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2014

16

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

One of my favorite con artists, Emily Ratajkowski, is today’s pile of dancing to music that isn’t Christmas Music…while dressed in clothing that isn’t Christmas clothing, in an advent Calendar for LOVE MAGAZINE ….that I guess is being ironic, because this is fashion, by not showcasing anything Christmas for Christmas…even though Em Rata…the titty model turned it-girl…all thanks to being a titty model…who can’t have actual real tits…but who pretends she does while on her whoring…is a Jew and should not participate in Christmas…as it is the one last “No Jews Allowed” – except when it comes to monetizing the holiday to generate gifts and sales for the non Jews….events

All this to say, Emily Ratajkowski, bird face and all…is very sweet…

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2014

12

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski for Gone Girl of the Day

Everyone is talking about BEN AFFLECK’S DICK in Gone Girl…because I guess they are excited by some asshole’s dick..he is the new batman…when they should really be more interested in the girl who had sex with his dick after he saw how hot her tits were in that music video…and figured if she’s an “It” girl he needs to get up in “It”…just to solidify their on scream dynamic…and well putting her in a massive movie…when just last year she was an amateur nude model…getting naked for the love of getting naked…

So to me watching her sex scene is really what matters in this whole thing….and as a side note…despite being a ladder climbing, egotistical, manipulative and flimsy person…she’s very nice in person…so no more hate for these tits…nothing but love…

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2014

09

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski in a Sheer Dress of the Day

I hate that I’ve been manipulated by Emily Ratajkowski into thinking she’s amazing…all she had to do was shake my hand…look me in the eyes…smile and not be a cunt…it’s like all these other models I’ve met have their guards up, are assholes or high maintenance bitches…but these amazing tits, probably fake…is actually sweet, she just has a good scam going that I am not sure she even knows is a scam…but that is just her rollin’ with everything coming her way because the internet loves her….maybe because of the see through pics…

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2014

08

Dec

I’m Dreaming of an Emily Ratajkowski Filled Christmas of the Day

I am pretty sure I posted the pictures from this Holiday shoot for Yamamay Lingerie, who probably paid Emily Ratajkowski over 100,000 dollars to participate in the shit, even though she’s not tall enough to be a model, but she’s relevant enough to get the pay day, because thanks to the interent posting all her nude pics, and people being responsive to those nude pics, she’s made it.

So girls, don’t be scared of nude pics, look at what nude pics do for Emily Ratajkowski…

And Emily Ratajkowski….is no longer Emily Rat Cow…because I get her hustle and after meeting her at Art Basel, I felt like she was actually good people…and her face was far less bird-like or offensive, and her lips looked far less fake, and her short little body was short enough to feel like in a lot of ways, her scam worked and that she probably doesn’t deserve what she’s got, but she’s got it, so good for her for pulling it off…and those tits….well they are just awesome…so there you have it, if you’re nice to me when I meet you, I stop hating. Maybe I do have a soul

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2014

01

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski Does Christmas Lingerie of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is one of my best friends. I mean we used to message each other on facebook sweet nothings about how her tits and lips are real, which I don’t really believe for a second, since I’ve heard stories from people who either know her, or who have plowed through her on her journey to fucking Ben Afleck to get into the Gone Girl Movie…a pivotal moment in her life…

I even have a pet name for her, RAT COW, but only because of her birdlike face and horrible personality…that comes with a quest to climb her way to the top….as a too short to model, who made it as a model, because the internet likes tits..and here she is in lingerie, doing a throwback to her tits, that made her become a hit…fascinating…

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2014

21

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Has Tits of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski has tits…tits she brought to a Golden Globe event, because this was her breakout year, where she has gone from stripper, nude model, never really booking a campaign, or making money for it, more the kind of model you’d find on instagram, who I guess has some level of allure, or draw, or it factor, that I call tits…cuz there’s no way this bird face is doing all the work for her…there’s deeper reason for her celebrity….and I am only a hater because I was talking about her before any site out there, I mean sure I wasn’t the one taking the nude pics…or having sex with her to help take her to the next level…like so many other people were….because I suck at life and do this wrong…but I was getting tipped off by her every time she did something substantial..before it went substantial…and once it all kind of took off for her…radio silence…not that I care, I mean I wouldn’t deal with me either…but it just showed a level of what you’d expect from a girl like this…quit to move onto the next big thing…and I think it officially worked…and for that…I think she’s been rewarded enough…I mean she’s in a hit fucking movie…and considering no other titty model has made the crossover like this in years..that’s major..

So girls, next time someone asks you to show them your tits…do it…it may lead you to the Golden Globes..even if you have a face of a bird.

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2014

05

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski in a Tight Dress at an Event of the Day

I like making fun of Emily Ratajkowski, the big movie star, who I get the vibe is loving that she’s been in a movie, and it’s got to her head…like everything has worked out perfectly…because she’s pulled of a great fucking titty model scam….

She’s totally overrated, but has big tits and I guess, hating on her for making it happen, is like hating on Kim K for doing porn…I feel we are much better off knowing what her labias look like now that she is famous…so if anything, what she has done is good…even if she’s the fucking worst…

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2014

03

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Call of Duty Trailer of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the worst…But people like her, and I guess she just made another million dollars being the tits in this new live action Call of Duty Trailer…because once you’re relevant…people will pay you well to participate in promoting their shit…

What we can all learn from her is that sleeping with Kanye, doing nude shoots, and leveraging that hard can work for you, and the first step is taking off your clothes…and I think that’s a pretty great lesson to take home to your kids tonight over dinner, assuming you eat dinner with your kids, something I assume you don’t do, because they are too busy playing videogames and you are too busy trying to cheat on your wife, telling her you’re caught up at the office late…#internet #generation – not that you have wife or kids, you lonely fuck, I’m just trying to find an angle with Emily Ratajkowski…and when all she is is tits…I probably should have just wrote #tits and #videogames..and let you masturbate to them in peace…because I am not a tit shamer – I am a tit celebrator…

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2014

28

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski blocked me on instagram, which was a nice change of pace from a year ago at this time when she was sending me pictures from her various photoshoots to promote for her – because I am a hero like that – and I help make girls famous….

It all work out for her, so she doesn’t need anything from me anymore, the flood gates opened, she went viral and she turned from some botox faced 20 year old with fake lips and probably fake sloppy tits, that was once Kanye’s side bitch to being some naked video star who had sex with Ben Affleck for her movie Gone Girl…according to many insiders…

Here she is at an event…looking like a big breasted bird.

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