In exciting Kate Upton news….she’s dating Detroit Tigers’ Justin Verlander….at least according to my homies over at CELEBUZZ …..which may not be exciting to you…but is to me…cuz I love seeing really popular and underserving models find love that they can get knocked up and fat with…living a millionaire lifestyle with pro Athlete cock….to compensate for having little talent, skills, or education other than a rockin’ set of sloppy, floppy, amazing tits I’d like to knead, pull, prod and jerk off on, but I am not a millionaire pro Athlete….

I do hope her relationship makes all her fans turn on her…giving her a bit of a reality check….reminding her that she’s replaceable and that there are hundreds of other average faced tall chicks that are just as busty, jacked up on the same hormones in the food, who haven’t had their metabolism slow down by turning 21 and who haven’t gone off to college to gain their freshman 40….cuz they won the lottery instead….

Haters gonna hate..but I’m not hating…Terry Richardson dropped some pics of her and her tits from a magazine shoot and I’m into them…

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