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2016

14

Sep

Trashy Rat Cow Emotionally Stuffing her Bird Face of the Day

Trashy Rat Cow, who has been seen at fashion week in New York trying to get as much press as possible. I guess she’s trying to figure out what to do as a set of tits who people only liked because they got naked in a big music video – creating her as a social media personality…who pretends she’s more than just a social media personality…because no one wants to admit they are a social media personality…that blurred lines press was her “sex tape”…because even if she released a sex tape now – no one would give a fuck, not to mention…based on everything we’ve seen of her..she looks like she’d be a terrible fuck, just the kind of ego that lays there hoping you cast her in your movie like Ben Affleck and David Fincher did…but who isn’t really into it…

Watching her stuff her face, is probably a fetish too some, disgusting to me, take smaller bites you face stuffing twat, that meal isn’t going anywhere, it’s not like you have to rush through it like it’s the casting couch and you’re on a timeline…just savor it girl…like you should savor every second of your “career” that is totally unwarranted since big titty whores are a dime a dozen…

She’s garbage. Not even cute. Especially when you’re faced with her terrible table manners – that remind you of how ungracious an smug she is.

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2016

12

Sep

Rat Cow’s Embarassing Videos of the Day

Rat Cow is so embarrassing. When she attempts to be sexy, and fun and cute all dancing around for some bullshit video that has zero point, story, dramatic curve, purpose, other than to have a bitch with big tits in motion, not even good motion, keeping a straight face – like it was the 80s and she was at the mall filming a music video at a music video kiosk…or prepping for her Bar Mitzvah video…but far too old for either of those things…

It’s like if you’re going to release any videos, make it pornography…not that she needs to do porn, her social media allows her to still and always cash the fuck in – no matter how irrelevant she is…people still follow Emily Ratajkowski and this she can spin it that people actully care…

She’s garbage. This is Zero hot. But people with no taste or standards who believe what they are told is hot – still think she’s hot…so here it is..

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2016

12

Sep

Em Rat Cow Has Big Tits Of the Day

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FACE TUNED TO FUCK Rat Cow has big tits, and she wants you to know it – because it’s the only reason she exists, and in these times of career stagnation, celebrity factor plateauing, basically leaving her alone to wonder what the next move is to get where she wants to go…she revists them tits…

This would be far more amazing, incredible, impressive, anything more than just staring at tits, if it required skills, feat of man, or anything more than having tits…

She also went to the US Open where she didn’t show tit – because she’s diverse…in her whoring..

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2016

07

Sep

Em Rat Cow in a Bikini of the Day

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I am convinced that Rat Cow is done, over, irrelevant, finished…and bound to fade into obscurity. She’s had her peak, she’s got as far as she can go and she’s not talented enough to carry this to the next level. She’s not creative enough to do good things with her audience. She’s too entitled and a diva and doesn’t realize that she’s just a Tila Tequila…they never realize these thigns….

But the fact is she’s got 7 million fans, so Rat Cow is still really fucking relevant…she’s invited to events, she’s still getting paid by brands and she’s still producing content for the dudes who follow her and jerk off to her are still loving her big tits on her small frame…and the women who like to follow the girls men jerk off to – are all up on her shit….

People just don’t unfollow, so the key to success is get those followers in the first place and you’re set for life – even though you can’t sell your account off like it was a shitty website, you’ll still have companies through you 10k a post…even if you aren’t worth 10k…not even for sex…

I don’t hate Rat Cow…but Rat Cow hates me…and that’s probably what makes me like her better…I love girls who hate me.

She was also at fashion week – doing some bullshit appearance for Target – not wearig panties because she’s a whore …

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2016

29

Aug

Rat Cow is More Than Just TITS of the Day

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Rat Cow is 25 – I think, and at 25 is when the metabolism starts to slow down – and ass and tits and gut start to get bigger, unless you starve yourself…and there is always that window where things still look good, a bigger ass is fun, and since you’ve already over exposed them tits, and you don’t want to be seen as a tit model…it’s important…to showcase all your other talents…and for some girls, being something people want to fuck is as good as they get…no matter how hard they try to pretend they are more…it always goes back to the half naked, full naked, tits and ass…shameless self promoter…and there is a place in the world for this…I just wish there was more sex videos to back all this up….

