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2012

18

Jul

Kate Upton Boring in the Sunday Times of the Day

I don’t know how anyone can look at these pics of Kate Upton and not see that she is fat…or at least a fat chick in training. I’ve been saying it from the first time I saw her that an 18 year old should not be stacked like this, especially when her tits look sloppy and doughy, because it is a sure sign that the rest of her will catch up to her. She is the hot chick from High School who is no 30 and 300 fucking pounds before hitting 300 pounds…you know when still hot….and over hyped….and marketed hard….and all you idiots are buying into it…

The more I look at this dumpy body pics, the more I can see her double chin but at least you love her…

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2012

10

Jul

Kate Upton GQ Outtakes of the Day

GQ released some new Kate Upton pics from their hot photoshoot they did with her because GQ is milking the smartest move they’ve made in years, by getting Kate Upton to shoot in a wet t-shirt, risking their advertisers pulling cuz in America, nipples are bad, at least when on my site, in a time when print magazines are going bankrupt, but more importantly in a time when Kate Upton has a very small window of opportunity, and is at her peak but doesn’t know it, cuz she’s a fat chick in training cuz the rest of her body will catche up to her huge sloppy tits….they in a wet t-shirt like this was some college spring break party…..when guys everywhere are obsessed….It was well played and the goods continue….even if they aren’t as good since they lack nipple and really what’s a tit without nipple….

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2012

27

Jun

Some More Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt Pics for GQ of the Day

Kate Upton for GQ rocking a wet T-shirt has been a revolutionary move for her….and it has turned people like me onto her….because before she was some bitch who wasn’t milking her tits to their full potential…who was just squeezing their sloppiness into a bikini…making me think her nipples were the of a fat chick who was only fat in her tits at 19 but who is gonna be fat everywhere when her body catches up to her….and I still believe that….only it just doesn’t really matter at all….cuz she’s in a wet t-shirt bro…

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2012

26

Jun

Kate Upton Terry Richardson GQ Shoot Video of the Day


People hate me because I call Kate Upton a fat chick who isn’t fat yet….those people unfortunately are optimists who don’t see the dark cloud over the future…They don’t believe in global warming and they are convinced that the rich aren’t investing in space travel because their industry has destroyed the world….they just live in their simple, happy, sheltered life behind blinders and appreciate a set of big fucking tits in a wet t-shirt….all hard nippled and amazing….but that doesn’t mean Kate Upton isn’t a fat girl in training….and even if she is I can still kick back and appreciate this shit too…I can put truth behind me and really take it in….cuz she’s busty as fuck…and this is exactly what the hype is all about amazing…

Either way, Terry Richardson is cashing in on this Kate Upton Train and this is the video that would be better if she didn’t look like she was gonna end up obese….but still good and busty…..

Here are more screenshots…..


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2012

22

Jun

Kate Upton Hot Big Tits in Vogue Spain of the Day

Despite hating fat chicks who aren’t fat yet….as well as hating Kate Upton for being overrated….. HER BIG TITS IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT FOR GQ were a fucking Game Changer for her…

That pretty much put her in a whole new realm of worth looking at, because before that shoot, those nipples were on lockdown and for a bitch who depends on her tits in a huge way, while other bitches less hyped then her are showing off their tits….even though her tits are the only thing of value she has and has had no problem exploiting in a safe for work way….maximizing them and taking them to the next level deserves some credit…..

Here she is in Vogue Spain July 2012…..not as good as GQ….but good enough for me to not hate……despite hating everything about this bitch…except maybe her tits…cuz tits are inspiring….no matter what cunt they are attached to…..

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2012

19

Jun

Kate Upton’s Got Hard Nipples in her Wet See Through Shirt for GQ of the Day

I am not gonna hate on Kate Upton…because she’s obviously going to be a fat chick, she’s obviously overrated, but she’s stepped up her model game and is looking fucking hot, especially when Terry Richardson shoots her for GQ, because he talked her into showing off her hard nipples, something she hasn’t done, even though most models only get to this level by getting naked, making her value increase a bit in my eyes as she’s in a see through fucking shirt, instead of being lazy about shit, something I am sure she is used to, cuz she’s a fat chick in training….but not a fat chick yet…

All this to say, GQ did what they had to do. They took an opportunity that was sitting in a bikini in front of them and said “let’s go fucking viral with this bitch at her big titty prime”….and Kate Upton stepped up and delivered…cuz she needed to make a move…for fear of being replaced by a younger bustier retard in a bikini.

I still think she’s overrated and will be fat, more on that later, right now, I’m staring at her nipple…..

Here’s the video….

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2012

18

Jun

Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

I bet this was sloppy Kate Upton’s dream shoot….”You mean I get to eat popsicles all day until they get the shot”….the kind of shoot where she fucked up on purpose, you know closing one eye, or looking the other direction all to have a genuine excuse to not eat 14 boxes of these things, leaving her and her sloppy fat tits in some kind of Diabetic shock that was a prequel to her Anna Nicole Smith fate of being fat, drug addicted and void of a soul…fixated on the year she was a big deal for having huge tits…before the rest of her body caught up to her…

I hate fat chicks, even when they aren’t fat yet…..

Fuck Kate Upton and all the hype she comes with…even though I like staring at her tits…and all their 19 years old and not fat yet glory…

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2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton Uses Her Tits for Beach Bunny of the Day

I once wrote in my last Kate Upton post a few hours ago:

When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential

I’m glad she listened. I am so influential…

Sloppy pig of a woman isn’t too sloppy yet…so take it in…

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2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton Hides her Tits for a Clothing Campaign of the Day

When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential…because it is far too soon for bitch to think anyone wants to see her not showing off her tits….you know cuz that’s usually when all starts to crash…a level of cockiness that just gets the best of a bitch before it really should….

Her career is a 5 year window at best, and she’s already pulling this kind of diva shit posing fully clothed with Kellan Lutz in Dylan George and Abbot and Main’s fall 2012 advertisements like she’s fucking made it.

Fuck her for doing so much wrong in this campaign.

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2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton’s Legs for The Daily Dan of the Day

I know everyone fucking loves Kate Upton. I blame aggressive marketing and massive tits for that.

I am just glad I am not as easily influenced, cuz when I see these pics of Kate Upton are photoshopped and she still looks fat in them. Sure not offensively USA MADE fat….but sloppy enough to know she will be fat….not to mention her face is far from perfection that her attention in the media would make you think….but she does have long legs…and you idiots like staring at anything that is her….idiots.

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