This is some Kate Upton I can almost get behind and fuck with….partially because she’s not at the stage in her career where her body catches up to her tits thanks to a slowing metabolism that happens to ever chick…you know when she’s no longer freshly 19 rocking DD tits…and 28 rocking the plus sized store to find pants she can fit in….

Sure the nudity is cheap and strategic so that she might as well not be nude at all….but it’s still nudity and that means someone saw her cunt and nipples in the process and lets hope that someone camera phoned the shit…cuz I need to see how these fucking tits hang…

So take it in before she becomes the next Anna Nicole Smith peddling fucking diet pills and prescription pills remembering the glory days…

I bet her favorite part was at the cafe….I’m sure there were donuts…her favorite…mmmmmm

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I know Kate Upton is a chubby assed, sloppy tit, bad faced twat who is only on the cover of SI because she became an internet sensation with pervert college kids who never dealt with tits before….and SI wants to sell fucking copies and get fucking traffic to their billion dollar hustle….

It amazes me that SNL is still on the air….but more importantly how boring people are….I was out drinking hard with crackheads at some college party this past saturday and managed to hit my twiter – when checking what was trending…SNL was…that means the masses were at home watching this garbage…either twitter is filled with 15 year old suburb kids in basements….or unhappy married people who don’t go out to get fucked up….

SNL Sucks and So does Kate Upton….so I didn’t watch the shit cuz I hate everything about the shit…notice the work I go to for you assholes…

Here’s some Kate Upton Bikini for Beach Bunny….I still this overrated as fuck….but this is why people notice her…

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There is a dude who comes to the site named “Bull Monkey”….and along with being the only reader of the site who also hates the site…he seems to fucking hate Kate Upton…..and I understand why…she’s a sloppy body…sloppy titty internet sensation that makes a mockery of modeling because she only got the cover for being as popular as she is….she is designed to sell ads and Kate Upton gets traffic….all because she’s got a big set of floppy tits…on an untoned body…average looking at best…but marketed properly….because the world knows that if you have a set of big tits…the public will respond….and no dude gay or straight in his right mind would turn down her pussy…cuz she’s got sex appeal….and here she is dancing on a photoshoot ruining that sex appeal…making me wonder why she hasn’t got video footage of her having sex yet…cuz that’s kinda more where she belongs in the world of “modeling”….not that she’s be good a sex you know based on this dancing…but I’d still like to watch it.

Here are pics of her on Letterman the other day…cuz really who wants to hear what she has to say….

Oh shit…I tricked you…here she is on Letterman to put a retard brain to those tits…

All hype…

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These pictures are over a year old…but I dont’ think that really matters…they circulating around the internet and I’m posting them cuz she’s wearing a thong…but more importantly cuz I’ve had at least 5 emails hating on Kate Upton by people calling me a see out for posting the SI shit cuz it’s all commercial…despite the fact that Kate Upton, although not toned, has huge teen tits and those fuckers pay her to show them off, a service for all of you to seduce their advertisers, all while I get nothing from nobody, sucking at life on Valentine’s Day….

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Obviously….

I saw this leaked last night and didn’t care…probably cuz I could have called this last year….or possibly cuz it is totally uninteresting….

She’s 19, she’s got huge tits, she’s at the top of her game, her metabolism hasn’t slowed down yet…her ass hasn’t caught up to her tits…guys everywhere love her…especially bros….she’s been marketed proper and that’s more than I can say for most 19 year old with DD tits…it usually takes them til their early 20s to actually get to this point…

I think her face is retarded, her body awkward and sloppy…definitely not toned…just teenaged….and I’m sure she doesn’t have a great ass I can chip a tooth on….but I also think she’s the right all american choice….

Now I think it is time for her to pose nude…..and fuck on camera….before it is too late…..

Here are some of her photoshopped pictures:

Here is the video:

Here is the whole SI 2012 Swimsuit Section that they will be milking the next year cuz it is the only issue that makes them money ….too bad it’s not 1989….before the internet when this kind of shit allowed me to masturbate…I’m not about to spend my day ripping off their pics and uploading the shit only to be asked to take them down….so visit SI ….

Here’s the paparazzi congratulating her like this matters…like it is an accomplishment…what a fucking joke…our priorities are fucked…….I mean other than they great huge tit part…

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I already did a Kate Upton Big Tits for V Magazine post today…How many fucking Kate Upton posts do you expect out of me before my head explodes….

I’m just gonna say the same fucking thing…over and over again until my point that doesn’t even fucking matter and that no one cares to hear just becomes annoying more than it is repetitive….cuz all anyonee should be interested in are her great tits…and I’m just being a piece of shit about her great tits…by reminding us that all good things come to an end…like some kind of emo/goth/teen angst unable to keep my focus on the fact that she’s 19, her tits are huge, she’s at the top of her game, she’s going to be topless in pictures soon enough, and that her tits are great so let’s just enjoy it and not worry about her future obesity….cuz right now…it just doesn’t matter….no matter how bang on my predicition is…

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So V Magazine is prepping us with this preview…for what is going to be a very fucking busty shoot with Kate Upton who is at the top of her game and taking it all in because she knows that one day soon her metabolism is going to slow down…her gut and ass are going to catch up with her tits and starving herself and working out won’t have a fucking chance….cuz that’s what becoming a woman going, all fertile and post-puberty is all about….being this bust at 19, evn with all the hormones in the food will end in disaster…but disaster hasn’t struck yet, so think of this as sipping a cocktail on the beach in Haiti a few months before the earthquake…if you know what I mean….if you don’t…then let me put it this way….disaster is coming…so enjoy this while it fucking lasts…

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If you have absolutely nothing to do….which I am thinking you don’t…because you are on this site….here’s the full celebrity beach bowl including such sluts and Nina Dobrev and Kate Upton…and they aren’t wearing a bikini….so I have no idea why anyone would want to waste their time watching this…but I am posting it anyway….

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I don’t know why companies feel compelled to give these models a voice…like the public cares to hear from them…when all we want to do is look at them…

Cuz the second I hear these bikini model cunts talk….I instantly hate them and their pudgy retard face…..it’s like their sex appeal disappears and I start thinking if I was actually to fuck this bitch, I’d have to listen to her talk, making jerking off to her tits, more stressful than it should be…especially since it is hard enough dealing with the fact that she’s gonna end up fat….

Just keep them doing what they were hired to do…posing like idiots half naked for a camera so we can imagine they are whoever we want them to be…instead of listening to them talk making us hate them and everything they represent….

Bring the focus back to her disproportionate tits…fuckers…

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I always rip into Kate Upton for being a typical teen girl…You know fat in the tits thanks to hormones in the processed foods we eat….all that fast food does some good until the bitch stops working out….or her metabolism slows down when she hits 21….Her ass will catch up to her tits…and that’s why it makes no sense why she’d do a Carl’s Jr Ad…I mean other than that she’s getting paid…and she’s not fat right now…and fatty foods made her tits the way they are…endorsing young girls everywhere to get up on the fast food train so that they too can be bikini models too..or at least busty….and I guess it is starting to make sense…

Here are some photoshopped pics of her in her bikini for Beach Bunny bikinis a company that pays her tits to sell their products…which is fine for now…let’s just home it’s not a long term contract….because I may wanna see obese Upton thanks to her all you can eat Carl’s Jr and ass catching up with tits as nature designed her….in a bikini….but I’m a weirdo and most people prefer when she’s disproportionate in a good way….so here are some tits making money from all fucking angles….while it lasts.

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