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2016

24

Feb

Em Rat Cow for T-Shirts of the Day

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Em Rat Cow is a vile, disgusting, egotistical, narcissist, who feels like she should be Jennifer Lawrence, when she’s really just some softcore pornstar who should be doing actual porn, it’ll have more sustainability than nude instagram model in a world full of instagram models..

I mean yes, she wants to be a serious comedic actress, but she’s a fucking nude instagram model….that I can’t imagine anyone really gives a fuck about…and they really don’t, I mean it’s easy to think guys following a bitch for having big tits….tits that this mall brand store is not using to their full potential, but I appreciate their aggressive photoshopping of her face…because all I see is an ugly overrated cunt.

But she’s got good tits…right…

She was at an event, here she is, because she’s important enough to go to events…

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TO SEE PICS OF HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

HERE SHE IS IN A BIKINI –

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2016

16

Feb

Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Instagram Like a Whore of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski was ignored by Sports Illustrated swimsuit because I am sure there was a scheduling issue, or maybe, just maybe they realize she’s old news, uninteresting overrated garbage who they don’t even want to bother using to promote their brand, and who they’d rather use some no name, because this one is played out…

But that doesn’t stop her from getting naked on the internet like a low level cam girl that she was supposed to be…

Things just got confusing along the way, and she ended up in 2-3 Hollywood movies thanks to her vagina…

Forcing her back to the drawing board of naked on the internet, like an exhibitionist and narcissist that she is, only more like the flasher in the park…sure you it’s boring, it’s some put some pants on and do something and/or film yourself get fucked for VIVID, but this being naked is just anti-climatic, going no where and a sad sad cry for attention, not that her sex is any better, she looks like the worst fuck EVER.

She’s garbage, she’s the rat cow, she’s on the outs. See you later cunt.

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2016

27

Jan

What Emily Ratajkowski Actually Looks Like of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is alot of hype, pretty much because she knows her angles. Bitch is a lie.

You’d be surprised at how shitty most of these bitches look in person, they are just fantasy, or lie, thanks to relatively decent, yet cheesy selfies and photos as they pretend to play model, in a properly timed era when that was a thing…and people fucking cared, before every famewhore on social media realized…that they could just do it themselves..

In more interesting news, here’s her boyfriend she likely cheats on had his fly down…

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Fascinating stuff…

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2016

26

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski is More Than Just Tits of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is an instagram model who scammed her way into a couple of movies even though she can’t act..where she pretty much played herself and the producers either wanted to fuck her when she was at her peak…and gave her the part they new required no talent..but she’s mainly an instagram model…

That’s not to say she doesn’t have a great body, even if the autheticity of her body, and I guess her lips are questionable…she obviously does, but it’s to say so many girls followed her lead and are doing what she does, making her a lot less interesting that when she started getting naked in photoshoots…

Meaning, she’s on the decline, and she knows it, but I guess she’s been working on her ass, thinking “Maybe this body part will open some doors”…that will lead to her opening up her legs and / or spreading said ass for any job she can get…because no one likes to HIT big and hard…and dissipate to no one gives a fuck…since no one gives a fuck about anything these days…but bikini pics still get semi-noticed…so keep up the good hustle…it’s this type of bottom feeding and laziness that will end up with a sex tape…fingers crossed

You can put a whore in movies, but you can’t put movies in whores, I mean I guess you could with enough lube if they were in DVD form…but you get what I’m saying…she’s crying for attention…”LOOK AT HER “…that’s what she wants…

I guess what I am saying, since I don’t mind looking at her body, and really have seen her entire career as the first site to really post her photoshoots, even though she’s unappreciative….is that I hope for her case that the next movie she does is critically acclaimed and her performance is brilliant..It’s called “CRUISE” and is by the guy who did “The Wrestler”….because she’s at the make it or break it…fade into old, played out Lohan status…because people get bored…even looking at ass in a bikini…

That’s all I have to say about that..

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2016

21

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

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I blame Emily Ratajkowski for being one of the first instagram models to make it in the world, she books Hollywood movies, and all she ever really do was pose naked in LA for some of the right rich perverts…

I don’t think she needs to be punished for this, I mean she’s got to live with herself and knowing that without her tits she’s nothing for the rest of her life. She’ll have to know that her accomplishments are no better than the accomplishments of pornstars, but instead maybe she needs a thank you, because like Kim Kardashian before her, she gives hope to average looking girls that they can make it too. That if they get naked and have one marketable feature…they can make it too…and thanks to her being first to market, she gets the jobs, while these other girls scramble…and as they scramble I get to watch all their cries for help through nudity…and even EMRATA, when feeling insecure or ugly, puts out slutty pics…it’s all she knows…

Long live the sluts..

