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2015

22

May

Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day

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Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her…

All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it..

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2015

04

May

Emily Ratajkowski Whores Out Proper of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a picture of Emily Rat Cow…but the rumor is that she posted it during the Mayweather fight, I guess to see if anyone was paying attention to her, as she probably wants everyone to pay attention to her, even though she’s a virtual nobody, I mean she’s got instagram followers, but who gives a fuck about instragram followers, sure the whole world gives a fuck about instagram followers, but in the grand scheme of things, she’s the girl showing her pussy to a group of boys so that they like her…

And they like her…they pay her…and playing this off as as some kind of joke is fine, but it is obviously lessof a joke and more of a cry for attention, a very desperate cry for attention, because when you’re a one trick pony…or better yet a one trick trick…who’s face isn’t all that special, but who’s body is banging and has been banged…and will continue to be baned…to get work..you do all that you know, or all that you’ve had success with..

The good news for us, is the bad news for her, an that is that she’s oversaturated, her 5 minutes are up, and the only way out is sex tape…

You know it’s gonna happen…we’ve seen girls like this 100 times before..and I just hope she does it with Kanye, someone she’s rumored to still be fucking, according to a girl I know who sold Kanye pants in London…

All this to say…it’s just a naked girl…there are a million girls…who cares about this particular one…and I hope when it all ends…she realizes she just doens’t matter…based on this hustle…I think she realizes she just doesn’t matter…

Maybe she should be friendlier to people…

Turns out it is fake….

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2015

17

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

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The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models…

Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream…

But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video…

She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes…

Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that…

But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes…

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2015

13

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski Possible Nipple of the Day

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Apparently you can see Emily Ratjkowski’s nipple in this picture at some Much Music bullshit awards show, because award shows are good for advertisers…and perpetuating this whole bullshit industry…

I can’t see any nipple, which brings on a philosophical question and that is if a nude model turned actress that has rockin’ tits everyone has seen…I’m talking millions and millions of people have seen…thanks to a music video she was in…does her nipple slip make a sound…

The answer is…yes…because as I tell all girls who send me nude pics, fresh spread ass pics are better than the ass pics I was sent last week…I always need new content…

Now, I can’t predict whether Emily Ratajkowski will exist or be relevant in a year…I mean when I first started posting on her she was really a nobody with great tits I made fun of….and slowly became someone I wrote love letters to…because I’m easily won over…I never thought she’d get to this level…and maybe, she’ll be like a Jessica Alba, the hot girl who gets cast whether she can act or not, because the world needs hot girls…

But I can predict that we’ll probably see her awesome body naked again…unless she’s one of those “naked got me here, but naked stays private now that I am here”…and while we all wait for her next strategic play…here is what may or may not be her great tits having a nipple slip and as you know we all love great tits…at least I do..

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2015

08

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski for Jonathan Leder of the Day

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Photographer Jonathan Leder shot Emily Ratajkowski before she was famous for being naked in a music video….you know back when she was a busty young model who was allegedly having sex with Kanye West while trying to get a career together…by getting naked…in photoshoots…because her body was awesome…and still is….

He released a book with her images…via his publishing company IMPERIAL PUBLISHING and these are some of the pics circulating…featuring pics of her probably from before she went viral for being naked in a music video…

I figure people like this kind of thing…so here it is..whether it is fashion, art, erotica, softcore porn…it is amazing.

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2015

30

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski Deleted Instagram Pic of the Day

Apparently, Emily Ratajkowski posted this to her instagram and then deleted it, because of the nipples…as instagram doesn’t allow nipples, but rather encourages you and everyone you know to use their nonsense free of charge in exchange for making them all a bunch of fucking billionaires…something you’d think they’d thank you for…by letting you post whatever the fuck you want…but instead that they control and regulate like the hall monitor at your high school so that they can further monetize your hard work and intellectual property….because we are all a bunch of suckers…that’s why they are rich and we’re pathetic…

That said, follow me on INSTAGRAM ….

An account Emily Ratajkowski has blocked because she doesn’t like me…so I have no idea if this is her or not, I’m can’t see any of it…but if you want to see her naked…google.

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2015

23

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is alright.

I mean I made fun of her early on, she called me out for calling her tits fake, we become internet friends, even though she hated me, then she went completely viral, landed a movie, is pretty much set for fucking life, and people I know have met her in person, and say she is actual pretty fucking sweet and nice, because I guess she realizes her scam worked, and unlike so many cunts before her, probably knows she’s on a timeline and needs to be nice to everyone around her, since at her level of talent, and really any level of talent, she can be replaced easily….or maybe I just haven’t experienced the actual “I knew I was hot, destined for fame, now the world knows, so I’ll shit on Everyone around me because I won”….but I have a feeling she doesn’t have any of that, because everyone who knows her likes her…and now I can’t mean to that, but I can look at her titties!!

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2015

08

Jan

Emily Ratajkowsi for FHM of the Day

Here are some pictures of Emily Ratajkowski…showing off a level of arrogance that comes when you start out as a nude model, make a name for yourself as a nude model, and any successes that you have after being a nude model, will make people think you’re just a nude model from a viral video and I guess she wants to change that, or maybe she thinks she doesn’t need to be a nude model anymore, since these FHM pics are not very nude, or slutty, which goes against everything she represents…and anything we ever knew about the bird face with big, likely fake, tits…who was never scared to show them off to get where she is now…but isn’t showing them off because she doesn’t have too…and I like to think of that as a death of all things good she had to offer, and hopefully the first nail in the coffin of her career, as there are hundreds if not 1000s of hotter and more talented social media whores who get naked just waiting for their big break….

