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Archive for the Kate Upton Category

2014

23

Apr

A Guy on my Instagram’s Kate Upton Videos of the Day

Kate Upton is a pig…and it turns out that a homie from Instagram who lives in LA doesn’t agree with me, in fact he made an effort to go an see her on the red carpet of her new movie, that we hope is her only movie, because the screen isn’t big enough for her sloppy ass…but that we can allow her to revel in, even though she’s an overrated pig who belongs in a barn, or at least would belong in a barn if her grandfather didn’t invent the fucking modern day washing machine..

Either way, here’s his paparazzi – titty perving on instagram that you’ll all like – because unlike me – you think this Upton uptown bitch is amazing…

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2014

17

Apr

Kate Upton’s Fat Ass on a Balcony in Jeans of the DAy

I find it interesting, but not really that interesting, that a model in her early 20s…manages to look like a 45 mom on family vacation in pretty much every single photoshoot she’s ever done. It’s creepy.

It’s like even with jean technology and lulu lemon leggings that make a booty pop, even on fat chicks, I see this shit daily, a overrated pig like Kate Upton can come along and pose for the paps on her balcony, looking like she’s celebrating her divorce and the kids being with the dad for the week she’s in Australia…

It’s weird…but not as weird as her saying she hated her tits, then retracting that statement, and saying she loves her body, when really, she shouldn’t, even if every-man america loves it…

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2014

01

Apr

Kate Upton Sloppy Tits Cameron Diaz Hates for a Shitty Movie of the Day

Here is the trailer for some Kate Upton first movie bullshit that I call casting Kate Upton for publicity because she’s got a ridiculous loyal fan base who despite her shortcomings and shitty body, they still love her and think she’s great…especially that people at SI, she got them through the economic crisis….

The hightlight of the movie is when Cameron Diaz pretends to praise Kate Upton for having a great body, when you know she hates every second and every word she says of that part of the script, but being such a top tier actress who is always the same person in every movie, she managed to power through….

Looking at these gifs of her hardly there ass, set against her very there gut, buried under her obviously there, cuz they are sloppy and hanging all over the motherfucker and should have been reduced, because it’s not normal for a 20 year old to need a breast lift…tits…isn’t as fun as it should be…

And if one movie starring Cameron Diaz as the babe, or love interest, or Key Player who is Playing herself, here’s another movie of her that really shows off her depths and makes us questions “WHY THE FUCK DON’T THEY CAST OTHER PEOPLE FOR THESE SHITTY MOVIE ROLES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS TWAT”…here’s her movie called Sex Tape, that would have been better if I wrote it, because I am an expert on the sex tape scene and I wouldn’t cast ugly and old played out assholes.

Here’s her see through to nipples to keep you excited you geriatric loving weirdo…

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2014

26

Feb

Kate Upton Fat in CR of the Day

Kate Upton is a socialite….that’s how she made it….her great grandfather invented the washing machine, even if by the looks of her you’d think he invented refined sugar, fast food, and the fridge…and she put herself out there, scammed her way into a campaign, and Sports Illustrated created her because she was too fat to be an actual model, and fat America loved her because she was less fat than the fat they were used to….and when she tries to do fashion…like this…you see just how garbage she is…unless you are me, because if you are me, you are just happy she’s clothed…

I mean why is this sloppy titty model doing fashion…it’s so weird…or just fashion being contemporary to get mainstream clicks…who knows…she sucks…while she’s not stuffing her face…

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2014

14

Feb

Kate Upton on the Beach for Edelman’s of the Day

It’s nice to see plus sized marine mammals getting work on the beach…it’s like usually they just make a documentary on these fuckers to try to shut down Sea World…that everyone watches and feels bad about until they book their trip to San Diego and go to Sea World…

Sure I am not into overrated fat chicks…modelling shoes, at least I assume this is for shoes, fat chicks love shoes…but I am into celebrating that however awful the new SI cover is, at least it’s not Kate Upton, but rather the 3 other models who get the most buzz on social media..

Because SI are a bunch of whores who use whores to make money.

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2014

07

Feb

Kate Upton Tries to do a Handstand of the Day

If you want to take pics of Kate Upton to showcase how she’s just a really fucking normal girl with nothing really to offer…the kind of girl who serves you at McDonalds and who sneaks one too many fries…you do it like this..

You get her unfit and non-atheltic body in a sweater, you showcase that she can’t do a handstand because she is unfit and non-atheletic and disproportionate..and you publish them like it’s art…

Even if it’s tragedy…totally misuse of sloppy massive tits on a sloppy massive body that like being exposed because it pays the fucking bills..

All this to say…weird..very weird..

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2014

03

Feb

Kate Upton and Other Celebs at the Superbowl Parties of the DAy

As you know, it was the Superbowl, a time I like to lock myself in my house and sit in the dark waiting for the game to end, not out of excitement or anxiety of who is going to win, like Mayweather and his 10 million dollar losing bet, but because Football is boring, it attracts horrible fucking people, and represents all that is wrong with America…

That’s why I chose to appreciate that everyone was locked into a party somewhere, so that I could catch up on my Dirty Dancing watching…

I guess it also attracts a lot of celebrities who love any excuse to throw a party, or go to a party, to be seen…and it also attacks a lot of corporate sponsored events with open bar and celebrity guests…

So the STEPFORUM DECIDED TO COMPILE ALL THE PICS FOR YOU

Because you care what these assholes were doing last night, and really the last 4 nights…even if you pretend you don’t…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE SUPERBOWL PARTIES CLICK HERE

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2014

23

Jan

Kate Upton Does the Superbowl for Vogue of the Day

The Super Bowl is a big deal for Kate Upton…

Not necessarily because she’s into Football…

Not necessarily because her fan base is all about that shit…and I don’t mean to shit on every football fan, because I know that football is a huge deal to dudes of all socio-economic backgrounds…I just mean to say that trailer dwelling mass market blue collar Joe the Plumber motherfucker with the 400 pound wife is all about this Kate Upton shit, her awkward body is like some angelic shape from heaven…

But because of all the party snacks…so much food for her to eat her way through…because that’s what pigs do.

