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2015

21

Jul

The Tits from Blurred Lines Video in a “Deleted” Instagram of the Day

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I love when “The Tits from Blurred Lines Video” releases a half naked pictures of herself for a few hours on her instagram….probably when the people at instagram are off work, so that her account doesn’t get deleted like she was a pornographer, because she is a pornographer, just strategic in her pornography, giving it to her fans in little packets, making you feel like you need to follow her so you don’t miss anything….

But the truth is, she blocked me years ago, and I still live the same life I lived back when I did follow her, since these girls don’t fucking matter, even if they think they do.

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2015

17

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski’s Greasy Clown Face of the Day

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Like the rest of you, I get distracted by Emily Ratajkowski’s tits…even if I normally refer to her as “The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video”…and in getting distracted by her tits…that I am 98% sure are fake…because I saw a video of her in a car and the entire tit shook like it was one cohesive unit, rather than the jiggle of natural fat cells like natural tits…but still fantastic tits regardless of how much they cost…

I like calling her out as a talentless set of tits, because she is a talentless set of tits, and I am amazed she’s been able to take her instagram modeling so mainstream, like into movies….all because the film industry is scrambling and the sites picked up on her and they just assumed that this is what we want…

But sometimes, I get side tracked and think – “she is actually really not that bad to look at, that body alone is amazing”…you know…despite being aware of the lie that is her…I still get hazy and unclear…

But to solve that issue and to see clairity for what it is, I’ve cropped her face at events just to show how clown-like, cartoony, definitely filled it is…

Because without her tits, when she’s just a floating head…she’s really average at best, if not even weird looking..but I’d still let her sit on my face, and not in hopes of tasting Ben Affleck residue, but beccase she’s hot enough for me – even if overrated in the grand scene of things…but then again, I’ve had sex with rotting meats maybe hot enough for me – means nothing.

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS INCLUDING HER BODY CLICK HERE

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2015

10

Jul

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in a Bikini of the Day

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I would say that Emily Ratajkowski has figured out that the more bikini pics she posts to social media…the more likes she’ll get…the more relevant she’ll remain…

But as a girl who’s career is based on her getting naked in a music video, I’m pretty sure she’s realized that one…and that the last year has been her trying to figure out how to distance herself from being the naked big tits…like Kim K does with her sex tape…only with less public penetration…Emily Ratajkowski is a lady and only does that behind closed doors and her boyfriend’s back for jobs…I mean he was (rumored to be) Ben Affleck..right…that warrants a “Hall Pass”…

As you fade into obscurity…you gotta bring back what works..and it works..because she’s got a great fucking body…that you don’t deserve to be looking at…but she’s getting paid thanks to you to looking at it…so I guess you do…

All this to say…I still like looking at her….pics….she looks good….and that’s enough for me in this empty life I live…

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2015

09

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski’s Bikini Body of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski, the tits from the blurred lines video, who really played the media amazingly, and who has managed to make what I assume is a lot of money, or at least taken herself to a pretty powerful place in social media, where casting directors for movies like Entourage, and the movie she was rumored to have had sex with Ben Affleck to get, because I guess he saw the music video too…book her because they think she matters..

I think we’re a society that doesn’t spend more than 1 minute on any story, or any person, we don’t even dig deeper into the story to see what is real and what isn’t, we just blindly accept things…which will probably help Emily Ratajkowski continue to exist as the amazing body she is…it’s like cast her, she’s relevant…but the fact is that she’s not actually relevant, no one actually cares, here she is in a bikini in Europe looking better than ever, but still whatever, another chick in a bikini…

I guess what I am saying is that I don’t believe she’ll even Alba level of bad actor…and I don’t think she’s be Jennifer Lawrence level of celebrated actor…but I do believe she’ll use her tits until she doesn’t have tits anymore…typical hustle that would be interesting to see how sustainable it is…but that no one will bother waiting around to see…we’re already onto the next set of tits…our brains like the tabs in our browsers…

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2015

08

Jul

The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Emily Ratajkowski may not be relevant anymore, people may have forgotten she exists, she may still be getting some shitty little we jobs in the process of falling off, and she may be getting cameo’s in movies that are out of touch and just trying to tackle what they assume people are into…without actually knowing what people are into…and she’s still got tits.

