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2016

22

Sep

Kate Upton Plays Tennis of the Day

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Kate Upton is losing weight, trying to get into fighting shape, because I guess she knows she went a little overboard, maybe a little cocky because she was getting work despite her size and people loved her tits despite her size, not that she needed to work…because her great grandfather invented the washing machine…

So I did a little research to see how entitled and bratty this girl is, I mean a Great Grandfather is far enough removed for his wealth to not really impact her…but it turns out the Great Grandfather…created a company called Whirlpool…

Whirlpool did 20 billion dollars in sales last year, sure they are a public traded company, but I don’t see why the UPTON’s would have dropped their piece of the action….and set up generations forever….with trust funds…

Sure her great grandfather owned it with 2 other UPTONs, and had 15 grand kids and 16 great grand kids to share his fortune….and it’s probably all in trust fundds and shit…

But she’s still a connected, spoiled, pile of sloppy overrated fat…no matter how much tennis she plays…or how lean she gets…she’ll always be hype she bought to me…

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2016

12

Sep

Kate Upton Less Fat of the Day

Kate Upton was the overrated plus sized model, who paved the way for other plus sized models, and who wasn’t even considered plus sized model – despite being plus sized…and I guess she got pretty cocky about the whole thing – and just kept eating – to see how far she could actually take it before people calling her fat, or putting her into the plus sized category – where you can be obese and still get work, or I guess just stop hiring her for jobs….

Well, she reached that point, saved herself and her brand name with some nudes pics that were leaked – where she and her monstrous tits were jerked off to like the good old days…and I guess she realized she was disgusting…

So I give credit where credit is dude…what was once fat and disgusting, is making a comeback through diet and fitness and that’s a way more interesting angle than just embracing being a pig like all these other lazy cunts do…

So here’s Kate Upton in a white dress at an event not looking fat for the first time…in a long time…

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2016

07

Sep

Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day

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Big Girl Kate Upton – has been working out – because I guess she’s tired of being told she’s too big, fat and awkward shaped by the haters…while realizing by cross referencing her savings account…not her trust fund account because her grandfather invented the modern Washing Machine….and she has evidence that she’s not too fat to get work, she got paid, people hired her, she worked everyday – and now her retard, terrible acting skills are being put into movies…her real passion….because movies need random big titty hot chicks…

What she doesn’t realize is that she was fat, dudes just don’t care as long as there are big tits…and dudes are still jerking off to pics of her tits…we’re basic like that…and brands are too stupid to realize why people are actually being followed on social media and assume putting them in lipstick campaigns will convert…even though the only people who give a fuck about her are too busy jerking off to her tits to buy lipstick for when they are jerking off to her tits….

Tits she not showing off for this shoot…a terrible attempt at a rebrand…

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2016

17

Aug

Kate Upton Pregnant Dog Walker of the Day

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Kate Upton has been working out a lot, she even posts this shit on her instagram, to let the people know that despite how thick her upper thighs are, and how round, doughy, weird shaped her fat curves are, she’s not as fat as she could be….

She was way more interesting at 18, when all the fat she had was in her tits…and nothing else about her distracted from that…

Now there’s weird ass, weird chin, weird hips, weird tits getting in the way of her only redeeming quality..

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To see her tits Lift Weights…

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2016

20

Jul

Kate Upton Humps the Air of the DAy

Kate Upton humping the air doing some fitness – looking better than she has for a very long time because she knows that she had to get in shape to get back to the top of the charts she was once at. No longer a cocky girl with huge tits – who just assumed her tits would carry her through life, even though they did, coupled with her trust fund of course, because people are fucking basic and get excited when they see tits. Not realizing something I saw the first time I saw her – and that was that “this girl’s gonna get fat, grow fat, be fat”…..and that’s exactly what happened – and she had the ego or confidence to not give a fuck, she still did shoots and booked jobs and got bigger and bigger..until a few months ago, the fat shaming opened her eyes, she got healthy and looks good again – as the better version of herself – sine fitness is a good thing, taking care of yourself is a good thing, being a fat pig a bad thing….so remember kids – fat shaming works.

Here’s her Yoga Pants…and her new ass – far less offensive than they once were….