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2014

15

Jan

Sports Illustrated Does the Monster Mash of the Day

Here are two trolls who you know as Genevieve Morton and Kate Upton, who I am going to assume must have fucked their way to the pages of Sports Illustrated to fool some decision maker along the way that big tits are good enough to get a bitch in a magazine since the readership of Sports Illustrated are middle american hicks who just like tits, and who are used to staring at their inbred obese wife’s moustache every night eating casserole…

These two troll bitches…lucked out, and they know it, that’s why they are posing together in this picture knowing they have no business being swimsuit models, but that they are just filling some fat chick quota needed to keep the average man readership locked down…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Jan

Kate Upton’s V-Magazine Shoot of the Day

Fatty Kate Upton has been photoshopped aggressively from a fashion magazine that decided to either shit on fashion by using a fat model who has a lot of hype, trying to be controversial like it was a Benneton ad in the 80s, or some other high concept idea that fashion will put together to make some kind of useless yet glamorous social commentary…or maybe they are just trying to garner buzz, get attention because people, mainly white trash dudes love Kate Upton…or maybe they have a quota of fat chicks they need to use in the magazine to be deemed appropriate for young girls to read in this era of hating skinny girls, and turning our backs on skinny girls while encouraging fat girls because obesity fuels fast food industry, junk food industry, health care industry while keeping people lazy as fuck and unable to bother fighting what the government imposes on them…but maybe I’m taking these a bit too seriously…and should just stare at her tits…

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2014

10

Jan

Kate Upton for W Magazine of the Day


Kate Upton is fat…

I used to get hate mail for writing that, but for some reason I call being irrelevant, the hate mail stopped, but that couldn’t be possible, I run the premiere site on the internet, then I realized that it only stopped because people were being won over and started believing and agreeing with me that she was overrated, had a weird body, was just a sack of sloppy tits with a flat stomach, who was going to end up forgotten and obese…they understood she was just a pawn used to promote Sports Illustrated and make them money selling their magazines to the white trash they sell magazines to…it was always just a scam riding off her viral success…but for some reason the Fashion industry picked her up and here she is for W…

I assume…it has everything to do with them trying to pretend they don’t only use skinny bitches…

Either way here are the pics…

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2013

19

Dec

Kate Upton’s Boobs in Slow Motion for a Trailer of the Day

I am sure I posted the behind the scenes paparazzi pics of this movie, because I remember seeing them, but feel a little uninterested in looking for Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton on the beach, but I don’t mind posting the edited footage of Kate Upton’s tits on the beach, not because I like her awkward shitty ass body and shitty acting….or even because I like her tits…but because you do…and I’m accommodating like that…I mean if anything this is a massive fucking Judd Apatow joke…thanks to an Sports Illustrated swimsuit joke….the worst….but tits…sloppy or not…are tits…

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2013

26

Nov

A Couple More Pics of Kate Upton at the Horrible Photoshoot of the Day

I posted some of these pics of FAT PIG UPTON yesterday…when I was in a state of shock that they happened…because FAT PIG UPTON is an enemy of the site, and really an enemy to the nation…

If a girl of this size and level of disgusting can be celebrated, where is the motivation for girls to get fit, to not eat like cows, because apparently cows are what all you sick fucks want to fuck…cuz I guess hot girls are boring to you and you’re going down that slippery slope of weirdness…

I think she’s been issued by the government to encourage obesity, to be a beacon of hope for fast food companies, and to create a sick and lazy nation…

I don’t understand how seeing a fat girl rolling around in the sand is anything hot, or positive, if anything, these fuckers are just playing a sick joke on us…

She is the worst.

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2013

25

Nov

Really Weird Kate Upton Photshoot Pics of the Day

I have no idea what’s going on here…I don’t know when it is from…or what it is of…all I see is farm animals and a lot of skin…it’s confusing me and reminds me of every drunken slut I’ve ever brought home…no, my drunken sluts aren’t models…but they are pigs..some would ever call them cows…if they saw their udders…

BOOM. This should punish you – but unfortunately, not for her, or for SI, you like it..you fertile, well fed bitch, loving piece of shit.

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2013

07

Nov

Kate Upton Gets Body Painted of the Day


SI is trying to generate Buzz by releasing the world record winning body paint video in the category of “Most Paint Used To Cover The Massive Vagina of this Cow of a Model”…I heard they went through thousands of dollars of the paint..and craft services..that’s a whole other story..feeding this girl on set the 14 hours it takes to body paint her…was more food than an african village consumes in a month…money better spent hiring actual HOT bikini models…but no one listens to me…they just hate on someone calling a huge girl who shouldn’t be in a bikini out for tricking the world in the weirdest way with sloppy tits….

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