Which pretty much means, she’ll be ok…

Not because a woman is defined by her tits, her relevance defined by her tits, her existene defined by her tits…I am a firm believer that women are amazing, and can be smart and powerful and inspiring…but not so much when they lower their worth to their tits..because when they do..they become just tits…and I guess in Emily Ratajkowski’s case..they are pretty good tits….

I wouldn’t mind catching her as she falls, you know with my mouth…even though I’m sure she’s been in some weird places…in this short lived career.

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2015

29

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini Cuz No One Cares of the Day

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People don’t know this but Emily Ratajkowski is my biggest fan…she watches everything I post about her, because she’s got very little going on, it’s not like she actually works…

I mean she’s had a few campaigns, she was relevant for a minute, but this is the internet THOT, you don’t matter…

It’s like use that VERY low level of instagram celebrity, marry a rich dude and make babies, because girl is no more interesting, with even less to offer than social media hits before her, like Tila Tequila…

She is just a viral video set of tits, that people have no real emotional attachment to, no matter how great the tits are, because tits are just tits, and they are fucking everywhere…

So many girls on the internet…have great bodies on the internet…and this is just one who fell through the cracks…

I know she’s scrambling to stay relevant, to matter, to get cast in movies…I mean that’s what these bikini pics are aboug…

But that doesn’t mean she matters…but her tits are good..so let’s take them as far as they can go…cuz obviously that’s what she’s dping…

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2015

10

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots of the Day

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I think the title of this post pretty much sums it all up…

Let me repeat:

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots

One more time:

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots

Let me explain…this girl is a set of tits, on a hot fit body, with an average at best face, who is overrated and getting some work because she’s overrated, thanks to her set of tits, fit body…because it cancels out her bird face….and coupled with fucking producers and actors for movie roles, so that she can be like “Cara Delvingne” without the success…and transition from 200 dollar a day model to movie star…as the romantic comedy world needs babes who show their tits…all because she shows her tits…and those dudes get things they find hot to ride their dicks in real life…

It’s a “hey who is that girl with the tits in that music video”….”Mr Afleck and David Fincher…her name is Emrata, she’s from Southern California and really wants to be famous”….”Ok, offer her a shitty part in our movie, but tell her she has to fuck us”….”Mr Afleck, that would be her dream”…situation…

And I guess this Yu Tsai shoot.. really captures her cummed on hair….much better than the porn chicks I follow on snap chat…

Anyway, unless she pulls off an Alba…she’s near the end….and this is one of her final shoots…

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2015

22

May

Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day

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Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her…

All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it..

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2015

04

May

Emily Ratajkowski Whores Out Proper of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a picture of Emily Rat Cow…but the rumor is that she posted it during the Mayweather fight, I guess to see if anyone was paying attention to her, as she probably wants everyone to pay attention to her, even though she’s a virtual nobody, I mean she’s got instagram followers, but who gives a fuck about instragram followers, sure the whole world gives a fuck about instagram followers, but in the grand scheme of things, she’s the girl showing her pussy to a group of boys so that they like her…

And they like her…they pay her…and playing this off as as some kind of joke is fine, but it is obviously lessof a joke and more of a cry for attention, a very desperate cry for attention, because when you’re a one trick pony…or better yet a one trick trick…who’s face isn’t all that special, but who’s body is banging and has been banged…and will continue to be baned…to get work..you do all that you know, or all that you’ve had success with..

The good news for us, is the bad news for her, an that is that she’s oversaturated, her 5 minutes are up, and the only way out is sex tape…

You know it’s gonna happen…we’ve seen girls like this 100 times before..and I just hope she does it with Kanye, someone she’s rumored to still be fucking, according to a girl I know who sold Kanye pants in London…

All this to say…it’s just a naked girl…there are a million girls…who cares about this particular one…and I hope when it all ends…she realizes she just doens’t matter…based on this hustle…I think she realizes she just doesn’t matter…

Maybe she should be friendlier to people…

Turns out it is fake….