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2016

25

Aug

Rat Cow Nude and Slutty of the Day

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Emily Rat Cow is garbage. Last week’s kitchen garbage. Just played out, used up and already past around and exhausted…that pussy is prolapsed hanging halfway down her leg after the gangbang that is running train on her…

But she’s still working it, keep this alive as long as she can, don’t let it end just yet – she still has followers so keep them happy….with her ass…

An ass I would lick back to health after that gangbang because this love is real.

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2016

24

Aug

Em Rat Cow Does Media of the Day

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Em Rat Cow must feel like her relevance is dying hard…because in the last month, she’s called all her old friends and people she’s met along the way and convinced them to let her into their magazines, she’s gone this far – she’s made it this far – she’s got this much of an audience from getting naked in a music video and basically going viral (in more ways than one I am sure)….and she’s even got into movies…but she can’t be forgotten, she can’t be replaced by equally talented, often times better looking, probably not as good tits, because Em Rat Cow got some UDDERS, but more interesting, new, fresh…even Cindy Crawford’s husband likes new pussy…kind of thing…

So she’s on a rebrand, non nude rebrand…that is obviously a horrible idea – based on everything she is…but I guess it’s kind of working because people are publishing the pics…but it’s not working because I’m the only pervert lookin’ at them…and not liking them….just looking because putting a softcore pornstar in dresses on the beach makes no sense…there is no logic, I am so confused…where are her nipples…she knows she only matters cuz of her nipples right?

She needs better management, this is ridiculous…

Luckily – she curates her own bullshit account with actual smut…

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2016

18

Aug

Em Rat Cow Fully Clothed Photoshoot on the Beach of the Day

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Clothed at the beach on a half naked hooker – makes total sense…

I don’t know what she’s trying to re-invent, or what the fuck marketers who hire her are thinking, because I know she charges a lot, I tried to book her to suck my dick at my birthday photoshoot and it was unaffordable…

What I am saying is she’s a nobody, she doesn’t matter, she’s not influential, or an INFLUENCER, fuck that word INFLUENCER…she doesn’t influence shit, but maybe makes that Blurred lines song more tolerable when you can jerk off to her tits..

So this is some AMERICAN EAGLE shoot, where she’s doing her “art” on the beach, because her dad is some Bob Ross high school art teacher, which is less creepy than a high school gym teacher, but still the kind of guy who may jerk off to nude paintings he’s done of his daugther’s glorious tits…because she does have glorious tits…but tits don’t sell cheap jeans…tits are meant to be stared at…and she picked up some basic art techniques she’ll need when she becomes the topless girl on Venice beach painting beaches with her tits for 40 dollars to buy drugs that give her that high she once felt when she was at her peak….

So the more she gets clothed, and tries to be a serious personality, the more uninteresting she is, but yes, she will maintain her audience and fans…yes…people don’t unfollow…and yes..she’ll get naked again..she needs to be..but she’s not in these pics…but should be…what the fuck is she thinking..

THE PANTS ARE FOR THE FIRST DANCE AT THE STRIP CLUB…THE SLOW SONG IS THE PUSSY SONG you dumb twat…

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What a joker…

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2016

05

Aug

Em Rat Cow Recycles a 2013 Photoshoot to Show her Olympic Support of the Day

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There is no secret that Em Rat Cow is a famewhore, who tries every fucking angle she can to get noticed, including lazily posting a picture from over 3 years ago – where she’s wearing a thong and a USA jacket, you know to show her praise for the US team the only way she knows how to get work, show her love, or get ahead….

