Kate Upton reminds me of a loose fitting condom, which coincidently would be as played out as Kate Upton if I actually used condoms, because I have a small penis.

She’s overrated, she’s fucked the system, I don’t care how much of a big titty fetishist you are, you know that her belly, or hips or midsection, is not deserving of the attention she’s getting.

Attention that has landed her acting work, in movies, like a fucking talent, that we all know she clearly isn’t, in what is just lies that burn my fucking eyes.

But for some reason, dudes think she’s amazing, and that reason, is brainwashing. The fact she’s as famous as she is, is just one other example of the media saturated retards we’ve become.

And here she is on set in short shorts, that would probably fit you like pants, cuz she’s a monster doin’ the monster mash.

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