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2015

17

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

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The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models…

Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream…

But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video…

She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes…

Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that…

But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes…

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2015

13

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski Possible Nipple of the Day

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Apparently you can see Emily Ratjkowski’s nipple in this picture at some Much Music bullshit awards show, because award shows are good for advertisers…and perpetuating this whole bullshit industry…

I can’t see any nipple, which brings on a philosophical question and that is if a nude model turned actress that has rockin’ tits everyone has seen…I’m talking millions and millions of people have seen…thanks to a music video she was in…does her nipple slip make a sound…

The answer is…yes…because as I tell all girls who send me nude pics, fresh spread ass pics are better than the ass pics I was sent last week…I always need new content…

Now, I can’t predict whether Emily Ratajkowski will exist or be relevant in a year…I mean when I first started posting on her she was really a nobody with great tits I made fun of….and slowly became someone I wrote love letters to…because I’m easily won over…I never thought she’d get to this level…and maybe, she’ll be like a Jessica Alba, the hot girl who gets cast whether she can act or not, because the world needs hot girls…

But I can predict that we’ll probably see her awesome body naked again…unless she’s one of those “naked got me here, but naked stays private now that I am here”…and while we all wait for her next strategic play…here is what may or may not be her great tits having a nipple slip and as you know we all love great tits…at least I do..

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2015

08

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski for Jonathan Leder of the Day

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Photographer Jonathan Leder shot Emily Ratajkowski before she was famous for being naked in a music video….you know back when she was a busty young model who was allegedly having sex with Kanye West while trying to get a career together…by getting naked…in photoshoots…because her body was awesome…and still is….

He released a book with her images…via his publishing company IMPERIAL PUBLISHING and these are some of the pics circulating…featuring pics of her probably from before she went viral for being naked in a music video…

I figure people like this kind of thing…so here it is..whether it is fashion, art, erotica, softcore porn…it is amazing.

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2015

30

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski Deleted Instagram Pic of the Day

Apparently, Emily Ratajkowski posted this to her instagram and then deleted it, because of the nipples…as instagram doesn’t allow nipples, but rather encourages you and everyone you know to use their nonsense free of charge in exchange for making them all a bunch of fucking billionaires…something you’d think they’d thank you for…by letting you post whatever the fuck you want…but instead that they control and regulate like the hall monitor at your high school so that they can further monetize your hard work and intellectual property….because we are all a bunch of suckers…that’s why they are rich and we’re pathetic…

That said, follow me on INSTAGRAM ….

An account Emily Ratajkowski has blocked because she doesn’t like me…so I have no idea if this is her or not, I’m can’t see any of it…but if you want to see her naked…google.

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2015

23

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is alright.

I mean I made fun of her early on, she called me out for calling her tits fake, we become internet friends, even though she hated me, then she went completely viral, landed a movie, is pretty much set for fucking life, and people I know have met her in person, and say she is actual pretty fucking sweet and nice, because I guess she realizes her scam worked, and unlike so many cunts before her, probably knows she’s on a timeline and needs to be nice to everyone around her, since at her level of talent, and really any level of talent, she can be replaced easily….or maybe I just haven’t experienced the actual “I knew I was hot, destined for fame, now the world knows, so I’ll shit on Everyone around me because I won”….but I have a feeling she doesn’t have any of that, because everyone who knows her likes her…and now I can’t mean to that, but I can look at her titties!!

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2015

08

Jan

Emily Ratajkowsi for FHM of the Day

Here are some pictures of Emily Ratajkowski…showing off a level of arrogance that comes when you start out as a nude model, make a name for yourself as a nude model, and any successes that you have after being a nude model, will make people think you’re just a nude model from a viral video and I guess she wants to change that, or maybe she thinks she doesn’t need to be a nude model anymore, since these FHM pics are not very nude, or slutty, which goes against everything she represents…and anything we ever knew about the bird face with big, likely fake, tits…who was never scared to show them off to get where she is now…but isn’t showing them off because she doesn’t have too…and I like to think of that as a death of all things good she had to offer, and hopefully the first nail in the coffin of her career, as there are hundreds if not 1000s of hotter and more talented social media whores who get naked just waiting for their big break….

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