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In the event you don’t keep on top of Kate Upton news, like Kate Upton keeps on top of baked goods…she’s won some model of the year, or biggest model of the year award, that would make sense if it was like a pumpkin contest at the fair, you know the whole “this one ways 175 lbs, give her a ribbon”…but that is more about her fame level..and less about her dress size…even though you’d think her dress size would have more of a negative impact on her fame level…but then again people aren’t as logical as me…and they just see tits…and sometimes tits is all you need to fuck a fat bitch you meet at a bar when drunk…so I guess the same logic applies to models…

Who cares…she looks like a fucking walrus…stop loving her.

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Kate Upton being on the cover of Vanity Fair being labeled as the model of the year means one of two things…

1- Cyberbullying / Bullying has won and the war on skinny models, even if they are naturally skinny, has succumbed to all the negative press the last few years, thanks to fat people who hate skinny people, even though skinny people are hotter to look at, you know turning skinny people into the new fat people we frown upon and celebrating fat people because the majority of people are fat and it makes selling product to them easier if the bitch in the ad is the same pant size as her….

or

2- Vanity Fair is jumping on the Kate Upton train to sell copies of the magazine, cuz hell it worked for SI.

I know the staffers at the magazine don’t find her hot, probably laugh at her as they photoshop her gut that has progressively got bigger, but for marketing reasons, they just have to go with it…

The whole thing is funny to me, because I seem to be the only one asking what the fuck is wrong with people and why the fuck is this bitch where she’s at…she’s not hot enough to justify all this….it’s insane…but I guess so are all the lies the media feeds us…

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I didn’t realize that Kate Upton spoke…but apparently in this issue of Elle she does and she’s a genius…

“After my first Sports Illustrated cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I’m not a toy, I’m a human. I’m not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your shit out.”

And…

“People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It’s actually funny. I’m always like, I’m about to pull something on you, and you’re so focused on thinking I’m dumb you’re not even going to know.”

And…

“I was at a photo shoot and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a joke like, ‘Why are you wearing a cross? Like you would be religious.’ And then they took [my necklace] away. I was really affected by that. The whole thing made me realize that I do want [a cross] with me, at all times.”

Maybe she should stick to being fat.

I mean anything she says, even if it remotely made sense, wouldn’t take away from the fact that she’s hormonally imbalanced, and celebrated from having freakishly huge tits, thanks to that hormonal imbalance, that is likely caused by eating jacked up dairy and poultry, because maybe her parents were into buying discount genetically modified shit, rather than eating organic…

So Religious, or Guilty conscious cuz dudes jerk off to her or not, bitch is the one getting half naked for millions and 5 minutes of fame…I think the problem starts with her taking off her clothes…

The one thing I can be sure of is that she’s dealing with this internal conflict with emotional eating…emotional eating I can guarantee will last far longer than her career.

Lastly, is anyone else offended she’s been scooped up by fashion magazine, like she’s more than a Titty model in men’s magazines, I mean she’s the Vida Guerra of her generation, and Vida did rap videos not fucking Vogue…or Elle…it’s kinda ridiculous…

What’s also ridiculous is how they shoot her so that she doesn’t look fat…smoke and mirrors and a whole lot of straps and harnesses….

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Kate Upton has figured out another way to not look like she’s pushing 180 pounds….

I am not talking wearing black cuz it is slimming or loose fitting tailored dresses that cover up her “problem” spots…or how she managers to stretch her average at best face at the right angle so that her double chin stretches out….or even the fact that she’s wearing massive fucking heels or facing the wall at an angle so no one sees her belly….or width…

I am talking posing with a massive picture of herself, because with this optical illusion it’s hard to figure out how big she really is…

She’s always one step ahead…mastering the art of deception while making millions…tricking people into thinking she’s in high demand…insane…..

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Dumpy pig Kate Upton is not just the worst Swimsuit model to ever walk the earth with her really heavy step thanks to weighing 200 fucking pounds….but she’s also the worst at rockin’ see through tops.

I mean you’d think she’d know that her career is falling the fuck off, that people are catching onto her being a pile of shit who doesn’t deserve to be masturbated to, even if her tits are huge….and with that would say “hey, my tits are my key to success, why don’t I skip the bra when I wear this topless shit, flash some nipple and get the adoration of my fans back”….but I guess she realized it would be a liability, because without that bra, those loose hangers have a mid of their own and could either kill, or drown an innocent bystander in a fleshy tidal wave…or maybe, her nipple is big and hangs to the ground like most granny tits…granny tits that have more perk than Upton tit…do…

Whatever the reason, she’s let us down.

