Kate Upton was the big sloppy tits for a Skullcandy Campaign and a couple of days ago, they released a behind the scenes video where they specifically focused on Kate Upton’s big sloppy tits…cuz I guess when you pay the bitch 10,000 dollars – 20,000 dollars a day to be in your stupid fucking promo video since she’s an it-girl and people will notice…you might as well focus on the only thing that matters about her….

Watching this annoys me as she sucks in her stomach and behaves and moves in a way that makes me hate her…totally unsexy and playful in a bad way…but at least she’s still got them titties.

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Kate Upton was working on the weekend…this girl understands what I’ve been saying all along and that is that her time is limited on this modeling scene…her body just won’t be able to support her weight gain…and her weight gain won’t be able to support a modeling career…but she’s hype right now…an “It” girl who everyone wants a piece of because tits get fucking hits…and she’s got fucking tits…real big ones…that she knows she’s got to show off while they last…or while they are still youthful and good…and from doing SI and men’s magazines…to now getting COSMO , VOGUE , Jalouse …you’d think she was an actual fashion model…and not the plus sized model working the Sears catalog I see….making me think that either I’m the crazy one….or everyone’s just trying to get a piece to make a fucking dollar….

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I guess I am the only person who thinks that Kate Upton is piggish….because when I look at her…even when she is photoshopped to shit…I see a sloppy fat girl in training with a shitty ass….meaning that at 19, her big D tits are alright…and I guess it is important to live in the moment and appreciate when we have in front of us…but in no time her metabolism will stop, drop and roll the fuck out of here…leaving her an Anna Nicole Smith….big tits like this don’t come with fucking consequences….big tits like this are only good for a short window of opportunity….big tits like this…although amazing and fun to pay with in all their fleshy glory….are not as good as the media is making you believe….but I’ll still look at her making fat girl faces in Cosmo…cuz she’s half naked…and we like all girls who are half naked…even if they are a whole lot of big breasted belly hiding hype….

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This is for the die hard Kate Upton fans who were unsatisfied with the LAST TIME I POSTED THESE PICS ….cuz they were scans from the magazine and there were captions destroying her photoshopped integrity as a model….not that she really has any integrity as a model as far as I’m concerned, but that’s because I like my models to look like models, fit, thin, and awesome, and not thick and piggish and built like she’s gonna be 300 pounds just as soon as she starts eating again when this hype, that is totally undeserving starts to fizzle out….you know cuz people will realize that her stomach and her hips and her ass all fucking suck..and even her tits and the fat under her neck are sloppy at best….but I wouldn’t want to offend you and mock your dream girl…you no taste motherfucker….instead I’d like to give you pics of her made to look her fucking best…to continue the lie that is Kate Upton….

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Do you realize that there are actual amazing looking girls in the world…far better looking that this chubby, photoshopped to be skinny, fat chick in training….who are far better suited to be in Fashion magazines and bikini shoots….and who are genetically superior, busty with nice tits, not 19 and fighting off the inevitable obesity crisis that Kate Upton is facing…but for some reason…the internet made her fucking matter…she’s got groupies…people believe the lies…and thus the media buys into this Anna Nicole Smith shit…and the whole thing makes me very upset…but I’ll still stare at her tits…cuz I ultimately don’t care…and she’s not too fat for me yet…even though I see it fucking coming….I’m just sad they photoshopped out her double chin 🙁

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Kate Upton eats too much.

Seriously, Anna Nicole Smith called from the dead and says she wants her diet plan and slow metabolism back.

Sure, this is about as hot as sloppy fat chick tits get….but that’s not saying much as I’m usually drunk and it is 3 am and they were last standing when ranking them…

She needs a diet…..this is just gross.

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In exciting Kate Upton news….she’s dating Detroit Tigers’ Justin Verlander….at least according to my homies over at CELEBUZZ …..which may not be exciting to you…but is to me…cuz I love seeing really popular and underserving models find love that they can get knocked up and fat with…living a millionaire lifestyle with pro Athlete cock….to compensate for having little talent, skills, or education other than a rockin’ set of sloppy, floppy, amazing tits I’d like to knead, pull, prod and jerk off on, but I am not a millionaire pro Athlete….

I do hope her relationship makes all her fans turn on her…giving her a bit of a reality check….reminding her that she’s replaceable and that there are hundreds of other average faced tall chicks that are just as busty, jacked up on the same hormones in the food, who haven’t had their metabolism slow down by turning 21 and who haven’t gone off to college to gain their freshman 40….cuz they won the lottery instead….

Haters gonna hate..but I’m not hating…Terry Richardson dropped some pics of her and her tits from a magazine shoot and I’m into them…

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I am totally uninterested in Kate Upton…she’s got fat tits..but she’s also got a fat chick body…that’s just not fat yet…and I like to avoid issues before they happen…like quitting smoking before my lungs get cancerous…and quitting drinking before my liver falls out…even though I never actually do quit anything, I am a weak man with no self control, and hating on her for being over hyped…doesn’t mean I wouldn’t eat her shit if she asked me to, and not to see how much cake she ate the night before but cuz I like her so much…

What we can learn from this interview with cosmo is that she has a weird relationship with food and mentions it at least once as fat girls in training often do….

She doesn’t like pick up lines…but I bet that’s just bullshit and if you went up to her and say “Hey Girl, you like fried food, cuz I got a sausage in my pants that’s ready to be slid into a bun”…she’d jump on the opportunity and rush you to the nearest store o pick up some bread products in order to carb load…

That she is a hooker who only leaves the house with her cell phone and 20 dollars cuz she expects the dude to pay for her…but I just say that’s convienent when kidnapping her….

Either way, she does have big tits…

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Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average american man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fact chick in training…the next Anna Nicole Smith….ready to remember the glory days when she is 25 over a chocolate cake and a bunch of pills….she wants us to take her seriously and forget that she’s a thick, fat titty, destined to be in a bikini prior to struggling with her weight, you know while her metabolism is still fat….and you know what…she looks pretty good in this shoot….I support her cause…cuz I was getting annoyed of her one trick pony shit…even if it was more half naked…..because with these high fashion shoots, the next step will be more naked…cuz high fashion has more nipple than bikini modeling for sports magazines….so this is a better road to go down…even though I think she shoulda done porn.

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