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2016

09

Jun

Kate Upton Fat Vagina Slip at 24th Birthday of the Day

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Kate Upton has been working out – really fucking hard…but is still fat, with her fat tits and apparently a fat vagina that is sticking out her bathing suit that she boldly wore out in public – because she’s a bikini model, we’ve all seen naked in leaked nudes, so why not put your vagina out there when feeling good about yourself, when it’s your day…

I’ve wondered why she was so famous while being so fat – because it was an era before the whole fat model was the only model…she was an innovator we should hate for moving focus away from skinny bitches…but it was all about the tits…tits matter.

She’s only 24, so accomplished yet almost forgotten…and her metabolism is only going to slow down from here…so take it in, all of it in…

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Here’s her flat – huge square ass..

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Here is her humpin fitness – she’s made her full time job – because what the fuck else is she gonna do all day everyday

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2016

13

May

Kate Upton Tits of the Day

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Big Titty Kate Upton left the all you can eat buffet…or the all expense paid room service menu at her hotel room long enough to get into a tight red dress where she got to show off the one thing that matters about her…them tits…tits that made her famous but more importantly, tits that remind us that tits are still relevant in this feminist run anti-patriarchy quick to call out misogynist word….tits still get jobs, still make girls famous…because we all know it’s not her face or belly that made her already rich, flat ass, millions…

So let’s celebrate the patriarchy, with misogyny on a Friday…validating Kate Upton’s opinion that her best feature is her tits…because her tits are her only feature….

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OR Maybe you want a “who wore it better” featuring Candice Swanepoel Tits in a red dress..

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2016

22

Apr

Kate Upton’s TIts in a Crop Top of the Day

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I guess chubby Kate Upton has been working out, because she’s far less offensively fat as she’s been the last few years, maybe she took some of that ridiculous money she’s made being overrated because of her tits, to hire a fucking trainer at 100 dollars an hour…or maybe she just hired a stylist who knows how to dress her..or maybe she took the cyberbullying to heart and got some lipposuction because cyberbullying works…and when the world calls you fat and overrated…eventually the clueless producers and casting agents get wind of it and figure at your level of talent….they can find other tits to fill the bra that is your purpose in the movie..

I am not a fan of her big old back, I never really found her hot…not at busty 18…not now..but people fucking love her…so check out this waist to hip ratio…far less boxy as it once was…

Remember when looking at her tits in her nudes that got hacked from her boyfriend’s phone got some poor fucker arrested and sent to jail….they’re definitely not that good, but if you look close enough, they have hard nipples in this pic.

Kate Upton looks flawless showing off her long legs and toned tummy

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2016

21

Apr

Kate Upton Legs of the DAy

Remember – Just because you’re an overrated plus sized model…so overrated that you’re not even considered plus sized by the media despite the size of your back and belly…and tits…massive fucking tits…

You can still have skinny legs…

Fascinating…I know…

#Science…

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2016

14

Mar

More Kate Upton Monster for V Magazine of the Day

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Kate Upton is a monster – in both black and white and in color…

A model, who was lucky enough to have a rich family pay to create her…and Sports Illustrated needed young big tits…to sell issues of a declining magazine pretending she wasn’t fat…despite being fat…only to fade into being whatever it is that she is…but I’ll still put up pictures of her in some kind of fitness pose, that looks like she’s struggling to get up, like she is probably used to everytime she gets off the couch…

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2016

11

Mar

Kate Upton’s Comeback for V Magazine of the Day

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Kate Upton has been working out…so I guess it was a good opportunity for her to release all her hard work, while reaffirming to her fans that she’s still got her tits, because she knows as well as we all know, that her tits are all that fucking matter when it comes to Kate Upton….

The amazing thing in her is that at 23 years old, she’s been able to accomplish so much as a fat sloppy chick, that people believed was hot and amazing, all because they were told she was as they were stuffed with her tits in their face…

This shoot is “Housewife”…which makes sense, because she’s built like a 45 year old mom on her way to pick-up the kids at the school dance…she’s got a GUNT and all…I thought only menopausal women got that…

Either way, keep up the good work superstar I’ll never understand…

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2016

10

Feb

Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day

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When you’re built like a linebacker, don’t let your massive fat girl tits get in the way of your dreams of being the football player you were destined to be, and grab that football and throw it as hard and as far as you can, which in your case is really far, due to the weight you can put into it….

