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2015

29

May

Kate Upton’s Fat Ass on Set of the Day

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Kate Upton is on set of a movie…because I guess she’s figured out the way to look skinny, no, not wrapping herself aggressively in SPANX, something I am sure she already does…but rather connect with her creepy pervert fans through shitty romantic comedies…not because she has a passion for acting, or because she’s just trying to prove that acting doesn’t require talent, but because she knows the camera ads 10 – 20 pounds, so when people see her in person, they say in shock “I thought you were way fatter than this”…something that as a fat girl, she probably loves to hear…

That said, here’s her fat ass….in a pencil skirt…like a secretary..

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2015

26

May

Kate Upton Picture of the Day

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Kate Upton posted this picture on her instagram that isn’t really hot, especially because she made reference to farting as the caption and when you’re as big as Kate Upton, and I don’t mean in terms of being a relevant model and actress, but in terms of being big in size thanks to feeding her tits too much food, farting is the last thing I want to think of, because I know…it’s something she does a lot of…right before she takes a massive shit…and as much as I know girls shit…I am old school and pretend they don’t…

So here are some massive tits challenging me…and winning because I’d like big tits even if they were covered in the shit her overeating produced in the bed she was too lazy to get out of…

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2015

30

Apr

Kate Upton’s Diet Plan of the Day

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I just read Kate Upton’s diet plan….according to Kate Upton for the sake of some interview with a magazine…a diet she claims she sticks to religiously…because like all emotional eaters…they lie about what they eat and hide the candybars, and in Kate Upton’s case…all you can eat buffet visits..binging…a secret…you know the kind of girl who gets in costume to hit up Cheesecake factory where she doubles down some blackout cake..or whatever it is she stuffs her face with…

Because I’m no nutritionist, or hormone/metabolism specialist…but if this girl is only eating this:

Upton starts her day with scrambled eggs (one white, one whole) and green tea. For a snack she eats 10 raw almonds with a green juice. Then for lunchtime it is quinoa with grilled chicken and vegetables. Her 4 p.m. afternoon snack is a protein bar while dinner is a sashimi or kale salad with grilled salmon and cashews.

Even in one sitting…then why does she look like this?

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2015

23

Apr

Kate Upton on her Nudes for Es Magazine of the Day

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I guess in being constantly praised in her youth as the rich girl with huge tits, who ended up taking that praise to heart and turning it into a career, where she was surrounded by people in the industry praising her rich girl with huge tits, making it seem like the praise was legit…allowing her to undo the belt buckle of her trendy designer bikini on set of Sports Illustrated Swim…to eat a little, because she made it…only to never stop eating…turning into a chubby plus sized model no one calls a plus sized model..but who’s back would imply she’s a plus sized model…doesn’t get how humanity works…

You see the same people that smile to your face, talk shit behind your back…and the same people talking shit on your social media…are talking shit behind your back…because the more you achieve, the more people hate you…and when you’re fat as fuck while achieving it, the more people think you’re an overrated and overfed hack who pulled off a scam…making them angry for whatever reason…

Her recent story is that she finally opened up about her nudes that were leaked…without opening up the way she did in those nudes and this is what she had to say:


“It’s an invasion of my privacy and it’s not OK. It’s illegal,” she states. “People don’t have a right to look at those photos or to judge them.”

I agree…what is on your phone should only be between you, the government, your phone provider, the FBI, the app owners of apps you run…and not some kid who hacked your icloud….those pictures are property of the owner and should probably never have been released…but the fact is that when you’re a public figure in a world that love nudes…the better strategy is to not save the fucking things…because you’re a target…and not only because you’re 500 pounds and people can’t see past you..

Nudes are public domain the second you send them out to a motherfucker who can get his phone stolen, or who can send to his friends, or whatever..nudes are a liability, if you think they are a big deal..which brands and Christians probably do…

People don’t have the right to look at the photos and judge…I mean that’s like saying “you can’t have an opinion on things you see ever”…that’s just not how our fucking brains work…and when it comes to sexting, everyone may have nudes, everyone may be trying to masturbate with their partner so that their partner doesn’t cheat on them, even though he cheated on them…but not everyone shows the fucking world due to negligence or anything…

So yes…you’re a horny, sexual, high estrogen monster….who some may find a whore for your pics, but others may jerk off to…and people like may just have no interest in because the nudes sucked, your body sucked, get over yourself…if you can find the strength in your legs, because that’s a huge thing to get over…if you know what I mean…if you don’t…I called you plus sized again.

