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2017

15

Feb

Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Covers of the Day

So the biggest news on my social media – as of last night was that Kate Upton is the covergirl of this year’s Sports Illustrated issue that doesn’t matter, that no one cares about, but that the idiots at SI SWIM think is a sure shot, that will get press because there is a story and she’s gone onto be their saving grace the last 10 years as their beach gets flooded from the melting ice caps, which to them is instagram…a place where anyone can imitate their “prestigious” and “expensive” shoots with a fucking iphone…where the girls…so many girls are as hot if not hotter than the models they use…because let’s face it…they aren’t innovative, interesting, and the proof is in the big titty pudding…

I will assume that Kate Upton’s rich family either owns the magazine, or is fucking the publisher, or was just their meal ticket and figure – let’s take the press…we know we are only selling 10 issues anyway…

The good news is that she’s not as fat as she was in her fat years…she works out now….and her tits are still big…but photoshopped catalog bathing suit pics of a tired bitch, instead of hunting and finding a new hot bitch, is just not sustainable…it’s a flawed business…because sure it’s “trending” on Facebook…but because SI SWIM has good PR and the Media is a fucking scam…it’s not because people like it, think it’s hot, or care…

Awesome photoshopped bikini pics of bitches we are tired of us and can see naked on google…

THANKS FOR THAT BRO….

What garbage…garbage they hope saves their business…they even call her “Kate The Great”….which is more like “Kate the One White Trash Who Buy Our Bullshit Like Cuz She’s Been Marketed Right”….

I mean I guess SI has always fucking sucked…

Here she is on the promo tour…

They paid Jimmy Kimmel to announce it like this bullshit matters…

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2017

12

Jan

Kate Upton Big Tits for Love Magazine of the Day

Love Magazine is still putting out this shit….because it was the like the single greatest thing that’s every happened to the magazine…and they even got to do a video with Kate Upton’s tits in lingerie- because all they do is content with this well followed people – that they keep repurposing – and I’m surprised this one didn’t make the Christmas cut…she got the early January treatment…all busty…

She’s less fat than she was…

Sylvestor Stallone’s daughter – Sistine Stallone also did one – because like all celebrity daughters – she’s trying to be a Hadid, Jenner, Model, Social Media whore…

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2016

22

Dec

Kate Upton’s Big Tits Did a Love Magazine Video of the Day

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I guess Love Magazine is running this right through Decemeber, with 31 videos, so we’ve got 9 more to go.

Thanks to trolling Instagram and following 7500 people like a loser who doesn’t care about his instagram ratio – since none of the people I follow follow me back…hell you don’t even follow me…you cocksuckers….and I get it, I’m not good a social media, I don’t hire “social media managers”…I just fucking randomly upload bullshit pretending to do my part to stay competitive and relevant in this shitty dialed in – online world…

Well….thanks to trolling instagram I’ve seen a few upcoming video behind the scene pics…and the biggest breasted of the bunch is Plus Sized model, big titty, Kate Upton….what day will they have her? Probably not Christmas…because everyone knows she’ll be eating all the goddamn food….too busy to post to her social media…which is the whole point of Love magazine recruiting all this heavily followed social media stars to be in their videos…

I assume Fat Ashley Graham will be in it also, because she’s everywhere, so dynamic and mobile for an obese women, but Kate Upton, is the plus sized SI model I am more Nostalgic about, because despite being fat…she was never marketed as fat – and thus…LESS annoying..

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2016

09

Dec

Kate Upton’s Fitness Ass That Isn’t Very Fit of the Day

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I am not buying into the heiress of WHIRLPOOL’s attempt to advertise that she’s being working out or going to the gym, because I remember a time when bitch defended being fat, plus sized, because she was getting work….all cocky, they are all cocky when they are a getting work..but when the work dries up, they start to realize “shit, maybe I should stop the emotional eating”…..not because she needs work, she’s got a huge trust fund..WHIRPOOL people – it’s an actual company people…but it’s nice to feel wanted…and to feel wanted…sometimes tits aren’t enough when her gut catches up with her…

Well here’s her more recent attempt at fitness ass….for Hollywood…because being a movie star is her goal…

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2016

05

Dec

Weird Kate Upton’s Flat Square Big Ass of the Day

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Kate Upton’s been working out….or maybe she just wants you to think she’s been working out because she calls the paparazzi the occasional times it happens….but she does look better that she used to because I guess she was tired of being called fat…body shaming works….

