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I think these pictures of Kate Upton at the airport are pretty representative of everything I’ve been saying about Kate Upton…and in the event that you’re a first time reader, let me reiterate….she’s Anna Nicole Smith 2….her body will catch up to her tits cuz she is just 18…and that’s what fucking happens to all busty girls…her body is sloppy, awkward, weird looking….you know dumpy as fuck…but the media love her and eat her up and put her out there…and everyone follows…even though she looks like a fucking pig….She just booked a Mercedes Superbowl Commercial for a lot of money…and fashion magazines like she’s not fat…

All this to say, I am not a fan….and these paparazzi pics…tell a story why,…remember she’s smiling cuz she knows she’s won…

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I saw Kate Upton had posted some of these pictures on Twitter of her recent Elle shoot where she was wearing the Panda hat…to which I wrote “where is the rest of the panday, did you eat it” or something similar…because I am a cyber bully….but more importantly cuz Kate Upton is portly, piggish and even people in the fashion scene don’t get her appeal…but go with it cuz she sells magazines issues to perverts eager to stick them pages together…even though they can just get the pics on the internet….for free due to martyrs like me….

Either way, I don’t hate her and I don’t think calling her sloppy or dumpy is anything but stating fact….but then all her defenders come along and freak out…cuz “have you seen those tits bro”….

Here are the pics cuz I guess it doesn’t matter whether it is baby fat…or slowed down metabolism…

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Kate Upton is great for one thing…being photoshopped in a bikini….to look like a busty 19 year old with huge fertile tits…that although probably sag in the worst way possible…look okay spilling out of a large sized bikini top….

She was manufactured by SI and that’s where she should have stayed, but instead the fashion world picked her up as a legit model, cuz blogs talk about her….

And now she’s doing editorial work, high concept, high production, all while looking like a pig, sucking in her gut, not meant to be a model, but meant to be a dairy queen clerk while going to community college for cosmetics….

It makes no sense, and I tease her all the time about being fat, having an over eating disorder, eating her feelings, because she puts herself out there…and I can….

I am not mean, I am speaking fact, and here’s Anna Nicole Smith Part 2 for V Magazine….totally out of place….especially when showing off her size next to some twink…and remember these are shot by the best, make-up and hair by the best, edited by the best…and even they cant make her look awesome…she still looks chubby….and this is horrible.

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I have said it before and I will keep sayign it until someone hears me…cuz I am committed to this cause…and I am not going to give it up or let it go…until what I’ve been preaching comes true….and that is that Kate Upton is an overrated fat chick in training who has a sloppy body, and average at best fat chick face, who’s tits may be big and saggy already at 19, but who will have the rest of her quickly follow…..but until that happens she’s totally hyped up for no fucking reason…other than that people like tits…and don’t get that sloppy tits aren’t fucking hot no matter what size they are…especially when they come stock with a fucking gut….

Seriously, she’s on set posing in Antartica cuz Sports Illustrated grasps that they need to milk her one more year…cuz she gets hits as the public is brain washed into liking her….so they have her up in the snow…and her nipples aren’t even hard…even though it is freezing.,.,.reminding me just how stretched out they are from all her overeating…cuz if you have fuck fat chicks, like I have….you will know…their hard nipples….are barely hard cuz they tape up too much surface area.

She’s low grade pussy at best…stop fucking celebrating her…it is an injustice…Freedom has been attacked.

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I POSTED THE VIDEO THAT GOES WITH THESE PICS A COUPLE EEKS AGO ….

More importantly, I have fucked hotter girls, with better bodies, than Kate Upton….and more than just once…and I am not just saying that…it’s the fucking truth…and that is probably why I find her hype…nothing but hype…

She’s a chunky pig face fat girl in training…who I am pretty sure is gonna fall off eventually…when people she decided to go pro in her fatness….you know and really commit to her overreating and laziness that at 19 is not offensive, just a little sloppy, but by 25 will be a nightmare, I’m talking 3 am, bar is closed betty you are too ashamed to tell your friends about, even if she was once the 2012 great Kate Upton that no one will remember by 2017, cuz shits about to fall apart fast…

I mean she’s already doing the obscure foreign market magazines, it’s just a matter of time before everyone forgets she exists and focus on actual babes with actual hot bodies…and faces that don’t smell like bacon…like Emily Ratajkowski ….you know so Kate Upton can turn to titty fetish porn where she belongs.

Kate Upton is just a fad, like Hypercolor T-Shirts, Lady Gaga and all the other horrible fads people got rich off of for the minute it lasted…

True fucking story.

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I posted the pics from this video yesterday…and they were a huge hit…sure not as huge as Kate Upton’s fat chick in training appetite…but huge none the less…

She’s overrated, dumpy, irritating, and should probably go back to school to find a profession cuz there’s no way this modeling thing will keep up for her into her 20s…her fat face just won’t allow for it…it is already a sloppy jiggly mess….and one day…sucking in her sloppy stomach won’t be enough to get high paying jobs…you know when that sloppy stomach isn’t able to be sucked in…when it catches up with the rest of her…but people love her…so here’s the video…

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Topless Kate Upton in some pictures that remind me of Kate Upton getting peed on by a large animal…like a horse…with a steady stream…are pictures of Kate Upton that are totally worth lookin’ at…even if the shoot was from the past…and even if you’ve seen these pictures before…because peeing on girls is always fucking funny…especially when they are fat girls…

Honestly seeing Kate Upton topless is a lot more fun than seeing her doing what she’s actually talented at….an actual expert in…something she’s devoted to….and that her heart is in and her body will soon catch up to….eating.

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This is a totally expected picture posted to social media by Kate Upton…you know because she’s a fat chick in training who has already got too much attention for being skinny enough with massive hanger tits…that no one seems to realize or care will end up on the body of a fat monster like so many big tits on a skinny girl before her…so no cleavage or as…strictly what girl’s into…food…

The end is near and it smells like pancakes…

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In amazing feats….Kate Upton has gone from busty Glamour model…all big titty and in sleazy men’s magazines….to high fashion….despite being plus sized….because I guess the Fashion industry doesn’t care if a bitch is fat…they just care if she sells magazines to anyone..even men for masturbation purposes…cuz fashion is just one small step away from being pornographic….and Kate Upton….would have been more fun if she was one step closer to being pornographic… before she turns irrelevant and people get bored of her…leading to her emotionally eating and drug using….cuz you know this will eventually come crashing fucking down…and until it does….I’ll just stare at her tits.

Pretty sure I’ve already posted these…but you can never really be so sure…

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Kate Upton was the big sloppy tits for a Skullcandy Campaign and a couple of days ago, they released a behind the scenes video where they specifically focused on Kate Upton’s big sloppy tits…cuz I guess when you pay the bitch 10,000 dollars – 20,000 dollars a day to be in your stupid fucking promo video since she’s an it-girl and people will notice…you might as well focus on the only thing that matters about her….

Watching this annoys me as she sucks in her stomach and behaves and moves in a way that makes me hate her…totally unsexy and playful in a bad way…but at least she’s still got them titties.

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