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2014

18

Dec

Kate Upton Lookin’ Fit at the Airport of the Day

Nothing like a little or in this case big…very big…Kate Upton gunt busting out of her one size to small, but already huge pants….to celebrate the Holiday season and the Holiday weight you are going to put on with all the eating and drinking….only with Kate Upton, who got her start early, like 3 years ago, when her metabolism slowed down, her fame led her to eating, yet she is still the most searched model on the internet according to google, and google knows all, since dudes clearly like tits…even when they come with dumpy stomachs and asses…because they are able to mentally crop all that out…thanks to being blinded by tits…that aren’t even good tits…but that are big tits…

All this to say is that this Anna Nicole Smith bootleg…is fat as fuck…for a model…and that I am pretty amazed…she’s still relevant…but I assume she won’t be for long…but maybe I’m just old school and girls spilling over their pants aren’t bikini models to me…

Either way, she’d make a good Mall Santa you get to titty fuck…but she’s better, still fat, but better, when she’s in her self shot nudes…

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2014

11

Dec

Kate Upton Naked Enough for SI of the Day

Kate Upton got naked for Sports Illustrated, which is a good thing if you’re into big sloppy tits and have the ability to crop out big sloppy bodies to fixate on those big slippy tits, like so many dudes clearly are capable of doing, why else would she exist….

She’s pretty much the worst, but has a connected family, that helped make her magic happen, and Sports Illustrated, where her biggest supporters….

I’ve heard all kinds of gossip about her, from her walking around on set fully naked because she loves being naked and looked at, as most sluts do, to her her being so gross that she shouldn’t be walking around naked because she’s disgusting….

I’ve seen her nudes, they were fine, as expected, she’s a tank of a woman, who shits of modeling as a whole…but she’s got tits…and clearly that’s enough…

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2014

14

Nov

Kate Upton for Fire Age Campaign of the Day

Game of War – Decisions from Jeguk Group on Vimeo.

Apparently this videogame is one of the biggest mobile videogames to ever exist. It is called This is War – Fire Age or something equally nerdy, virginal, and expected to be a huge hit game because what the fuck else are socially awkward kids doing with their free time, not a whole fucking lot…so they cast Kate Upton to distract them, lure them, excited them and make them think she is on their game too, and that one day they may meet her along the RPG way….and the whole thing is fucking weird, but not as weird as Kate Upton’s acting, or the fact they don’t shoot much of her tits down, because everyone knows that below the tits, she’s a fucking train wreck….to look at…and apprently this whole campaign cost 40 million dollars…waste of money….

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2014

03

Nov

The Wind VS Kate Upton of the Day

Sometimes the wind is a fucking pervert…it blows up dresses of girls…at the perfect time…like when the paparazzi are standing by to capture the moment…sometimes it misses the mark and blows up the skirt of some overrated fat chick, piggish model with too much hype, who doesn’t deserve the fame she’s got – but her family is rich and made it happen for her and sometimes it gets actually hot asses I want to see being flashed unsuspecting…sometimes on girls no wearing panties…

Today, it got Kate Upton…an ass if you really want to see in all it’s glory, is available on google in hundreds of sexts she sent, making her cooler than I first thought she was, but still overrated…and dumpy…not that you care…you like anything with massive tits…and to you and your small town…she’s skinny as fuck because she can actually stand and doesn’t need the motorized scooter to get around….

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2014

31

Aug

Kate Upton “alleged” Leaked Pics on Reddit of the Day

I am going to assume Kate Upton’s boyfriend’s phone was hacked and that not all these girls are Kate Upton, but some of them clearly are, and she’s not half as bad as she is in bikinis, because I guess her fat when not strapped and harnessed in, is less offensive and less pig like…

I still feel like I’m watching the nature channel…or babe pig in the bedroom…but I am an asshole.

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2014

07

Aug

Kate Upton Covered Up in Elle of the Day

When you’re given a fat model…you gotta make magic…by covering her the fuck up…

And that’s exactly what ELLE did…they are like “Shit, we have to book Kate Upton to keep a good relationship with the agency, and she’s relevant, but she’s so fucking fat, we shoot models, we’re not used to this”…

Then some fag, comes up with the genius “let’s cover that monster up”…”throw cake at her to distract her, she’ll have no fucking clue”….

