Kate Upton is garbage.

I don’t care what magazines she gets in, how much money she makes, how many movie roles she lands, or how many vats of sperm are filled on a daily basis by dudes looking at pics of her around the world….

All I see is the problem with genetically modified food, or more importantly, the hot busy young girl who isn’t done developing, who starts to end developing, and that end is in a place you don’t want it to be, all fat and shit.

I am pretty sure these are old pics because recycled by Allure for their huge Korean market, hoping some get leaked to the north, to show the enemy that Americans are a lazy breed with giant women used as their nuclear bombs…

Who cares, she sucks.

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Kate Upton reminds me of a loose fitting condom, which coincidently would be as played out as Kate Upton if I actually used condoms, because I have a small penis.

She’s overrated, she’s fucked the system, I don’t care how much of a big titty fetishist you are, you know that her belly, or hips or midsection, is not deserving of the attention she’s getting.

Attention that has landed her acting work, in movies, like a fucking talent, that we all know she clearly isn’t, in what is just lies that burn my fucking eyes.

But for some reason, dudes think she’s amazing, and that reason, is brainwashing. The fact she’s as famous as she is, is just one other example of the media saturated retards we’ve become.

And here she is on set in short shorts, that would probably fit you like pants, cuz she’s a monster doin’ the monster mash.

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Hey chubby chasers – if you didn’t get enough fat chicks in tight clothing being obnoxious in the club – acting, dancing and thinking they were hot as fuck because Beyonce has made fat girls think they can make it…or at least dance and drunk dudes week after week who fuck them have made them think they can get all the boys….here’s Kate Upton modeling bikinis.

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There’s always something funny about seeing Kate Upton modeling that I call obesity.

She’s massive, sloppy, chubby, but she’s got skinny legs and big tits, to make her weird bulbous cartoon like torso a little less offensive than it actually is.

She gets so much hype and represents all that is wrong with the internet, you know because without the internet, she’d be working the Walmart cash, but with the internet, and it’s gang of virgin losers, she’s on the cover of magazines, cuz people celebrate her and the mainstream media figure they should do, even though I know, that they know, that she’s Anna Nicole Smith a few years before becoming Anna Nicole Smith….

Here she is with wild animals, cuz she’s a farm animal, for Harper’s Bazaar.

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Autistic/Apsergers weirdos get away with a lot, because if I was to make a video requesting Kate Upton come to my PROM, the police would be at my fucking door, seizing my computers and questioning my intentions for her tits..

But get a jewish weirdo, who is likey good at math, humiliating himself on the internet, because this is his brand of nerd humor, and with being a nerd who is always mocked for being a weirdo, is comfortable in his own skin, even though he shouldn’t be….

And it goes semi viral, she finds it cuter than my video inserting objects in my asshole in a bathtub full of burgers, cuz her belly makes me think she can never turn down burgers.

Either way, I’m just shocked that weirdo high school kids are exactly the same as always, you’d think they’d evolve into a different kind of weird.

This whole thing, and all the bad jokes, makes me uncomfortable, I’m just posting it to put the pressure on Upton to show up an go through with this, cuz every pre-mature ejaculator deserves a chance.

His multi million dollar inheritance and the babes who will be thrown his way, coupled with his dad booking Rihanna for his Bar Mitzvah, aren’t enough winning for this loser.

How about some Kate Upton in the only shoot she’s done that I’ve found her hot….the Nipples getting out of the pool for GQ

Here is her Cat Daddy video..

The amount of nerd semen spilled over this pig…is disgusting.

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Kate Upton making duckface doesn’t have the same impact as it does with teen girls on their facebook profile…you know making their cheekbones pop and their lips look voluminous….like they actually have some level of hotness to them….while for some reason it just makes cubby Kate Upton look like she’s chewing a big meal as fast as she can at the all you can eat buffet cuz there’s so much foot to get through in so little time……

I am not a fan of her sloppiness or her success…but she does have big tits that normally distract me from that….big tits she didn’t bring out in this pic…forcing us to see her for what she’s really worth….

Nothing can save her…I mean except those hangers….

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Her name is Ania….according to her a href=”https://twitter.com/Huliganjettaa” target=”_blank”> TWITTER . she is from Vancouver via Russia thanks to lax immigration laws….she is a mail order bride in training and Kate Upton liked this pictures she posted of herself doing the Kate Upton enough to tweet it saying “Amazing”…..

Now I am not a fan of Kate Upton or her sloppiness, but I am into girls who think they got more to offer than Kate Upton….pretty much going into catty girl on girl “I’m as hot as you, even though I’m not Kate Upton” battles with Kate Upton…only for Kate Upton to support them in their quest of being the next Kate Upton…because as Kate Upton, she’s already won and it is all in good fun, and the chances this bitch make it to the next round of being more than just someone tweeted by Kate Upton….dressed as Kate Upton are slim to none….and by the time it does happen, Kate Upton will be 300 pounds, sitting on 20 million dollars, eating all the burgers her heart desires….

This new Kate Upton is not that hot…but she’s got some tit…

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Kate Upton was in a horribly awkward interview with Jimmy Fallon, who is known for Horribly awkward interviews…that people apparently watch….which is beyond me….but then again….Kate Upton being a covergirl…is also beyond me…..because she’s chubby, sloppy, and not hot enough to get all the hype…especially when I see her interacting with people….with a personality that is not charismatic at all…

I think the highlight of all this is watching her cover her belly strategically….she knows what’s up….that’s how she got so popular….

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This campaign is so fucking appropriate because……FAT GIRLS LOVE SHOES!!!THEY FUCKING LOVE SHOES!!!!!! You see cuz Kate Upton, may not be a fat chick today, but that body is built for obesity and in time….when her metabolism slows down…you will all see what I’ve been saying since first seeing her saggy, hormones in the foot, sloppy tits and weird 40 year old mom hips….

In the event you were wondering….The reason fat girls love shoes is because it is the one thing on them that maintains a constant size…so if she’s a size 7 in college…she’ll likely be a size 7 at 40…..and when shopping for shoes she can get away with the “I’m the same size as I was 20 years ago”….which she cant do when trying on anything else…leaving out any depression that surrounds shopping…hence why fat chicks all have massive shoe collections…it is a fact….a fact as true as Kate Upton being a spokesperson for fat chicks everywhere….in this borderline erotic campaign..cuz luckily for her…she’s not a fat chick yet.

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