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2014

28

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski blocked me on instagram, which was a nice change of pace from a year ago at this time when she was sending me pictures from her various photoshoots to promote for her – because I am a hero like that – and I help make girls famous….

It all work out for her, so she doesn’t need anything from me anymore, the flood gates opened, she went viral and she turned from some botox faced 20 year old with fake lips and probably fake sloppy tits, that was once Kanye’s side bitch to being some naked video star who had sex with Ben Affleck for her movie Gone Girl…according to many insiders…

Here she is at an event…looking like a big breasted bird.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2014

20

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski Blocked Me on Instagram of the Day

Someone sent me a link to Emily Ratajkowski because she thinks she matters, I assume it was someone working for her, because even being in a hit movie, no one fucking cares. We’re over her sloppy tits, that are probably fake, and even if they aren’t are boring because we’ve seen them 100 times, even if they were fucked by Ben Affleck and David Fincher in order to book Gone Girl…a whore has got to do what a whore has to do to get work…

You see there are people who are celebrated for having talent, and there are people given opportunities because they have a mattress on their back, or in Emily’s case, she doesn’t need a mattress – she’ll take it anywhere..

Apparently, she locked Me out of her Instagram, blocked which is an interesting approach since she used to email me her photoshoots trying to promote..before she didn’t need my help…

SHe’s one of those fuck them and leave them types…and that makes me like her more…

Here’s this trashy piece of shit at some Irish talk show CLICK HERE

Here a picture of her pussy CLICK HERE

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2014

10

Oct

More from the Emily Ratajkowski in Cosmo Shot of the Day

There are a few things I find funny about Emily Ratajkowski. One being that before she got famous, she used to tip me off on her posts, personally, to get me to do posts on her. She was an up and coming nude model with a dream – and she shot with a bunch of people I know. I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just find it amazing that it actually worked for her…what a good set of tits will do for a girl – is remarkable..I mean I am sure there was some sex to get ahead lateral career moves also – like when she banged Kanye a lot…but it’s all part of the process..

So here she is for Cosmo…now that she’s a big actor…even though she’s still posting lingerie pics on instagram – because I guess it is all she knows. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks…or you can’t take the whore out of the whore…whatever it is – her eshe is for cosmo…

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2014

08

Oct

Emily Rat Cow Hides Her Bird Face of the DAy

When Emilty Ratajkowski gets herself in the right light and by the right light I mean half naked..or fully naked…is tolerable…even if she’s got nothing interesting and is probably a horrible person and a/or hooker who used to fuck Kanye West before becoming a titty model turned hollywood…

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2014

29

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski for Cosmo of the Day

Looks like she’s made it….

I am firm believer that acting requires no talent whatsoever. You just have to be some ego who really believes you have something to offer – and if you’re lucky the producers will think you do also…and in Emily Ratajkowski’s case, she made the producers think she had something to offer, but simply making the public love her for her tits…that she put out there a lot and that were celebrated.

The rumor is that Kanye cast her for his music video, flew her around the world to fuck, linked her up with Treats! where she posed nude, got cast in the Music Video that changed her life, became household and now she’s in Cosmo like she wasn’t a fame whore getting naked to get famous, but rather like a genuine talent…

The line is so fine, as to whether your nudes will go viral and generate mainstream interest, or whether you’ll just end up in porn, but it worked for Emrata, so it could work with you, and the only way we’ll ever know if is you send me nudes.

