used to promote Sports Illustrated and make them money selling their magazines to the white trash they sell magazines to…it was always just a scam riding off her viral success…but for some reason the Fashion industry picked her up and here she is for W…

I assume…it has everything to do with them trying to pretend they don’t only use skinny bitches…

Either way here are the pics…

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