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2014

21

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Has Tits of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski has tits…tits she brought to a Golden Globe event, because this was her breakout year, where she has gone from stripper, nude model, never really booking a campaign, or making money for it, more the kind of model you’d find on instagram, who I guess has some level of allure, or draw, or it factor, that I call tits…cuz there’s no way this bird face is doing all the work for her…there’s deeper reason for her celebrity….and I am only a hater because I was talking about her before any site out there, I mean sure I wasn’t the one taking the nude pics…or having sex with her to help take her to the next level…like so many other people were….because I suck at life and do this wrong…but I was getting tipped off by her every time she did something substantial..before it went substantial…and once it all kind of took off for her…radio silence…not that I care, I mean I wouldn’t deal with me either…but it just showed a level of what you’d expect from a girl like this…quit to move onto the next big thing…and I think it officially worked…and for that…I think she’s been rewarded enough…I mean she’s in a hit fucking movie…and considering no other titty model has made the crossover like this in years..that’s major..

So girls, next time someone asks you to show them your tits…do it…it may lead you to the Golden Globes..even if you have a face of a bird.

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2014

05

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski in a Tight Dress at an Event of the Day

I like making fun of Emily Ratajkowski, the big movie star, who I get the vibe is loving that she’s been in a movie, and it’s got to her head…like everything has worked out perfectly…because she’s pulled of a great fucking titty model scam….

She’s totally overrated, but has big tits and I guess, hating on her for making it happen, is like hating on Kim K for doing porn…I feel we are much better off knowing what her labias look like now that she is famous…so if anything, what she has done is good…even if she’s the fucking worst…

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2014

03

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Call of Duty Trailer of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the worst…But people like her, and I guess she just made another million dollars being the tits in this new live action Call of Duty Trailer…because once you’re relevant…people will pay you well to participate in promoting their shit…

What we can all learn from her is that sleeping with Kanye, doing nude shoots, and leveraging that hard can work for you, and the first step is taking off your clothes…and I think that’s a pretty great lesson to take home to your kids tonight over dinner, assuming you eat dinner with your kids, something I assume you don’t do, because they are too busy playing videogames and you are too busy trying to cheat on your wife, telling her you’re caught up at the office late…#internet #generation – not that you have wife or kids, you lonely fuck, I’m just trying to find an angle with Emily Ratajkowski…and when all she is is tits…I probably should have just wrote #tits and #videogames..and let you masturbate to them in peace…because I am not a tit shamer – I am a tit celebrator…

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2014

28

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski blocked me on instagram, which was a nice change of pace from a year ago at this time when she was sending me pictures from her various photoshoots to promote for her – because I am a hero like that – and I help make girls famous….

It all work out for her, so she doesn’t need anything from me anymore, the flood gates opened, she went viral and she turned from some botox faced 20 year old with fake lips and probably fake sloppy tits, that was once Kanye’s side bitch to being some naked video star who had sex with Ben Affleck for her movie Gone Girl…according to many insiders…

Here she is at an event…looking like a big breasted bird.

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2014

20

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski Blocked Me on Instagram of the Day

Someone sent me a link to Emily Ratajkowski because she thinks she matters, I assume it was someone working for her, because even being in a hit movie, no one fucking cares. We’re over her sloppy tits, that are probably fake, and even if they aren’t are boring because we’ve seen them 100 times, even if they were fucked by Ben Affleck and David Fincher in order to book Gone Girl…a whore has got to do what a whore has to do to get work…

You see there are people who are celebrated for having talent, and there are people given opportunities because they have a mattress on their back, or in Emily’s case, she doesn’t need a mattress – she’ll take it anywhere..

Apparently, she locked Me out of her Instagram, blocked which is an interesting approach since she used to email me her photoshoots trying to promote..before she didn’t need my help…

SHe’s one of those fuck them and leave them types…and that makes me like her more…

Here’s this trashy piece of shit at some Irish talk show CLICK HERE

Here a picture of her pussy CLICK HERE

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2014

10

Oct

More from the Emily Ratajkowski in Cosmo Shot of the Day

There are a few things I find funny about Emily Ratajkowski. One being that before she got famous, she used to tip me off on her posts, personally, to get me to do posts on her. She was an up and coming nude model with a dream – and she shot with a bunch of people I know. I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just find it amazing that it actually worked for her…what a good set of tits will do for a girl – is remarkable..I mean I am sure there was some sex to get ahead lateral career moves also – like when she banged Kanye a lot…but it’s all part of the process..

So here she is for Cosmo…now that she’s a big actor…even though she’s still posting lingerie pics on instagram – because I guess it is all she knows. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks…or you can’t take the whore out of the whore…whatever it is – her eshe is for cosmo…

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2014

08

Oct

Emily Rat Cow Hides Her Bird Face of the DAy

When Emilty Ratajkowski gets herself in the right light and by the right light I mean half naked..or fully naked…is tolerable…even if she’s got nothing interesting and is probably a horrible person and a/or hooker who used to fuck Kanye West before becoming a titty model turned hollywood…

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2014

29

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski for Cosmo of the Day

Looks like she’s made it….

I am firm believer that acting requires no talent whatsoever. You just have to be some ego who really believes you have something to offer – and if you’re lucky the producers will think you do also…and in Emily Ratajkowski’s case, she made the producers think she had something to offer, but simply making the public love her for her tits…that she put out there a lot and that were celebrated.

The rumor is that Kanye cast her for his music video, flew her around the world to fuck, linked her up with Treats! where she posed nude, got cast in the Music Video that changed her life, became household and now she’s in Cosmo like she wasn’t a fame whore getting naked to get famous, but rather like a genuine talent…

The line is so fine, as to whether your nudes will go viral and generate mainstream interest, or whether you’ll just end up in porn, but it worked for Emrata, so it could work with you, and the only way we’ll ever know if is you send me nudes.

Here are those pics for COSMO

BONUS – Here She is in Red at the Gone Girl Premiere – Because it is Her Big Fucking Day

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2014

29

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski Topless for Calvin of the Day

Calvin Klein is paying a lot of people to wear their underwear – and the people are answering – by wearing their underwear – and the world is being fooled into thinking that Calvin Klein underwear is any better than the Costco brand – even if made in the same factory – because big titty fame whores from getting naked in music video fame – made 30k to wear them…

Marketing is ridiculous. So much hype but it works – because people are fucking idiots who have no happiness in their life…and buying endorsed products – even when endorsed by low level fame – you know the kind of fame you should not be inspired by because it hasn’t created anything – if anything her plastic surgeon is the star here – since he built this from the ground up – but he probably already knows that as all plastic surgeons have god complexes…

Doesn’t matter – any excuse to get a topless girl topless – right

BONUS – Here She is in Red at the Gone Girl Premiere – Because it is Her Big Fucking Day

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