I guess being with a pro athlete, if you consider baseball a sport, and being a working titty model who doesn’t fit into the standard sizes for brands, made it pretty rough out there, you know because brands like girls the media talks about, and the media talked about her tits, because dudes love tits…because big tits are a lot of fun….especially on 18 year olds, who eventually turn 20 something and her shit slows the fuck down, thanks to metabolism….but she’s taking life by the balls…and hitting the gym…but her broad back, and her big square ass…something I guess her Grandfather’s who created WHIRLPOOL – money can’t really fix…but look at those upper thighs battling each other…it’s almost better than looking at her big sloppy tits…at least to explain how money can buy a career….because this shit wouldn’t fly with any poor Russian model Brad Cooper was trying to fuck….they have strict standards to adhere by…rich American bitches, as long as they got tits…it’s good…

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2016

03

Nov

Kate Upton VS Jessica Simpson in Big Tits Doing Grease of the Day

I realize that Halloween is over, but I am all about the table scraps, the leftover stragglers that are just kinda hanging around after the main event, those are usually the ones with no where to go, or the ones looking for a warm shower and meal, or in a lot of cases with fat girls like Jessica Simpson and Kate Upton, looking for sex.

So what better way to hang onto the dream for those girls who still haven’t gone home after their Halloween bender on Monday night….you know just railing lines of adderall or meth…wasted in some crack den…still wearing a her Harley Quinn costume…or parts of it that aren’t covered in semen, puke and broken dreams…because you know that’s happening somewhere..

Than to look at and compare fatty Jessica Simpson big tits and fatty Kate Upton big tits…dressed in the same costume…because they are basic, not creative, puppets who need people to direct their behavior….

So here’s Jessica Simpson:

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and her’s Kate Upton….

Both not showing enough big tit…so to make up for it -here is Kate Upton doing some fitness / humping the air…..porn to some…

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2016

12

Oct

Kate Upton’s Box in Leggings of the Day

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I would have expected Kate Upton’s Box to be way bigger, but I guess I should have just googled her nude pictures from the iphone leak to really figure that one out, instead of looking at her weirdly skinny legs that carry her weirdly shaped body – that she’s been working out hard as plus sized modelling doesn’t work out for everyone, especially when they started out as being a normal sized model with plus sized sloppy tits…if anything the teasing, the ridicule, the cyberbullying, the fat shaming….broke her down..as brands stopped using her – not that she needs their money. Her grandfather invented the Washing Machine and a company called Whirlpool…

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2016

05

Oct

Sloppy Kate Upton in a Sweater of the Day

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Plus sized great grand daughter of a billionaire who like to sext her athelete boyfriend along with other girls…showing off her big tits and big everything…who has taken a move away from plus sized modeling…to focus on plus sized acting in movies…roles that she’s actually getting – which amazes me…if you don’t keep in mind that good things happen to rich people and good things happen to busty girls…even when they are fat…because their monster tits at 18 generated a monster sized fan base – becuase dudes are basic and loyal to tits – even when the gut catches up to the tits as the tits move further and further away from being 18…

This is her walking…because she’s not so big she needs to be in the motorized fat person walmart scooter yet…her tits in sweater…not too big to look like they’ve been eating all the junk food from walmart and she continues to be a fetish to very desperate and sad 40 year olds…

I like how conservative and white she looks…..looking like she’s straight for the tennis club she barely broke a sweat, too busy talking about how the jews and the blacks are ruining the world…and the country club….all WASPY as fuck…like she’s not a naked, half naked model…

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2016

22

Sep

Kate Upton Plays Tennis of the Day

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Kate Upton is losing weight, trying to get into fighting shape, because I guess she knows she went a little overboard, maybe a little cocky because she was getting work despite her size and people loved her tits despite her size, not that she needed to work…because her great grandfather invented the washing machine…

So I did a little research to see how entitled and bratty this girl is, I mean a Great Grandfather is far enough removed for his wealth to not really impact her…but it turns out the Great Grandfather…created a company called Whirlpool…

Whirlpool did 20 billion dollars in sales last year, sure they are a public traded company, but I don’t see why the UPTON’s would have dropped their piece of the action….and set up generations forever….with trust funds…

Sure her great grandfather owned it with 2 other UPTONs, and had 15 grand kids and 16 great grand kids to share his fortune….and it’s probably all in trust fundds and shit…

But she’s still a connected, spoiled, pile of sloppy overrated fat…no matter how much tennis she plays…or how lean she gets…she’ll always be hype she bought to me…

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2016

12

Sep

Kate Upton Less Fat of the Day

Kate Upton was the overrated plus sized model, who paved the way for other plus sized models, and who wasn’t even considered plus sized model – despite being plus sized…and I guess she got pretty cocky about the whole thing – and just kept eating – to see how far she could actually take it before people calling her fat, or putting her into the plus sized category – where you can be obese and still get work, or I guess just stop hiring her for jobs….

