Kate Upton has finally given us a glimpse of her nipple….and it is a dark one…which is nice…..not that I have a nipple preference….I think pink nipples are great too…even flesh colored nipples work for me…hell I don’t even need there to be nipples to cum on a set of tits…..I am just trying to be positive about this overrated pig faced girl who is going to be obese…cuz tits this big at 19 mean the rest of her is gonna follow…something that pisses people off when I say…so instead I decide to focus on the fucking good…you know looking at the positive of life…like this was fucking group therapy and my cynical, hateful, angry ass was finally seeing the light…appreciating the beauty of flowers growing in my backyard…if I had a fucking backyard….but I can’t afford one of those cuz life and alcoholism have wronged me you show off cocksucker with a backyard mocking me….

All this to say, I have no idea why she decided for some Survivor promo to show her nipples, if anything this is a werid fucking venue for her to bring out the nipples for the first time, but you know I’m gonna stay positive and just be glad she did…instead of worrying about why or how fat she’ll be in 6 years….Making fucking progress as a human…be proud.

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