If you didn’t think Kate Upton’s job was already a fucking joke…you know, famous out of no where and all she has to do is show up…get in clothes or bathing suits people put out for her and sit there for money and the good life…..you know easy as hell because thanks to you perverts and her really big tits that her ass haven’t caught up to yet, but will, she’s an internet sensation….here’s video evidence from her Harper’s Bazaar shoot…I’m more into her SHOOT FOR MUSE ….but we need more labia/nipple/nudity out of this porn looking bitch to really make me happy…

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What a waste of Kate Upton’s breasts…Not to mention this Beach Bunny shit is tacky as fuck. I feel like it belongs on a trailer park wife…toothless and prostituting herself for a back of smokes while her husband is outback raping their kids….seriously….white fucking trash…..

Kate Upton’s career has a 2 year window. The internet and her big 18 year old tits made her famous enough to get work…photoshop made people believe she’s gonna stay this shape…when historical evidence of similar bodies….scream obese by 30…..no…I can’t live in the moment…especially not when the bitch is in a seee through top but her nipples have been erased…while wearing white trash gear….this is a fail….a waste of her good years….before it all goes terribly bad….

PS – she’s not as hot as you think she is….

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When you have a ridiculously busty mode….who is only successful because of the internet and our love of her tits….at 19….that we all know are going to become a belly at fat ass at 25….making her the next Anna Nicole Smith….but we don’t have to worry about that now…we can just appreciate her for what she is right now….

You don’t take pictures of her without exploiting her tits….Disappointing…

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If you are a smart marketer trying to reach dudes between the ages of 16-29….Kate Upton is your girl. This internet sensation, who kills it on every guy blog out there, from hip hop sites, to frat boy sites, is considered by the masses to be really fucking relevant….

Since I sit on the fringes and I’m full of hate, all I see is Anna Nicole Smith at 19….busty as fuck, stripping in texas befoer marrying the billionaire and ending up 300 fucking pounds….

It’s the same negativity that when I leave the house on a hot day, my first thought is, OMG we’re all gonna die, the world is gonna blow up, 2012 is fucking real, thank fucking god, I’ve wanted the apocalypse the last 20 years, cuz humans are fucking shitty……

But even knowing her dark, sad future, I can always appreciate a 19 year old with DDs, even if the rest of her is soft, doughy and on a one way ticket to fat chick….and I guess so can everyone else….because they know how to live in the moment or some shit…fucking hippies.

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Zoo York is part of Marc Ecko’s Empire…the same dude behind Ecko….but more importanlty he owns all MY FRIENDS AT COMPLEX ….and his marketing team was smart enough to do a few things….first…they brought in internet sensation Kate Upton, cuz her ridiculous tits get hits, but then they also made the ad semi sexual and inappropriate, edgy and exciting, with bugs running commentary as her big titty bounce as she jogged….something I feel she doesn’t do…cuz she’s Anna Nicole Smith in the making….but it still got banned on MTV, leading to more press, taking this graff/skate brand from 1993, to a whole other level of mainstream…Money fucking making….

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Here’s a story that’s not a story….of a paparazzi with an awkward voice asking Kate Upton if she’d ever date a normal guy, which she ignored, probably because the dude was a leprochaun and she’s not ready to deal with that St Patrick’s day shit…or maybe a cartoon character that should, if he’s not already, work doing voice overs…I am a good judge of talent and this motherfucker is the next Sponge Bob Square Pants….

I’m only digging this video because Kate Upton proves to be a cunt who has no time for the little people…literally….and because her ass doesn’t look as disgusting as I know it is going to in the years to come…so take in the diva cunt behavior…cuz it won’t be long before one of you will be figthing her for the last french fry at the all you can eat buffet….

Seriously.

On a sidenote, I’ve decided to only fuck girls with modeling contracts, I’ll let you know how that works out.

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I hate TWITTER ….It just doesn’t make sense why I’d want to read the rants of every idiot on TWITTER who thinks people care about what he has to say or some fucking joke that disappears and gets lost within seconds cuz everyone is being flooded by everyone else’s annoying, useless, often times totally irrelevant thoughts…..It’s just noise and it annoys me.

The only thing good about TWITTER is that it is taking over the paparazzi’s job, cuz celeb bitches are using it as their unofficial fan club, even if I’d rather they be using me as an unofficial fan club, and/or toilet, and/or vibrator, and/or something to breast feed….

So here is Kate Upton showing off her fat arms….that compliment her fat tits…and that one day her ass and belly will catch up to…just as soon as the metabolism slows down…making her whole Carl’s Jr shit yesterday pretty risky business…playing with serious fire….wondering how many burgers she downed and how long her metabolism can keep up….

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Let’s just hope Kate Upton wasn’t paid in free food for life for this Carl’s Jr burger campaign, because despite what you perverts who only have eyes for her big sloppy tits think, Kate Upton is not an image of perfection, she’s an Anna Nicole Smith, just waiting for her metabolism to slow down enough to explode on the scene and over her untoned ass….She’s 19, so her half nakedness is good, but seeing her promoting fast food is too close to home….too much of a glimpse into her future…that luckily tits distract me from….

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So here is Kate Upton in some “Skinny Trousers” according to the poofter voice over cuz I know that’s what you are looking at, I mean isn’t she known for her skinny trouser wearing….take it in cuz in 5-7 years the only skinny jeans she’ll be wearing will be XXL…I know it..

Point is that Kate Upton, bra or not, has big tits…and that’s about it. She got popular on the internet, cuz the internet is filled with low standard losers, and the mainstream media responded….she’s uninteresting, overrated and annoying and I’m pretty sure her tits hang badly on her untoned body…but I don’t know why I bother…cuz you’re all the low standard losers endorsing this bitch who made this bitch a covergirl….you’re all gonna just call me gay…cuz calling a bitch overrated and average at best, especially one with big tits, cuz I’ve met hot girls with big tits that I wanted to fuck…but if I don’t like Upton…it makes me love cock in my ass according to you fucking idiots.

Now watch Kate Upton take it all in….

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