2016
25
Aug
Emily Rat Cow is garbage. Last week’s kitchen garbage. Just played out, used up and already past around and exhausted…that pussy is prolapsed hanging halfway down her leg after the gangbang that is running train on her…
But she’s still working it, keep this alive as long as she can, don’t let it end just yet – she still has followers so keep them happy….with her ass…
An ass I would lick back to health after that gangbang because this love is real.
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2016
24
Aug
Em Rat Cow must feel like her relevance is dying hard…because in the last month, she’s called all her old friends and people she’s met along the way and convinced them to let her into their magazines, she’s gone this far – she’s made it this far – she’s got this much of an audience from getting naked in a music video and basically going viral (in more ways than one I am sure)….and she’s even got into movies…but she can’t be forgotten, she can’t be replaced by equally talented, often times better looking, probably not as good tits, because Em Rat Cow got some UDDERS, but more interesting, new, fresh…even Cindy Crawford’s husband likes new pussy…kind of thing…
So she’s on a rebrand, non nude rebrand…that is obviously a horrible idea – based on everything she is…but I guess it’s kind of working because people are publishing the pics…but it’s not working because I’m the only pervert lookin’ at them…and not liking them….just looking because putting a softcore pornstar in dresses on the beach makes no sense…there is no logic, I am so confused…where are her nipples…she knows she only matters cuz of her nipples right?
She needs better management, this is ridiculous…
Luckily – she curates her own bullshit account with actual smut…
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2016
18
Aug
Clothed at the beach on a half naked hooker – makes total sense…
I don’t know what she’s trying to re-invent, or what the fuck marketers who hire her are thinking, because I know she charges a lot, I tried to book her to suck my dick at my birthday photoshoot and it was unaffordable…
What I am saying is she’s a nobody, she doesn’t matter, she’s not influential, or an INFLUENCER, fuck that word INFLUENCER…she doesn’t influence shit, but maybe makes that Blurred lines song more tolerable when you can jerk off to her tits..
So this is some AMERICAN EAGLE shoot, where she’s doing her “art” on the beach, because her dad is some Bob Ross high school art teacher, which is less creepy than a high school gym teacher, but still the kind of guy who may jerk off to nude paintings he’s done of his daugther’s glorious tits…because she does have glorious tits…but tits don’t sell cheap jeans…tits are meant to be stared at…and she picked up some basic art techniques she’ll need when she becomes the topless girl on Venice beach painting beaches with her tits for 40 dollars to buy drugs that give her that high she once felt when she was at her peak….
So the more she gets clothed, and tries to be a serious personality, the more uninteresting she is, but yes, she will maintain her audience and fans…yes…people don’t unfollow…and yes..she’ll get naked again..she needs to be..but she’s not in these pics…but should be…what the fuck is she thinking..
THE PANTS ARE FOR THE FIRST DANCE AT THE STRIP CLUB…THE SLOW SONG IS THE PUSSY SONG you dumb twat…
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What a joker…
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2016
05
Aug
There is no secret that Em Rat Cow is a famewhore, who tries every fucking angle she can to get noticed, including lazily posting a picture from over 3 years ago – where she’s wearing a thong and a USA jacket, you know to show her praise for the US team the only way she knows how to get work, show her love, or get ahead….
She’s insecure, thirsty garbage, but makes lots of money and gets to do lots of cool things and will continue to exist, thanks to social media mattering but more importantly, because of you dear pervert who likes big lips and big tits on a skinny frame…
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2016
03
Aug
Em Rat Cow’s still got tits, they are actually running the fucking show, they are the ones in charge, they are the boss, you can tell by how she dresses and how they make an appearance in 99 percent of the things she does…the rest of her is just an average at best, but at least it’s not fat, host body for those tits…
I am a firm believer that Em Rat Cow is done, I know she’s got some new movies in the works on IMDB, and I know she’s got that massive social media following and will always be able to monetize that, because people don’t just mass unfollow people, proven by the Kadashians everyone fucking hates…
So Em Rat Cow will be around for the rest of her life, but I just don’t think she’ll ever matter much more than the tits…the glorious tits…they are great tits…and you can hate on her, laugh at her, realize she’s an insecure loser who needs to feel validated…but you can’t deny the tits.
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2016
29
Jul
Em Rat Cow is dressed like some homeless orphan in some Charles Dickens story…layers and layers of covered the fuck up as a passive aggressive “go fuck yourself you fucking fans, I am more than just tits”…
But after much thought, much analysis, much field work and interviews of people in my head…we have collectively decided – no she’s not more than tits.
Sure she can want to be an actor, stealing jobs from actors, because she’s got a following on social media the producers assume mean she’ll fill seats…but you can’t jerk off in the kind of theaters her movies are shown in, at least not legally, because I’ve proven you can jerk off anywhere if they police don’t catch you, even though her skill set and talent would make you think she should be shown in the theaters you can jerk off in….but I guess her scam has kept her out of porn…but it definitely should keep her out of clothing…because when in clothing you can see how much she really doesn’t matter…
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2016
21
Jul
Em Rat Cow is relatively uninteresting across the board. It’s one of those what more can we ask for or want from a girl who we’ve seen completely nude so many times that it is the only reason we know she exists…
Yes, she’s got a hot body, but when I see her doing anything besides the low level softcore porn she’s known for, I feel like I’m experiencing a stripper at a job interview at the grocery store to be a cashier…or bag girl…it’s like “bitch, get the fuck out of here”….only I guess “bikini” pics are in line with her nude pics – it all falls under the umbrella of instagram model – even if she’d never consider herself an instagram model – she probably tells people she’s an actress and hands out business cards with her IMDB profile on her vagina…like some kind of escort.
I don’t hate her, I just find her pretty repetitive, boring, uneventful…and uninspiring…step it up. Stop the yard.
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW
2016
10
Jun
I guess Rat Cow understands that there is no need to ruin a wonderful thing, and that wonderful thing is her big old tits, so wonderful that those tits are the only reason she exists in pop culture or why she got cast in that music video, or why anyone followed her on social media…so she owes a lot to those tits – she needs to feed those tits, nurture those tits, and love those tits…
She is the host body to said tits – who seems to neglect that she was just that. She tried to pretend that she was a legit model, a talent, or even an artist…but what it all comes down to is the tits..so bring the tits…be empowered by the tits…
Carry those tits because the tits carry her, own her, are her…and there’s simply nothing else to her…
Celebrate them like she wants you to…self shot bikini photoshoots while in Turks and Caicos beach setting…possibly doing “work”…or maybe just taking a break from her rough schedule fame whoring….and in this bikini photoshoot you may not see full tit, but bikini tit, is still tit.
This pics wouldn’t exist without tit, so this is a celebration of tit…..
This may not be like most self respecting career women who are educated and care about their reputation, the kind of woman who doesn’t have topless videos or bikini photoshoots on the internet – because they don’t realize what Em Rat knows and that is tits are their worth. Their existence. Their value…especially when you pretend they empower you, of course they empower you…they are you.
I don’t know why I give bitches like this attention, there are way more graceful, elegant, kind, tits on the internet…but here she is anyway.
Here’s a tit video – that may be Em Rat Cow – Tits.
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