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2016

06

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski Spread Leg Bikini Pic of the Day

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I wonder if Emily Ratajkowski senses that the end is near for a talentless girl with big tits…because the world just doesn’t give a fuck about her, she’s never done anything interesting that we could really get emotionally attached to, and in instead just an interchangeable set of tits, who will only get cast in movies, which is her objective, because the casting director is too lazy to dig a little deeper…and figure “she’s got a lot of followers thanks to her tits, she can’t be all that bad an option”…

I am convinced that 2016 will be the year that the 1000s of other girls just as hot as Emily Ratajkowski, overshadow Emily Ratajkowski….because tits are just tits…when they don’t do much more than this…laying in a bikini….

I mean fake or not, relevant or not, talented or not, cool or interesting or not…that’s a serious fucking body…weird belly button at all…but it’s still older than it was, more tired than it was, as lazy as it always was, and we can just google to see her pussy, so why bother with her really…

Because she posts pussy definition and side lip on social media – that I’ve been blocked on – even though she used to email me her photoshoots to post – unappreciative cunt – that’s why.

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2015

08

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski’s Love Magazine’s Day 8 of the Day

I am convinced there is going to be an end to the instagram model…

I am convinced that people are bored of all these no name girls posting aggressive pics…not because they are bored of the aggressive…as slutty as they can get without being porno….and deleted….disguised as fashion and art…because tits get hits…and in Emily Ratajkowski’s case, she’s been able to leverage her tits to a relatively legit career….she’s in actual movies..not very good movies but still in movies…all while having little to no talent…

But she has tits…

I don’t know how sustainable her career is, but she’s made over a million dollar with her tits, pretty good ROI when they only cost 5,000 dollars…

Right?

I mean this isn’t fashion or art, it’s cheesy porn I can’t jerk off to…almost embarassing…what the fuck is she doing….I guess trying to be relevant…and it’s worked…just like it did for Tila Tequila…

Boring….

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2015

18

Nov

Em Rat Cow in Her Underwear Showing Off Her Vaginal Belly Button of the Day

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Em Rat Cow is overrated and she knows it…she’s talentless and she knows it…she’s basically won the lottery and dragged out that 15 minutes for what has been a couple of years….all from getting naked in this SHOOT…4 years ago…check out the holes hole…

It’s allowed her to book movies, campaigns, she’s even been in Vogue…what the fuck…right…a Glamour model from a viral video, that may have been paid less than 100,000 dollars and even if she got paid millions……it’s all because of her tits…tits that she’s still riding…best 10,000 dollars she’s invested in….

So she’s posting panty pics…because it’s so normal to show everyone your daily underwear…when you’re a prostitute in need of atttention….and her body is still rockin’…

Here’s Sahara Ray Doing the Emily Ratjakowski, which is low level fame whoring, hoping that it works out of her, and I guess it kinda has…Topless for Terry Richardson….probably old pics, but I’ll post them anyway because I don’t know when these pics were taken…but I do know that I send her facebook messages she ignores like:

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Here are the tit pics…

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2015

05

Nov

Some Overrated Rat Cow Nude of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski makes me laugh…you’d assume she’d have expired by now and that no one would care about her now…but yet she’s still doing nude shoots for atteention…

She gets naked as often as she can, it’s her marketing strategy that works…because her fake tits are so crucial to everything that is her career and existence..because her fake tits are so almost not fake that they are great to look at…while the rest of her is average at best…but with the fake tits that may not be fake but that are fake or aren’t they fake that make her above average…

Which is awesome, for her…for us…for everyone….because her body is…hot…

She’s just proof that you don’t need talent to get work…something we already knew before…you just need followers and all you need to get followers is to get naked and own that naked…and that’s just great…

She came along and made it work for her..while barely working…but more importantly, she helped many men come…because they like tits.

She’s the TILA TEQUILA of the instagram generation…and I think I love her, but only cuz she hates me..something I like it girls I love..

Pics by Mark Sacro

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2015

20

Oct

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video is in VOGUE of the Day

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How does this even happen? Oh right…the internet…

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video is in VOGUE USA…and she’s not even showing off her fake tits, her fake lips, her fake everything that she designed to get to this level of celebrity….

I would argue that she isn’t talent and that she doesn’t deserve any of this, she’s just been clever in how she works the photogaphers who want her instagram followers….I know she’s done movies and all that nonsense, but she’s uninteresting, and barely a celebrity, but rather just an instagram model who has tricked a few people due to tits…

She had the right timing and went viral…probably in more way than one..yes AIDS….or at least herpes, it’s a small price to pay to get cast..

I just wish there was more substance to her, more excitement, more than just tits, even though I don’t mind celebrating a woman who has identified herself to the world as just tits…I would just be amazed if this career leads to anything more substantial than where it’s at now…because she’s boring, we’ve seen her naked, replace her with a young one.

All this to say, pretty shitty editorial shoot for the big break in Vogue, who are clearly desperate for attention…

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