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I’ve seen these pose so many times before, whether on Facebook or online dating, and it won’t trick me…partially because I’ve seen Kate Upton’s modeling work, and I know she’s got this dumpy pile of shit belly that doesn’t make any sense to me as to how or why she’s a model, even with her huge tits…but also because I know any girl who puts her hand on her belly, and shoots herself from the tits up…knows exactly what she’s doing and that’s saying “LOOK AT MY FUCKING TITS THEY ARE HUGE AND THUS I AM RELEVANT AND DESERVING OF ALL MY SUCCESS BECAUSE I HAVE MASTERED OPTICAL ILLUSIONS AND TRICKING BASIC DUDES WHO ONLY NEED TITS TO GET EXCITED ABOUT A BITCH”….

Sure, the whole thing would be more upsetting, if she didn’t have these stupid tits, I mean if she was just a flat chested fat model, I’d go into protest outside the SI offices, but like most basic dudes, I appreciate them, even if unlike basic dudes, I hate her for everything else. I’m angry like that. I seek justice for all. Not favoritism for fat girls with fat girl tits.

What a fucking pig.

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This is a step up for Kate Upton, you know a company is properly using her, and instead of squeezing her awkward sloppy fat chick body into a bikini that doesn’t fit properly, they have put her in some clothes, where she can take ownership on her fat chick body, and show off her fat chick tits, to get male attention, rather than humiliate herself half naked.

I mean this is the play all fat girls use in clubs to get laid, it only makes sense for Kate Upton to be doing the same…

Sure I am a firm believer she should be modelling cake, or good southern BBQ, or even some cattle convention, you know things where fat chicks are welcome, like the plus sized Big and Tall shop, or hip hop videos, but this is a step in the right direction for this porker, anything that gets her out of her bikini…is doing a good thing for the people who wrongfully think she’s hot…

Save the bikinis for the hot bodies. I can see enough bikini train wrecks on instagram.

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I repeat…the fat one is an SI Supermodel….but not just any SI Supermodel, their biggest (literally)…She’s been on the cover a lot, because she sells magazines, in an era magazines don’t matter, and they are milking her like the cow she is clearly modelling her body type after…her spirit animal. Even though, she’s fucking fat and has no business modelling bikinis, but I guess the world is open minded to it since 90 percent of girls are fat pigs now…but I am the 10 percent motherfucker…I want my bikini models to not look like dumpy piles of shit.

It makes no fucking sense on a few levels, the first being why dudes like a fat girl just cuz she has tits, wouldn’t it be better if SI found a fit girl with tits? The second being, wouldn’t Kate Upton know she’s expected to be half naked all the time, it is her job, and thus spend days starving herself and working out?…Third being, wouldn’t SI find a fit girl with tits instead of using this one….

If you don’t believe me…here’s another photo evidence of Kate Upton from another angle…she’s the fucking worst, fight it all you want, send in hate male, I am right. Here is proof.

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Yesterday, I met a man who told me how beautiful he found Kate Upton.

I was reminded that not everyone is a hater of fat chicks like me, and that they can take in a huge set of fat chick titties with open arms, because sometimes titties are so great, that you don’t need to to acknowledge the dumpy ass, the gunt, the weird wide hips, or the retard glaze in her eye….

But for some reason, a reason I call, this bitch is not in front of me offering to feed me with her sloppy tits, allowing me to take a step back and judge her on every inch of her body, when I look at her, all I see is a pile of fucking overrated shit, and even her massive tits, that would be fun to play with, don’t have the power to support themselves in a way that makes them look good…but I guess her bikini does…and that’s kinda her move…and that’s what she’s doing in these pics and ultimately, I’m still a dude, and totally down to stare at it..

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Kate Upton continues…

I have gone through the 7 stages of grief with this pig. I was shocked with her success, I denied that other’s were actually into it, I got mad about it, then I tried reasoning with you idiots to try to get you on my anti-Upton cuz she’s weird looking and more importantly, weirdly shaped…even with them titties…I’ve never felt guilt, because I’m a sociopath, and I didn’t get depressed because I don’t care…but I did see question marks every time she was in anything…

I’ve got to the point where I just don’t care either way. I’ve reached acceptance and I have hop…

The fact is that she’s got big tits, and as long as the magazine she is in photoshops out her gut, or make them look like they don’t sag to her belly like a grocery bag filled with dog shit…you know use the strategic top of the industry photography, styling, make-up, after effects…to lean her out and make her hot…How can I really fucking complain…

She’ll be around for awhile, just take it in….and here is her cover for Vogue Brazil

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