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2015

23

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is alright.

I mean I made fun of her early on, she called me out for calling her tits fake, we become internet friends, even though she hated me, then she went completely viral, landed a movie, is pretty much set for fucking life, and people I know have met her in person, and say she is actual pretty fucking sweet and nice, because I guess she realizes her scam worked, and unlike so many cunts before her, probably knows she’s on a timeline and needs to be nice to everyone around her, since at her level of talent, and really any level of talent, she can be replaced easily….or maybe I just haven’t experienced the actual “I knew I was hot, destined for fame, now the world knows, so I’ll shit on Everyone around me because I won”….but I have a feeling she doesn’t have any of that, because everyone who knows her likes her…and now I can’t mean to that, but I can look at her titties!!

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2015

08

Jan

Emily Ratajkowsi for FHM of the Day

Here are some pictures of Emily Ratajkowski…showing off a level of arrogance that comes when you start out as a nude model, make a name for yourself as a nude model, and any successes that you have after being a nude model, will make people think you’re just a nude model from a viral video and I guess she wants to change that, or maybe she thinks she doesn’t need to be a nude model anymore, since these FHM pics are not very nude, or slutty, which goes against everything she represents…and anything we ever knew about the bird face with big, likely fake, tits…who was never scared to show them off to get where she is now…but isn’t showing them off because she doesn’t have too…and I like to think of that as a death of all things good she had to offer, and hopefully the first nail in the coffin of her career, as there are hundreds if not 1000s of hotter and more talented social media whores who get naked just waiting for their big break….

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2014

24

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski and Nina Agdal in Entourage Trailer of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski and Nina Agdal are in the Entourage Trailer….I have never watched Entourage but I hate Entourage.

It is a show that represents all that is bad in the world….Hollywod busllshit…a show designed for fame obsessed cheese dicks and anyone who thinks they are awesome or that Hollywood is awesome…..idiots…

Not to mention the dudes on the show, that is now a movie, are 400 fucking years old, and watching 50 year olds fuck 20 year olds, because that’s also what Hollywood is all about, is just fucking pathetic…when the 50 year olds fucking 20 year olds are just making up for being fucking losers when they were 20, before getting rich enough to buy sugar babies and whores…

Either way…waste of fucking time, fuck this bullshit, and fuck you if you endorse anything that is Entourage, you cheesy fucking groupie loser….and here are some key sugar baby “model” bitches, Nina Agdal and Emily Rat-Cow, doing a cameo – because they are representative of all that is wrong with this “entourage” hollywood bullshit world.

Fuck all these cunts.

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2014

16

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

One of my favorite con artists, Emily Ratajkowski, is today’s pile of dancing to music that isn’t Christmas Music…while dressed in clothing that isn’t Christmas clothing, in an advent Calendar for LOVE MAGAZINE ….that I guess is being ironic, because this is fashion, by not showcasing anything Christmas for Christmas…even though Em Rata…the titty model turned it-girl…all thanks to being a titty model…who can’t have actual real tits…but who pretends she does while on her whoring…is a Jew and should not participate in Christmas…as it is the one last “No Jews Allowed” – except when it comes to monetizing the holiday to generate gifts and sales for the non Jews….events

All this to say, Emily Ratajkowski, bird face and all…is very sweet…

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2014

12

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski for Gone Girl of the Day

Everyone is talking about BEN AFFLECK’S DICK in Gone Girl…because I guess they are excited by some asshole’s dick..he is the new batman…when they should really be more interested in the girl who had sex with his dick after he saw how hot her tits were in that music video…and figured if she’s an “It” girl he needs to get up in “It”…just to solidify their on scream dynamic…and well putting her in a massive movie…when just last year she was an amateur nude model…getting naked for the love of getting naked…

So to me watching her sex scene is really what matters in this whole thing….and as a side note…despite being a ladder climbing, egotistical, manipulative and flimsy person…she’s very nice in person…so no more hate for these tits…nothing but love…

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2014

09

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski in a Sheer Dress of the Day

I hate that I’ve been manipulated by Emily Ratajkowski into thinking she’s amazing…all she had to do was shake my hand…look me in the eyes…smile and not be a cunt…it’s like all these other models I’ve met have their guards up, are assholes or high maintenance bitches…but these amazing tits, probably fake…is actually sweet, she just has a good scam going that I am not sure she even knows is a scam…but that is just her rollin’ with everything coming her way because the internet loves her….maybe because of the see through pics…

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2014

08

Dec

I’m Dreaming of an Emily Ratajkowski Filled Christmas of the Day

I am pretty sure I posted the pictures from this Holiday shoot for Yamamay Lingerie, who probably paid Emily Ratajkowski over 100,000 dollars to participate in the shit, even though she’s not tall enough to be a model, but she’s relevant enough to get the pay day, because thanks to the interent posting all her nude pics, and people being responsive to those nude pics, she’s made it.

So girls, don’t be scared of nude pics, look at what nude pics do for Emily Ratajkowski…

And Emily Ratajkowski….is no longer Emily Rat Cow…because I get her hustle and after meeting her at Art Basel, I felt like she was actually good people…and her face was far less bird-like or offensive, and her lips looked far less fake, and her short little body was short enough to feel like in a lot of ways, her scam worked and that she probably doesn’t deserve what she’s got, but she’s got it, so good for her for pulling it off…and those tits….well they are just awesome…so there you have it, if you’re nice to me when I meet you, I stop hating. Maybe I do have a soul

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2014

01

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski Does Christmas Lingerie of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is one of my best friends. I mean we used to message each other on facebook sweet nothings about how her tits and lips are real, which I don’t really believe for a second, since I’ve heard stories from people who either know her, or who have plowed through her on her journey to fucking Ben Afleck to get into the Gone Girl Movie…a pivotal moment in her life…

I even have a pet name for her, RAT COW, but only because of her birdlike face and horrible personality…that comes with a quest to climb her way to the top….as a too short to model, who made it as a model, because the internet likes tits..and here she is in lingerie, doing a throwback to her tits, that made her become a hit…fascinating…

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2014

21

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Has Tits of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski has tits…tits she brought to a Golden Globe event, because this was her breakout year, where she has gone from stripper, nude model, never really booking a campaign, or making money for it, more the kind of model you’d find on instagram, who I guess has some level of allure, or draw, or it factor, that I call tits…cuz there’s no way this bird face is doing all the work for her…there’s deeper reason for her celebrity….and I am only a hater because I was talking about her before any site out there, I mean sure I wasn’t the one taking the nude pics…or having sex with her to help take her to the next level…like so many other people were….because I suck at life and do this wrong…but I was getting tipped off by her every time she did something substantial..before it went substantial…and once it all kind of took off for her…radio silence…not that I care, I mean I wouldn’t deal with me either…but it just showed a level of what you’d expect from a girl like this…quit to move onto the next big thing…and I think it officially worked…and for that…I think she’s been rewarded enough…I mean she’s in a hit fucking movie…and considering no other titty model has made the crossover like this in years..that’s major..

So girls, next time someone asks you to show them your tits…do it…it may lead you to the Golden Globes..even if you have a face of a bird.

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2014

05

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski in a Tight Dress at an Event of the Day

I like making fun of Emily Ratajkowski, the big movie star, who I get the vibe is loving that she’s been in a movie, and it’s got to her head…like everything has worked out perfectly…because she’s pulled of a great fucking titty model scam….

She’s totally overrated, but has big tits and I guess, hating on her for making it happen, is like hating on Kim K for doing porn…I feel we are much better off knowing what her labias look like now that she is famous…so if anything, what she has done is good…even if she’s the fucking worst…

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