Kate Upton is doing some fairy tale fantasy fetish shit for CR Fashion magazine, all Little Bo Peepin’ it up in some bloomers and huge titties….and I know what you are thinking, that this bitch is hardly what the media is making her out to be, sure she’s got fat sloppy tits at the tender age of 19, but her face is rugged and retarded looking, but more importantly, her body is boxy, and struggling to not catch up to her big old titties….because you are a hater and a bad person….just jealous of all she’s done in this short time…and no I’m not talking about her eating….

I think she looks lovely, delicate and very fit….because girls need to love their bodies…no matter how diabetic they are…..even after the amputations and motorized scooter assisted living….she’ll still have her tits…it’s just God’s plan for us.

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Kate Upton at Fashion Night Out is like watching National Geographic Channel…because she’s a monster of a woman who people have accidentally confused for a hot woman…cuz she has big tits and takes a decent picture…but who when you see out amongst real humans you can tell she’s just big as fuck and hiding a belly that was bound to happen the day she put on her 36 DD bra….it was just a matter of time before her metabolism slowed down and she morphed into Anna Nicole Smith…..a future that’s not too far away….but that isn’t amongst us yet…so staring at her tits, ignoring her stomach, is the best strategy to enjoy her….

Here’s the video of the beast…..shot from the gut up…for obvious reasons….

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Kate Upton is pretty fucking awful across the board and I am not saying that cuz I am gay, although everyone who comments will surely say “you’re gay”…I am saying that cuz she’s overrated, barely hot, definitely boring, but most importantly a fat chick in fucking training….she may be thin now, but give her some time to grow into her sloppy tits…her body is already struggling to not look awkwar…and her face…all muppet-like and irritating is just fucking shitty….but she’s been marketed to the everyday American man…who like fat tits on young girls….expecting them to end up tanks regardless…cuz that is the American way….and I guess the good news is that I also like fat tits on young girls…even if I know the outcome of her body….live in the now motherfuckers….

Here are some pics for her Skullcandy campaign….

TO SEE THE VIDEO OF SOME KATE UPTON BEING LAZY IN A SKULL CANDY CAMPAIGN FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Here’s a Kate Upton bikini video from a couple of days ago that I assume was shot a couple of months or maybe even years ago because she still hadn’t fully grown into her fat tits….….you know cuz she’s a fat chick in training, sloppy across the board, who hasn’t finished puberty and who will have a slowed down metabolism turning her into an Anna Nicole Smith by 25…I can tell by the perkiness of her Saggers…..

Listening to Kate Upton’s interview with SI instead of looking at her tits is a huge mistake if you want to maintain any erection she likely gives you…because she is a fucking vapid retard who should go back to school instead of do this whole lazy modeling thing that won’t last due to her required fat fighting….But hearing her talk about how much she loves oysters, really excitedly solidifies any doubt you may have that she is in fact a fat chick not in a fat body yet…..

Enjoy.

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I get SO MUCH fucking hate about this Kate Upton pig….because I call her fat, or a fat chick in training, because the simple fact that all busty girls at 18, have guts that catch up eventually, no matter how hard they try, cuz being DD and thin at 18 doesn’t last….and struggling with food as her metabolism slows down….becomes the fucking reality…

Well, I think this pic proves that the proof is in the pudding, the same pudding Kate Upton’s been eating too much of…

Amazing how good I am at calling these things..

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Kate Upton posted these pics to twitter….she’s a bikini model who I call a fat chick in training….because she’s really a fat chick in training…and I think she realizes that her gut is catching up to her tits…skinny legs or not…she’s sloppy….cuz why else would she be posting pics from the belly button up…this is some Secret Internet Strategy….that I’ve been tricked by so many times to know it when I see it….but at least she’s got awesome sized tits and a loyal fan base….and more importanlty a few more years before actually turning into Anna Nicole Smith…

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I am the first to admit that I am a Kate Upton hater…I think she’s an overeating, sloppy titty, fat girl in training who looks like she struggles hard with her weight, cuz she’s destined to be a big fucking girl, and she’s built like a big fucking girl, but she’s got to hold onto this flat stomach as long as she can cuz it makes her money, and she can’t let genetics get in the way of that, even though at 19, no one has tits that big that hang like that unless they are 100 pounds heavier….and I guess watching her struggle with her weight will be a source of entertainment as are looking at the pics of her in photoshoots pre-getting fat….

We call this the Anna Nicole Smith hustle…that said, these pics are probably recycled from another photoshoot, but I’ll post them anyway, cuz I am a drunk and everything is new to me…even if I saw it an hour earlier…

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Kate Upton is a fat chick in training. She has a shitty ass, but not in the traditional sense of a shitty ass, because there is no shit needed to be wiped off her ass, like an anal sex fail that ruined your bed sheets, it is just that, her shit has no shape to it, and the reason is simple, she is destined to be obese…any 18 year old with DDs and who is thin, just hasn’t fully developed, so she is milking it and the public is eating it up cuz they want to milk her, and I may be too much of a downer or realist, but I guess I should just get on the Kate Upton train and stop complaining, cuz she’s going no where for a while, it’ll take at least 10 years before she Anna Nicole Smiths….and let’s face it I’ve fucked worse…and will continue to fuck worse…

UPDATE – Here’s the Video….and she’s Amazing…

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Kate Upton may depress me with being overrated and the fact that the future brings obesity – making her nothing more than a fat chick in training – but then I remember – by the time that happens, I’ll probably be dead, and fat chick tits before they become fat chicks, even if they are sloppy, are still fun to play with and look at….I mean and more importantly, the world is into her, the collective penis of the world has decided she’s ok and thinking anything but that makes you a cock sucking, man ass loving faggot….. but I don’t really care about what the general population thinks,cuz I know that fat or not I’d still fuck her…because I’ve fucked way worse and will continue to…I just recognize flaws….and fixate on them and there’s nothing wrong with pointing out what is wrong with that….

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