She’s insecure, thirsty garbage, but makes lots of money and gets to do lots of cool things and will continue to exist, thanks to social media mattering but more importantly, because of you dear pervert who likes big lips and big tits on a skinny frame…

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2016

03

Aug

Em Rat Cow – Still Busty of the Day

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Em Rat Cow’s still got tits, they are actually running the fucking show, they are the ones in charge, they are the boss, you can tell by how she dresses and how they make an appearance in 99 percent of the things she does…the rest of her is just an average at best, but at least it’s not fat, host body for those tits…

I am a firm believer that Em Rat Cow is done, I know she’s got some new movies in the works on IMDB, and I know she’s got that massive social media following and will always be able to monetize that, because people don’t just mass unfollow people, proven by the Kadashians everyone fucking hates…

So Em Rat Cow will be around for the rest of her life, but I just don’t think she’ll ever matter much more than the tits…the glorious tits…they are great tits…and you can hate on her, laugh at her, realize she’s an insecure loser who needs to feel validated…but you can’t deny the tits.

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2016

29

Jul

Em Rat Cow Forgets Her Roots of the DAy

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Em Rat Cow is dressed like some homeless orphan in some Charles Dickens story…layers and layers of covered the fuck up as a passive aggressive “go fuck yourself you fucking fans, I am more than just tits”…

But after much thought, much analysis, much field work and interviews of people in my head…we have collectively decided – no she’s not more than tits.

Sure she can want to be an actor, stealing jobs from actors, because she’s got a following on social media the producers assume mean she’ll fill seats…but you can’t jerk off in the kind of theaters her movies are shown in, at least not legally, because I’ve proven you can jerk off anywhere if they police don’t catch you, even though her skill set and talent would make you think she should be shown in the theaters you can jerk off in….but I guess her scam has kept her out of porn…but it definitely should keep her out of clothing…because when in clothing you can see how much she really doesn’t matter…

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2016

21

Jul

Em Rat Cow in a Bikni Getting Work of the Day

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Em Rat Cow is relatively uninteresting across the board. It’s one of those what more can we ask for or want from a girl who we’ve seen completely nude so many times that it is the only reason we know she exists…

Yes, she’s got a hot body, but when I see her doing anything besides the low level softcore porn she’s known for, I feel like I’m experiencing a stripper at a job interview at the grocery store to be a cashier…or bag girl…it’s like “bitch, get the fuck out of here”….only I guess “bikini” pics are in line with her nude pics – it all falls under the umbrella of instagram model – even if she’d never consider herself an instagram model – she probably tells people she’s an actress and hands out business cards with her IMDB profile on her vagina…like some kind of escort.

I don’t hate her, I just find her pretty repetitive, boring, uneventful…and uninspiring…step it up. Stop the yard.

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2016

10

Jun

Em Rat Cow in a Bikini – Always Trying to Exist Through Tits of the Day

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I guess Rat Cow understands that there is no need to ruin a wonderful thing, and that wonderful thing is her big old tits, so wonderful that those tits are the only reason she exists in pop culture or why she got cast in that music video, or why anyone followed her on social media…so she owes a lot to those tits – she needs to feed those tits, nurture those tits, and love those tits…

She is the host body to said tits – who seems to neglect that she was just that. She tried to pretend that she was a legit model, a talent, or even an artist…but what it all comes down to is the tits..so bring the tits…be empowered by the tits…

Carry those tits because the tits carry her, own her, are her…and there’s simply nothing else to her…

Celebrate them like she wants you to…self shot bikini photoshoots while in Turks and Caicos beach setting…possibly doing “work”…or maybe just taking a break from her rough schedule fame whoring….and in this bikini photoshoot you may not see full tit, but bikini tit, is still tit.

This pics wouldn’t exist without tit, so this is a celebration of tit…..

This may not be like most self respecting career women who are educated and care about their reputation, the kind of woman who doesn’t have topless videos or bikini photoshoots on the internet – because they don’t realize what Em Rat knows and that is tits are their worth. Their existence. Their value…especially when you pretend they empower you, of course they empower you…they are you.

I don’t know why I give bitches like this attention, there are way more graceful, elegant, kind, tits on the internet…but here she is anyway.

Here’s a tit video – that may be Em Rat Cow – Tits.

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