To see her massive fat girl tits at the Detroit Tigers/Yankees game CLICK HERE

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2014

01

Aug

Kate Upton Must be Pregnant of the Day

I’ve been calling Kate Upton a pic since day one. I have been getting hate mail for calling Kate Upton a pig since day one. I was just fascinated how someone with average looks and a really shitty body could get as far as she did. Then I found out that her grandfather invented the Washing Machine, that she was rich as fuck, and I guess rich girls know people, and those people, hooked a sister up…

So all my seemingly hateful things I said about Kate Upton, were really me just trying to make sense of her. Knowing tits that big would have a belly and ass that would catch up…but maybe, just maybe she’d take all the criticism to heart, stop eating, start working out and really show kids how to be hot and healthy all at the same time…

But apparently, she was more into the cash grab, take all the jobs she can get and then land a pro Athlete, because they run in the same circles, seeing as she’s a Sports Illustrated model…then settle down and have kids because despite saying she’s 22, she has the body of a 38 year old about to use up her last egg…

But here she is, walking the streets for the paparazzi…in what looks like Maternity wear….up on some Roseanne Barr during the fat years kick…

Is it possible that she’s pregnant, or is she just fat?

Who Knows. Who Cares…well I guess Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers does….

Who Knows. Who Cares…well I guess Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers who are 2-1 favorites TONIGHT and not whether Kate Upton is Fat or Pregnant, because even if she’s pregnant – she’s still too fat to be a top model and with every picture taken of her – she mocks the entire industry. Now stare at her big everything and love it, or hate….just know it exists.

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2014

16

Jul

Kate Upton Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton’s tits are ridiculous and not necessarily in a good way, even it is a mesmerizing way…

My friends over at FAMOUSMISFORTUNE posted this pretty funny TOP 10 on Kate Upton in a bikini , reminding me that I am not alone in thinking that this fatty is too sloppy and fat for bikini model fame.

She is a big girl, a very very big girl, and I don’t know what kind of message she’s sending to the kids when she is celebrated by dudes everywhere, but I am thinking DIABETES.

I am all for girls to get half naked, and I am all for big fat tits, I just don’t like seeing the rest of her sloppy body in action. I am not the kind of guy who can ignore it and just fixate on the tits. I wish I was, because then I’d be able to understand why she is considered one of the hottest girls out there, or an “It” girl, when anyone with eyes can tell, that she’s more the kind of girl who doesn’t like fitness, but does like eating a lot…and weighs more than two average it girls.

I can make fun of her, point and laugh, stare at her tits, and ultimately, not care…I mean I’ve been calling her overrated and fat since day one. It doesn’t change how much money she makes or who works with her. It just confuses me.

You blue collar pervert dudess love this shit, she’s skinny compare to the pigs you fuck, I get it…but I don’t get why the fashion industry, or any industry is catering to your broke ass…


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2014

12

Jun

The Kate Upton Pussy Flash is Real of the Day

So it turns out that SI Swim, the blog run by the people at Sports Illustrated, did in fact post the unedited picture of Kate Upton’s pussy….and that my speculating that due to her barrel-like body, she’s have a fatter vagina, and that the vagina in picture was just a cut and paste job from a creepy nerd who makes his favorite celebs and models naked…because they have no friends…but if that was the case, why would it be on SI Swim…

Meaning, their lawyers will be out to get me and everyone else to take down the pic as soon as they catch on…even though they are the idiots who posted the pic accidental..even though I don’t think anything is ever accidental…it’s just some amazing underpaid working saying Fuck the World…in the best way possible..through over rated girls’ clit hood..

It’s just a vagina, no big deal, but I still prefer knowing what ever girl’s vagina looks like rather than being left in the dark, even if said girl is a monster like Kate Upton…

Either way, I repeat, the vag shot is real….Thanks to one of our friends for pointing it out…

SI SWIM DAILY

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