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2014

24

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski and Nina Agdal in Entourage Trailer of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski and Nina Agdal are in the Entourage Trailer….I have never watched Entourage but I hate Entourage.

It is a show that represents all that is bad in the world….Hollywod busllshit…a show designed for fame obsessed cheese dicks and anyone who thinks they are awesome or that Hollywood is awesome…..idiots…

Not to mention the dudes on the show, that is now a movie, are 400 fucking years old, and watching 50 year olds fuck 20 year olds, because that’s also what Hollywood is all about, is just fucking pathetic…when the 50 year olds fucking 20 year olds are just making up for being fucking losers when they were 20, before getting rich enough to buy sugar babies and whores…

Either way…waste of fucking time, fuck this bullshit, and fuck you if you endorse anything that is Entourage, you cheesy fucking groupie loser….and here are some key sugar baby “model” bitches, Nina Agdal and Emily Rat-Cow, doing a cameo – because they are representative of all that is wrong with this “entourage” hollywood bullshit world.

Fuck all these cunts.

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2014

16

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

One of my favorite con artists, Emily Ratajkowski, is today’s pile of dancing to music that isn’t Christmas Music…while dressed in clothing that isn’t Christmas clothing, in an advent Calendar for LOVE MAGAZINE ….that I guess is being ironic, because this is fashion, by not showcasing anything Christmas for Christmas…even though Em Rata…the titty model turned it-girl…all thanks to being a titty model…who can’t have actual real tits…but who pretends she does while on her whoring…is a Jew and should not participate in Christmas…as it is the one last “No Jews Allowed” – except when it comes to monetizing the holiday to generate gifts and sales for the non Jews….events

All this to say, Emily Ratajkowski, bird face and all…is very sweet…

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2014

12

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski for Gone Girl of the Day

Everyone is talking about BEN AFFLECK’S DICK in Gone Girl…because I guess they are excited by some asshole’s dick..he is the new batman…when they should really be more interested in the girl who had sex with his dick after he saw how hot her tits were in that music video…and figured if she’s an “It” girl he needs to get up in “It”…just to solidify their on scream dynamic…and well putting her in a massive movie…when just last year she was an amateur nude model…getting naked for the love of getting naked…

So to me watching her sex scene is really what matters in this whole thing….and as a side note…despite being a ladder climbing, egotistical, manipulative and flimsy person…she’s very nice in person…so no more hate for these tits…nothing but love…

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2014

09

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski in a Sheer Dress of the Day

I hate that I’ve been manipulated by Emily Ratajkowski into thinking she’s amazing…all she had to do was shake my hand…look me in the eyes…smile and not be a cunt…it’s like all these other models I’ve met have their guards up, are assholes or high maintenance bitches…but these amazing tits, probably fake…is actually sweet, she just has a good scam going that I am not sure she even knows is a scam…but that is just her rollin’ with everything coming her way because the internet loves her….maybe because of the see through pics…

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2014

08

Dec

I’m Dreaming of an Emily Ratajkowski Filled Christmas of the Day

I am pretty sure I posted the pictures from this Holiday shoot for Yamamay Lingerie, who probably paid Emily Ratajkowski over 100,000 dollars to participate in the shit, even though she’s not tall enough to be a model, but she’s relevant enough to get the pay day, because thanks to the interent posting all her nude pics, and people being responsive to those nude pics, she’s made it.

So girls, don’t be scared of nude pics, look at what nude pics do for Emily Ratajkowski…

And Emily Ratajkowski….is no longer Emily Rat Cow…because I get her hustle and after meeting her at Art Basel, I felt like she was actually good people…and her face was far less bird-like or offensive, and her lips looked far less fake, and her short little body was short enough to feel like in a lot of ways, her scam worked and that she probably doesn’t deserve what she’s got, but she’s got it, so good for her for pulling it off…and those tits….well they are just awesome…so there you have it, if you’re nice to me when I meet you, I stop hating. Maybe I do have a soul

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2014

01

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski Does Christmas Lingerie of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is one of my best friends. I mean we used to message each other on facebook sweet nothings about how her tits and lips are real, which I don’t really believe for a second, since I’ve heard stories from people who either know her, or who have plowed through her on her journey to fucking Ben Afleck to get into the Gone Girl Movie…a pivotal moment in her life…

I even have a pet name for her, RAT COW, but only because of her birdlike face and horrible personality…that comes with a quest to climb her way to the top….as a too short to model, who made it as a model, because the internet likes tits..and here she is in lingerie, doing a throwback to her tits, that made her become a hit…fascinating…

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2014

21

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Has Tits of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski has tits…tits she brought to a Golden Globe event, because this was her breakout year, where she has gone from stripper, nude model, never really booking a campaign, or making money for it, more the kind of model you’d find on instagram, who I guess has some level of allure, or draw, or it factor, that I call tits…cuz there’s no way this bird face is doing all the work for her…there’s deeper reason for her celebrity….and I am only a hater because I was talking about her before any site out there, I mean sure I wasn’t the one taking the nude pics…or having sex with her to help take her to the next level…like so many other people were….because I suck at life and do this wrong…but I was getting tipped off by her every time she did something substantial..before it went substantial…and once it all kind of took off for her…radio silence…not that I care, I mean I wouldn’t deal with me either…but it just showed a level of what you’d expect from a girl like this…quit to move onto the next big thing…and I think it officially worked…and for that…I think she’s been rewarded enough…I mean she’s in a hit fucking movie…and considering no other titty model has made the crossover like this in years..that’s major..

So girls, next time someone asks you to show them your tits…do it…it may lead you to the Golden Globes..even if you have a face of a bird.

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