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2012

01

May

Kate Upton Boring in a Bra with Her Nippes Photoshopped Out of the Day

Like all dudes who once had a concept that got them noticed….even if it wasn’t all that great of a concept….or even an original concept…but a concept that involved hipster model bitches naked in the 90s being all wild and crazy….you know like some kind of documentarian documenting the wild and crazy life of hot, rich, young New Yorkers… that annoyed me but was at least more interesting to look at….who go corporate….the titties and the nipples and the vagina lips being spread into a puppet get traded in for photoshopping the nipples out of pictures of the most overrated tits in the industry….cuz surprise surprise…dudes like tits and make the girls with tits prosper….sorry breast cancer survivors 🙁

Here’s Kate Upton boring as fuck….as boring as a Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot….all while wearing a bra….a concept you probably will have a hard time grasping…how can it be possible….you know cuz she has big tits bro….

Here’s the video….

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