Here are those pics for COSMO

BONUS – Here She is in Red at the Gone Girl Premiere – Because it is Her Big Fucking Day

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2014

29

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski Topless for Calvin of the Day

Calvin Klein is paying a lot of people to wear their underwear – and the people are answering – by wearing their underwear – and the world is being fooled into thinking that Calvin Klein underwear is any better than the Costco brand – even if made in the same factory – because big titty fame whores from getting naked in music video fame – made 30k to wear them…

Marketing is ridiculous. So much hype but it works – because people are fucking idiots who have no happiness in their life…and buying endorsed products – even when endorsed by low level fame – you know the kind of fame you should not be inspired by because it hasn’t created anything – if anything her plastic surgeon is the star here – since he built this from the ground up – but he probably already knows that as all plastic surgeons have god complexes…

Doesn’t matter – any excuse to get a topless girl topless – right

BONUS – Here She is in Red at the Gone Girl Premiere – Because it is Her Big Fucking Day

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

18

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski Skinny and Wet Pic of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski posted this picture of her on her instagram looking pretty fucking skinny, and busty, which I guess is a good thing because that’s really her job description and if she was anything but skinny, or busty, she would have nothing but a giant, weird looking belly button to distract from her bird face that I think is overrated, but that I also think was maneuvered really well to to this level of fame.

I mean in ways she’s the Pam Anderson of this generation. Titty Model, to Topless Music Video Vixen, to getting cast in movies like she originally wanted to do….it’s like a modern day story of overcoming all obstacles she faced as a rich LA scenester with big tits..and fake lips…up against so many other rich LA sceneters with big tits and fake lips…

I don’t hate what she represents, tits get hits, tits lead to fame, if you got tits, show them to me, it may work out for you, I just kinda hate her.

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2014

09

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski Big Cleavage of the Day

Earlier today, I dissected Emily Ratajkowski for being the homely, bird faced, not so hot, short legged, weirdo who scammed the system because she showed her tits, you know the way any and all girls should scam the system…because I am keen on the fact that her career is still budding and she’s doing well, making money, getting work…all for showing tits – it’s bullshit…it’s like call a short bird face a bird face -not a model/actress phenom – right

But then I realize I was able to do that because her dress wasn’t showing off any tit, you know her lifeline hidden on set, but now she’s posted these pics of her showing off tit, I just forgot all the dissecting I was doing…earlier…because now we can focus on what matters…because she’s dramatically hotter dressed like this than her earlier Lea Michele looking self…I guess her tits really help her beauty shine…

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2014

09

Sep

Dissecting Emily Ratajkowski of the Day

I am already considered a misogynist asshole who is highly negative, maybe even a hater…when really I just poke fun at overrated girls who I feel don’t deserve all the fame and attention they get because they are talentless hacks who are just polarizing a situation that involves them fucking the right people, and in turn the right people giving them jobs. It’s a series of who you know, who you fuck, who your family knows and all of a sudden the media goes along with it, making them a lot of money, even considered stars in their own right, feeding their egos, and I just come in to say “hey, what’s up, you look like a short, stalky, dumpy Lea Michele the second you aren’t being photoshopped in nude photoshoots that show off your tits…”…it’s like this is a “top model”…or someone worth celebrating, when she looks more like someone I wouldn’t even look twice at on the street, because she’s not beautiful, she’s bird-faced, weak chinned, and shitty bodied…

Yet…people celebrate her all because she got into a nude music video and now she’s a fucking hollywood star…that’s pulling some serious fucking scams…and for that reason alone I break her down and point out her obvious flaws that I know you all see, but would still fuck, because you’ve seen her naked…

I just think there are way hotter, more interesting girls out there doing great things that deserve the attention this bratty Hollywood trash is getting…they just aren’t getting naked and photoshopped for the right people.

We call her Emily Rat Cow – because she’s got the face of a rat, the personality of a cow and her first name is Emily…

She’s not as hot as you think she is, she’s not as hot as she thinks she is, and I even think she may have cankles…

So dissecting girls, breaking them down, highlighting their flaws doesn’t make me feel good about myself, I just don’t like seeing people celebrate something they shouldn’t…false idols motherfuckers, I think there’s something in the bible about that….

Now, let’s focus on the real babes of the world, like the girl at the coffee shop who held my dog for me while I stared down her shirt….she was lovely.

Here’s lots of hype, little substance…and inspiration to all the talentless girls willing to get naked that there is hope for them…

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