Well, she reached that point, saved herself and her brand name with some nudes pics that were leaked – where she and her monstrous tits were jerked off to like the good old days…and I guess she realized she was disgusting…

So I give credit where credit is dude…what was once fat and disgusting, is making a comeback through diet and fitness and that’s a way more interesting angle than just embracing being a pig like all these other lazy cunts do…

So here’s Kate Upton in a white dress at an event not looking fat for the first time…in a long time…

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2016

07

Sep

Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day

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Big Girl Kate Upton – has been working out – because I guess she’s tired of being told she’s too big, fat and awkward shaped by the haters…while realizing by cross referencing her savings account…not her trust fund account because her grandfather invented the modern Washing Machine….and she has evidence that she’s not too fat to get work, she got paid, people hired her, she worked everyday – and now her retard, terrible acting skills are being put into movies…her real passion….because movies need random big titty hot chicks…

What she doesn’t realize is that she was fat, dudes just don’t care as long as there are big tits…and dudes are still jerking off to pics of her tits…we’re basic like that…and brands are too stupid to realize why people are actually being followed on social media and assume putting them in lipstick campaigns will convert…even though the only people who give a fuck about her are too busy jerking off to her tits to buy lipstick for when they are jerking off to her tits….

Tits she not showing off for this shoot…a terrible attempt at a rebrand…

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2016

17

Aug

Kate Upton Pregnant Dog Walker of the Day

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Kate Upton has been working out a lot, she even posts this shit on her instagram, to let the people know that despite how thick her upper thighs are, and how round, doughy, weird shaped her fat curves are, she’s not as fat as she could be….

She was way more interesting at 18, when all the fat she had was in her tits…and nothing else about her distracted from that…

Now there’s weird ass, weird chin, weird hips, weird tits getting in the way of her only redeeming quality..

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To see her tits Lift Weights…

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2016

20

Jul

Kate Upton Humps the Air of the DAy

Kate Upton humping the air doing some fitness – looking better than she has for a very long time because she knows that she had to get in shape to get back to the top of the charts she was once at. No longer a cocky girl with huge tits – who just assumed her tits would carry her through life, even though they did, coupled with her trust fund of course, because people are fucking basic and get excited when they see tits. Not realizing something I saw the first time I saw her – and that was that “this girl’s gonna get fat, grow fat, be fat”…..and that’s exactly what happened – and she had the ego or confidence to not give a fuck, she still did shoots and booked jobs and got bigger and bigger..until a few months ago, the fat shaming opened her eyes, she got healthy and looks good again – as the better version of herself – sine fitness is a good thing, taking care of yourself is a good thing, being a fat pig a bad thing….so remember kids – fat shaming works.

Here’s her Yoga Pants…and her new ass – far less offensive than they once were….

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2016

09

Jun

Kate Upton Fat Vagina Slip at 24th Birthday of the Day

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Kate Upton has been working out – really fucking hard…but is still fat, with her fat tits and apparently a fat vagina that is sticking out her bathing suit that she boldly wore out in public – because she’s a bikini model, we’ve all seen naked in leaked nudes, so why not put your vagina out there when feeling good about yourself, when it’s your day…

I’ve wondered why she was so famous while being so fat – because it was an era before the whole fat model was the only model…she was an innovator we should hate for moving focus away from skinny bitches…but it was all about the tits…tits matter.

She’s only 24, so accomplished yet almost forgotten…and her metabolism is only going to slow down from here…so take it in, all of it in…

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Here’s her flat – huge square ass..

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Here is her humpin fitness – she’s made her full time job – because what the fuck else is she gonna do all day everyday

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2016

13

May

Kate Upton Tits of the Day

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Big Titty Kate Upton left the all you can eat buffet…or the all expense paid room service menu at her hotel room long enough to get into a tight red dress where she got to show off the one thing that matters about her…them tits…tits that made her famous but more importantly, tits that remind us that tits are still relevant in this feminist run anti-patriarchy quick to call out misogynist word….tits still get jobs, still make girls famous…because we all know it’s not her face or belly that made her already rich, flat ass, millions…

So let’s celebrate the patriarchy, with misogyny on a Friday…validating Kate Upton’s opinion that her best feature is her tits…because her tits are her only feature….

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OR Maybe you want a “who wore it better” featuring Candice Swanepoel Tits in a red dress..

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