Here’s Emily Ratajkowski for some bootleg lingerie company – that’s not Victoria’s Secret – but probably pays as much as Victoria’s Secret – but it’s still not Victoria’s Secret and all she wants is that that level of credibility – even Kendall and Gigi Hadid have been in VS…and Rat Cow was at this fame whoring on social media way before them – and deserves it…at least in her mind…egos.

She’s made the money, so money isn’t enough, she’s been in movies….but that’s just because she banged the director…and the prize she really wants probably doesn’t want to work with her kind of hooker – who has the fan-base because dudes like tits that get naked for “art”…

I predict that like Cecil the Lion – things that are big on the internet for a minute, only last a minute….and eventually die off ….and she’s due to die off,…eventually everyone, including obscure asian brands will be official done with her….and big tits or not, thanks to so many other girls coming up with tits that are just as big and way less attitude…we will collectively move on…

But before that, she’s hanging on a thread…with a pile of money – so she’s won…good timing and luck – but you know she hasn’t won enough for that ego…

These pictures are shit – a preview of what’s to come for these isntagram tits.

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Rat Cow does anything she can for a little attention.

She is level zero in talent, she’s got nothing to offer and her face is fucking mangled and weird.

The only redeeming thing about her is her huge fake tits on her skinny frame, which I guess she’s well aware of because she’s made her career being what the UK has been doing for decades – TITTY GLAMOUR MODELS….only Rat Cow’s not that Glamour….

I don’t hate her for doing what she does, she’s making money and doesn’t need to work, I just hate that people buy into her and think she’s this amazing thing…oh right…no one does that…they just see her tits and her instagram following and follow her and give her work because I guess that’s all we really need in this world of iphone pics making slutty girls millions.

I know she’s probably on the outs, but she’s still whoring and that is something we should all support….you know the bootleg model, bootleg actress, bootleg porn chick, bootleg instagram personality combined…makes this…

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Emily Ratajkowski is a sensitive soul, at least when it comes to her, she hates being made fun of, while most of these self involved narcissists who love making duck faces and staring at themselves in the mirror. The kind of girl who you catch watching herself on her phone, staring at herself through her camera phone…and she’s made a lucrative career out of it…while most girls like her just expect it to happen for them…without work..all part of that thinking they are amazing, self love, bullshit…

I’ve made fun of her consistently since day one, but that doesn’t mean I hate her, I don’t even know her or care about her. I just see her as tits, who pull out their tits, which is awesome, but ruined because the tits aren’t given credit they deserve and she thinks she actually has talent beyond her tits, making for a very terrible place..

But It turns out that her family has a pug, and I have a pug, and I live for my pug, and love all pugs, to the point that when I see one I point and scream “PUG” like a 4 year old girl, or a retard, or a bieber fan in concert…you know what I’m saying…and that is for the first time, I’ve genuinely felt emotion beyond “I get what the whore is doing for attention with those tits” by looking at her pics, and I feel so tormented, but not really, as a pug lover I’ve known that Pugs make all situations, even shitty ones, perfect…but then you realize that the Pug is probably her pug she abandoned at her parent’s house when she decided to go get famous, and that just makes her a Pug abandoner and we hate those more than we hate pug haters…

Pugs are very important..

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I didn’t want to post this pics, or endorse or support Em Rat Cow more than I already have, not because I hate her, I just think she’s overrated garbage that belongs in a strip club, unless her parents are rich, in which case dancing in the bottle service booth with other rich guys she fucks…

I don’t think she should be in movies or TV, because some misguided (word of the day) producer fucked her, likes her tits, or thinks Hype means dollar signs…even if the hype is just social media hype, not real hype, or talent or compelling anything, but tits…

Sure tits have historically got girls so far ahead, but we are in a world where we have options and just because these tits got millions of followers by being tits, doesn’t mean all the other tits out there don’t matter…so next time you see some tits, tell those tits you care, and that Em Rat Cow and her shitty face, even if she’s not a shitty person, but probably is, isn’t the only tits in the world, despite what Em Rat Cow is trying to say…or thinks…

She’s just like TILA TEQUILA from myspace, millions of followers, give her a show, let her ride hight 2-4 years, before self destructing because bitch never had it, it was all inflated lies…

She’s Had her 5 minutes – give it to someone else goddamn it..

THAT SAID…she’s got an amazing body.

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Emily Ratajkowski (RAT COW), has been making news today, thanks to Kim Kardashian sending her flowers. Weird.

The flowers weren’t the weird part. They were some bullshit thanking for Rat Cow for standing up for her in her quest to be an empowered woman by getting naked and celebrating her body…a body created by plastic surgery and filters…which in and of itself isn’t empowered at all…it’s just freakish vanity…and turning to Em Rat Cow who is doing the EXACT same thing as Kim, getting naked, pretending to be empowered, because she gets paid, when really she’s just sexualizing herself, is just evidence of how intellectual these cunts are…

The weird thing is that Em Rat Cow is a girl who got her break in a Kanye Video a few years ago….who before Blurred Lines video, was being flown around to meet Kanye to fuck…including when Kanye was with Kim K….

I guess it is all bullshit lies, just marketing, and if I know Kanye fucks Em Rat Cow, so does Kim K, but why care, when it can be leveraged for marketing purposes…

So many idiots..

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I like tracking irrelevance…especially when that irrelevance is in the form of an ego, who thinks she’s important and of value, and who charges brands a lot of money to promote their products, like a bootleg Kardashian who likely has the same plastic surgeon, because of that whole being LA thing…

So Em Rata was an instagram model, who wasn’t even really that good at instagram, who cleverly did a nude shoot because she has great tits, and those tits changed her fucking life, they got her in a music video, put her on the map and got her fucked by Ben Affleck for his movie, totally legitimizing her…garnering millions of fan…not including me, since she blocked me…

And now this mall brand called Express put out a video of her 14 days ago, which is a lifetime in internet terms…

And it got 1800 views…

1800 people out of her “engaged”, obsessed, fan base watched the video…because no one fucking cares bitch, just keep showing us the tits..

At least, for her, she managed to trick this brand to probably bay her 100,000 dollars or more, when she converts for shit…

The end is near…because she’s not even hot…she’s just a fucking lie…a lie no one believes in…except maybe her boyfriend she probably cheats on….for opprotunity…because take what your bird face can get…right…I say stick to showing us your tits.

Here are the shitty pics..

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Emily Rat Cow is trying so fucking hard to maintain the celebrity that she has, and the reality is that people still follow her on social media, so that alone will carry her, make her money and get her jobs, because brands and companies like to advertise on people with followers…

That doesn’t mean she’s not a one Trick Trick…her Only Skill is Naked…her only talent…naked…and that is probably the most basic of human skills…meaning there’s very little depth to her, but who cares about her depth, when we’re more interested in her peaks….

She’s probably got one of the nicest sets of fake tits this side of Sahara Ray….

I’m just eager for her hollywood gigs to stop, so that she gets back to me on the pitches I’ve pitched her on like sex tapes and getting her pussy moulded for male masturbators…since the people would LOVE to fuck Em Rat Cow – but she acts too good for it…for now…all things come to an end…and she’s not going to be the exception to the rule…

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