I am not sure if Kate Upton still does Sports Illustrated, but I assume she’s over it, and this is how you “throw in the towel” in a sporty way…throwing in the football…partially because those days are done, she doesn’t need to be in a bikini for anyone but her immediate family and black guys who love her thickness….

People thought they Replaced her with skinny big tits Charlotte McKinney, who just posted this naked pic of herself to say “Look I have tits”…

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But the real girl they replaced her with some other fat chick, body positive fat chick, who is still a fat chick, named Ashley Graham and really may even be as fat as Kate Upton and weigh less than Kate Upton, named Ashely Graham who we can all collective find disgusting if we had standards and who we can all see as the “jumping” on a trend by Sports Illustrated hoping they stay relevant..or at least get press…even though no man anywhere wants to see this, not even BBW fetishists….

So these fat girl models are for other fat chick who are in the media not dudes…who you’d assume Sports Illustrated is trying to sell subscriptions to….WEIRD.

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2016

03

Feb

Kate Upton’s Humping the Air of the Day

This is pretty disturbing….I mean when you think of Kate Upton as the pig with sloppy tits that she turned herself into…before being mocked by everyone enough that she looked in the mirror and said “I guess my tits aren’t enough for these bastards, I better use my millions to get toned”…

I like to think this is a win for Body Shamers everywhere, and for Kate Upton, because she’s got the audience, she might as well be hot as fuck for them, and embracing her body for the obesity and broad back she was in unacceptable…so let’s just let her hump it out…hump it out…hump it out…

I guess this isn’t as funny as Rihanna only selling 460 copies of her album no one knew she released…which seems like a set up….or a lie…or intentional…obviously…this is Rihanna…

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2016

15

Jan

Kate Upton’s Fat Ass of the Day

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Piggy….Kate Upton…the fat rich kid model who was marketed as a normal sized rich kid model…before rich kid models were as obvious…and when big tits didn’t make the viewer discriminate against sloppy fat bodies…because the tits in and of themselves were so substantial…at least that’s what I assume happened…even though her tits weren’t even that great, they were sloppy soft and gross looking, but idiots just eat up what is fed to them…and apparently…Kate Upton does too.

Here she is pulling off some “she’s an actor now”…getting in the car in leggings…so she doesn’t need to be fit, since actors get paid more and there’s less pressure for her too look good and the fact that this is working out for her, instead of her being laughed out of offices for the talentless hack she is…is beyond me…

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I went to her instagram and saw this picture of her with Whitney Cummings – who I guess they famewhore off each other…together…reminding me that mainstream comedy is so fucking shit…and that I still hate when girls make stupid crass fart jokes…like the camption Kate Upton wrote: “Are we being serious or figuring out who farted?”

Not that I like pandering to this kind of bad joke, but I think it’s safe to say if it smells like CUM it’s Whitney Cummings farting out the air jacked in her ass when she sold her 4th show to hollywood…if it smells like food, it’s Kate Upton…she’s gotta release that pressure build up somehow…fat chick problems.

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2015

30

Dec

Kate Upton is Great At Eating for Harper’s Bazaar Singapore of the Day

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“Pose with puppies, they won’t know you’re fat”

Kate Upton is a very large model turned actress who can’t act, but who gets cast in movies, because producers don’t realize that no one actually cares about her, and that she was virally famous on the internet like Tila Tequila got famous on the internet, it’s flimsy, not real, and people aren’t engaged or really that into her, but if her tits are out there, they’ll look “excitedly” at them…enough to click “follow” on social media…

There’s very little exciting about her, even in her nude leaked pics, I was like, “Damn that’s one sloppy bitch, how does she get work”….but I guess when she was freshly 18, and a set of huge tits, before her body caught up with her, she was an interesting biological anomaly.

She’s still got some level of celebrity, this stuff has a legacy or lag, and when you know she should be done, she can still milk it a few more years, and I guess she is, like the cow that she is…not quite ready to be put out to pasture…

And the real impressive thing about her is how magazines and brands edit her photos or shoot her so that she doesn’t look like the Monster she is built like…

In this case, they used puppies…and had her giggling…because when a girl smiles large with puppies, in a lot of clothes, you don’t notice her belly, or in Kate Upton’s case, her massive back…used to support those sloppy tits…

Here are the pics…

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