Who cares.

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2015

11

Apr

Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day

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Kate Upton is in Vogue because she’s a fashion model, or maybe because she’s a viral sensation, who had big boobs that went viral, back when she was young and the rest of her hadn’t caught up to them tits, only to have maximized that window of opportunity, now that the rest of her has caught up to her tits…

I guess the good news, is that thanks to modern technology, there is photoshop…

Here are the pics…for Vogue…by Testino…she looks hot…

Here is the video…where you can see how fat she actually is…

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2015

20

Mar

Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day

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I think it is funny to see a hefty Kate Upton, not in a bikini and not showing her tits, while looking like she’s mid-30s, thanks to hitting puberty at 11, due to hormones in the food…creating tits, that her rich as fuck family could put out there, because what else are you going to do with your monster daughter, instead of making her feel like shit about being tall and build like a school bus, make her famous before the rest of her follows into the obese pile of disgusting fat that is Kate Upton…

She’s overrated, she’s lazy, she could be fit, but instead chooses the plus sized life, she’s no longer relevant, people have forgot her and moved onto the next big tits, and I don’t even know why this magazine did this shoot, I assume it was a favor for a friend..because this isn’t the 90s, these models don’t have the same legacy or really need to be checked in on…I mean unless you’re her mom and making sure she hasn’t had heart disease, diabetic shock…etc….because no one really wants a Kate Upton now, but No one will actually want a Kate Upton when she’s missing a foot…

That said, here is what she had to say about Social Media:

“I feel like social media at this point is kind of bullshit. At the beginning it was amazing and a lot of fun. It was like, ‘Cool, I can talk to my fans!’ And now I think that we’re losing the art of it. When I joined Twitter it was just me, but [when] you’ve got contracts, it’s so planned. Now it’s about who has the best marketing, not who has a really good personality.”

Some people deserve to be made fun of….

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2015

19

Mar

Kate Upton Surf Video of the Day

I didn’t know that Kate Upton could surf. I guess it would make sense, or be a good excuse for why she was always in a bikini, I mean before being too fat for a bikini, and too fat to work as a model, and too fat for even people who like fat girls to are about her, despite her fat sloppy tits, because fat girls and fat tits….kind of come together…like you and all your friends in your circle jerk…homo.

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2015

05

Mar

Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day

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There are strategies that fact celebrities use to look skinny in pictures. They are trained on these things…and they include but aren’t limited to wearing black, or standing with your arm on your hip….because black is slimming, unless you put it on a girl like Kate Upton, who the only thing that she can make slimming, is a fat chick standing next to her, that is less fat than her, because she’s massive and overpowering…you know Kate Upton, the it girl, model and actress with sloppy tits everyone loved, is now the fat friend girls bring out to make them look better….funny how these things work out…

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2015

03

Mar

I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day

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To say that this was the first year that Sports Illustrated used a plus sized model, when looking at these pictures of what I assume is a pregnant Kate Upton, is just a marketing hook, because no one wants to address the elephant in the bikini and say she’s fat…even though at 17 or 18 when her rich family hired her a PR team to push her to the mainstream, anyone who knows anything about basic biology, or anyone who dated or even worst married the girl from high school with the big saggers…that it is just a matter of time, whether first baby or 20th birthday when the rest of her catches up to her…

I mean this is fucking big…and she’s got all the money to afford a trainer, and a cook…she could have really carried herself into a longer lasting career, but now it just looks like she can barely carry herself, as her legs are about to give out on her…

This terrifies me…

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2015

26

Feb

Tiny Kate Upton Gets Coffee in Beverly Hills of the Day

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I think we’re all at the point in Kate Upton’s career where we’ve decided that her big tits were fun before she turned 20 and her metabolism slowed the fuck down, making her into a rich pile of fat shit that doesn’t deserve to book any jobs, since models aren’t supposed to be this size…especially not when they are as famous as her…or when Sports Illustrated tries to pretend she’s not plus sized…not that I care about fat chicks, I would fuck anything…I just don’t like when fat chicks have inflated egos or self worth due to false advertising marketing and people sucking up to them….”oh you look amazing”…”no you don’t look fat at all”…especially when they look like this in slimming all black…with pants a few sizes too small…love handles bellowing out of them like some kind of fat drunk homeless guy at the bar….it’s not hot…but it’s Kate Upton…who’s new nickname is Tiny…

