Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her…

All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it..

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I don’t know if this is a picture of Emily Rat Cow…but the rumor is that she posted it during the Mayweather fight, I guess to see if anyone was paying attention to her, as she probably wants everyone to pay attention to her, even though she’s a virtual nobody, I mean she’s got instagram followers, but who gives a fuck about instragram followers, sure the whole world gives a fuck about instagram followers, but in the grand scheme of things, she’s the girl showing her pussy to a group of boys so that they like her…

And they like her…they pay her…and playing this off as as some kind of joke is fine, but it is obviously lessof a joke and more of a cry for attention, a very desperate cry for attention, because when you’re a one trick pony…or better yet a one trick trick…who’s face isn’t all that special, but who’s body is banging and has been banged…and will continue to be baned…to get work..you do all that you know, or all that you’ve had success with..

The good news for us, is the bad news for her, an that is that she’s oversaturated, her 5 minutes are up, and the only way out is sex tape…

You know it’s gonna happen…we’ve seen girls like this 100 times before..and I just hope she does it with Kanye, someone she’s rumored to still be fucking, according to a girl I know who sold Kanye pants in London…

All this to say…it’s just a naked girl…there are a million girls…who cares about this particular one…and I hope when it all ends…she realizes she just doens’t matter…based on this hustle…I think she realizes she just doesn’t matter…

Maybe she should be friendlier to people…

Turns out it is fake….

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The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models…

Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream…

But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video…

She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes…

Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that…

But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes…

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Apparently you can see Emily Ratjkowski’s nipple in this picture at some Much Music bullshit awards show, because award shows are good for advertisers…and perpetuating this whole bullshit industry…

I can’t see any nipple, which brings on a philosophical question and that is if a nude model turned actress that has rockin’ tits everyone has seen…I’m talking millions and millions of people have seen…thanks to a music video she was in…does her nipple slip make a sound…

The answer is…yes…because as I tell all girls who send me nude pics, fresh spread ass pics are better than the ass pics I was sent last week…I always need new content…

Now, I can’t predict whether Emily Ratajkowski will exist or be relevant in a year…I mean when I first started posting on her she was really a nobody with great tits I made fun of….and slowly became someone I wrote love letters to…because I’m easily won over…I never thought she’d get to this level…and maybe, she’ll be like a Jessica Alba, the hot girl who gets cast whether she can act or not, because the world needs hot girls…

But I can predict that we’ll probably see her awesome body naked again…unless she’s one of those “naked got me here, but naked stays private now that I am here”…and while we all wait for her next strategic play…here is what may or may not be her great tits having a nipple slip and as you know we all love great tits…at least I do..

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Photographer Jonathan Leder shot Emily Ratajkowski before she was famous for being naked in a music video….you know back when she was a busty young model who was allegedly having sex with Kanye West while trying to get a career together…by getting naked…in photoshoots…because her body was awesome…and still is….

He released a book with her images…via his publishing company IMPERIAL PUBLISHING and these are some of the pics circulating…featuring pics of her probably from before she went viral for being naked in a music video…

I figure people like this kind of thing…so here it is..whether it is fashion, art, erotica, softcore porn…it is amazing.

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