Apparently these are new Kate Upton for Beach Bunny bikinis pics…but they all kinda look the fucking same to me….so I can’t tell you when they were shot or released….I can just tell you that Kate Upton has really big 19 year old titties in them….titties that I am sure the rest of her body is going to catch up with….titties that are probably not as spectacular as they may appear to be if they were topless….cuz she kinda looks sloppy…except maybe when photoshopped….making her into this over-hyped…soon to be overweight internet phenomenon….that I can’t fully hate on, cuz unlike most chicks I know, she’s using her window of opportunity to make as much as she can, and that’s far better than working a fucking garden center at the grocery store like other college kids…

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Kate Upton should keep her focus on her tits because her 19 year old massive tits are amazing…I mean that’s why she is who she is and has the exposure and fans she does…it doesn’t go much deeper than that…you see cuz her face is average, her legs and body whatever and now an ass that’s always hidden, for a reason, is uninspiring….I’m not surprised cuz as far as I’m concerned she’s borderline fat chick…cuz I know today she’s fit…but soon that metabolism’s gonna stop working….Anna Nicole…

The good news is that she’s out producing some Instagram pics…like all those instagram models with instagram modeling contracts I sometimes jerk off to….and they involve her getting her decent but not life changing ass grabbed….and titties in bikinis and topless cuz that’s what she does….before being forced to retire due to obesity…..it’s gonna happen….but that day’s not today…so enjoy…

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Kate Upton may be overrated. She will probably be fat. Her body is kinda sloppy…at least I see where her body is heading…she’s stil 19…even fat 19 year olds aren’t slippy…. but her tits are massive and rockin…and since tits pretty much control the world cuz they suck all men, even world leaders fall into their evil titty grasp…she’s doing okay and she’s worth staring at…even in these hot half naked pics for DT magazine….even though it is time for her to get naked before it’s too late….take it in before she becomes Anna Nicole Smith

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Kate Upton gets so much press because dudes love tits…while all I see is an ass that is gonna catch up to the shit…in what is already a kinda sloppy body despite how hard she probably tries to maintain her body….so I got to talking to a girl yesterday who was on my side….and not cuz she was jealous that Kate Upton makes more guys cum in 5 minutes than she has in her 20 year old life….but cuz she has fucking eyes and can spot the flaws in the over-hype that is her…like her Gummy Smile and not so beautiful face when there aren’t cameras and lights and make-up on her….but at least it’s not her bloated gunt….Anna Nicole Smith the Sequel right here..

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If you have been on the internet the last 2 days you will probably have seen this video of a sloppy bodied Kate Upton who is going to end up fat, but who is currently not fat….except in her tits…dancing in a skimpy fucking bikini for Terry Richardson ….shit went viral fast…cuz she’s the biggest deal in internet tits…he’s the biggest deal in fashion photography…both underserving…but who cares….here are the outtake pics…topless and busty….

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Take it in while you can…cuz this bitch isn’t gonna last forever….I already seen signs of her sloppiness coming…cuz tits this big don’t come as a stand alone item for long…the ass and gut always follow….at 19 it is all good…but by 23 – she’ll be rocking an eating disorder and an addiction to working out….making her lose her tits you love so much…por turning obese cuz that’s just how it happens….

I don’t know why Kate Upton’s internet fame for having big tits that lead to SI Covers in skimpy bikinis bothers me so much…I mean I’m as into watching her bad dancing in video….

But I guess I hate things that are marketed hard and overhyped….Here she is photoshopped modeling bullshit bikinis….

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Like all dudes who once had a concept that got them noticed….even if it wasn’t all that great of a concept….or even an original concept…but a concept that involved hipster model bitches naked in the 90s being all wild and crazy….you know like some kind of documentarian documenting the wild and crazy life of hot, rich, young New Yorkers… that annoyed me but was at least more interesting to look at….who go corporate….the titties and the nipples and the vagina lips being spread into a puppet get traded in for photoshopping the nipples out of pictures of the most overrated tits in the industry….cuz surprise surprise…dudes like tits and make the girls with tits prosper….sorry breast cancer survivors 🙁

Here’s Kate Upton boring as fuck….as boring as a Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot….all while wearing a bra….a concept you probably will have a hard time grasping…how can it be possible….you know cuz she has big tits bro….

Here’s the video….

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Kate Upton has finally given us a glimpse of her nipple….and it is a dark one…which is nice…..not that I have a nipple preference….I think pink nipples are great too…even flesh colored nipples work for me…hell I don’t even need there to be nipples to cum on a set of tits…..I am just trying to be positive about this overrated pig faced girl who is going to be obese…cuz tits this big at 19 mean the rest of her is gonna follow…something that pisses people off when I say…so instead I decide to focus on the fucking good…you know looking at the positive of life…like this was fucking group therapy and my cynical, hateful, angry ass was finally seeing the light…appreciating the beauty of flowers growing in my backyard…if I had a fucking backyard….but I can’t afford one of those cuz life and alcoholism have wronged me you show off cocksucker with a backyard mocking me….

All this to say, I have no idea why she decided for some Survivor promo to show her nipples, if anything this is a werid fucking venue for her to bring out the nipples for the first time, but you know I’m gonna stay positive and just be glad she did…instead of worrying about why or how fat she’ll be in 6 years….Making fucking progress as a human…be proud.

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