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2015

26

Jan

Kate Upton Rebuilt for a Campaign of the Day

This photoshoot makes me laugh because I spoke to someone in Miami who was involved in it, and she kept going on and on about how nice Kate Upton was, but how fat and amazed she was that she was there doing a campaign….you know the kind of model who requires serious photoshop and staging so that her belly doesn’t split the sample sizes they’ve already taken out to fit her massive body…

Now I don’t hate Kate Upton, I don’t care that she’s a rich kid who had the right support, I don’t care that her dumpy body and sloppy tits went viral to the Nascar / Carl’s Jr / White trash male crowd….I actually like the stories I hear about her being an exhibitionist, who loves being naked on set, and loves fucking everyone…

But I do find this a funny way to use her, knowing she made 100k or more for this…it’s like a girl posed as unsexy, unrevealing as possible…because she’s no Victoria’s Secret model….

Either way here are the pics:

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2015

19

Jan

Kate Upton for Manic Magazine of the Day

Some obscure magazine, that I don’t actually think is an actual magazine, called Manic Magazine, put out some pics of Kate Upton, and anyone who knows anything about Kate Upton will tell you that she’s an exhibitionist slut who loves to fuck everyone, but more importantly, they’ll tell you she’s fucking fat, disgusting, a monster and has no business being a model, but the companies use her and try to rebuild her in post production, because she’s hugely popular, her tits gets hits and action for them, and it’s worth paying photoshoppers to work on her…

So either these pics are very fucking old, or very fucking doctored…but they are in no way representative of Kate Upton…but I’ll post them anyway, because people love this bitch.

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2014

18

Dec

Kate Upton Lookin’ Fit at the Airport of the Day

Nothing like a little or in this case big…very big…Kate Upton gunt busting out of her one size to small, but already huge pants….to celebrate the Holiday season and the Holiday weight you are going to put on with all the eating and drinking….only with Kate Upton, who got her start early, like 3 years ago, when her metabolism slowed down, her fame led her to eating, yet she is still the most searched model on the internet according to google, and google knows all, since dudes clearly like tits…even when they come with dumpy stomachs and asses…because they are able to mentally crop all that out…thanks to being blinded by tits…that aren’t even good tits…but that are big tits…

All this to say is that this Anna Nicole Smith bootleg…is fat as fuck…for a model…and that I am pretty amazed…she’s still relevant…but I assume she won’t be for long…but maybe I’m just old school and girls spilling over their pants aren’t bikini models to me…

Either way, she’d make a good Mall Santa you get to titty fuck…but she’s better, still fat, but better, when she’s in her self shot nudes…

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2014

11

Dec

Kate Upton Naked Enough for SI of the Day

Kate Upton got naked for Sports Illustrated, which is a good thing if you’re into big sloppy tits and have the ability to crop out big sloppy bodies to fixate on those big slippy tits, like so many dudes clearly are capable of doing, why else would she exist….

She’s pretty much the worst, but has a connected family, that helped make her magic happen, and Sports Illustrated, where her biggest supporters….

I’ve heard all kinds of gossip about her, from her walking around on set fully naked because she loves being naked and looked at, as most sluts do, to her her being so gross that she shouldn’t be walking around naked because she’s disgusting….

I’ve seen her nudes, they were fine, as expected, she’s a tank of a woman, who shits of modeling as a whole…but she’s got tits…and clearly that’s enough…

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2014

14

Nov

Kate Upton for Fire Age Campaign of the Day

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Apparently this videogame is one of the biggest mobile videogames to ever exist. It is called This is War – Fire Age or something equally nerdy, virginal, and expected to be a huge hit game because what the fuck else are socially awkward kids doing with their free time, not a whole fucking lot…so they cast Kate Upton to distract them, lure them, excited them and make them think she is on their game too, and that one day they may meet her along the RPG way….and the whole thing is fucking weird, but not as weird as Kate Upton’s acting, or the fact they don’t shoot much of her tits down, because everyone knows that below the tits, she’s a fucking train wreck….to look at…and apprently this whole campaign cost 40 million dollars…waste of money….

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