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2014

01

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski Does Christmas Lingerie of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is one of my best friends. I mean we used to message each other on facebook sweet nothings about how her tits and lips are real, which I don’t really believe for a second, since I’ve heard stories from people who either know her, or who have plowed through her on her journey to fucking Ben Afleck to get into the Gone Girl Movie…a pivotal moment in her life…

I even have a pet name for her, RAT COW, but only because of her birdlike face and horrible personality…that comes with a quest to climb her way to the top….as a too short to model, who made it as a model, because the internet likes tits..and here she is in lingerie, doing a throwback to her tits, that made her become a hit…fascinating…

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